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The evening party at Tagakure No. 1 High School does not open in the evening. It is generally held in the afternoon and lasts two to three hours.

The most important thing is that in order to show that they are wealthy, Chongyue Group will throw money on the spot at this time.

The top five winners of the annual gala will receive cash prizes ranging from 8,000 to 3,000 respectively. As a result, the interest of the students in participating is high.

On top of that, the show at the gala didn't have any form of dress rehearsal.

In the course of the show, there will be all kinds of funny situations. This is also the ingenuity of President Wang, who encouraged everyone to learn to deal with all kinds of emergencies.

At half past two in the afternoon, the school's auditorium was full.

The double-storey auditorium can accommodate nearly 1,000 people, which just includes all the teachers and students of Tianyin No. 1 Middle School.

"There are no dress rehearsals in life, every show is live." Wang Qinian held the microphone, and he looked back at the big screen: "Today is the annual happy self-black time again." Students, have you figured out how to deal with the next dilemma? ”

"Nope!" The students replied in unison.

That's right, life is always full of surprises. Now the first surprise of the day is about to occur. The big screen jumps up and lets the computer randomly select today's male and female hosts for us. With a wave of his hand, the screen behind him began to scroll rapidly.

"The names of all the teachers and students in the school are here, and whoever is selected will be the host tonight."

Hearing Wang Qinian say this, Jin Yuemeng, who was sitting in the teacher's family area, frowned: "Temporary selection of hosts? The show doesn't have any rehearsals, which is too nonsense, right? ”

"I think it's very good," Luo Yunfeng said with a smile: "It completely tests the students' personal on-the-spot adaptability." Besides, everyone is tired of watching serious shows, and now I want to make everyone relaxed. ”

Luo Yao chewed a piece of beef jerky, and she still didn't forget to remind: "Yaoyao and Dad have also prepared a show." ”

"Yes, I remember." Luo Yunfeng touched the elf tears in his pocket, he had just declared a program with the jury team, piano and violin ensemble. When it was his turn to take the stage, Luo Yunfeng would add the Divine Descent Technique buff "Ten Thousand Laws Mastery" to himself.

This pair of open fathers and daughters will be a comic party, the most serious show.

"Now I announce that today's male and female hosts are, Luo Yunfeng and Luo Yao!" Principal Wang read his name aloud on the screen.

Isn't it a piano and violin ensemble? How did you become a host? Luo Yunfeng didn't react for a while.

There was silence in the auditorium for a while, and then there was an earth-shattering cheer: "Teacher Luo, Teacher Luo." ”

Some people also whispered to each other: "Is the host appointed this time?" How did you choose Teacher Luo? ”

"James is a fart, I think some teachers are unhappy with Luo Yunfeng and deliberately embarrass him."

"Haha, it's mediocre not to be envied. Teacher Luo has been in school for less than half a year, and she is already a hot star teacher. If people don't embarrass him a little, it won't be justified. ”

"Teacher Luo, Teacher Luo," the students didn't care so much, they were all urging him to come to the stage in unison.

Luo Yunfeng was already popular at school, and when he heard that he was the host, the people who wanted to slip away from behind sneaked back: "I heard the people in the third class say that Teacher Luo's class is like a talk show." It's never too late to leave after listening to his opening remarks. ”

Is this a plan of the dark group, or is the school teacher deliberately stumbling on me? Luo Yunfeng thought for a while, and he suddenly smiled: "No matter how much it is, Lao Tzu is not afraid of this kind of difficulty, the girl will go to the stage with her father." ”

Luo Yao's little face was already flushed with excitement, and when she saw so many people, the little girl's crazy energy came up again: "Finally, it's Yaoyao's turn to show her skills, and Dad is not allowed to snatch Yaoyao's lines." ”

Leading Luo Yao through the front row of the teacher's family area, Luo Yunfeng heard cold snorting and laughter from the crowd.

In an instant, he understood why he had been chosen. It's not the design of the dark group, but the jealousy of people with a heart.

"Want to play me? I'm afraid I'm going to disappoint you this time. Luo Yunfeng smiled secretly in his heart, he lowered his head and instructed his daughter: "Girl, I'll see you in a while." ”

When the father and daughter of the Luo family appeared on the stage, Luo Yunfeng, who was seven or eight meters tall, and Luo Yao, who was one meter and one meter, stood on the stage, forming a contrast with great visual impact.

Immediately there were tsunami cheers and whistles below.

Luo Yunfeng coughed: "Hello everyone, my name is Luo Yunfeng." When I first came to the stage, maybe some of my classmates didn't know me, so let's introduce myself. I am a first-year high school biology teacher, the leader of Tian Yin No. 1 Middle School, a national super chef, the best basketball guard, an outdated Internet celebrity father, a gold hunter on the East China Sea, an old case explorer, an exorcist master, and the last tantric heir. ”

A series of titles and identities are all hot events related to Luo Yunfeng in the past six months.

