Chapter Ninety-Five: Considerate Version of Chu Luo
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Obviously he didn't say anything, he didn't do anything, but he annoyed a person. Chu Luo suddenly felt that his IQ was completely insufficient when he came to today's city.
"A woman's heart, a needle under the sea, I can't figure it out." Chu Luo sighed, instead of thinking about a creature like a woman, it was better to directly choose what he didn't want to come.
After this episode, Chu Luo carried Ye Jingyi and arrived at the land of nightmares smoothly.
When she came to the commercial street, Ye Jingyi was like a fish returning to the sea, which was called a cheerful one.
As a qualified "personal" bodyguard, Chu Luo's only task is to be responsible for carrying bags, a steady stream of bags.
Ye Jingyi's shopping ability is absolutely beyond the reach of ordinary women.
Just two hours later, there were already a lot of things to check in. According to Chu Luo's opinion, if she could, Ye Jingyi would like to move the entire commercial street directly home.
The most important thing for Chu Luo's life is not to carry things, but to ask Ye Jingyi for advice.
This is really Chu Luo's life, as far as Ye Jingyi's conditions are concerned, even if it is a piece of cloth on her body, it is the level of the national color and heavenly fragrance.
But women are like this, the nature of pursuing perfection is clear when choosing clothes.
Pieces of clothes appeared on Ye Jingyi, and Chu Luo had already entered the stage of aesthetic fatigue. obviously looks good-looking, but you can't tell the truth yet, otherwise you will be scolded for perfunctory.
Therefore, to be a qualified "personal" bodyguard, the difficulty is comparable to being a president.
In and out of I don't know how many specialty stores, Ye Jingyi is not tired at all, and even more and more powerful.
Chu Luo followed behind Ye Jingyi with a sad face, fortunately, this Ye Jingyi is a white rich beauty, otherwise who can afford it?
However, Ye Jingyi walked and suddenly stopped.
Because Ye Jingyi stopped too suddenly, Chu Luo almost hit his head, and finally stopped the car.
"I said Mr. Ye, what national affairs are you thinking about?" Ye Jingyi's strange demeanor, Chu Luo was used to it.
Whenever this kind of picture appears, it means that Ye Jingyi is no longer interested here, this is a harbinger of transferring the battlefield, and it is also the beginning of Chu Luo's next nightmare.
However, Ye Jingyi was surprisingly silent this time, as if she hadn't heard Chu Luo's question at all.
Chu Luo sighed helplessly and walked around to Ye Jingyi's side. However, what Chu Luo saw was an embarrassed and overwhelmed face.
"What's wrong?" Chu Luo couldn't help but be stunned, this was fine just now, why did he suddenly look like this?
Ye Jingyi looked at Chu Luo in a daze, and then suddenly complained: "It's all your fault, it's all your fault, you killed me." ”
Scolding is scolding, anyway, Chu Luo is used to it. But even if you die, you have to die to understand. Chu Luo was scolded in a daze, he didn't seem to have done anything, could this be wrong?
"Miss Ye, what kind of tantrum are you throwing attraction? Where have I offended you? Chu Luo smiled bitterly.
However, Ye Jingyi didn't mention the reason at all, and kept complaining in a panic and nervousness: "Anyway, it's all your fault, and I'm hurting now...... What should I do now. ”
Chu Luo looked at Ye Jingyi in confusion, this woman shouldn't be crazy, right?
Such an expression, such words, no matter how you listen to it, it gives people a sense of picture, as if Ye Jingyi woke up one morning and found a strange man lying next to her, and he was all naked.
Chu Luo shook his head and waved away the evil picture.
"What to do? Please, dare you make it clear, my IQ is very insufficient. Chu Luo said helplessly.
However, Ye Jingyi looked at Chu Luo with the kind of eyes that you must be responsible for, which made Chu Luo very embarrassed, as if he had really done something.
If you do something, at least you won't lose anything. The key is from beginning to end, Chu Luo didn't do anything at all except carrying things, which is a big wrong.
"It's all you, just bought me a drink for no reason, and it's still iced!" Ye Jingyi blamed it without a head or a tail.
"Huh?" Chu Luo was stunned, is this also wrong?
"What now?" Ye Jingyi asked anxiously.
Chu Luo felt that he was about to be driven crazy, scratched his hair, and asked rhetorically: "What to do, I don't understand what you're talking about at all, translator translation." ”
Ye Jingyi frowned anxiously, but she stood still and didn't move, as if she had stepped on dung.
Chu Luo looked at it, but he still didn't see a reason, so he could only accompany Ye Jingyi there.
The man and the woman looked at each other, and the woman was still anxious, and it seemed to others that Chu Luo was bullying Ye Jingyi. In addition, Ye Jingyi is a big beauty, which immediately attracted countless hateful eyes.
If eyes could kill, Chu Luo was estimated to be dead by now.
After a stalemate for nearly a minute, Ye Jingyi took out her mobile phone from her pocket in a panic, and then lowered her head and pounded it.
Chu Luo had no choice but to wait, God knows what this woman was doing.
A moment later, Ye Jingyi suddenly handed over her mobile phone.
"What?" Chu Luo was stunned for a moment, looked at Ye Jingyi's mobile phone, and then looked at her face, and was suddenly at a loss.
"You take it!" Ye Jingyi saw that Chu Luo was dumbfounded, and couldn't help but say anxiously.
