Chapter 225: It's a normal phenomenon
In Xu Donglin's view, this machine has a run-in period, not to mention that two men and women, if they want to achieve a wonderful realm simultaneously, they can't be achieved overnight. As long as the two stay together more in www.biquge.info the future, after a long time, the two will naturally run in place, and everything will fall into place? Therefore, he wanted his sister not to have any mental burden.
Xu Weiwei listened to her brother's inexplicable words, which made her second monk puzzled: "Hey, Xu Donglin, what nonsense are you talking about?" Don't let me worry about anything, you say? You make it clear to me. Otherwise, you know how good I am, so you can wait and see. ”
She knows that her younger brother, don't look at him as big and thick, but his brain doesn't work, and he often says inexplicable things. I really don't know what's going on in his head? He also reminded himself not to worry, what do I have to worry about? Xu Weiwei couldn't help but think.
Xu Donglin thought to himself, just pretend to be forced, hum! If your desires are not satisfied, they will not be satisfied, so why make yourself like a resentful woman. He still reminded his old sister according to his own thoughts: "Sister, this is really nothing, you don't need to take it to heart at all." Although I haven't experienced such a thing, it doesn't mean that I haven't heard others say that men don't last all the time, and if they are like that, it's not comfortable to dangle around with such a thing all day long. Sometimes it's normal to be weak, don't think that he is not good on that side, you have to believe that this is only a temporary phenomenon, and it will not be like this forever. ”
Xu Donglin usually doesn't talk endlessly like today, he is worried that his sister and his master will completely break up, so he is in this crack, and his life will not be easy. Therefore, he must spare no effort to help his master, and he can't let the old lady continue to misunderstand like this.
Xu Weiwei listened to it for a long time and finally understood what her idiot brother was talking about, she suddenly blushed, she didn't expect this idiot goose to see the misunderstanding between himself and his bullshit master as a man and a woman rolling out of bed to make themselves unsatisfied, to say for his master. She was even more angry, and yelled at Xu Donglin and Hedong Lion: "Xu Donglin, what are you talking nonsense? What exactly are you thinking? You don't think so badly, you're not a thing. ”
Xu Weiwei's apricot eyes widened, and she started a fire at her brother, this is not a lioness What is it, with teeth and claws, it really made Xu Donglin tremble.
"Old, old sister, you hide it from me so hard, you don't believe me like this, I'm your own brother, you don't have to worry about me opposing your relationship with my master. If I had known that you and my master were in this relationship, I wouldn't have had time to be happy, so how could I object to your interactions? Sister, don't worry, you can just dating, I will never object. ”
Xu Donglin patted his chest, like a gentleman, and said proudly.
However, he has a lot of low opinion on his sister's character, and he has done everything he has done, but he doesn't admit it, which is like a beautiful style of everyone.
He had already noticed a large drop of blood on the sofa, which had not dried up yet, and was bright and glaring. He pointed to the sofa with his finger, and said to Xu Weiwei angrily: "Sister, don't deny it, look at the good things you did on the sofa yourself, you even got blood out, and you still deny it, do you think this is ironclad evidence?" ”
"Blood? What blood? Where is the blood? Xu Weiwei was confused, she followed Xu Donglin's fingers and looked at the sofa, my God, isn't there a big drop of blood on the sofa, as bright as a peach blossom. This made Xu Weiwei stunned all of a sudden, this is really yellow mud falling into the crotch of his pants is not is, where did this blood come from?
Xu Weiwei knew that he couldn't explain this clearly, no matter how he explained it, it seemed that this idiot brother would never believe it.
Alas, what's wrong with you today? That dog-day guy, not to mention taking advantage of himself, and making such a thing to make his tenacious brother misunderstand, how can this make him believe that nothing happened to him and his bullshit master, but they are still a pair of irreconcilable opponents.
Xu Donglin is even more sure that there must be a substantive relationship between his sister and his master, and the big drop of blood on the sofa is conclusive evidence, no matter how she denies it, she can't rely on it.
How did he know that his old sister was viciously cursing his master in her heart? I thought she felt embarrassed that she had broken their good deeds.
So he pretended to be clever and persuaded his old sister and said: "Sister, don't be dissatisfied with my master once, I tell you, my master has a very good reputation in our school, everyone is praising him, saying that others are not only handsome, but also surprisingly good kung fu, no one can beat him." I know that you have a high vision, no one has entered your eyes for so many years, you rarely meet the right one now, don't give up easily, I think you and my master are a match made in heaven, you have to hurry. ”
In order to match the good deeds of his elder sister and his master today, Xu Donglin shook his lips and puffed up his tongue for the first time to publicize his master's outstanding features.
