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Dansheng Tani Mori Xia lay on a sofa, opened his heavy eyelids, subconsciously used his hand to block the dazzling light, and said a famous sentence of Eva.

"Hah! You're awake, evil alien! Accept the sanction of my evil king's true eye! Hey! ”

Out of nowhere, the little bird Yurouka suddenly pulled out the purple automatic umbrella, and then slammed it into the head of Dansheng Tani Mori Xia.

"Poof."

Dansheng Gu Senxia quickly grabbed the umbrella with both hands, and a smug smile appeared on his face, "Hmph, it's too naïve!" Anyway, I'm the only elf who has survived for countless years, how can I be so easy to get hit! ”

(Don't get me wrong if you haven't seen the original, this is just a fantasy of the second disease, just like the little bird You Liuhua always thinks that his evil king's true eyes are real.) )

"Elves?" , Little Bird You Liuhua showed a puzzled and cute expression.

If her memory was not wrong, she remembered that this girl with standard breasts seemed to have said a few days ago that she was not a secondary school disease.

Could it be that this girl with standard breasts is actually ......

"Ah, no, no, no, it's human, you just heard it wrong." , Dansheng Gu Senxia suddenly sweated profusely, and hurriedly waved his hand to hurriedly excuse himself.

"Eh, is that so?" , Liuhua tilted her head cutely, and the silly hair on her head swayed happily.

"Whew", Dansheng Gu Senxia breathed a sigh of relief: it was so dangerous, he almost exposed his history of secondary and second illness.

But I seem to have forgotten something? For example, why do you faint? Forget it, don't bother with that kind of trivial matter.

For some reason, Dansheng Gu Senxia suddenly appeared in the scene where he was stunned by a certain secondary school boy.

Well, this kind of thing can't happen. Illusion, it must be an illusion!

"Hmph", just when Dansheng Gu Senxia fell into some strange conjecture, the little bird You Liuhua suddenly put on a smug smile, sneered a few times, and quickly stepped forward with his left hand, pinching it into a snap of his fingers, "Hehe, ignorant human, accept the judgment of the evil king's true eye!" ”

"Smack"

The middle finger of Toriyu's left hand hit Tanyu Taniya Mori Xia accurately and hit the forehead.

If Liyue is here at this time, he will definitely shout: piracy is shameful!

Obviously, Liuhua reasonably learned to use the trick of flicking his forehead. From this it is not difficult to see that Liuhua is a smart child, but ...... Obviously in the wrong direction!!

"Ahh , Dansheng Gu Senxia instantly squatted with his head in his hands, and whimpered with tears in his eyes.

"It's shameful to sell cute!" , the little bird You Liuhua stretched out his index finger and severely criticized the immoral behavior of Dansheng Gu Senxia.

How can you sell cuteness without being stupid!!

"Bastard, who sells more cuteness!"

Little Bird You Liuhua tilted his head to the side directly, "Today's weather is so good~"

Dansheng Tani Senxia looked up at the sky outside the window at a forty-five degree angle, and it was already dark night, and the dense clouds obscured the moon and stars......

Moreover, why does the corner of the mouth of the little bird Yurokuka keep twitching?

You idiot must have forgotten that it's cloudy!

"Huh? What a fragrant taste! ”

When Dansheng Gu Mori Xia felt helpless for the middle two illness of the little bird Yu Liuhua, a fragrant smell tightly outlined her craving.

Dansheng Gu Senxia can swear with both hands and feet, he has lived for more than ten years, and he has never smelled such a fragrant smell.

Oh? Mommy's taste? Hell there!

"Grunt ~ Grunt", Tansheng Taniya Mori Xia can even hear the loud grunt of his stomach.

Following this tempting fragrance, Dansheng Gu Senxia left the living room along the corridor, directly left the cute six-flowered beast, and walked straight to the kitchen.

There's nothing special about the kitchen, and the footprint is small, but it's all made unusual because of the guy standing there.

An amazing scene appeared in front of Dansheng Tani Mori Xia, making her mouth grow and her eyes full of disbelief.

Li Yue lightly placed his left hand on the tomato, and held the kitchen knife in his right hand, and cut the tomatoes into thin and equal slices.

Each knife falls and rises, accompanied by a thin slice of tomato tumbling in the air, spilling the juice before automatically falling to the plate on the right.

