311.Chapter 311
As the exam bell rang, the tense final exam kicked off completely. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
It was the first time for He Xuan to sit on the desk for the exam like a student, and he didn't feel a little novel.
All his previous knowledge was practiced in life and death, when did he pass the exam so comfortably.
The teacher who invigilated the exam was surnamed Yan and was a well-known teacher at Dongjiang University.
Teacher Yan is as his name suggests, and the invigilation is strict.
Over the years, no one has ever succeeded in cheating under Mr. Yan.
University exams are strict, and if you are caught cheating, you will definitely be punished and put on file.
This is strict enough, and now to send a Yan Yan who is famous for his strictness, this is really another student to cry and mourn.
Many students put away the small notes they had prepared at the beginning, and they could only silently shake their heads and take the exam.
Cheating in front of Yan Yan, isn't this looking for death?
The subject of this examination is humanities, arts and appreciation.
Teacher Yan has this book in his hand.
She looked at it for a moment, then threw the book under her desk and looked at all the students with her eyes.
Yan Yan stared at a group of students who silently bowed their heads to do the test papers, and was slightly satisfied in his heart.
Hey, the top class deserves to be the top class, it's so serious and studious.
Forehead......
But just as Yan Yan was relieved in his heart, he suddenly saw a figure with his head raised and staring towards him.
Prepared to say, it should be staring at the podium.
More accurately, it would be staring at the book under the podium.
He Xuan's perspective eyes were wide open at this moment, and he saw the books under the podium thoroughly.
"What? What year was Socrates born? What year did you die? How do I know that? He Xuan looked at the title in his hand, and once again turned his perspective eye, only to see that the book clearly introduced the time of Socrates' birth and death.
Quack, a good skill, I didn't expect me to be a top student today.
He Xuan was extremely proud in his heart, although it was a bit overkill to do such a trivial thing with the eyes of perspective, but He Xuan still enjoyed this feeling.
The most important thing is that when He Xuan looked up, he only saw a wonderful body that was slightly leaning to do his homework, and the two softness that drooped slightly were really crispy to the bones.
But this scene is not like this in Yan Yan's eyes!
How did this student do it, why did he keep looking up at the podium?
How can you lower your head and write hard after reading for a while?
Could it be that there is an answer from the podium?
Yan Yan thought so, and leaned down slightly to check if there was anything unusual on the podium.
I only saw that the back of the podium was pitch black, and there was nothing.
It would be strange if anyone could find the answer on this.
At least Yan Yan didn't believe it.
Yan Yan's heart was suddenly puzzled, she had seen countless ways for students to cheat, and even the high-tech of stuffing a wireless headset in her ear had been cracked a lot by her.
But like He Xuan, he stared at the podium, and then his thoughts flowed like a spring, and there was really no one.
Isn't he cheating? But Yan Yan felt that He Xuan was cheating!
Otherwise, why do you show that obscene smile every time you watch the podium!
If He Xuan knew that the female teacher was actually using the word obscene to describe her smile, would she spit out a mouthful of old blood angrily?
That's your signature smile, hey! I used to rely on this smile and didn't know how many young girls I killed in seconds, but now I am mistaken for obscenity!
"Ahem...... Although he didn't find any evidence of He Xuan's cheating, Yan Yan still coughed, and then stretched out Bai Xuan's finger and pointed at He Xuan and said, "That classmate, yes, it's you, the one in blue." ”
Listening to Yan Yan's words, everyone came back to their senses and stared at He Xuan, and even a few students forced a smile.
The faces of the two girls are also proud, look, cheating has been caught!
They all know it well, this Yan Yan is notoriously iron-blooded and ruthless, and he is also notoriously sharp-eyed.
Once the students are stopped by her, ten out of ten will be caught cheating.
"Teacher." He Xuan once again showed a harmless smile from humans and animals: "What are you looking for me?" ”
After finishing speaking, He Xuan saw that this chick was slowly walking towards him at this moment.
She's coming, she's coming!
The surrounding students stared at Yan Yan's pace, as if they wanted to watch a good show.
"Others don't mess around, do the topic well." Yan Yan said a word, and immediately all the students looked back.
Of course, it was only superficially retracting their gaze, in fact, everyone was still peeping at He Xuan with their spare eyes.
He Xuan shook his shoulders, what is there to peep at Lao Tzu, a big man......
"Did you cheat just now?" Yan Yan walked in front of He Xuan and went straight to the point.
Here's the show! Here's the show!
The mood of the students was very eager.
"Nope." He Xuan pursed his lips, if the cheaters all admit that they cheated, there would be ghosts.
