"Alright, come in!" A girl's shy voice came from the room. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Li Ming patted his ears suspiciously, could it be that he had auditory hallucinations, it was obviously a woman's voice just now, and there was only one female ghost in the room.

Curious, he stretched out his head and glanced at the room, in the room, there was a beautiful woman with long hair and waist, wearing a cheongsam, the woman obviously did not often wear a cheongsam, and after sitting for a while, she couldn't help but expose her delicate calves.

"Don't look at indecent things, don't disturb indecent people!" Li Ming retracted his neck, closed his eyes and ignored the scenery in the room.

"Hey!" The woman in the room didn't see Li Ming come in for a long time, and shouted, "I'm dressed, come in quickly." Otherwise, I'll go out and find you! ”

When Li Ming heard this, he stood up and walked into the room, sighing: "Girl, why do you bother to be cheap!" ”

As soon as the woman saw Li Ming coming in, her body wrapped around like a snake. The purple fire in Li Ming's body surged, and a circular fire cover was conjured.

The woman dodged back, her long hair dancing wildly. For some reason, Li Ming had a feeling of extreme danger, which was far stronger than that of twenty ghost generals. It can even be said that if he moves again, he will die without a place to be buried.

"Ahem! Actually, I am a civilized person and do not fight. Li Ming put away the purple fire and said.

The woman's long flying hair also gradually fell. Li Ming closed his eyes and meditated, he only hoped that time could pass quickly, there were jackals, tigers and leopards outside, and there were desperate tyrannosaurus rexes inside, and the most embarrassing thing in this life was only at this time.

After a while, Li Ming was still closing his eyes, and the woman poked his lower abdomen boredly and said, "It's so boring, you called me out to watch you meditate?" ”

Li Ming remained silent......

"You're ignoring me again...... I," said the woman, after a moment's thought, "I'll stick my hair into your mouth and dig out your heart and play, how about it?" ”

"Hey," Li Ming sighed, "children can't play such a dangerous game, isn't there a computer?" Oh good, go on the Internet and watch the little video. Uncle is thinking about life, don't argue with uncle. ”

The woman hugged Li Ming's arm and said coquettishly: "If you don't accompany me, then I will break your corpse, feed the fish and ghosts with your body, and keep your brain, so that we will always be together!" Do you think it's okay? ”

Li Ming frowned, glared at the woman angrily, and hit the woman's head with a blow to the brain: "Tell me about you, how old are you, and your head is full of useless things." Children should read more books while they are young! ”

"You love to laugh, I've been dead for more than 180 years, and I have WF at home, so I've long finished reading the book! - By the way, I also wrote a ghost story called "Midnight Bells", and a director said that it would be made into a movie...... Have you seen it? ”

At this moment, Li Ming's heart is broken, the director of ****, it's okay what script do you want from the ghost.

Li Ming finally stopped closing his eyes, he looked at the woman seriously and said: "Don't write any ghost stories in the future, I have watched "Midnight Bell" what you said, I was very moved, it was the best comedy I have ever seen."

Also, if you're bored, let's play a game and see who can sleep the fastest, good! ”

"Yes," the woman smiled and said innocently, "my name is Sadako." Why don't you go to my room to sleep, there is WF, there is air conditioning, although the place is a little smaller, you can sleep on me! ”

When Li Ming heard this, he lay down decisively, and his nostrils made a "whirring" sound, as if he had fallen asleep.

The corners of Sadako's mouth hooked, her soft and cold delicate body lay on Li Ming's back, and her pale but shiny lips whispered in his ear: "Everyone in the world is awake, I am drunk alone." I love you so much, but you have to be strong with me! You're so bad! ”

Li Ming's eyes widened suddenly, what is the situation, what is the development, the director I took the wrong script and walked out of the theater!

There was a sudden feeling of being pulled at his feet, and at some point Sadako had already climbed the ancient well of the computer, and Li Ming's lower body was entangled in hair and struggled weakly.

Feeling that he was being pulled towards the computer little by little, Li Ming stretched out his hand to the night black demon and said, "The female ghost is a strong man, pull me quickly." ”

The night black devil bit his fingers, thought for a while, and slapped his palm on Li Ming's palm, his back seemed to remember the exclusive background music BGM, "You shoot one, I'll shoot one ......"

Li Ming was pulled into the computer without any resistance.

"Hehehe......"

The computer voice suddenly wore Sadako's smug and excited strange smile, the "crunch" screen suddenly went black, and the well and Li Ming, who was dragged into it, were nowhere to be seen.

The Night Dark Demon was still clapping his hands at the air in a daze, looking at the crescent moon it had hooked, and it seemed that he was still playing very energetically.

Day 2, early in the morning......

In the early morning of the underworld, a full moon emitting green light rose, and there were already many ghosts on the streets of the ghost town doing morning exercises.

On the ground floor of a certain building on Fengya Street, in the open door, the night black devil was playing boredly, and the only computer in the room was constantly vibrating, heating, and even smoking.

"Ahh

The computer suddenly burst out with a poignant but tender cry, and the computer's cooling fan also "wooed" and cried together.

Suddenly, Li Ming stepped out of the computer, and at this time, his face was upright, as if he looked down on life and death, and was arrogant.

"Majin, let's go." Li Ming said lightly, this tone was like an AIDS patient who had no love.

The Night Dark Demon nodded blankly and followed behind Li Ming.

"Wait," Sadako said as she crawled out of her computer in a lace pajamas, "and she wants to leave after wearing pants, and she thinks I'm a female ghost!" ”

Li Ming turned around and said helplessly: "Sister, eldest sister!" Will you let me go? The landlord who was dragged to the well by you to fight with you all night, what else do you want? ”

Sadako said shyly: "What kind of landlord, it's obviously a lonely man and a widow living in the same room and spending a good night together!" ”

"You remember you're a ghost!" Li Ming covered his face and said, "You said that you are such a big dead ghost, pestering me as a big living person, why are you doing?" Suck me dry, wash and sleep! ”

"I don't care," Sadako suddenly handed Li Ming a stone with a carved pattern and said, "This is my soul flail, for you, I'll go to sleep first, the landlord who fought all night said tiredly." ”

As soon as he finished speaking, Sadako turned into a little soot and floated into the stone in Li Ming's hand, and before Li Ming could come back to his senses, the stone suddenly merged into his arm, and the pattern on the stone was in the palm of his hand.

"By the way, I will help you absorb some excess yang energy, this is not harmful to you, your yang energy is too strong, it is easy to endocrine disorders, which may cause you to get sick, I am saving you." Sadako's voice suddenly came from her arm.

Li Ming came back to his senses at this time, and he now had an urge to chop off his arm.

In the past, I always imagined that my five fingers were girls. Now when Sadako lives in her five fingers, it is ...... Hey, there's no love in life!

Thinking about it, Li Ming knew that she was not Sadako's opponent at all, and if she had to rely on her own hands, she could only be dumb and eat coptis.