The most interesting festival of the year has finally arrived - April Fool's Day. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info In this festival, everyone can fool the people around them unscrupulously, no matter how big the joke is, and in the end they will laugh because of this "April Fool's Day". Flipping through the supernatural files, you can see that in the supernatural events, there are also many cases of fools, and what's more, many of the supernatural cases of fools actually happened on April 1, not only by coincidence but also deliberately by the world on the other side, anyway, every time I read it, I think it is very funny. Here, the author has compiled a typical case of ghosts and fools for readers.

The fool of the happy ghost on campus

Before talking about this case, I would like to add a little bit about the name of the ghost, in some supernatural works, the ghost will be defined as a title, for example, the ghost who has not eaten enough is called a hungry ghost, the ghost who hangs himself is called a hanged ghost, and the ghost who eats feces for a living is called a dung eater...... Of course, a ghost who makes fun of himself is called a happy ghost. This kind of name is usually given by Buddhism in order to prove karma, in the supernatural world, there is no existence, the ghost does not have a specific occupation and title, it is just like a person, there is a grudge will harm people, there will be a dream, maybe today it is a happy ghost, tomorrow it will become a mad life-seeking ghost.

Here, for the sake of uniformity, Gu adopted the Buddhist title for ghosts. Readers can believe it when they smash it, or they can have fun!

Du Shaokang, the kind of gangster in school, only thinks about fun and food all day long, and is almost not interested in studying, in the second year of high school, because he is about to face the college entrance examination, everyone's studies are very nervous, but Du Shaokang. Giggle over there. Don't want to forge ahead. In order not to affect his admission rate, the head teacher found Du Shaokang's parents several times and asked him to withdraw or suspend his studies, but Du Shaokang's parents were unwilling, but they kept saying that they were willing to cooperate with the teacher to supervise Du Shaokang's learning.

To tell the truth, there are really no irresponsible parents in this world, Du Shaokang's parents in order to fulfill their promise to the head teacher. Mother resolutely resigned and went home, staring at Du Shaokang's study 24 hours a day, going to class in the morning, and sending it to the class, Du Shaokang's mother didn't go anywhere, just outside the classroom door to read books and knit sweaters, Du Shaokang wanted to skip class but couldn't, went home from class, Du Shaokang's mother has been "escorting" Du Shaokang to his home, and then sat next to Du Shaokang. Supervise Du Shaokang's study, you Du Shaokang just need to spread the books over there. I don't talk about you as a mother, but if you have a little bit of a mind to play, I'm sorry, I'm a mother to stop you at the first time. Du Shaokang urged sadly, although he was supervised by his mother, but he didn't have that kind of study mind, and there was no effect at all. Later, Du Shaokang's mother had no choice but to find a tutor for Du Shaokang.

If Du Shaokang's parents both go to work, maybe it is feasible to hire a better tutor for Du Shaokang, but Du Shaokang's mother quit her job after all, so when hiring a tutor, there is not much room for choice. But even so, it was still a lot of hard work to find someone, and after looking for a few days in a row, there was no suitable one. On the contrary, Du Shaokang had a dream one night, and he dreamed that an elf-looking person said to Du Shaokang: "Can I be your tutor?" ”

Du Shaokang, who was in the dream, shook his head desperately and said: "I don't want a tutor, I don't like to study, I'll just wait for graduation!" ”

"But it's hard for you to graduate in this situation! Your homeroom teacher has talked to your parents and said that they want to dissuade you, aren't you in a hurry? The elf-like man in the dream asked:

"I'm in a hurry! It's just that I'm not the material for learning, so it's useless to force me! "Du Shaokang is indeed self-aware, and what he says is very reliable! The elf-looking man in the dream laughed "haha" and said, "I owe you a favor!" It's back to you! We'll see tomorrow. I'll help you! With that, the elf-like man vanished. Du Shaokang didn't know why, and wanted to ask for an explanation, but a hurried alarm woke him up!

"Son, it's class!" Du Shaokang's mother is much more active than Du Shaokang. As soon as the alarm went off, Du Shaokang's mother appeared by Du Shaokang's side on time and woke up Du Shaokang, who loved to sleep lazy.

It has to be said that China's education system has systematically hindered the healthy growth of Chinese students. The author has been engaged in psychological work for many years, in the humanistic psychology, the contact is quite a lot, in some developed countries in education, although there are also good students and bad students differences, but a variety of ways to become talents, so that good students and bad students have the direction of learning, you like history, no problem, the school can even let you be a librarian to read a variety of historical books, you give the teacher about the analysis of historical views, my teacher limited review, and give individual guidance opinions. If you like sports, no problem, you can choose from all major sports, football, basketball, table tennis, a hundred flowers bloom. The project you choose will be taught by a professional project teacher...... As long as the cultural course reaches the standard of C (almost 60 points in China), then you are eligible to apply for various colleges and universities for further study, such a teaching model, how can students not love learning? In the early morning class, I don't even need an alarm clock, I get up by myself, eat the breakfast prepared by my parents, and take the school bus specially equipped by the school, and my parents don't have to participate in the whole process. In this way, it seems that the education system with a very loose grasp of cultural classes has contributed to the strength of the country and the abundance of talents, because I choose what I am interested in, and subjective initiative is not a problem! The study of cultural class is the same, I want to complete my ideal, cultural class is one of the thresholds, I must overcome it, this is responsible for my own ideals, responsible for myself! In China, it is a different world, all children's learning is synonymous with "pain", no one said, I really grew up happily in learning, this is the sadness of China's education system, but also the sorrow of China!

