On the evening of the 25th of the lunar calendar, the courtyard of Uncle Zhao's house was decorated early, Xipeng, all the lanterns were in place, and the cauldron outside was also set up, just waiting for those who helped to come over. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

The courtyard of Uncle Zhao's house was full of dozens of men and women, everyone smoked and talked around the yard, Lin Lei was so inconspicuously mixed in the middle, Lin Lei's parents finally came, if they didn't come, they couldn't do it! Uncle Zhao is a senior who watched Lin Lei's father grow up, and he is not very embarrassed if he doesn't come, maybe he will be poked in the backbone.

"Big baby! I won't say anything else about your old man's birthday banquet, but the master invited this time is very good, especially to give your old man face. An old man sitting on the stool with a face full of orange peel and a little pockmarked with a little pockmark, crossed Erlang's legs, held a cigarette pot in his hand, and took a puff and said to Uncle Zhao's eldest son in an old-fashioned manner.

Huh! This old man does have this qualification, he is the head of Lin Lei, a small village, and he is over eighty years old this year, but his body is still very good, called Liu Youfu, but now no one can call him that, the grass on the grave of the blessed is generally a few feet high, and there are only one or two left who are called Lao Liu who are lying on the bed, and now the most commonly used is Uncle Liu, which is the name of Lao Liu's father at this age.

So as soon as the old man spoke, coupled with the authority of the village chief, the scene basically fell silent suddenly, and listened to Uncle Liu start to talk about the world. "Big baby! The master you invited is the one I invited when I was eighty, I have tasted it, and the craftsmanship is not to be said, it is a good one. He still gave a thumbs up, "But! It's a bit old, but yes, it's normal for such a good craftsman to be old. Then he turned to the crowd of onlookers and asked, "Did you say yes?" ”

"yes, yes! What Uncle Liu said makes sense! Naturally, a group of people would not trouble this old man, and it would be good to nod their heads and not bother.

"Eh......" Hearing the answer of the people below, Uncle Liu sighed with satisfaction, and smoked a cigarette, "By the way, why hasn't this master come here yet!" Ask, when is this, dozens of people in our village are waiting! Go to the big baby and call to ask. ”

"Howler!" The eldest baby is also Uncle Zhao, so he hurriedly asked in response, and if he wanted to say that he was also confused, he should have come at this point according to the agreed time. But now I don't even see a shadow, this time waits for no one!

Jingle Bell ......

"Hey, Master? Me? I'm Zhao Dezhuan from Xiashui Village, oops, isn't this the case, my dad is 80 years old today, and I asked the master to take charge of the spoon, but you see that this point has not come, I'm not in a hurry, I'll ask. Yes...... What the? The master is sick and went to the hospital, but he can't come! Huh! This...... This...... This! Uncle Zhao looked confused, I remember that when I went yesterday, I still promised to say it, I said it well, no matter how I look at it, it doesn't look like I'm sick, and I don't look weak no matter how I look at it, you say you! Isn't this a trick! If you don't want to come, don't pick it up! Your push, losing face is small, it's a big deal that my face is out, but how do my dad do the birthday party, you don't call in advance to inform me, it's silent, it's dark outside now, where to find the master! So many people are watching here! I can't let these big people drink the northwest wind! How cold it is!

Doodle~~~

The other side had already hung up the phone, and Uncle Zhao seemed to hear the faint voice on the other side, and the old man in a small village wanted to grab the master with Director Wang's father-in-law for his birthday, but he didn't know what to do.

Uncle Zhao hung up the phone with a blank face.

"Ahem! What's wrong, what's wrong. Uncle Liu looked at Uncle Zhao and said dissatisfiedly, "Big baby, what do you say over there!" We're all waiting! Ahem. Uncle Liu choked on two puffs of cigarettes and coughed incessantly.

"Oh! Oh! This one...... The master over there is sick and can't come. Uncle Zhao smiled reluctantly, whoever is involved in this matter will not be in a good mood, on the happy day of his father's 80th birthday, so many people are waiting here, who will have a good face on his face.

"No, it won't! I also saw the master go grocery shopping today, and I even said hello to him. ”

"yes, yes! When I saw him a few days ago, his face was still rosy, and he was happy to see everyone, and he looked in good health, and he didn't look like he was in his sixties when he carried such a big bag of rice. ”

"Yes, yes! When I saw them, they were like this, why did they suddenly get sick? ”

Looking at the noisy sound below, Uncle Liu's cigarette stick knocked on the stool, and looked down with a frown, "Okay, okay, all quiet down, look at how old you are, and you are still like a child, you have to ask for something at all, what is it like." Uncle Liu's voice was as loud as a bell, and Lin Lei, who was sitting next door, felt numb in his ears.

Seeing that the people below were quiet, Uncle Liu nodded with satisfaction, "Hmm! This person, seventy or eighty, just leave, what's so strange, it's normal to get sick, don't spread this matter in the future, let people laugh at our village, just go over like this! After Uncle Liu finished speaking, he began to pick up his old cigarette stick and smoke.

"Uncle Liu, what about Uncle Zhao's birthday! You can't make it up! What is that like? A person in the crowd asked Uncle Liu.

"This living person can still suffocate urine!" Uncle Liu waited for this person with bronze bell-like eyes, and immediately retracted the head of this person, "That's it, so many of us haven't found anyone who can cook!" ”

Then Uncle Liu looked at a middle-aged woman, "The eldest daughter of the Wang family, I know your craftsmanship, what are you going to do!" ”

"I can't do it, I just have a few dishes, my men are tired of eating them, this Uncle Zhao will know as soon as he tastes it, if he lets the old man know, he won't even have a master for his eighty birthday! Then you can't be angry immediately! An aunt-like person immediately retorted, if this is the next, Uncle Zhao, who is lying on the hospital bed, must not pounce and beat people! There are a lot of messy manners of these older generations!

"Oh! What about you, the eldest daughter of the Hu family! ”

"I can't either." Immediately, a voice refused.

"That ......"

"No, I can't do it."

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Seeing that there was no one in the room, Uncle Liu angrily knocked on the table with a cigarette stick, his eyes swept over a person below, and the people who were seen lowered their heads one after another.

"You can endure it one by one! Ahem" Uncle Liu coughed a few times and looked at the group of people below angrily.

"Uncle Liu, you dissipate your anger. I don't blame these folks, I know my father's temper, he is very stubborn, and he admits death. Uncle Zhao looked at Uncle Liu who was coughing angrily gratefully, although this body was quite tough, but in the end he was old, Uncle Zhao stroked Uncle Liu's back and beat it gently.

"I'll check it out again! Let's see if there is a master at home, I'll go and ask for it. Uncle Zhao deliberately pretended to be confident.

"What are you looking for! Big night, find a fart! You're stupid! I'm still confused, so confused! Uncle Zhao raised his eyebrows and glared at Uncle Zhao, and Uncle Zhao's heart was numb.

"Uh......" Lin Lei stood up, "Or I'll come!" Seeing that everyone was looking at him, Lin Lei hurriedly explained, "A friend of mine is the chef of the restaurant, and I have also practiced for a while, so it should be okay." Lin Lei was a little confident.

In fact, Lin Lei didn't want to be in the limelight in his heart, but this Uncle Zhao only took special care of his own family when he was a child, and sometimes some candy would be sneaked to himself, and now he is unhappy with his 80th birthday, and he can't help it.

Sure enough, I thought to Lin Lei during the day, there must be no good thing today.