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"It's been a few years, can you not remember this nickname?" Long Qiuqiu tried to widen his mung bean's big eyes, and said angrily.

Jiang Daoli nodded solemnly: "Okay, Qiuqiu." ”

“……”

Dragon Qiuqiu, formerly known as Jianglong, was as fat as a ball when he was a child, and now he ...... Like a big ball, it's getting rounder and rounder.

"Brother Li, tell me where you have been in the past few years, how have you lived? I've been outside, too, but it's not very good. "Jiang Long Road.

For big cities, Jiang Long yearns for it, but his figure completely denies him the opportunity to go outside.

The fat one is like a ball, he has no ability, he can only farm, what are he doing out? looked at the stubby limbs, and could only hold one in one hand to move bricks, which was not as good as a bear child.

"Qiuqiu, I really want to know your mother-in-law's figure now, is it a cue ball or a cue ball?" Jiang Daoli asked very seriously and eagerly.

Jiang Long's face turned dark, and he just wanted to scold his mother: "Let's talk about how you have lived in the past few years, and my mother-in-law won't talk about it first." ”

Unable to satisfy his curiosity, Jiang Daoli was not in the mood, and pouted: "Just like that, the pickles are on the nest, and the tears only flow to the heart." ”

"Leave my brother, don't make trouble, it's all said on the Internet, people in the city don't even know what the nest looks like."

"Well, it's nothing to eat, it's just an ordinary meal, what shallots mixed with tofu, buns, spicy hot, very ordinary." Jiang Daoli glanced at the dragon ball ball that was black at the bottom of the pot, and was not in the mood to tease him, so he said directly.

"That's nothing, by the way, Brother Li, have you done a lot of health care outside?" Long Qiuqiu rubbed his hands fiercely, looking longing.

Hold the grass, what's wrong in the village? What about the simplicity of a few years ago? Is this still the same simple ball?

"I haven't done big health care, why are you asking this?"

"Brother? Now I doubt that you have really been to a person in a big city, and now it is spread on the Internet that big health care in big cities is a must-do for men, and you have never done big health care in big cities for so many years. ”

Long Qiuqiu looked disdainful, and kept scanning Jiang Daoli below with a strange gaze.

Jiang Daoli was speechless, in the logic of Long Qiuqiu, it seems that men in big cities should go to big health care, if they haven't done it, they are not men.

"Have you ever done it?" Jiang Daoli rolled his eyes.

"Nope." Long Qiuqiu shook his head, and hurriedly explained: "If it weren't for my mother-in-law's care, I would have done it a long time ago, how can I be like you, I can't find my mother-in-law, and I won't do big health care." ”

Hold the grass, can't find a daughter-in-law, should you go to the big health care? What kind of magical logic is this for you?

suddenly found that the simple village before had changed so much, a shameless second egg counted, and even the dragon ball that even the child had was so dirty.

"Qiuqiu, let's study the question of whether your mother-in-law is a ball."

"Oops, my mom told me to come home for dinner." Long Qiuqiu slapped his head, slipped away, and prepared to run.

Looking at the dragon ball that was humming, unable to catch up with the breath after walking two steps, as if it was about to hang up, Jiang Daoli had to remind: "Follow me to your mother-in-law, you two roll faster than you walk." ”

"Hold the grass, Jiang Daoli, wait until I finish eating and smoke you to death."

In the distance, the sound of the dragon ball whirring came, and he didn't scream anymore.

Jiang Daoli grinned, holding his head high, like a general who has won a battle, Dragon Ball Ball, your wife must also be a ball.

Holding his head high, he shrugged down the next moment, because he saw a person, the father who was shopping for vegetables.

Dad smiled at him, very kind, very kind, fatherly love like a mountain: "Son, these are the braised vegetables you like to eat, eat some first, Dad, I'll go wash the chicken first." ”

"Daddy." Jiang Dao was moved, his eyes were red, and he was about to say something, but the old man glanced around, found that there was no one, and his face instantly darkened: "Little rabbit cub, when you are full, see how I clean you up." ”

“……”

Are you really my own father?

Jiang Daoli, who was carrying the braised vegetables, was heartbroken, it turned out that I was asked to eat more because I was worried that I would not resist the beating.

Pickled vegetables, how heavy it is at this moment, this is father's love, but this father's love is estimated to be a little painful after eating, and he doesn't like it, but it seems that he can't stop it.

Jiang Daoli carried the braised vegetables into the house, ate without a bite, glanced at the kitchen, found beer, put it away, liquor, put it away!

Daddy must not be allowed to drink, once he drinks, he can't stop at night, unless he is completely drunk and dead, so that he can't move.

But I can hide from the first day of junior high school, but I can't hide from the fifteenth, and there will be another time when I get drunk, so it's better to put it away.

Put away all the wine and put it in the storage ring, and now Dad can't find it, so he is relieved.

One hour, at half past eleven, the meal was cooked, and Jiang Daoli also ate a lot of braised vegetables, and naturally said: "I'm full, I'll go out first." ”

"Sit down." Daddy's eyes widened, and his great power emanated, which startled Jiang Daoli, and he hurriedly sat down seriously, lowered his head, and looked like a primary school student who had made a mistake.

Dad was satisfied, then took out a cup, took out a bottle of liquor from his pocket, squinted and said, "Today is festive, I specially bought a bottle to celebrate, more than a hundred." ”

Hold the grass ......

Thousands of calculations, it's better to count the sky!

Daddy, aren't you very picky on weekdays, and you are reluctant to spend money? Why are you willing to buy more than 100 bottles of wine today? And, what does it mean that you are glancing around the place where you put the wine before?

"You've been out for a few years, and you've learned to take care of yourself, and you'll definitely drink too, so come and drink a little with your dad." Dad was very polite and personally poured him a full bowl of wine, full, a bowl!

"Dad, I don't drink, I clean myself outside and never drink." Jiang Daoli hurriedly said.

"Can't drink? That's best, it's easier to get dizzy, so you won't feel pain later. Dad poured himself another small glass and said calmly: "If I want to stay awake, I will drink less." ”

Dear Daddy!

Jiang Daoli is about to cry, this is really a father, the back road has been found for himself, it doesn't hurt if he is dizzy, are you planning to smoke your son to death?

My mother sat on the side, watched quietly, and didn't say a word, as if it had been discussed.

This is also my own mother, sighed in my heart, Jiang Daoli gritted his teeth, drank a bowl of grunt, and then yelled: "Daddy massive." ”

Poof

Sink headlong under the table, avoiding Daddy's gaze.

Dad looked at it with a smile, and he didn't worry, so he took small sips and squinted, and ate for half an hour, then he was full of wine and food, and then looked for a long time in the yard, and finally found a rattan.

"If I don't smoke you, I always feel angry." Daddy snorted angrily, and then stepped forward to give a hard shot.

"I'll drag it in after I finish drawing, and I'll have a blind date tomorrow." Mom said very calmly.

Dear mother, Jiang Dao is so moved in the centrifugation, this is my mother.

"Yes, but I think it's easier to hang it up and smoke it." Daddy twitched twice, feeling uncomfortable, and said.

"Forget it, it's too troublesome to hang it, just smoke it, call me when you're done, and I'll continue to smoke." Mom said.

I must have picked it up, and the little touch just now dissipated without a trace, Jiang Dao said silently in the centrifugation, but he didn't dare to make a sound, anyway, now that he has rough skin and thick meat, he doesn't feel much pain when he smokes it, and he endures it.