After Xiao Gao's introduction, he forcibly suppressed his nervousness and wiped the sweat of his palms on his trouser legs, but he really didn't know what to perform. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

I'm just a bitter high school student, and a bitter high school student kidnapped by a demon.

In normal times, he has no special skills, just a day of muddy study, then playing games on the Internet, and then studying, until he faces the upcoming college entrance examination in the near future.

But he looked at the red fruit in the eyes of the third "mentor", and his mouth was drooling, and finally he had an idea.

I saw him smile and say to the three mentors, "Let me tell you a joke!" Once upon a time there was a tomato that fell from the 100th floor, do you know what it ended up becoming? Did you know? ”

Xiao Gao seemed to have come to the spirit at this time, and devoted himself to it, seeing that no one answered his words, he didn't care, but continued to ask himself and said: "Guess what it became, I guess you would say that it became ketchup, but, I want to tell you that you guessed wrong, it finally became, it became 'dead tomatoes' hahaha!" Funny, isn't it? Funny, isn't it? ”

“……！” The audience was speechless.

There was an unprecedented spectacle, and the strange audience who loved to heckle all stopped talking, and the silence of the audience could hear a needle dropping.

"Hahaha! It's stupid, it's stupid! When Duan in the lounge kept seeing this from the video broadcast, the grapes that he had just eaten in his mouth immediately spit out, and he was laughing there alone, and his waist couldn't stand up with laughter.

"Haha! Ha, ha......! Forehead......? Xiao Gao laughed for a while and finally eased up, looked at the tutors with different expressions, and then looked at the silent audience, and whispered without confidence: "No, no, isn't it funny?" All right! Let me tell you one more time! ”

“……！”

"No. 3 Kodaka, pounce, street!"

Edgar Allan Poe laughed and said, "It seems that the performance of our third contestant has made the mentor very dissatisfied!" Then let's invite our fourth player, he is the richest man on the planet, Mr. Gates, I hope Mr. Gates will not let us down. ”

As soon as Edgar Allan Poe's words fell, he saw a well-dressed middle-aged man walk up to the stage, and Gates walked calmly in front of the three mentors, looking at the three mentors in different shapes, Gates did not show any nervousness.

He bowed slightly to the three mentors in a very gentlemanly manner, and said slowly: "Hello to the audience and the three mentors, I am Gates, although I was invited to your place for some reasons, I believe we will get along very well, and this show will be very successful......

After more than an hour, Gates naturally succeeded in making the cut, and he gave a personal speech for more than an hour, using his life experience in simple and concise language, successfully mobilizing the atmosphere of the scene.

"Sure enough, he is worthy of being the richest man in the world, and it is not surprising that he has such an extraordinary temperament, and the speech that should have been an inspirational version of chicken soup is so eloquent and emotional, and it moves all these wonders in hell!" After watching Gates's speech, Duan expressed his opinions unashamedly, looking like this guy was not bad, but he didn't know that he was far from Gatsby.

When Gates finished speaking, Edgar Allan Poe took the microphone and shouted excitedly: "There has been, it has finally appeared, the first episode of our "Hell Variety Show" 'I Am a Demon' has finally appeared the first contestant to advance, and he is our Mr. Gates." Let's congratulate Mr. Gates on receiving the promotion gift package and our permanent residence certificate in hell from our program team. ”

"So let's take the next player and see if he can continue the success of the previous player, or will he follow in the footsteps of the others?"

Immediately after that, a sturdy young man walked out: "Hello audience, hello three mentors, my name is Zhang Wei, I am a physical education teacher, and then I will give you a set of fighting boxing!" After that, he immediately put on a posture, and the fist wind gusts looked very powerful, and he did have some real skills.

After a while, Zhang Wei finished his set of punches, and there were bursts of cheers on the field, and it seemed that the demons in hell still admired tough guys. When the three tutors were asked to give ratings, there was an unexpected scene, and only one person turned on the light, and that was Suanna.

Mr. Banbi Jiangshan continued to look indifferent, not to mention the three-headed dog mentor, who only thought about eating people, and it was the same after Gates came to the stage to give a speech just now, but fortunately, Mr. Banbi and Suona both appreciated Gates's speech, so he passed.

However, when Zhang Wei came to power, the situation obviously changed, first of all, the votes of the three-headed dog could be invalidated, because it felt that it would not turn on the lights for the players. The rule of 'I am a demon' is that the three mentors evaluate the performance of the contestants, and if they think they are passing, they will light the indicator light in front of them, and if not, they will not turn on the lights. If both mentors pass, then the contestant is considered to be promoted, and if unfortunately only one mentor turns on the light, then the contestant will not be promoted.

However, the current situation is that no matter what the contestant performs, there is only one condition for clearing the customs, that is, it must satisfy Sana and half of the country, and the three-headed dog must be eager for the contestant to fail.

Zhang Wei saw the situation in front of him, and his palms couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat, he knew that if this half of the country mentor didn't pass him, he would mean failure, and the third mentor next to him seemed to be about to drool.

Seeing Zhang Wei's nervousness, Edgar Allan Poe didn't know what his purpose, whether he felt pity or to increase the enjoyment of the show, and even proposed to let Zhang Wei have a live duel with the guest he chose.

"I don't know what our fifth contestant thinks, if you don't have confidence, then don't fight the next duel, I'll just announce the result of this match!" Edgar Allan Poe put it this way.

"I accept the challenge below!" Zhang Wei agreed to Edgar Allan Poe's proposal without thinking, because he didn't agree and couldn't help it, now announcing the result of the game he would definitely be eliminated without a doubt, and now although he has to have a duel with that guest, he has a chance to live.

"Good!" A smile was evident on Edgar Allan Poe's lewd face, and he said, "Then we have our special guest, our 28th Hell Boxing Champion, Mr. Alibaba." Mr. Ali, as the boxing champion of hell, can be said to be unrivaled in a hundred battles, counting the 28th edition this time, he has won the title of boxing champion in hell for the fifth time in a row, let's wait and see the next matches! ”