Chapter 85: Surrender to the Obscenity of Radio Gymnastics!
What do we need to do as a psychopath? Pretending? Flirting with girls? Popping chrysanthemums with each other? No!
It's all out! What is Billy anal to each other, sweating on the playground, being hit by a super breasts girl with a ball or something is already a thing of the past!
That's right! Only radio gymnastics is the only belief in the hearts of countless Chinese students! They will never forget that every day under the familiar rhythm, their bodies unconsciously beat and dance the mysterious dance steps, and there is a strange sense of fluidity between their hands and feet. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
That's the dance of youth! That is unity and fraternity under the glory of socialism! That is the legendary Megatron Dance Forest, and even the square dance aunt has to bow down...... The eighth set of radio gymnastics!
Now, this terrifying stunt is back in the picture, and a strange wave of broadcast gymnastics has gradually taken the entire digital world under the leadership of a mentally ill teenager, and the beginning of the story has to start from that day a long, long time ago.
On that day, the wind and clouds changed, the wind howled, the dark clouds covered the top, and the thunder roared!
A young man dressed in a fake Sakata Gintoki costume, armed with a pirated [Lake Toya] wooden knife, and wearing a junk-quality silver wig, leaped down from a height of dozens of meters, and the terrifying mechanical evil dragon beast stood on the ground, eyeing him!
Undaunted, the boy sneered, and shouted loudly, abandoning all shame under the gaze of all the Digimon on the battlefield, "Liberate 70% of your potential!" The eighth set of radio gymnastics! First Formula! Stand still! ”
"Humph!" , The mechanical evil dragon beast snorted coldly, and the huge mechanical body slammed on the ground, and the antimatter cannons on both shoulders were charged, aiming at the falling figure of the young man in the sky, and the trajectory of the boy's fall was calculated in an instant, and two flashing demonic purple shells bombarded out silently, wanting to kill the young man in one fell swoop!
"Not good! Lion Luo King Sword! Seeing that the situation was not good, the Panchang Lion Beast ignored the severe pain coming from the wound, and suddenly grasped the handle of the knife with his left hand, and slashed at the cannonball flying quickly in mid-air!
From the short knife male soul held by the Panchang Lion Beast in its left hand, a flaming energy wave was continuously released, and the blade with a diameter of more than ten meters broke away from the blade, cutting through the sky, trying to block the cannonball!
"Infinity Cannon!" The mechanical evil dragon beast on the side had already noticed the abnormality of the Fanchang Lion Beast, and the cannons on its shoulders trembled, bursting out again with a powerful shock wave, which not only intercepted and destroyed the sharp blade, but also took advantage of the situation to suppress the Fanchang Lion Beast.
The Panchang Lion Beast used its short knife to block the fierce attack of the Mechanical Evil Dragon Beast, its teeth clenched, and it began to worry about Liyue in the air.
Damn it! Why did that stinky boy fall from the sky!
Just as the Panchang Lion Beast and the Mechanical Evil Dragon Beast were in a stalemate, an excited voice suddenly came from the sky, "Secret Technique!" Stand still in the air! ”
Under the stunned gaze of the two ultimate bodies, the young man shouted into the sky, and his body, which had fallen rapidly in the air, slammed into the void under his feet, and quickly kicked his feet into the void under his feet, making a series of "crackling" sounds, which was actually through a quick kick, stomping on the originally ethereal air, forming a powerful reaction force to make his body stop descending! Managed to dodge the shell bombardment below!
No! Wrong! He's still falling, but he's falling at a rate close to nothing! The battle-experienced Panchang Lion Beast soon discovered the hints of the boy.
Surprised to surprised, the Fanchang Lion Beast quickly seized the fleeting opportunity in the battle, and while the mechanical evil dragon beast was still in a daze, its right fist burned with a red flame fighting spirit, and its arm swung back violently, and an invisible white wave of qi circled over it, violently swinging its fist!
"Flash Fanchang Fist!"
"Bang!" , In the fist of the Panchang Lion Beast, it condensed its fighting spirit that had been promoted to the extreme, and the orange-red light shone in the fist, wrapped in the fist and instantly broke through the speed of sound, and after breaking through several layers of sound barriers in a row, it vigorously bombarded the abdominal armor of the mechanical evil dragon beast, making a deafening sound.
"Uh......", the mechanical evil drake beast looked at the fist that was very small for itself in disbelief, and lightly hammered it on its abdominal armor, and an incredibly powerful shock wave instantly burst out from the place where the fist hit, and quickly spread to the whole body, shattering the armor of the mechanical evil dragon beast in a hard way!
"Boom!" , The light on the fist of the Panchang Lion Beast suddenly became more intense, and it erupted with great power, turning into a pillar of energy light and flying the top of the Mechanical Evil Dragon Beast into the sky! And the height is constantly increasing!
But that's not all!
"The second session of the eighth set of radio gymnastics! Stretching! ”
Before the mechanical evil drake could react that it was being blasted into the air, an arrogant voice came from its head, and when it looked up, it saw a young man wearing an inferior cos costume falling from the sky and flashing in front of it in an instant!
As its body was pulled by the powerful recoil, the mechanical drakemon could only watch as the young man's arms straightened out, his body shrunk to his chin, and then he jerked his head up!
"Bang!" , Li Yue's head seemed to turn into a hard hammer, slamming into the jaw of the mechanical evil dragon beast, and with the inertial force that had not disappeared when the long lion beast attacked the mechanical evil dragon beast just now, it actually flew up again in an instant!
That is the monstrous resentment of an ordinary psychopath's oppressive education in China!
"Section 3! Wide-breasted exercise! The two fists carrying terrifying power, shaking the air and forming a circle of swirl ripples, slammed into the mechanical evil drake beast powerfully, once again raising the suspended height of the mechanical evil dragon beast a little higher.
"Fourth Quarter! Kicking exercises! A fierce whip kick slammed into the abdomen of the mechanical drakemon, creating a deep footprint pit! The steel shell is no resistance! It makes people deeply feel the love and hate of teenagers for radio gymnastics!
"Lateral movement!"
"Body Rotation Exercise!"
"Full body exercise!"
"Jumping Sports!"
Standing in the distance at this time, Liu Kehui, the little Lori who had been silent for Liyue for three seconds and was ready to worship with incense, was already dumbfounded, and the magic wand in his hand fell weakly to the ground, looking at Liyue who had made a series of continuous attacks in the air, and said dumbfoundedly: "Mom! Hell the hell today! ”
"It's over! Feel the anger of the vast number of hard-pressed student dogs in China! Final Blow! Tidying up the exercise! A violent wave of white qi erupted from Liyue's body, his face was hideous, he shouted, his hands clenched into fists, and he slammed down!
The fist erupted with several tons of terrifying force, and it slammed into the mechanical drakemon's face, and the powerful impact shockwave even shattered the air, forming a strange broken glass shape.
With this blow, the mechanical drakemon instantly flew upside down towards the ground!
That's it! The great power of socialism! Tremble! Feel the fear that comes from the depths of your soul!