Luo Yunfeng's arrogant introduction made many students laugh.

"Actually, the above introduction is not entirely correct, I'm still—" Luo Yunfeng dragged out his voice.

A crisp child's voice interjected: "He's still Yaoyao's father." is the abbot of today's party, and Yaoyao is the mage of the party. ”

"It's the presiding, not the abbot." Luo Yunfeng hurriedly corrected his daughter's pronunciation: "This is a party, not an assembly, and you are not a mage." Look at my lip sync, host. ”

Luo Yao replied very simply: "The word formation is very simple, not only the word formation, Yaoyao can also make sentences." ”

"Hahaha" A group of students were amused by Luo Yao's innocence: "Teacher Luo's daughter is so cute." ”

Luo Yunfeng patiently corrected: "You said something wrong again, the host I said is not a group of words or an abbot." ”

"Dad just said that he was the last tantric lineage." The little girl protested a little aggrieved.

Speaking of this, Luo Yao suddenly realized: "I remember, Tantra is a lama temple, not a monk temple. Lamas can marry wives and have children, so Yaoyao can be born. If Dad was the abbot, there would be no Yaoyao. ”

This well-founded argument caused laughter, and even Jin Yuemeng couldn't help but laugh and scold in a low voice: "Luo Yunfeng, what stories do you usually tell Yaoyao?" I'll settle accounts with you when I go back. ”

"Girl, we'll talk about these things later. Please enjoy the first program, the chorus brought by the Senior 3 Students' Union, The First Faith. ”

A team of junior high school boys walked onto the stage, and their handsome and sunny appearance caused the girls to scream again and again.

"Follow hope and follow the light, I am the sun that never sets." Most of the boys in the third year of high school are already adults, and they are only half a year away from taking the college entrance examination.

They showed the masculinity of Sha Baoliang's song to the fullest.

After singing a song, Luo Yunfeng and Luo Yao took the stage again.

"Yaoyao, is the song just now good?" Luo Yunfeng lowered his head and asked, Luo Yao nodded again and again: "It's good." ”

"What do you think? Tell Daddy about it. ”

"The impression is one, the big brothers are very handsome, why is it the sun of the tribe? The tribe except for the cow's nose is a green scalp, which is ugly to death. The little girl pretended to be puzzled and said, "Isn't the blood elf of the alliance good-looking?" ”

"From tomorrow onwards, I will control the time you play the game." Luo Yunfeng said helplessly: "Before you report the show, what else do you want to say?" ”

"Yaoyao wants everyone to pay attention, if you see a guy named Yaoyao in any game, remember to remind him to go back and help Yaoyao cook. His skills are very good, you must kill him a few more times, let him" Luo Yao didn't finish speaking, and he was already covered by Luo Yunfeng and hugged off the stage.

I can still vaguely hear the roar in the little girl's microphone: "Report and report, Daddy Lol's diamond ranking is played by Yaoyao on behalf of Yaoyao." ”

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In a building 400 meters away from the school auditorium, a long, dark and slender barrel sticks out of a window.

Behind the window lay a sniper, staring intently at the scope.

Looking down from his position, he could see the stage of the auditorium. From the stage to the sniper point, there are only a few large trees along the way, and the branches that will get in the way are cut down in advance.

Pushing a special armor-piercing bullet into the chamber of the gun, the sniper holds the butt of the gun to his shoulder, waiting for the moment when the host takes the stage after the show ends.

The show on the stage was quickly completed, and the actors also left the curtain one after another. From the scope, he saw two figures, one large and one small, appearing.

Placing the crosshair of the scope on the tiny figure, the sniper begins to estimate the scalar amount of the shot.

Suddenly, a parrot breaks into the sniper scope.

It landed on a large tree in front of the sniper, blocking his view. The parrot is so close that the entire eyepiece is covered in its feathers.

"Go, stupid bird!" He yelled.

No matter how you drive it away, the parrot just won't go.

Not only did it not leave, but it also spread its wings and performed a rhythmic dance on the branches, completely obscuring the shooting horizon.

The sniper's heart was on fire, and he changed his silent pistol and aimed it at the parrot in the big tree fifteen meters away.

Probably sensing the murderous aura of the sniper, the parrot finally flapped its wings and flew away.

He leaned down again and picked up his sniper rifle.

"Actually, I'm very willing to give the dark group a chance." Just as the sniper was about to shoot, another voice suddenly sounded in the room: "Your new team leader also said that if you break your promise, you will be punished by God." ”

"Are you ready to face the wrath of the Wrath Squad?"