Chu Luo pursed his lips, and could only put down the things in his hand for a while, then took Ye Jingyi's mobile phone and looked at the screen.
As a result, Chu Luo's whole person froze, and instantly turned into a sculpture, and his mind suddenly went blank, but a thunderbolt slammed into his head.
Chu Luo swallowed his saliva, raised his head, and looked at Ye Jingyi in embarrassment. And Ye Jingyi looked at Chu Luo with the same embarrassment.
The content on the phone screen is very simple, just a few words: "That one is coming, what to do?" ”
Although Chu Luo is not a woman, she still understands this term. A woman said that the one was coming, and what else could there be besides the great aunt once a month.
Chu Luo looked around blankly, and then at Ye Jingyi, how could he do it? He hasn't been to the eldest aunt again, so don't make a fuss, okay.
After a long while, Chu Luo came to his senses and said awkwardly: "Why don't I help you go to the toilet?" You're going to put that thing on? ”
The word "tampon", Chu Luo was really embarrassed to say it.
However, Ye Jingyi hesitated and did not speak. After nearly a minute, she said awkwardly, "That...... That one came early, so I didn't bring it. ”
Chu Luo petrified again, what does this mean? Could it be that he asked for it? He's a big man, how can he go out and wear a sanitary napkin, is it difficult to use that thing as a tissue to wipe his sweat?
Absolute waterfall sweat, Chu Luo has never encountered such a cheating thing. Chu Luo finally understood why Ye Jingyi blamed him for the drink he bought.
Because Chu Luo bought an ice drink, maybe Ye Jingyi drank the ice, which caused the eldest aunt to come in advance.
Chu Luo has no owner, and at this moment, he is probably like a husband waiting for his wife to give birth outside the ward, and he doesn't know what to do at all.
"Oh, don't stand stupidly, hurry up and figure it out! That one...... That one...... It's going to get on your pants! Ye Jingyi was in a hurry, she was still wearing light-colored pants today.
At this time, Chu Luo wanted to laugh very much for some reason. But he must not laugh, otherwise he will be really unlucky.
"Then what do you want me to do? There's no way I've got that stuff on me. Chu Luo was also very helpless.
Ye Jingyi glared at Chu Luo angrily, and scolded in a low voice: "You stupid, you don't have it, you won't buy it!" ”
This can be regarded as waking up the person in the dream with a word, Chu Luo slapped his head, such a simple way, he didn't even expect it.
"Yes, yes, why didn't I think of it, you wait here for a while, I'll come when I go." Chu Luo hurriedly went to find a convenience store.
In such a commercial street, because of the high rent, it can be very difficult to find a convenience store.
After going around in a big circle, I finally found a 24-hour convenience store in a very remote corner.
However, the problem arises again.
Chu Luo had never bought such a thing, and after walking into the convenience store, Chu Luo stood in front of the shelf of sanitary pads and fell into petrification again.
Faced with a dazzling array of brands, Chu Luo's head instantly became bigger. All kinds of sanitary napkins, where does Chu Luo know, in terms of Ye Jingyi's state, which one should be used.
Chu Luo was about to spurt blood, and looked at the shelves in a daze, the six gods were gone.
After being stunned for more than a minute, a tally clerk couldn't stand it anymore, walked to Chu Luo's side, and complained: "You big man is looking at tampons in a daze, perverted you!" ”
Chu Luo's face turned red when he was scolded, and he was speechless.
"That...... Of course I'm not a pervert, my friend's one came suddenly, and I've never bought this, so ......" Chu Luo replied helplessly.
The tally clerk glanced at Chu Luo, then pointed to a row of tampons on the shelves and said, "This kind of thing." ”
Chu Luo nodded, then the problem came again, Chu Luo didn't know which one Ye Jingyi usually used, and she didn't say anything.
In the end, Chu Luo simply bought a pack of each brand of sanitary napkins, and then returned to Ye Jingyi with a large bag.
"You...... How did you buy so much. Ye Jingyi was taken aback, how could she use so much in one go.
Chu Luo scratched his head in embarrassment and said, "Uh...... This thing, it seems that you women have seen a brand. I don't know which brand you usually use, so I just bought them all. ”
Ye Jingyi was stunned for a moment, but suddenly laughed: "I didn't expect you to be a considerate man." ”
"What's thoughtful or not, you go and change it quickly." It's good to be praised by others, but now is the time to be complacent.
Ye Jingyi nodded, but just as she was about to go to the toilet on the side, she stopped again.
"That...... I can't move right now. Ye Jingyi said embarrassedly.
"I'll go! It's a hassle. Chu Luo was about to be tortured and went crazy, so he immediately grabbed a bag with new pants and stuffed it into Ye Jingyi's hand, and then suddenly stopped and hugged Ye Jingyi.
Ye Jingyi exclaimed, her hands subconsciously hugged Chu Luo's neck tightly, and her pretty face suddenly turned red. This is not the first time that Chu Luo has hugged Ye Jingyi like this.
But this time, it was in public.
Chu Luo's move made a lot of people angry, and they couldn't wait to come up and help.
"You ......" Ye Jingyi was halfway through her words, but she didn't know what to say.
Chu Luo didn't say much, and walked quickly to the women's toilet.
Walking to the door of the women's toilet in one breath, Chu Luo and Ye Jingyi both breathed a sigh of relief.
Before putting down Ye Jingyi, Chu Luo suddenly smiled and said, "You seem to be fat." ”