Chapter 18: The Fox Cave
Feng Yi didn't get a good night's sleep in the end. www.biquge.info Wan'er called me in the morning and asked me to take Feng Yi to her house for breakfast. When we arrived, Wan'er's parents were not at home, and it turned out that they were afraid of the four of us and hid out.
At the dinner table, I had a showdown with Xiaorui and Wan'er to explain everything clearly. Feng Yi was also going to stop me and not let me speak. But this matter can be hidden for a while, and it can't be hidden for a lifetime. Actively finding a way to solve it is the most important thing, what's the use of crying and wiping tears, sighing and sighing?
Xiaorui is stronger than I thought, maybe because I have seen these messy things since I was a child. Xiaorui quickly accepted everything, and said to me with red eyes: "Brother-in-law, I rely on you." ”
Listen, just this brother-in-law, I can't let Xiaorui scream in vain. Wan'er thought of going to one place with me, but she wasn't worried at all, and said directly to me: "What big deal should I do?" Then don't you let the fox fairy who followed me get married to Feng Yi? This rainy day can be saved. ”
I didn't dare to say in front of Feng Yi that all the fox fairies in the world went to give gifts to the leaders. I smiled and said to Wan'er: "Don't worry, let's follow the rules, if it doesn't work, let's open the plug-in again." Today, according to the original plan, go to the Fox Fairy Cave and have a look! ”
In fact, I can't say why I have to go to the Fox Fairy Cave on a rainy day, Hu Zetian clearly told me that there can be no more fox fairies in the Fox Fairy Cave. But I was a little unconvinced in my heart, just like Feng Yi said, why catch up with us to burn incense, and the Buddha will lose his stomach? What if a miracle happens?
I found the driver's business card and called him, but he didn't work. As soon as he heard that I was going to the Fox Fairy Cave, he was so happy that he told me to go downstairs in five minutes, and he promised to arrive.
When we went downstairs, we saw a taxi downstairs. Along the way, the driver master did not lack the magic of the fox fairy in the vernacular fox fairy cave. I gave him money when I got out of the car, but he didn't ask for it. I threw it to him anyway. The fox fairy is not at home today, so what can I do to bless him to earn double. It's good if you don't lose your money this day, and you can let him live for nothing?
He told me to call him when I got back, and he answered it for free. I agreed, because it's not easy to get a taxi in the middle of nowhere.
If it weren't for Hu Zetian's words, I really think we had a good day, as soon as we arrived at the foot of Laoshantou Mountain, the rain gradually stopped, and it was not raining when we were in the car. I didn't expect to fart kung fu. And the rain stopped.
Wan'er and Xiaorui both said that this was a good omen, only Feng Yi was depressed, and I could only pray in my heart, hoping that this was really a good omen.
The old mountain is said to be a mountain, but it is not very high, and it is very difficult to walk after the rain, but who cares about this at this time. We finally climbed up with the mud, and we saw that I don't know who had erected a monument on the top of the mountain, and the monument was a new monument. Three big characters written in gold lacquer, Hu Yun'e.
Walking along the stone monument, there is a door in front of which has been built with blue bricks, and the inside is black and rumbling. There are two big characters next to the green bricks, and on the left is the fairy house. On the right is Hu House. This fox fairy pomp is quite big, huh? Which nouveau riche gave this repair? In front of the Hufu Immortal Mansion, there is a three-legged copper incense burner, and the incense ash in it makes the rain soak and mud.
Chen Rui hurriedly took out the incense she bought from her bag and handed it to Feng Yi. Wan'er laid out the offerings one by one. Feng Yi lit all the bundles of incense. didn't care about the muddy water on the ground, and knelt down directly. He took the incense and bowed three times, and then handed the incense to Chen Rui. Chen Rui inserted it in the incense burner for Feng Yi, but when it was inserted, because there was too much water in it, the incense root couldn't be inserted, I sighed, this is not that the incense root can't be inserted, this is not that I don't want to accept his incense.
I walked over and took the incense from Chen Rui's hand. Draw a cross in the big incense burner full of water with your hands, and then insert the incense root in the middle of the cross, which is also the way to solve your doubts, so that this incense is not only dedicated to Hu Yun'e in the fox fairy cave, but the god of the five paths. That is to say, the spirits of the immortal cultivators in the vicinity can accept this incense, so that even if Hu Yun'e does not receive this incense, other immortals will also accept it, and the incense root will be able to be inserted steadily.
Only I know what is going on, and in the eyes of the three of them, it is I who inserted the incense, and that's it. Maybe Feng Yi can guess something, and it is because of his gloating eyes.