"Smack! Smack! The excessive speed even formed a series of afterimages, and when replacing new tomatoes, the speed of the kitchen knife did not weaken in the slightest, maintaining absolute constant velocity.

The sharp knife face can clearly reflect half of Liyue's face, and it can be seen that he is extremely serious at the moment.

If it weren't for the fact that Liyue grew up in Japan (the background given by the system), Dansheng Gu Senxia would have thought that he had learned how to properly stir-fry and pretend to be forced in the "Old East" of China.

Kneel when you meet the "Old Oriental" chef!

"Good ......"

Dansheng Gu Senxia was shocked by this amazing scene, and was about to give out his admiration, when the little Lori Camphor Leaf, Dream Leaf, and Isshiki Makoto on the side stretched out their index fingers against their lips, and at the same time shook their heads, signaling her not to speak loudly.

The expression of the camphor leaf Lori is cute and cute, the expression of the young girl of the dream leaf is stupid and cute, and the expression of the beast is poppy.

Glancing at Liyue, who was concentrating on cooking, Dansheng Tani Senxia nodded to the three of them in understanding, and then watched Liyue's performance attentively again.

Liyue didn't seem to notice this small episode, and still concentrated on the work at hand.

Liyue held a large bowl in his left hand and an egg in his right hand, and slammed one-third of the egg on the edge of the bowl, the egg shell shattered, and the yolk and egg white flowed smoothly into the bowl.

As soon as the useless broken egg shell was thrown with his right hand, the egg shell fell into the trash can behind Li Yue impartially, and then his right hand picked up an egg from the basin next to him where the raw eggs were placed, which was another wonderful performance.

Put the oil into the pot, and the sound of "bang" hot oil crackling sounded.

Then put the tomatoes into the pot, quickly add a few ingredients, and then put the eggs that have just been beaten into the pot, stir-fry quickly, and turn the pot a few times.

Bright tomato slices and white egg whites and yellow egg yolks are intertwined, and as the temperature continues to rise, the aroma of tomatoes and eggs gradually merges and intertwines together, and an indescribable fragrance begins to diffuse in the pot!

Liyue's expression was serious, every movement in his hands was very precise, the angle did not change at all, and he made the most perfect dishes in the most perfect state.

As if it had been rehearsed countless times, the amazing control of the dishes, the momentum of controlling the whole audience!

Is this the combat power of the god of the middle two!!

【Coach! I want to learn how to cook, too! 】

[Coach: You want to learn everything!] Did you play basketball? Is the game played! Is the book masturbating? Did the seeds share! Broken Water !! 】

In the crowd of six onlookers, eh? Six? Well, forget it.

In the saliva of the six onlookers, a daily Chinese dish: scrambled eggs with tomatoes, filled with an attractive atmosphere, steaming out of the pot!

"Gollum~" x4

Makoto Isshiki, Tanyu Tani Mori Natsu, Yumeba, Camphor Leaf, as well as the little bird Yu Rokuka and Sanae Convex Shou Sanae, who had just run over, all swallowed their saliva in unison.

This medicine, ah no, the dishes are so tempting!

"Hahaha, wahahaha, wahahahaha! (Please automatically score the Yagami Laughing Trilogy here)", Liyue suddenly covered his face with the [Pseudo Kirin Arm] in his right hand and let out a large series of crazy words of unknown meaning, "Let's start making kitsch medicine!" ”

Under the stunned gaze of Dansheng Tani Mori Natsu, Li Yue didn't know what was going on, so he pulled out a long white strap from his left wrist, and then skillfully tied it to his forehead, and an invisible momentum permeated the entire kitchen.

What is going on with this momentum that dominates the old Oriental culinary world! What the hell is that white ribbon?

Don't!!!

That's the legendary kitchenware!!

Is the headband of the King of Drugs!!

"O world, will surrender to my medicine!" , a secondary two teenager stood in the kitchen, holding the pot and spoon in his right hand and said this sentence confidently.

The invisible momentum encourages the headband and tail on the head to flutter continuously, this is the true strength of the protagonist of the second god!

So, it's definitely not because I often cook alone in a psychiatric hospital!!

How can it happen that you are isolated alone, leaving only one person without anyone to take care of!