No different from the early morning of the past, Liyue skillfully pulled away the little bird that hung around his neck, walked to the window and opened the curtains, and glanced out the window at the street that was beginning to be familiar. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Skillfully picked up the sleeping Liuhua, skillfully carried Liuhua to help her brush her teeth, skillfully threw Liuhua directly on the sofa, finished breakfast by himself, went upstairs when he went out, and threw the bird Liuhua at the door of Sister Shihua's house.

"Hmm...... Seems a little inappropriate. ”

Li Yue tilted his head and pondered for a while, and finally ran back to the house to get a quilt, ran back again, and gently covered the sleeping six-flowered beast.

And then...... Liyue skillfully took out a rope with a diameter of 2cm, wrapped the sleeping bird Yo Liuhua with a quilt and tied it, and finally perfectly formed a chain knot in the knot.

"Well, that's a lot more normal!"

Liyue patted the dust on his hands, nodded contentedly, rang the doorbell at the door of Sister Shihua's house, and then turned around and walked downstairs.

Ha? Why do you say that the movements are so skillful, without the slightest dragging mud and water?

That's because it's not the first time! Liyue has done this kind of thing at least a dozen times!

Walking on the way to the tram stop, Liyue lazily greeted his new neighbors while thinking about what was happening around him.

Li Yue didn't know what the so-called rhapsody was, and even the skill introduction given by the pit dad system was only a few simple words [fantasy reality].

But does that matter? It's just a skill that is only used in the world of middle and second love.,You can completely ignore pretending to force something.,Because the protagonist comes with pretending to be automated skills!

"Lalala, lalala, I'm the little protagonist of the second secondary school."

Liyue hummed an unknown ghost animal tune, and [even! Correct! Meet! See! Dansheng Gu Senxia walked in the corridor of the school together, greeting the classmates who had known each other for a short time.

Of course, our normal, ordinary, and ordinary girl, Dansheng Gu Senxia, always intentionally or unintentionally lagged behind Liyue by one or two steps.

No, no, no, it's not because she's afraid that others will think she's a secondary disease. Yes, she was only mentally devastated...... That's right(┬_┬)...... It's just devastating!! Nothing more!!!

"Senxia, is your eldest aunt here?" , Li Yue looked at Dansheng Gu Senxia, who was suddenly squatting in the corner of the wall with circles drawn, and a creepy black gas coming out of his head from time to time, asked.

Hearing the culprit's inquiry, although she didn't know what the eldest aunt was, Dansheng Tani Senxia's female intuition still reminded her not to respond casually.

"It's nothing~", Dansheng Gu Senxia's face was pale, he turned his head card by card, his eyes were empty and blank, and his lips opened lightly, "I just want to be quiet." ”

"Oh~!" , The expression on Liyue's face suddenly became richer, and he couldn't wait to say, "Quietly is ......"

"Huh!"

Dansheng Gu Senxia held a fruit knife that he didn't know where to take out of his backhand and pressed it against Liyue's neck, and said with pity: "If you ask me who Jingjing is, I will kill you immediately." I'm really going to kill you~ Hehehehe......"

After weighing the pros and cons of pretending to die now, classmate Liyue made a normal choice and said calmly: "No, I just want to say that being quiet is a good thing." ”

Feeling the cold blade leave his neck, Liyue seemed to be nothing, and Dansheng Gu Senxia, who was still drawing circles, walked into the classroom alone.

"Morning, Liyue." Isshiki Makoto lay on the table and waved his hand, signaling to Liyue, and that bright smile made Liyue sound a certain "beep~" flower.

Hmph, dirty ass deal →_→.

"Morning, lust." , Liyue replied with a sentence that he thought was very 'polite'.

"Plop." Isshiki Makoto simply fell to the ground neatly, then stood up and said dissatisfiedly: "Call me Isshiki, bastard!" ”

"Okay, color." , a quick return to Yue.

"They all said they were going to be called Isshiki!"

"Okay, Isshiki."

"They all said they were going to call me lustful!" Makoto Isshiki's face turned red with anger and said loudly.

