The corners of Meng Xiaoman's mouth twitched, is this special meow showing off his IQ? Completely IQ crushing, isn't it.....

"Okay, let's invite the students below to introduce themselves one by one, so that I can familiarize myself. Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Lin Yi'er waved her hand, walked to the bottom of the podium, and then looked at Meng Xiaoman, who was sitting first in the first row.

Meng Xiaoman looked around speechlessly, and was very meowy, because Mao was just going to choose this position and sit down. Of course, Meng Xiaoman will definitely not be the kind of shy person, after all, he has experienced big occasions such as the dance forest conference and the opening ceremony.

Walking on the podium, Meng Xiaoman opened his voice: "I'm Meng Xiaoman, many of you should know about it, right?" Of course, if you don't know, there's no way, after all, Xiaoman, I'm not a Huaxia coin. ”

'I'm rubbing, I heard on the Internet that Meng Xiaoman is very humorous, I don't believe it yet, but now I believe it. ’

'Huh? Didn't you say that Xiaoman is a girl? How to wear a men's suit? Although it is indeed very handsome, as a man, I still like women's clothing. ’

'Girl, when did you get all that information?' Go search for it, Meng Xiaoman inexplicably changed all the genders of various information to male some time ago. ’

'Maybe she's a lily?' And then change your identity to experience the feeling of attacking? ’

Who knows, but I like his dances and songs more than he does, and I don't think there's anything wrong with her dancing mostly in men's clothes. ’

'Alas, the little barbarian goddess who used to be with long hair and shawl is no longer there....'

Meng Xiaoman listened to the sound of discussion in the audience, and couldn't help twitching the corners of his mouth. He didn't pay much attention to Weibo posts or anything during this time, and he really didn't expect his identity change to have such a big impact.

Since you're so welcoming, I'll give you a brief introduction. When I was in high school before, I was very surprised when I saw it for the first time, and I was very surprised. It's so dark and it looks dirty. I even felt a little disgusting, especially the two pieces of wrinkled, dark flesh. Greasy、Feel。 ’

As soon as the words stopped, Meng Xiaoman saw the rich second-generation officials below looking at him meaninglessly, and their obscene expressions were clear. Even many Bai Fumei ladies were flushed, and their eyes were thrown at him frequently.

Meng Xiaoman glanced at Su Ying again, but found that Su Ying had no expression on her face at all, her eyes were also very clear, and she looked very serious. I can't help but secretly feel that I have a meow, or my Sakura is pure....

"She was very shy and embarrassed when she saw my surprised and frightened look, and said to me, 'Don't mind, beef noodles are like this.'" I quickly waved my hand to say that it was okay, and I finished all the noodles, well, it tasted good. ”

As soon as the words fell, Meng Xiaoman looked at the audience, only to see that all men and women lowered their heads embarrassedly, obviously thinking crookedly just now....

The corners of Meng Xiaoman's mouth hooked slightly: "When she saw me finish eating the noodles, she said to me with a smile, how can you thank me if you want me below?" Looking at her smiling face, I picked her up and put her on the sofa, and there was a burst of coquettish gasping for a while: Ah~ Tap... It's so comfortable..."

As soon as the words fell, Meng Xiaoman heard a burst of discussion below.

'Damn it, I'm going to obey the little man, this turn of events caught me off the hook. ’

"I rubbed, I thought it was really noodles, it turned out that there was a turning point in the back, the focus is on the back, but I think it's true that I was crooked in the front....'

'Haha, I didn't expect Meng Xiaoman to be this kind of person....'

'Ouch, I'll rub it, this divine turn almost flashed Lao Tzu's waist...'

Meng Xiaoman pursed his lips disdainfully, can't stand it? Below you guys are even more devastated...

"Looking at her red little face, half-spit pink little tongue, and slightly trembling legs, I smiled proudly....."

'Grass, beast, it's not me who wants to be crooked this time. ’

Is it really good to speak openly about such glorious deeds in class? The counselor is on the sidelines. ’

'I'm going to obey Meng Xiaoman. ’

'Oh, this one is too hanging. ’

Meng Xiaoman glanced at Lin Yi'er, who had an explosive tendency, and hurriedly finished speaking: "My foot pinching skills are good, right?" ”

For a moment, the audience was silent, and they all looked at Meng Xiaoman in a daze, and after a long time, Lin Yi'er clapped her hands with the corners of her mouth twitching: "Meng Xiaoman's self-introduction is very interesting.... Next...."

That's who he is... Lao Tzu served. ’

'This is a...'

'Henceforth, please call him innocent...'

'What a beep dog....'

Meng Xiaoman looked at the speechless people below, smiled slightly, test your purity, I didn't expect that just a few people are like white lotus flowers in the mud....

As soon as Meng Xiaoman sat back in his position, Su Ying pinched his thigh fiercely: "You actually massaged other girls before me?" I'll settle accounts with you later. ”

Meng Xiaoman wants to cry without tears, daughter-in-law, how pure are you? I didn't see that my brother was telling a joke...

The following introduction is nothing outstanding, it is nothing more than the young master of which group and the young lady of which company. Or the child of a superstar, or the child of a high-ranking official, the worst is also a genius among ordinary people, at what age and at what age have you won the championship....

Meng Xiaoman didn't particularly care either.

After introducing herself, Lin Yier glanced at the audience: "Let's choose a squad leader, please turn on the computer and vote." ”

Meng Xiaoman was slightly stunned, then turned on the computer on the table, and just opened it, he saw a voting interface, wrote the word Su Ying, and then submitted it.

After about two minutes, Lin Yi'er stood up: "Okay, Meng Xiaoman is the one with the most votes, and Meng Xiaoman will be the squad leader of our class in the future, if there is anything, I will notify you, and you will be responsible." ”

The corners of Meng Xiaoman's mouth twitched, and he meowed, who is especially meowy, who should go, a noble person like him who is lazy and has advanced cancer, can be relaxed for a while...

Without waiting for Meng Xiaoman to refute, Lin Yier directly turned off the computer on the lectern: "Okay, that's it." Since we are acting departments, although I am only your counselor, not your professional teacher, I still have to look at your talent. That, Meng Xiaoman's squad leader, yes, don't look at it, that is, you, you come to perform a kiss scene with the teacher and me. ”

Meng Xiaoman wanted to cry and glanced at Su Ying, who was smiling, without tears. Meow a mi, I don't refuse to perform a kiss scene, but can you stop performing in front of my daughter-in-law, or let's open a room at night and perform well?

Glancing at Meng Xiaoman, whose face twitched, the corners of Lin Yi'er's mouth hooked up a wicked smile: "Is there anything embarrassing?" Meng Xiaoman's squad leader? If it doesn't work, then let the Su Ying classmate next to you perform with the teacher. ”

Meow a mi, worthy of being a master of psychology, you can see at a glance that he and Su Ying are a couple? Meow a mi, anyway, your real purpose won't be his daughter-in-law from the beginning, right?

This beautiful teacher can't be a lily, right? I heard that many geniuses have quirks?

The more he thought about it, the more frightened he became, Meng Xiaoman stood up: "There's nothing to be embarrassed about, Sister Yi'er, let's do it with me." ”

Meng Xiaoman clearly saw Lin Yi'er's charming face twitching unnaturally.

"Hehe, I still have some things, tomorrow is your professional class, I won't consider you, tomorrow will naturally have your professional teachers to consider. Remember to go to class on time tomorrow, I don't need to talk about the consequences of being late and absent from class, right? ”

Lin Yi'er stared at Meng Xiaoman's handsome face for a long time, shook her head, pushed open the classroom door and walked out directly.

It's a lily....