Seeing that the incense had been firmly inserted in the incense burner, Feng Yi clasped his hands together and prayed in a low voice, not knowing what he prayed for, in short, he was chanting for a long time. Then one head slammed into the muddy water, and so on. I was a little moved, and Chen Rui was even more moved, and I wanted to rush over several times, but I was dragged by Wan'er. I also said to the two of them: "Sincerity is the opening of the golden stone, can it be achieved this time, what if it moves Hu Yun'e?" ”
The incense is inserted into the incense burner like a cylinder, and as time passes, the ashes of the incense are scattered in all directions, as if they were ...... Chrysanthemum? In short, it spreads out in all directions. Chen Rui's eyes probably can't see anything unusual, I can't see it if I don't open the eye of heaven, but now that I open the eye of heaven, I just want to see if Hu Yun'e can come over. This incense ash is burned like this, it is definitely not Hu Yun'e's manifestation, but the lonely soul and wild ghost on the mountain, and the wandering gods and immortals are sharing the incense. Chen Rui was a little excited, and asked me if I had manifested my spirit, and if I was able to get married to the fox fairy? I couldn't bear to lie to her, and I didn't want to break her heart, so I had to tell her that I didn't know what it meant. Or it may be bundled together and burned, and the heat inside is puffed up like this. I used science to explain this phenomenon to Chen Rui, and was rewarded by Chen Rui with a big eye, she babbled and said: "This must be the manifestation of the fox fairy, otherwise how can the incense ash bloom!" ”
I walked over and pulled Feng Yi out of the muddy water, Feng Yi looked at me with a sad face, and shouted, "Brother-in-law! "Everything is in plain sight, I know that Feng Yi's eyeballs have already given him a slap in the face, and that eyeballs must have told Feng Yi the truth.
Chen Rui ran over and comforted Feng Yi while wiping his face with muddy water: "Look how good that incense burns, the incense ash has become a flower." It shows that the fox fairy has appeared, maybe it will be related to you. ”
Feng Yi held Chen Rui's hand and said to Chen Rui: "Today, the Hu family is not at home all day long, and the incense ash will be wasted even if it is burned into flowers." ”
Chen Rui was stunned for a moment and asked Feng Yi what was going on. Feng Yi shook his head and did not speak. My big light bulb added a narration for Feng Yi next to me: "I got the news this morning, last night the sister of the Golden Flower Sect Master went out of the customs, and the Hu family from all over the world went to congratulate her, so that's how it happened......"
Chen Rui turned his head suddenly. He looked at me and asked me, "What about your fox fairy?" ”
I pointed to Wan'er and said to Chen Rui, "Didn't you see that your cousin came out 'alone' today?" It's all gone! ”
Chen Rui was like a child frightened by thunder, and her face suddenly turned pale. Feng Yi patted Chen Rui's back lightly and said, "It's okay, silly girl, my brother-in-law said that if he loses, he will help me find someone else, who is better than him." ”
This kid is setting up a trap to pretend to me, forcing me to help him, and I also comforted Chen Rui and said, "Don't worry." Xiaorui, my brother-in-law said that he would help to the end. When I go back, I will order the sect leader's incense, and say that I have to come back to a Hu family, if they don't give me this face, I will ......" I was just about to say something cruel to support the scene, Hu Zetian suddenly sealed my mouth, and said to me in his heart: "Don't talk nonsense, you can't talk nonsense, you can't talk nonsense, you are happy." You're not afraid to get into trouble! ”
Chen Rui looked at me strangely, and I didn't say anything halfway, and I smiled at her embarrassedly: "Uh...... What, anyway. Anyway, I'll help you, if it's okay, let's try to find out. This road doesn't work, let's change the way, there will always be a way! ”
Feng Yi pointed to the fox fairy cave without giving up. Asked me: "Brother-in-law, didn't you say you wanted to go in and find me a fox cub so that I could recognize my godfather?" If you can find it, I do! ”
I gave him a strange look. Finding that what he said didn't seem to be joking, it seemed that this eyeball really pressed him. Chen Rui also looked at me expectantly, only Wan'er frowned and was a little worried, look, this is the daughter-in-law. I said to Feng Yi and the others, "What kind of place is this?" It's not a place of interest, and I say go in and walk around. This is a fox nest, let's not talk about whether the taste inside is good or not, people are immortals, and they go into the house without knocking, who can be happy? It's not a relative! ”
"Who said it's not a relative, you have so many fox fairies, maybe one of them can climb up to a relative, right, brother-in-law?" Chen Rui said while being coquettish to me, I really don't eat this set, I definitely didn't help her because she gave me electricity. I was in the spirit of helping others, so I asked the three of them to wait for me outside for a while, and I went in and had a visit.