Getting back to the point, the sleepy-eyed Du Shaokang was eating the breakfast prepared by his mother while recalling yesterday's dream, and then Du Shaokang asked his mother: "Mom." Are you going to help me find a tutor today? ”

Du Shaokang's mother was stunned for a moment. I don't know why my son would ask that. But he still told Du Shaokang: "No...... I'm going to go to your grandmother today, and I haven't seen your grandmother in a month! The matter of the tutor, I will help you find it tomorrow! When Du Shaokang heard such an answer, he couldn't help laughing at himself and said: "Dare to love this yesterday, the dream is not reliable!" I thought there was a real spirit to repay me! ”

A day passed ordinarily, after Du Shaokang got out of class, he went to his grandmother's house under the leadership of his mother, and Du Shaokang's grandmother was in good spirits. is a happy and optimistic old man, but since the death of his wife, that is, Du Shaokang's grandfather, he has become a little depressed, often locking himself in the house, thinking about the ordinary experience of his life with his wife. In order not to let her mother think too much, Du Shaokang's mother would often take time to visit her mother, but due to her son's academic affairs, she moved less and less, and now. They are so busy that they can only come to see their mother once a month. The author believes that such a family tragedy. In fact, it has something to do with China's education system.

Although Du Shaokang is frivolous and ignorant, he does not like to study, but a more filial child, especially his grandmother, that is a special concern, his mother said that he was going to see his grandmother today, he was very well-behaved, from class to class, he did not add to his mother's blockage, when he arrived at his grandmother's house, he was like a little fart child who was still wearing open crotch pants, and he fell into his grandmother's arms, this grandmother did hurt his nephew, after the death of his wife, he almost didn't talk to others, he didn't say hello, even if his children came to visit him, It is also said in some pitiful scenes, such as "Have you eaten?" "Pay attention to your body", "If you're busy, don't come to see me!" ”...... Only for his nephew, he can say a lot of things, Du Shaokang is also sweet-mouthed, every time he talks to his grandmother, he can amuse his grandmother, which is why Du Shaokang's mother brings Du Shaokang to see his grandmother no matter how busy he is with his studies!

As soon as Du Shaokang saw his grandmother, he immediately talked and laughed with his grandmother, while Du Shaokang's mother was preparing to be busy making dinner. But this time the grandmother was very serious, first stopped her daughter, and then said to Du Shaokang in front of her daughter: "Kangkang! It doesn't matter if you don't study well, but you have to have a good attitude, grandma has helped you find a tutor in the past two days, you can learn from her well, she has promised me to ensure that you can graduate with excellent grades......"

"Mom......" Du Shaokang's mother asked incredulously and in surprise: "How can there be such a good thing, where did you find the tutor!" This...... Excellent grades can be successfully graduated, and it can also ensure that this is a bit ......" Before Du Shaokang's mother finished speaking, Du Shaokang's grandmother interrupted very seriously: "She can definitely do the good things she told me!" Don't doubt it, could it be that I, as an elder, still came to make this joke with you juniors? ”

"Mom...... How much does the tutor who can say such a thing have to pay for her? You should know where I am now, right? quit his job, and his income ......" This time, without waiting for Du Shaokang's mother to finish speaking, Du Shaokang's grandmother interrupted again: "You don't have to think about the money, I will settle with her." It's all for Kangkang, I'm a grandmother, so of course I have to contribute! ”

"Mom...... Where is your retirement salary ...... enough" is still waiting for Du Shaokang's mother's questioning, I didn't expect Du Shaokang's grandmother to suddenly stand up from the bamboo chair, ignore her daughter, take Du Shaokang's hand and walk to the door, while walking, said: "Go, I'll take you to meet the tutor who knows you!" ”

Since beating his grandmother to tell him about the governess, Du Shaokang was not as surprised as his mother, but felt very calm, and even had a feeling of coming naturally, thinking of the dream he had last night, Du Shaokang vaguely felt that the governess that his grandmother invited for him was not simple, Du Shaokang, who was originally quite resistant to the governess, was "guided" by his grandmother, but he was looking forward to the fact that he was about to have a governess!

walked out of the door, turned two corners, and came to the door of a family, Du Shaokang's mother, who followed behind the grandchildren, felt a little strange when she saw this family. "Mom. Who is this family? Why am I not impressed? "Du Shaokang's mother grew up here. I am very familiar with every flower and tree here, and the family in front of me is really blank in his impression.