Yan Yan's eyes showed a look of doubt, and then he stretched out his Qianqian jade finger and groped around He Xuan's body.
He Xuan doesn't care, although the matter of being searched looks unpleasant, but being searched by a chick is different.
What's more, although this Yan Yan is thirty, his skin is well maintained and his figure is also very hot.
He Xuan was happy to be touched by this kind of beauty, but unfortunately He Xuan couldn't touch it himself.
When Yan Yan bowed slightly, wisps of faint fragrance kept coming, refreshing people's hearts.
When He Xuan heard this, he couldn't help but look intoxicated.
When Yan Yan saw He Xuan's expression, he immediately showed a strange expression, and continued to touch his little hand in He Xuan's pocket.
At the moment of touching it, Yan Yan's heart was very sure, but after putting his little hand into his pocket, the certainty in his heart suddenly disappeared.
There was nothing else, because He Xuan's pockets were empty at the moment, and there was nothing.
Yan Yan didn't have this evil in his heart, and immediately searched all the places where He Xuan might hide small notes, but he didn't find anything
When this scene fell into the eyes of the students, they couldn't help but be shocked.
What? How could this be? Teacher Yan didn't find anything when he went out?
How is this possible?
All the students were slightly surprised in their hearts, you must know that Yan Yan is notoriously successful, and there is almost no time when he can't find evidence of student cheating, and he actually missed it today?
How is this possible?
Unrealistic enough is in front of everyone, and they can't help but not believe it.
Only He Xuan smiled, looked at Yan Yan in front of him and said with a smile: "Teacher Yan, I really didn't cheat, I won't lie to you." ”
Yan Yan also seemed a little discouraged, and then his eyes rolled and said, "Then what are you always staring at the podium?" ”
He Xuan smiled and couldn't help asking, "Teacher Yan, what subject did you take today?" ”
"You still have to ask me?" Yan Yan glared at He Xuan and blurted out: "Humanities, Arts and Appreciation"
"That's right!" He Xuan patted his thigh happily.
"How is this right?" Yan Yan couldn't help but fall into He Xuan's routine, but he didn't know it.
"Teacher Yan!" He Xuan stared at Yan Yan, glanced up and down a few times, and almost made Yan Yan's heart furious.
"Art, Mr. Yan! Art comes from life! Isn't every plant and tree in this world all art? Isn't that blackboard, that podium, also art? Now that I'm staring at the podium, I can feel what art is! That's why after looking at the podium, I was so inspired! ”
After He Xuan finished these words, the audience was shocked.
It wasn't an exclamation, but a complete silence.
All the students' mouths were wide open, as if they had just swallowed an egg.
Yan Yan stumbled and almost fell.
O Nima! I've seen shameless, I've never seen such shamelessness!
What kind of art is a podium!
What's more, this exam is all about theory, and it's not about letting you use your imagination to write an essay about art!
In this way, you can still find art in your life, and you can still write it in the test paper?
The pulpit can be seen as an art, but can he tell you the answer?
This is clearly a kind of strong rhetoric!
It's just too hooligan!
Although Yan Yan was angry and even depressed in her heart, as a teacher, she couldn't say these things.
All the students couldn't help but give He Xuan a thumbs up in their hearts at this moment.
can say that such a strict teacher as Dongjiang University is speechless, awesome, so awesome!
"You!" Yan Yan pointed at He Xuan, took a deep breath, and then said slowly: "I don't care if you are artistic or not, anyway, you are not allowed to look at this podium, otherwise I will be punished for cheating!" ”
"That's not going to work!" He Xuan argued: "Teacher Yan, there doesn't seem to be a clause in the exam rules that you are not allowed to look at the podium, right?" Not to mention that I'm an art student! I want to be born for art! If you don't even let me see art, then I'd rather die! ”
He Xuan said, making a righteous and awe-inspiring look.
Yan Yan's eyes were already wide-eyed!
Nima! That's too rogue, isn't it?
Why is it that a podium has been pulled into art by you?
It's as if everything is brought to art, and it's already invincible.
Yan Yan was speechless, I have never seen such a hooligan!
It's just such a hooligan, and he says it so righteously, who is this guy? It can be used as a model for the world of pretending!
All the students were also stunned.
No one thought that He Xuan's mouth could actually say such a thing.
However, some students were secretly happy when they heard these words.
This teacher Yan is usually iron-toothed and copper-toothed, and he can often say that his classmates are extremely sad and angry.
Now that there is He Xuan, a big pervert, Yan Yan is speechless, and everyone's hearts are also dark!
It's not easy to see Yan Yan deflated!
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