Speeding all the way to Tongjiang County, it was already noon. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Back to Tongjiang County, a few people breathed a sigh of relief, although this Tongjiang County is not Yang Tianyou's territory, but how long has the monkey been mixed here, and he is a native of Tongjiang, naturally he has some relationships and connections.

I found a restaurant and had lunch, the monkey wanted to go home to get some luggage, Yang Tianyou was also afraid of meeting Xiang An and his party again, although there were a few rubber rods in his hand, but he could not guarantee that the world was invincible, so Yang Tianyou and the three of them drove to the Xiaojiangkou Bridge outside the city to wait, here is the only place to Yong'an, just out of the city, and the toll station of the railway is located here.

The monkey did not take too long, half an hour later took a taxi to catch up, the group drove back to Yong'an, the road has been renovated, the road condition is excellent, Yang Tianyou and Niu Wazi all the way you chase me, all the way speeding, fortunately there is no electronic eye installed on this road, but not afraid of fines.

Back to Yong'an, it was already more than three o'clock in the afternoon, two brand-new modern stopped next to Xiang Yanming's restaurant, and immediately attracted a group of onlookers, all of them were the surrounding neighbors, including the cattle dealer Gou Xinghua, Feng Xiaoping and Gong Jianfei, who were in the stainless steel business, as well as the pig baby couple, Niu Wazi's wife Xiaoma also came, holding the child, as soon as he arrived in front of Niu Wazi, he pulled him aside, first took the bank card in his hand, and tortured a few words, and finally knew that this line was paid by Yang Tianyou, and the pony was relieved on his face, No wonder she is so stingy, it's really Niu Wazi who is not very competitive, as soon as she has money, she forgets who her surname is, and it is typical to eat the last meal regardless of the next meal.

"Also, Yang Tianyou, you really sent wow, did you really buy a car?" Gou Xinghua laughed.

Gong Jianfei also smiled: "This car is beautiful, but I think you Yang Tianyou should at least buy a Toyota like Liu Yongsheng, this car doesn't seem to be worthy of you." ”

Yang Tianyou said with a smile: "Low-key, low-key!" ”

Xiang Yan Ming shook hands with the monkey, handed him a cigarette, and said with a smile: "Where have you made your fortune recently?" ”

The monkey smiled: "What kind of fortune, no, come to Yong'an to live permanently, and I will take care of Brother Duoduo in the future!" ”

Xiang Yanming patted the monkey on the shoulder and said with a smile: "They are all brothers, don't say these polite words, I welcome you on behalf of the people of Yong'an!" ”

"Sao Bao Ball, you can represent the Friends Association at most!" Yang Tianyou scolded with a smile.

Xiang Yanming turned his head to Zhang Jing and said, "Zhang Jing, prepare a table in the evening, and I will invite Boss Yang and the monkey to dinner!" It can be regarded as picking up the wind and washing the dust for them, and now that Boss Yang has also bought a car, he has style, and Lao Tzu has to slap him up! ”

Yang Tianyou also joked and said, "Xiang Yanming, your dog is getting more and more high-profile now, don't talk about it, let's go upstairs first." ”

After speaking, Yang Tianyou took the monkey and Zhang Yanyan upstairs together, and did not come back for several days, as soon as the door was opened, a bad smell came to his face, Yang Tianyou hurriedly opened the window, Zhang Yanyan was busy spraying everywhere with the air freshener, and complained while spraying: "Boss, there is a strange smell in your house!" ”

"What's the smell?" Yang Tianyou said with a smile.

"Sao-smell!" Niu Wazi also walked in and said with a smile: "This is the smell of him hiding at home every night to fight the plane, have you smelled a strong fishy smell!" Brother Tian, you have to take it easy, you haven't begged a wife yet, you haven't had a son yet, don't be lame at that time, if your sister-in-law is out of the wall, then it's no wonder she! ”

"I'm fishy with your sister's face!" Yang Tianyou scolded with a smile: "Only a filthy person like you will take a handjob at home every day, Lao Tzu is not as perverted as you." ”

Zhang Yanyan said with a smile: "Yes, yes, yes, if you want to talk about perverts, of course Brother Niu is the most powerful, Brother Monkey, you don't know, you will know in the future, Brother Niu is the most perverted, he often fights in front of us, do you say this guy is perverted?" ”

"Well said!" Yang Tianyou laughed.

The monkey swallowed his saliva, quickly took a few steps to the side, kept his distance from Niu Wazi, and said shamefully: "I only found out today, it turns out that you are so perverted, it seems that I really have to keep my distance from you in the future." ”

"Not only keep a distance, but also keep a considerable distance, lest you be as perverted as him in the future, his problem, I heard that it will be contagious, like Zhang Yanyan used to be a little boy who was innocent, but now he has become a lewd man." Yang Tianyou said with a smile.