Xu Weiwei saw that this kid was running the train with his mouth full, if he was allowed to continue, I don't know what else he would say that would make him jaw-dropping. She was furious and said, "That's enough, don't you say you're going to die?" Xu Weiwei knew that if he was still with this idiot, he would definitely babble nonsense, so he immediately got up from the sofa and walked upstairs, her face was so angry that people had to shudder at first sight: "Xu Donglin, I can warn you, if you have to talk about this today, don't blame me for not thinking about my sister and brother, I will teach you a hard lesson, and I will beat you all over the ground to find teeth." ”
Hey, I knew that I shouldn't have invited the master to come to my house today, and their relationship might be estranged between the two because of today's episode, not only will it not warm up as soon as possible, but it will backfire. This person is really not as good as the sky, how do I know that the old lady and the master have known each other for a long time? If they knew, it would be better for the elder sister to come forward and invite them, and when they arrived, they would let the master go to the house to meet their parents.
Hey, this thing was too failed today, so that the father didn't love the mother, just now when the master left the house, the expression on his face was not good-looking, indicating that they had already made a fuss, maybe the old sister's desire was not satisfied, and kicked the master to the ground, so that the master felt that he refuted his face, he would definitely have a bad opinion of himself, and the matter of passing the assessment period seemed to be far away.
Besides, the old sister will be even more unkind to herself, because of her own help, she is estranged from her boyfriend, and she is a very unreasonable person, so she will settle this account on her own head. Not only will she not think of her own goodness, but she will think that she deliberately wanted to make her ugly, and she will definitely remember this account on her head, which makes Xu Donglin feel aggrieved to death.
Xu Donglin had a sad face, feeling that he was too unpopular. But he has carried forward the spirit of Ah Q very well, since his master and his sister have this relationship, isn't it just around the corner for the master to become his brother-in-law? The relationship between the master and the brother-in-law, he should be able to teach his peerless skills, right? Isn't this the end of the assessment? Xu Donglin couldn't help grinning when he thought of this.
After Ling Han left the Xu family, he got into the car by himself and prepared to go back to Jinling Villa. Just as he was driving on the highway, he shook his head and sighed, how could he meet Xu Weiwei's pair of living treasure sisters and brothers. At this time, he suddenly felt an itch in his nose, and the sound of "sneezing" frightened him to quickly park the car on the side of the road.
He pulled out a napkin and was about to wipe his nose when his phone rang at an inopportune time. He quickly wiped his snot indiscriminately, took out the phone and saw that it was actually his old immortal master who was far away in the west.
The phone was still ringing tenaciously, as if it was going to compete with Ling Han's endurance. Ling Han answered the phone slowly: "Hey, old cigarette stick, aren't you living alone in that small mountain village?" There is a little widow with me every day, and this little day should be very nourishing. Why did you remember to call Master Ben today? Come on, what's the, I know it's okay for you to call. ”
Ling Han has a full stomach of opinions about him, a bullshit master, if there are good things, he can't remember him, and if there is trouble, he will support him to sell his life, so as soon as he answers the phone, it is like choking on gunpowder, and he has no shape at all.
Old man Ouyang was quite angry, he was on the other end of the phone, and when he heard Ling Han teasing him, he roared at the phone angrily: "You guy, who is neither big nor small, is there such a thing as you talking to the teacher?" Lao Tzu called you, it was the sunshine and rain that moistened you, and it was your blessing to let you accept this grace, and you still didn't appreciate it. It's really hard to get rid of Lao Tzu's discipline? Could it be that Lao Tzu called you, could it be wrong? Yours is yours, stinky boy. ”
"Your old man is right to be wrong, there is no word wrong in your dictionary at all, you are the wisest in the world, and your decision is the most supreme right in the world, how can you be wrong?" Ling Han knew that this old liar would deceive those little widows in that small mountain village, everyone worshipped him as a god, and he couldn't say that he wasn't, I really didn't know that he was so angry when he was half of his body in the ground?
Ling Han knew that he wouldn't call for no reason, so although he was very depressed, he didn't want to be trembling with this old immortal, so he directly picked out and said, "Hey, old man, why are you trembling so much?" If you have something to say, don't show off that you have conquered the widow again, and I have a lot of things to do. Say, I'll listen. ”