Chapter Seventy-One: Hell in the Wilderness
The little policeman came to Shangguan Yingshuang's side and whispered a few words in her ear, Shangguan Yingshuang's pretty face immediately showed an unbelievable expression, but her eyes inadvertently fell on Luo Xiaobai's body. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info
"What's wrong? What's new? Luo Xiaobai pushed Tao Hongyan away, stood up and asked.
Shangguan Yingshuang glanced at everyone and said in a deep voice: "I have found a clue to the brother-in-law of the movie theater owner." ”
"Huh? Where was it found? Luo Xiaobai asked,
Shangguan Yingshuang thought for a while and said, "Nancheng, the traffic video captured him driving to the mountain. ”
An hour later, on the outskirts of Nancheng District, a police car came at a gallop, crunched, and after the brake pads screamed, the police car made a beautiful drift and suddenly stopped in place.
Bang! The door of the car was slammed open, and the first to get down was the donkey's big tongue, and I saw that his face was pale, and as soon as he came out, he knelt on the ground and began to retch.
Then Luo Xiaobai also staggered out, sitting on the hood and panting, obviously also suffering from motion sickness.
"Oh! I said police girl, you are driving this car, there is no one, the new god of the police force is none other than you! The donkey's big tongue whined as he retched.
But I heard Shangguan Yingshuang say disapprerovingly: "What is this? I heard that a while ago, the high-speed traffic police reported a serious speeding violation, and the funny thing is that I didn't even see the taillights of others. ”
Luo Li and the others couldn't help but glance at each other, and nodded at the same time blankly: "Ah! It's scary to ride in that car. ”
Shangguan Ying's eyes showed admiration, and he muttered, "What kind of car do you guess it is?" I wish I had the privilege of seeing the honor of that car god, I think he must be a handsome and handsome guy, and very cool! ”
Luo Xiaobai couldn't help but say: "It's pretty cool, the underwear is cool!" Thinking about Lao Wang's sloppy virtue, he couldn't help but laugh secretly in his heart, thinking that this guy actually had fans, but I don't know what kind of reaction Shangguan Yingshuang would have if he knew that Lao Wang was the car god.
"Guess it, it's a domestically made xx broken pickup truck!" The donkey's big tongue said indifferently.
"Huh? Are you jealous? What panties? It's really cool, and it's a broken pickup, it's an imported machine-modified supercar! "To say that a woman is a nymphomaniac, her IQ is almost zero.
"Alas, alas! Don't be a nymphomaniac, it's important to get down to business. Luo Xiaobai couldn't help urging, obviously he had recovered from motion sickness.
After walking a short distance along the mountain road, I came to the end of the cement road, and when I looked up, there was really a camera hanging on it, and I guess the Mediterranean brother-in-law (referred to as the brother-in-law) car must have been photographed passing by.
Further on, there was a dirt road in the mountains, because it had just rained in the autumn, the road was muddy, and the three of them walked towards the mountains one foot deep and one foot shallow.
Walking and walking, the donkey's big tongue couldn't help but cover his stomach and cry out in pain, shouting to go to the toilet, but in this wilderness, where did the toilet come from?
So he had no choice but to ask Guan Yingshuang for a pack of tissues, and hurriedly ran to the woods by the roadside, and after a while, he disappeared.
Watching the donkey's big tongue go away, Shangguan Yingshuang first accosted: "I said little Taoist, where did your beautiful girlfriend come from?" Why haven't I heard you say that before? ”
Luo Xiaobai glanced at her and said angrily, "When did you gossip like this?" Didn't I tell you? Charged phone bills sent. ”
Shangguan Yingshuang snorted and said, "That's an inflatable doll you're talking about!" Say it quickly, be lenient in your confession! ”
Luo Xiaobai was helpless, he had to sigh and say, "From my hometown, we have both been fine for several years. ”
Shangguan Yingshuang was slightly surprised, so he said, "Isn't the eldest lady of the Liu family hopeless?" I thought you were a couple! ”
Luo Xiaobai was stunned for a moment, and then said, "Where is it?" I also said that we are a couple, can you believe it? I only think of him as a friend, iron buddy, just like you. ”
A trace of loss flashed in Shangguan Yingshuang's eyes, and he was about to say something more, but he heard a scream in the distance, and the cry was extremely terrible, it was the sound of the donkey's big tongue.
Luo Xiaobai's face instantly froze, and he rushed towards the woods with his legs, Shangguan Yingshuang's reaction was also extremely fast, and he followed closely behind, not lagging behind at all.
Just when the two of them rushed out less than twenty meters, they saw the grass in the opposite woods move, and a panicked figure rushed out of it, it was the donkey's big tongue.
Seeing that the donkey's big tongue and pants rushed directly in front of the two of them at a speed of 100 meters, Luo Xiaobai let go of his heart and gloated and asked, "What's the matter?" What the hell? ”
The donkey's big tongue nodded in horror, and said in a panic: "Ghost! Ghost! There really are ghosts over there! Hey, mom scared me to death, I guess it's been difficult to poop these days. ”
The big tongue of the dancing donkey seemed to have forgotten one thing, that is, his pants had not had time to be fastened, and as soon as he let go, the pants fell off, directly revealing the beige panties with the Pikachu pattern inside, so frightened that he hurriedly lifted his pants and looked at Shangguan Yingshuang.
found that Shangguan Yingshuang did not scream hooligans like other girls, but teased without smiling: "Yo Yo Yo! looks so old, but his heart is so youthful and turbulent, and he is still beige, Pikachu! ”
The donkey's big tongue couldn't help but blush, and he hummed and chirped, "You...... What do you know? Then he turned his back and put on his pants.
Luo Xiaobai suddenly stretched out his nose and sniffed hard a few times, then looked at the donkey's big tongue with disdain and asked, "Did you forget to wipe your butt after pooping?" Why does it stink so much? ”
The donkey's big tongue turned even redder, red like a girl's menstrual belt, and he hummed and chirped, "Who hasn't wiped their buttocks?" Lao Tzu was so frightened that half of the shit he pulled out was retracted, and he still wiped his butt with wool? ”
As he spoke, the donkey's big tongue told the two of them about the frightening scene just now.
He trotted all the way to the woods, and looked left and right, and found that there were knee-length weeds all around, and most of them had large and small spikes.
Such a place is definitely not suitable for squatting, if you squat like this regardless of it, the donkey's big tongue will definitely end up with a chrysanthemum.
Finally, after walking ten meters away, Donkey Big Tongue found an excellent field, which was all soft soil, and there was no grass in a radius of five meters.
The best thing is that there is a stone slab lying horizontally in the dirt, about ten centimeters above the soil, just right for squatting on it.
So he let go of his pants and squatted directly on the stone slab, and in an instant, he was full of emotion.
The donkey's big tongue let out a painful moan, and its eyes inadvertently looked at the stone slab beneath its feet.
Suddenly, he found that it was not an ordinary stone slab, there seemed to be words on it, and when he looked closely, those words seemed to be inscriptions, and it turned out to be a tombstone.
He instantly felt a chill in his back, and even the chrysanthemums felt cold inexplicably.
Just when the donkey's big tongue felt cold, the chrysanthemum suddenly warmed, and a warm feeling came up, and the soft and moist warmth made him think of the girl's softness.
But where did the girl come from in this wilderness? So he turned his head to look behind him, and at this look, he couldn't help but be stunned, for some reason, all the poop he had just discharged had been pushed back, and it was sticking to his buttocks, and there was a faint hint of heat.