Chapter 8 Pointing Pain Where
A ray of sunlight shone on Luo Xiaobai's face through the window, Luo Xiaobai opened his sleepy eyes, got up and stretched. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
When he came to the bathroom and saw the unfamiliar face in the mirror, he couldn't help but smile bitterly, and couldn't help but think of the embarrassing scene when he met Tao Hongyan for the first time.
Everything is so similar, the same face has changed, the same is standing in front of the mirror, the only difference is the shadow blocked at the door, which is no longer there.
After washing his face indiscriminately, Luo Xiaobai reached out and touched his face, and found that there was no deformation, and it was still the same as if he had just finished changing.
This made him can't help but admire the skill of the black-robed old ghost's disguise technique, and the black robe told him that this is called a disguise Gu.
It's not like ordinary transfiguration, which relies on makeup to change your appearance.
This disguise Gu can be said to be a poison, simply put, it can cause changes in the muscles and bones of the face, and then change the appearance.
Once the antidote is taken, the bones and muscles will return to their original form due to the action of memory cells, and their appearance will be restored.
It can be said that this is a kind of cosmetic surgery, as long as different doses of Gu poison are planted in each part of the face according to the requirements, that part of the meat will be higher or lower, fat or thin according to their own needs.
As long as you are willing, you can not take the antidote for the rest of your life, and there are no side effects at all, which is simply a dozen streets of pig-killing knife plastic surgery that the sticks are proud of!
Looking at the shriveled wallet, Luo Xiaobai couldn't help but feel the urge to go out and make money by giving people plastic surgery, but he still held back and let the black robe know that he probably had to feed him to the snake.
As the saying goes, a penny is a hero, but the once beautiful Luo Datianshi can only squat in a corner of the street, munching on the leek stuffed buns in his hands.
Looking at the pedestrians coming and going, Luo Xiaobai couldn't help but sigh at the impermanence of the world.
Syllable! Luo Xiaobai looked for a sound, and a hundred-yuan bill suddenly appeared on the ground.
"Holy! Do you treat Lao Tzu as a beggar? This is simply an insult to Lao Tzu's dignity! Luo Xiaobai thought in his heart.
But he still couldn't help but reach out to the hundred-dollar bill, as the saying goes, don't you pick up the money.
Before he could touch the hundred-dollar bill, a shiny black leather shoe appeared out of thin air and stepped on the banknote.
The leather shoes were so bright that Luo Xiaobai even saw the hateful face of the owner of the shoes on them.
"Fuck you! Are you fucking sick? A gruff voice said indignantly.
Black Shoes sneered and said, "Boy! You don't ask, whose territory is this? Dare to grab food on my Liu Sanye's territory, screwed up? ”
Luo Xiaobai didn't speak, but he heard the rude voice scolding angrily: "You little deflated calf! Lao Tzu's money is given to whom, and it has something to do with you? ”
Although the black leather shoes didn't hear what the other party said, it was obviously not a good thing to listen to.
So he said to the man with a smile: "You fucking straighten your tongue and then talk to the master, this money is on the master's territory, and that's my Liu Sanye." ”
Although Luo Xiaobai looked down at the ground, a smile still appeared on the corner of his mouth, because the unique big tongue could not be imitated by ordinary people, and that person was the big tongue of a donkey.
Luo Xiaobai stood up, looked at the black leather shoes with the sharp-beaked monkey's cheeks, and said coldly: "If you want this money, you have to have a life to spend it!" ”
Black Leather Shoes and his little brothers were stunned for a moment, thinking to themselves that they had met some master outside the world?
The big tongue of the donkey on the side was also stunned, he was more worried about the young man in front of him, but he didn't expect that his sudden kindness would hurt him.
"Brother! We can't afford to be angry with these bunnies for a hundred dollars, let's go! This 100 yuan should be used to buy him burning paper money! After that, the donkey's big tongue pulled Luo Xiaobai's arm and was about to leave.
The black leather shoes stopped them, only to hear him say coldly: "What? Want to leave after the addiction? You take my Liu Sanye is mutton? Having fun? ”
The fiery temper of the donkey's big tongue suddenly couldn't be contained, and he rolled up his sleeves and was about to do it, but was stopped by Luo Xiaobai.
Luo Xiaobai still had a smile on his face, and he said to the black leather shoes in a calm tone: "Little eye, but the little brother still has to give advice, Liu Ye is better to leave early." ”
The black leather shoes were stunned by what he said, and said: "Why? ”
Luo Xiaobai asked lightly: "Doesn't your leg hurt?" ”
Black Shoes was asked with a confused face, and was about to speak, but suddenly his face changed, and he shouted loudly.
"Oops! Oops! It hurts me to death, take me to the hospital, hurry! Black Shoes screamed and collapsed to the ground.
Watching the little brothers carry the black leather shoes into a nearby van, Luo Xiaobai lowered his head and picked up the hundred-yuan bill on the ground and handed it to the donkey's big tongue.
"Thank you, big brother, but the little brother is really not a beggar." Luo Xiaobai said with a smile.
As the saying goes, when a good friend meets, his eyes are red, and the donkey's big tongue can't help but have an inexplicable good impression of this young man.
"Brother, are you a mage?" The donkey's big tongue whispered.
Luo Xiaobai was stunned by the question, and asked casually: "Why do you say that?" ”
The donkey's big tongue smiled mysteriously and said: "No one else can see the painful spell in your finger, but I know that I also had such a urine brother at the beginning, but ...... Alas......"
The donkey's big tongue showed a sad look, and he changed his words and asked, "Can you teach me spells?" ”
Luo Xiaobai couldn't help but be stunned and asked, "Why are you learning spells?" ”
The donkey's big tongue pointed around, and Luo Xiaobai followed his line of sight, only to see five or six dirty children kneeling on the corner of the street.
Some of them are missing arms, some are missing legs, and some have demented expressions, which makes people feel sympathetic and extremely sad.
"See? I've been observing for a long time, these children are the ones sent by Liu Sanye to put here, and the money they ask for every day can only be exchanged for a few steamed buns, and if they don't get the money, they will be stuffed into the van and let the animals be beaten up. Donkey's big tongue sighed.
Then the donkey's big tongue clenched into a fist, and said fiercely: "There is a child named Pidan, I will give him ten yuan every day, these are what he told me, and then I never saw him again, it is estimated that he was killed by this group of animals, Lao Tzu learned spells to avenge him, and rescued these children by the way." ”
Luo Xiaobai was shocked in his heart, he didn't expect that there was such a gang in this world, which was even more cruel than that evil ghost.
"Okay, I'll do that for you." Luo Xiaobai gritted his teeth and said, a red light flashed in his eyes.
The donkey's big tongue was startled, and he seemed to remember a familiar scene, and asked worriedly: "Brother, are your eyes inflamed?" ”
Luo Xiaobai nodded awkwardly and said, "It's been a bit hot lately. ”
The simple-minded donkey's big tongue simply didn't think about it anymore, and asked with a smile: "Brother, can you tell me how you did that painful spell just now?" ”