Wan'er grabbed me worriedly: "Are you really going in?" How scary is the black rumbling? What if it bites you? ”
"Don't worry, I wish there could be a fox that will bite me, so that Fengyi's godfather will be gone." I gave Wan'er a reassuring look. I said hello to them and I went inside.
The nouveau riche didn't press the lights for Hu Fu, I had to take out my mobile phone to light it, I originally thought that the smell of the fox fairy cave would be particularly rushing, but I didn't expect that there was no smell at all, but there was a fragrance of flowers, which surprised me, I asked Hu Zetian in my heart, what was going on, Hu Zetian smiled and said to me: "How can this be regarded as a boudoir, naturally it can't stink, although we wear hair and horns, but after cultivating a human form, we also know how good and evil, beautiful and ugly, clean and dirty." And in our opinion, you smell much worse than we do. ”
I don't agree with this, and I don't believe that foxes smell better than people. Hu Zetian knew what I was thinking, and said to me, "You haven't seen our immortal cultivators' true bodies yet, so naturally you can't compare us with those of the same kind who are raised by you humans. You humans also have to ask for food, can the smell of his body represent all of you? A truth! The dirtier a person's heart is, the worse his body odor will be, and it will smoke the gods far away, and only those who like these smells will be attracted. Now the smell of the world is getting worse and worse. ”
After a few words, I entered the interior of the Fox Fairy Cave, the entrance of the Fox Fairy Cave is very large, I can come in by bending down, but the more I go inside, the shorter I become, and then I can only crawl on the ground, if it weren't for Hu Zetian to cheer me up, I really want to turn around and go back. I'm not claustrophobic, but I'm afraid of a spider, a worm, or a centipede.
Luckily, it was dry, and it didn't get muddy due to the heavy rain overnight. Those bugs only like humid environments, and this is clearly not the place they like. I asked Hu Zetian in my heart how far he was to get to the end, and Hu Zetian told me: "This hasn't entered the door yet, so you can climb slowly and wait until you get past the front." ”
I asked Hu Zetian curiously: "The fox holes are all in one pattern?" Or are you here to string through the door? How do you know that? ”
Hu Zetian smiled and said to me: "Can't you change your qualitative thinking?" Don't lump us into the same category as beasts, I can guess what's inside when I look at the hole outside. ”
It turns out that this is the case, and there is really a building model. I asked Hu Zetian, "You won't let me climb in like a fox all the time, will you?" ”
Hu Zetian said: "No! You'll be able to stand up in a while, because we're willing to transform into human form and pretend to be human, and have a good time. ”
After climbing a short distance, I saw a blue light in front of me, and Hu Zetian told me, "I'm about to go to Hu Yun'e's house." This blue light is not a ghost fire, you don't have to be afraid, this is a grass that grows specifically in the ground, and it dies when it sees light, but it can emit light. ”
This is high-tech, and it belongs to the same reason as those glowing fish in the deep sea, right? I asked Hu Zetian in my heart. Unexpectedly, Hu Zetian said that he didn't know, he was in the mountains, not in the sea, and this kind of grass was only emitted to attract light-seeking moths, and he didn't know what the specific principle was.
I felt very ridiculous in my heart, I asked the fox fairy to explain to me the scientific principle that grass can emit light, but fortunately he didn't say that the principle was because of absorbing the essence of heaven and earth.
The last few steps were too difficult to walk, the entrance to the cave was too narrow, and I could only let my hands and feet rub into it little by little like a snake, and at this time I especially wanted to come to the Liu family to tie me up, because I felt that I had not moved much distance after swimming for a long time.
Finally let my hands at the entrance of the cave, inside is a dark blue space, I can't help but want to leave this broken cave, although it didn't take a few minutes, but this claustrophobic space is really depressing, people have to take a deep breath to relieve the anxiety in their hearts, otherwise I always have a feeling of being suffocated inside.
When I squeezed out of the hole where I would be stuck if I was a little fatter, I was really stunned by the scenery inside, even if I didn't use my mobile phone to illuminate it, it was not dark inside, the grass Hu Zetian said was not only paved on the ground, but even on the wall, I actually had a feeling of being under the ocean.
When I was stunned by the scenery, Hu Zetian suddenly screamed in my heart: "Damn!" How is she? (To be continued.) )