Zhang Yanyan said with some grievances: "Boss, I helped you speak, why do you still come to me?" ”

"Hit you, that's loving you, why don't you say anything about me?" Yang Tianyou is a serious way.

"Zhang Yanyan, you call it retribution, how do you think he is the boss, he is a typical person of the opposite sex and inhumane, cut!" Niu Wazi pouted.

The monkey took the cigarette from Yang Tianyou, lit it, and said carefully: "Brother Tian, where will I live in the future?" ”

"Of course it's my house." Yang Tianyou sat down with a big grin and turned on the TV.

Niu Wazi hurriedly said: "No, okay? ”

Yang Tianyou asked, "What's wrong?" If you don't live in my house, don't you be afraid that monkeys will crawl on your wife's belly in the middle of the night? ”

"I'm not that tasteless, am I?" The monkey said bitterly: "Brothers and wives can't be bullied, I still understand this truth." ”

Niu Wazi glared at Yang Tianyou, made a look, and said with a smile: "It's not good to live here, Brother Tian, you sometimes want to watch hair films at night and solve your own physiological problems, isn't it inconvenient?" ”

Niu Wazi's casual words were heard in Yang Tianyou's ears, but his heart moved, and he thought it was true.

He does often take a plane at home alone to watch the hairy films, and if the monkeys live in, it is really a little inconvenient.

But Yang Tianyou couldn't say that, so he said stubbornly: "Dog, I see that you have a sick brain, and you always think of me as dirty as you!" If you don't live in my house, do you have to rent another house for him? ”

"Brother Tian, why don't you let him live opposite the middle school, didn't you rent a room?" Zhang Yanyan said with a smile.

Yang Tianyou was stunned for a moment, and glanced at Niu Wazi, his eyes were a little strange.

That room is a feng shui treasure that the two of them often go to peep into, Zhang Yanyan doesn't often go to live, if the monkey lives, won't it be inconvenient in the future? Will the monkeys laugh then?

"No, you don't live there." Niu Wazi swallowed his saliva.

"It's okay, I don't live there permanently, I can still live in the brick factory, I will ride the boss's motorcycle, and I can naturally go back to the brick factory every day." Zhang Yanyan has been thinking about Yang Tianyou's motorcycle, and he laughed at this time, especially proud.

Yang Tianyou frowned and said: "It's too simple there, a little wronged monkey, I think it's better to live in my house." ”

"Brother Tian, since there is a vacant house, I still live over there, I also want to have some privacy, and I don't want to invade your privacy, I'll live there, so it's settled, don't rent a house anymore, waste money." The monkey agreed.

Yang Tianyou and Niu Wazi smiled bitterly at each other.

The monkey was stunned for a moment, and said strangely: "Brother Tian, Niu Wazi, what's wrong with you?" ”

"Not really." Yang Tianyou hurriedly smiled.

The cow pouted.

"I know." Zhang Yanyan's brain suddenly became active, and he laughed: "I know what they are thinking? ”

"What do you think?" The monkey was a little confused.

Yang Tianyou scolded: "Zhang Yanyan, if you are crooked, be careful that Lao Tzu beats you!" Let's go, pick up my bag, go over there and take a look, there's still something missing, and I'll buy it on the street in a while. ”

Zhang Yanyan stuck out his tongue, didn't say more, was very conscious as a coolie, and left with his bag, fortunately, the monkey's bag was actually not sinking, and there were only a few sets of clothes inside, which were not taken away in the county before.

When he arrived at the rental house, Yang Tianyou asked the monkey what else he needed, and the monkey said that he didn't want anything, on this hot day, it was enough to have a mat, and as for the air conditioner, there was no need for anything, just buy a fan when it was empty.

Several brothers sat on the bed smoking and fart, Zhang Yanyan took out the binoculars from the bedside table, ran behind the curtain and looked at the opposite side, Yang Tianyou and Niu Wazi pretended not to see it speechlessly, and ignored it directly, and the monkey didn't care.

"I'm grass, so white, so big, so much-hairy!" Zhang Yanyan shouted.

Yang Tianyou's face turned green, but Niu Wazi couldn't care so much, jumped out of bed, ran over, grabbed the binoculars, tapped the whole angle very familiarly, and then shouted.

"I'm dizzy, why is this girl so careless, she didn't even close the window, wow, it's really big, so white, so much-hairy!"

"Niu Wazi, what are you doing?" The monkey's eyes lit up.

Yang Tianyou didn't pretend to be reserved anymore, ran over directly, grabbed the binoculars, and said critically: "Oh my day, this girl is real, she is a little shorter, haha, but the titty is so big!" ”

"What day of the week is today?" Yang Tianyou asked suddenly.

The monkey thought for a moment and said, "It seems to be Sunday!" ”

"No wonder so many girls take a shower, hehe." Yang Tianyou licked his lips.