Classmate A: "Wow, he's so perverted, he actually wants others to call him lustful." ”

Classmate B: "It's not just a pervert, it's just a pervert." ”

Classmate C: "I'm really worried about Liyue's classmates, there is such a perverted friend." ”

Classmate Ding: "It's really hard to get close." ”

"Kara", the sound of a heart-shaped object shattering, well, it shouldn't be a heart, right?

"I'm a YY maniac, I'm a BT, I'm a bird~beast." Makoto Isshiki, who had fallen into a blackened state, fell to his knees and muttered to himself.

If Isshiki Makoto blackens, then his sexual orientation may change, which means that Liyue's asshole, who is a good friend, is not safe, and if the protagonist is not safe, then the novel will be a eunuch, and then the reader will lose dung.

Then there will be a frenzy of dung throwing on the network, which will cause the network to collapse, which in turn will lead to the country's economic recession, the explosion of nuclear bombs, and the destruction of the world!

"Sss Thinking of a series of vicious events that might occur, Li Yue couldn't help but gasp.

Why is this sentence so familiar!! No, no, no, it's definitely not in the water!

"o()o Alas", Li Yue stepped forward with vicissitudes of life, shook his head, patted Yishi Cheng's shoulder, and said in a calm tone, "Sao Nian, don't worry, why don't you give up treatment, I will help you become a good person." ”

At that moment, Isshiki Makoto felt that Liyue was like an angel descending from heaven, full of holy radiance, saving him from the abyss of despair.

Oh, the holy light that pulled him out of the abyss of the earth. O my lord......

Eh, but what seems to have been forgotten? What is it? Isshiki Cheng's head was running rapidly, floating through many pictures: pop ~ pop ~ pop book, Uncle Wang next door left at home ~ underwear, childhood friends Xiao Hong and Xiao Ming.

"Bastard, aren't you the ones who made me like this!"

Finally reacted, Isshiki Makoto let out a mournful accusation, and then rushed towards Liyue in the posture of a hungry tiger pounced. That touch of plopping down style conforms to the streamlined angle, which can be called the most standard plopping posture in human history, vivid and vivid!

However, this is of little use.

Liyue stretched out ~ his right foot, and tripped over Yishicheng on the ground at a speed that could not cover his ears, and the hungry tiger pounced on food and directly turned into a vicious dog pounce.

Ten minutes later, Makoto Isshiki touched his chin that was still red with pain with one hand, and knocked on the table with the other, staring at Liyue as if trying to see something.

"Smack", Isshiki Makoto slapped his hand on the table, stood up suddenly, and looked at Liyue with a serious face, "Say, who are you!" It is absolutely impossible for Liyue I know to be so black-bellied! ”

It would have been even more perfect if he could have produced a certificate from the Federal Chrysanthemum Investigation Bureau.

"Hmph, did you find out?" Li Yue snorted disdainfully, expressing his contempt for Isshiki Chengchi ~ naked personality, "Paper can't contain fire after all, sure enough, an outstanding man like me, no matter where he is, is so dazzling and bright." is like the fireflies in the night sky, even if it is desperately blocked by the bright moon, it is still so radiant.

That's right, I'm the legendary flower blooming, everyone loves it, the girl wants to post it upside down when she sees it, and the picks up soap when she sees it. Long Aotian in Long Aotian, VIP in Fighter Fighter. If you don't change your name, you don't change your surname, and the protagonist is also away from Yue. ”

It took Li Yue 10 seconds to recite the above passage quickly and accurately, without pause in the middle, and without any mistakes or omissions, pretending to be level lvmax.

"Who would say that he is the protagonist!" , Isshiki Makoto looked sad and indignant, and pointed at Liyue with a trembling hand.

With a disdainful smile, Liyue put aside Isshiki Chengna's fingers that he didn't know how many times he had stroked and how much male juice he had touched, and said lightly: "It's not me who is wrong, it's the world." ”

"That's not the answer at all!"

"Hmph, you're still far from it!"

This is Echizen Ryoma's mantra! Don't just pirate! And that's not right! ”

"Stupid human, I'm plagiarizing in the open!"

"Don't complain seriously!"