Keywords: elopement. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Location: Linfeng City Long-distance Bus Station.

Last night, Wang Baoqiang did something big enough to cause a sensation in Bishan Village, he abducted the daughter-in-law of the village chief's family!

The little daughter-in-law is handsome, with big breasts, thin waist, round buttocks, I heard that she is still a college student, and the village chief has spent a lot of money in order to buy it back to be his stupid son's daughter-in-law.

I don't know why, the little daughter-in-law fell in love with Wang Baoqiang, saying that she liked him to be shrewd, capable and bloody, as long as she was willing to elope, she would be his daughter-in-law, but when he arrived in Linfeng City, he found out that he had been deceived.

People fancy him as a poor country boy, and they didn't leave him along the way, they planned to take advantage of him to sleep and steal his money as travel expenses.

Wang Baoqiang was worried, sitting on the steps at the entrance of the station, even smoking two packs of cigarettes, his eyes changed, and everyone seemed to owe him hundreds of yuan.

The money was stolen, and the woman ran away, which made him a little unable to think about it for a while, thinking how did he meet such an unlucky girl, you said you can go, why did you steal Lao Tzu's 2,000 yuan?

That's all Lao Tzu's belongings!

Seeing that Bishan Village can't go back, eighty percent will be beaten to death by the village chief, but fortunately, he has no relatives, and he has been dependent on his grandfather since he was a child.

"Damn, God can't die of hunger and blind finches, they all say that this city is full of gold, even if you want to go back, you have to make a lot of money, and go back beautifully!"

After making up his mind, Wang Baoqiang got up and was about to look for work, but as soon as he took a few steps, he caught up with an aunt with a red armband and shouted: "Hey? Don't go, stop me! ”

"Auntie, you call me something?" Wang Baoqiang was stunned.

"Littering cigarette butts, a fine of fifty, how many do you count?" The aunt pointed to her red armband, on which were written the words "environmental supervision".

"I'm grass, a fifty? Why is the fine so expensive......"

Wang Baoqiang was taken aback, his eyes widened, and he thought that the fine was calculated according to the number of cigarette butts, thinking that he had just finished smoking two packs of cigarettes, even if the money was not stolen, he would have to be fined by this aunt!

But after touching up and down, there were only a few changes left to buy a ticket, and I couldn't even make up fifty, so I had to beg: "That... Auntie, you see my first time in the city, can it be cheaper? ”

The aunt pursed her lips and refused: "No, you think this is buying vegetables!" ”

Just as the aunt straightened her waist and was about to give an environmental education lesson to young people, suddenly Wang Baoqiang stretched out his hand and pointed at his neck, scolding: "I grass, there is still a person peeing in the corner there, why don't you punish him!" ”

Dare to pay it back! How dare you defecate in public? The aunt rolled up her sleeves angrily, and a fierce lion turned back, but after looking for a few rounds, she didn't find where the culprit was.

When he turned around again, he was stunned to see Wang Baoqiang getting into the crowd, and disappeared from the figure, and the angry aunt scolded him: "You lack virtue, even the old lady cheats!" ”

Hearing the scolding from afar, Wang Baoqiang was secretly happy in his heart, thinking: If you were twenty years younger, I would dare to coax you to bed!

Wang Baoqiang walked to the street, randomly intercepted the driver of a black car, and asked where to find a job, the driver grinned, urged him to get into the car, and pulled him straight to the door of the talent market.

The whole journey is less than three kilometers, and it costs one hundred and two to open your mouth!

This kind of stunned young man in the countryside, if he doesn't slaughter it, the driver turned around and explained: "Brother, it's not me who cheated you, Linfeng City is at this price, I don't believe you go and inquire." ”

"So expensive? I thought I met a kind person and sent me to find a job for free. ”

Wang Baoqiang complained in a low voice, counted a few zero tickets in his pocket, his eyes were spine, and he asked him weakly: "Big brother, I didn't bring any money when I went out, why don't I wait for me to find a job and get paid before I give it to you?" ”

"Hey! What's the matter with you, what kind of car are you taking without money? I sincerely want to repay the debt, right? ”

The driver took out a wrench from the toolbox, reached through the gap between the back of the seat and the protective railing, and threatened: "One hundred and twenty yuan, one penny less, you try!" ”

"Try it!" Wang Baoqiang didn't believe in evil, kicked the door open, ran away with his luggage, picked a small road that cars couldn't pass, and ran out dozens of meters away after a while.

The driver put down the wrench, got out of the car and chased after it, and after ten minutes, he gasped and scolded: "Damn, where did such a bear thing come from, it can really run, I didn't catch a penny, and I had to lock the auxiliary door......"

Across the street, Wang Baoqiang also sat on his luggage, secretly scolding the people in the city for being really dark, taking a car costs 12, throwing a cigarette butt and paying a fine of 2,000, I don't know how these people in the city survived.

There was a commercial street next to him, and there was a newsstand at the intersection, he rested for a while, walked to the newsstand and said politely: "Uncle, are you looking for a job in this newspaper?" Take a look. ”

Handed over is a copy of Linfeng Metropolis Daily, open the recruitment page, dense small words make people dizzy, although Wang Baoqiang finished junior high school in the township, but those academic requirements, the minimum is a bachelor's degree or above, and some even need more than three or five years of work experience.

"It's over, it looks like I'm going to starve to death......"

The newsstand uncle looked up and saw that his face was not very good, and urged: "Two yuan a piece, do you want it?" ”

"Wait, I'll take a look."

Wang Baoqiang quickly flipped down, and soon a line of small words caught his attention: "Recruitment of male public relations, the age is 18 to 30 years old, the height is more than 1.75 meters, good looks, education is not limited, work experience is not limited, free training for one month, including food and accommodation, monthly salary of 20,000 ......"

"I'm a good drip, I've been working for a month, I've been planting buds for five years, this job is so good!"

Wang Baoqiang's eyes lit up, and he thought in his heart that if he worked for a year or two, he would be able to go back to Bishan Village to build a brand-new big tiled house, and then buy a car and marry a beautiful daughter-in-law, how beautiful that little life would be!

The key is that it is not limited to academic qualifications, no experience, and it has food and shelter, which just solves the current dilemma, so he immediately decided to do this male public relations!

Silently wrote down the phone number, Wang Baoqiang gently put down the newspaper, said thank you with a smile, turned around and ran to the nearby public phone supermarket, ready to apply.

When the newsstand uncle behind him reacted, the person had already run away, and the angry uncle scolded: "You poor boy, you can't even give up two dollars, you deserve to sell coolies for the rest of your life!" ”

How did he know that Wang Baoqiang's mind was full of thoughts of making a lot of money at this time, and he didn't care about this innocuous curse.

This is a small roadside supermarket, under the awning at the entrance, there is a drink refrigerator and a basket of fruit, only a wooden board is set up next to it, and two public telephones are placed on it.

Wang Baoqiang ran over and hurriedly shouted to the young girl who was watching the store: "Girl, get me a paper and a pen!" ”

"Something happened at home?" The girl saw that he was flustered, handed over the pen and paper, and asked casually.

"No, I'm going to be a male publicist, I'm afraid I'll remember the wrong number!" Wang Baoqiang's face was sacred, like a soldier about to go to the battlefield, wrote down the number, and repeatedly confirmed that he was not mistaken, and immediately dialed it.

"Neurotic!" The girl gave him a blank look, like she was looking at a fool.

Wang Baoqiang's ears were bright, thinking that even if you city girls look down on the countrymen, you can't scold people casually, he felt a little at a loss, and immediately replied: "You are crazy!" The whole family is insane! ”