The monkey pulled the curtain open, Yang Tianyou was startled, quickly closed the curtain, and shouted, "My grass, what do you want to do?" Want to be exposed? ”

"Brother Tian, let me take a look too!" The monkey said a little pitifully.

Yang Tianyou waved his hand and said, "Don't squeak, it's cool." ”

Niu Wazi swallowed his saliva and said, "Brother Tian, there are good things to share with us, or who are brothers?" ”

"That's it, Brother Tian, I haven't seen it yet, let me take a few looks!" The monkey also shouted.

Yang Tianyou stuffed the telescope to the monkey and scolded: "Come on, let you take a look too, open it." ”

Under the guidance of Yang Tianyou, the monkey quickly adjusted the angle, and praised him: "Brother Tian, you are too sassy, you don't rent this house specifically to peep, right?" Moreover, your telescope seems to be very advanced, you can see it clearly, wow wow wow, look, there is a mole on that woman's buttocks! ”

Khan, Yang Tianyou and Niu Wazi scolded together: "Dog, I didn't expect you to be so obscene!" ”

Yang Tianyou scolded: "Monkey, do you have a hobby of peeping? ”

"Cut!" The monkey muttered, "It's a man, who doesn't love to watch this?" Whoever dares to say that he doesn't like to watch it, either he is sullen or he is not a man! ”

"Brother Tian is very fake, and he often says that he doesn't like to watch it, but he actually loves it more than anyone else." Niu Wazi said with a smile.

Yang Tianyou also laughed weirdly: "Anyway, I'm a man, absolutely." ”

"Then you're sullen!" Niu Wazi rolled her eyes.

For a few hours, several brothers took turns to fight, all of them were greatly addicted, among which the cow baby was the most perverted, and he didn't forget to fight while watching, which made the three brothers despise for a while, but the cow baby is thick-skinned, no matter what you say, you can ignore it directly, and only care about your own coolness.

The girls on the opposite side were also very cooperative, one after another, seven or eight girls came to the bathroom, but at more than five o'clock in the afternoon, a certain girl seemed to suddenly find that the window was not closed, and closed the window with a snap, so angry that Niu Wazi almost vomited blood, he was at a critical time, almost came out, but he could only give up.

The window is closed, although you can see the figure inside, but you can't really see it, Niu Wazi scolded: "I'm your ancestor, don't you just take a look, and you won't lose a piece of meat, stingy!" ”

"Well deserved!" Yang Tianyou laughed.

In the evening, we went to Yan Ming's restaurant together, Brother Hua also rushed over, and several people sat down together, Yang Tianyou raised his cup to toast, saying that it was for the monkey to catch the wind and wash the dust, and said that he wanted to absorb Yang Tianyou and Niu Wazi into the Driver Friends Association, Yang Tianyou had long wanted to enter the association, so he agreed to come down without saying a word, and said that he would invite everyone to Taifeng Pavilion to set up a few tables another day, and invite all the members of the association to come over and drink together, which is considered to be an official joining, and Yang Tianyou gave Brother Hua 1,000 yuan on the spot, saying that it was his own and Niu Wazi's membership dues this year.

The two officially joined the association, and the relationship between everyone took a step further, and the wine was more enjoyable, and at nine o'clock in the evening, several hours passed, and everyone was over.

There are already several tables of customers eating barbecue in the stalls outside, and the river breeze is blowing, which is exceptionally cool.

A few people found a table at the door and sat down, let Zhang Jing make a few cups of tea, and the brothers chatted and smoked together.

Suddenly, Yang Tianyou's mobile phone rang, and as soon as it was connected, a familiar girl came from inside.

Yang Tianyou was so drunk that his face was red, although he was not drunk, he was not very sober, so he turned on the speakerphone so that everyone could hear it clearly, and he spoke loudly.

hung up the phone, smiled at Yan Ming, and said, "Dog, Yang Tianyou, you are really lucky, and you are really talking to that Li Juan?" ”

Yang Tianyou said: ", I don't have it, Lao Tzu is a person who has a girlfriend." ”

"Who? Qi Mengxiang or Feng Qingqing? Brother Hua joked.

Yang Tianyou smiled and said, "Of course it's Qi Mengxiang!" ”

Several people laughed together, obviously, they all took Yang Tianyou's words as a joke, and Yang Tianyou was laughing now, it really seemed like he was joking.

"Then you will betray Qi Mengxiang, then Li Juan told you to go to school to find her tomorrow, do you dare to say that you are okay?" Xiang Yanming smiled again.

"It's okay." Yang Tianyou muttered.

"It's okay to let you go to school to find her?" Yang Tianyou smiled and said, "Ghost only believes!" ”

Yang Tianyou said with a big grin: "How do I know what she is looking for me to do?" You ask me? So who do I ask? ”

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