"There are changes every day, is it possible that people have to report to you when they move and build houses? Hurry up, since it's begging someone, don't look vigilant. As soon as Du Shaokang's mother finished speaking, she knocked on the door of the family.

The door slowly opened, and I saw a delicate woman. Wearing a braided braid, wearing a plaid shirt and opening the door, when he saw that it was Du Shaokang's grandmother, he immediately understood and said: "Ah...... This is Du Shaokang, right? ”

Du Shaokang's grandmother happily introduced: "Yes, this is my nephew Du Shaokang, Kangkang, this is the tutor I asked you for, you can call her Teacher Xin!" Du Shaokang looked at the woman in her twenties in front of him, who was not a few years older than himself, and he couldn't imagine that he could be his own tutor. I felt a little puzzled in my heart, but my grandmother said so. I didn't dare to disobey my grandmother, so I hurriedly called "Teacher Xin". Teacher Naxin was very happy to see Du Shaokang call himself teacher, and hurriedly led the way in front: "Hurry up and sit in the house!" ”

Du Shaokang's mother saw everything behind her, and felt very unreliable, so she quickly pulled her mother aside and asked softly, "Mom, what kind of tutor are you looking for?" Can you have teaching experience at such a young age? Besides, Kangkang's age and this Teacher Xin's age are too close, I don't think they will ...... if they are together?"

"What are you talking nonsense?" I saw Du Shaokang's grandmother said angrily: "If you are verbose, you will give me home first, Kangkang's education is a big deal, Teacher Xin is highly respected, and people can't invite him, how can you think like this?" Du Shaokang's mother saw that her mother was so angry, so she didn't dare to question it anymore, and followed them into Teacher Xin's house, Teacher Xin's room is not big, but it is very clean, but all the furnishings are very old, the furniture is very old-fashioned, and most of the photos hanging on the wall are black and white, limited to the problem of etiquette, Du Shaokang's mother did not look at the details of those black and white photos in detail, but in Du Shaokang's mother's heart, she always felt that this Teacher Xin seemed to be a person of a bit of age, which did not match her young age, The plaid shirt and braids are still the trend logos of the fifties and sixties.

Everyone sat down, and Teacher Xin wanted to make tea for everyone, but was stopped by Du Shaokang's grandmother, "Teacher Xin, don't be so polite, the purpose of coming here is to take Kang Kang to meet you!" Teacher Xin, look, when can we teach our Kangkang? Teacher Na Xin smiled and looked at the young Gundam Du Shaokang, and first praised: "He is really a handsome young man, if his grades can be improved, he is definitely a talent!" Du Shaokang, are you ready to study hard? ”

Du Shaokang was tired of hearing this kind of words of giving a candy first and then immediately taking out a stick, but he always felt that the teacher Xin in front of him was very kind, just like in yesterday's dream, the elf-like person was the teacher Xin in front of him, "Teacher Xin...... What I'm trying to say is that I'm probably not a piece of learning material! Du Shaokang said bluntly, he felt that there was no need to hide it, now that he was covering it up, he would definitely be in the process of learning in the future! For Du Shaokang's outspokenness, Teacher Xin must have been mentally prepared, only to see her say conclusively: "I don't care if you are learning material or not, as long as you do what I say, I will guarantee that you can achieve excellent results, and I also promised your grandmother that if your grades do not improve under my guidance, I will no longer be engaged in teaching in my life!" ”

This was said very much, which frightened Du Shaokang, but also surprised Du Shaokang's mother, to have such a guarantee, it shows that his son does have hope and "rescue", and Du Shaokang hurriedly expressed his thoughts further: "Teacher Xin, you ...... Don't talk about such promises, okay? I have to tell you about my situation: the reason why I can't study well is that I am easily distracted, and my mother watches me study almost 24 hours a day, but I still can't keep up with my studies! You can control my body, but you can't control my mind! ”

After listening to what Du Shaokang said, Mr. Xin "giggled" and laughed: "A young man who can speak well." You can rest assured, the things I teach you will not make you very hard, as long as you do what I want, you will definitely succeed, even if you are late every day, leave early, skip class, no problem, I just have the ability to make your academic performance improve by leaps and bounds in a short period of time! ”

"Really?" As soon as Du Shaokang heard the words late, leaving early, and absenteeism, he immediately became energetic, but Du Shaokang's mother was startled: "Even if you have good grades, you can't be late, leave early, or skip class!" There have to be rules! Du Shaokang's mother explained again and again:

"Alright! Teacher Xin has said this! Then I will rely on the old man and sell the old once, and the matter of this tutor will be decided! Du Shaokang's grandmother said righteously: (To be continued.) )