Regarding driving, I remember that my aunt saw a joke with us, that was after she got her driver's license, less than half a year later, she was in a hurry to go on a business trip, and she drove on the highway by herself, and she told us when she came back. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

"It's really strange today, why are all those cars driving around?! Too dangerous! She told my mom angrily, and my mom was surprised and asked what was wrong.

My aunt said, "All the cars are in the opposite direction to me, and the road is obviously going straight, so they all drive around, but fortunately nothing happened." ”

We wondered how it was possible that all the cars were driving wrong. But my aunt, like Qin Wan, is also a kind of smart woman, seeing that she is so determined, we have to give up.

It wasn't until later that my aunt received a ticket, she still didn't believe it, and asked an acquaintance to go to the traffic bureau, and we were shocked after watching the monitoring.

Auntie suddenly realized, then shouted that she was wrong, all 12 points were deducted, this is a very serious joke, I think, there is a mother, there must be a daughter, I looked at Qin Wan's narrow eyes, I was very empty.

Although women are smart, when they come to drive, they don't know how many girl drivers they will become mentally retarded!

"What kind of taxi is it, it's okay, hurry, come up, Brother Night." Qin Wan's soft scream, with a bit of coquettishness, made my bones soft, and my body was involuntarily pulled into the car by her.

Then the cargo throttle, from the garage boom, rushed out, plus a turn, my heart almost jumped out of my mouth, "You, you slow down, I don't have a condom yet, oh no, yes, it's a seat belt yet." ”

Qin Wan didn't care about this little language problem with me, she turned the direction of the car back to the right, and then rumbled from the underground garage to the ground, "You honk, you press it, in case a car comes!" I beckoned, clutching the doorknob tightly.

Qin Wan didn't care at all, fortunately, there was no car coming, after driving on the ground of the community, Qin Wan finally slowed down in time, I just breathed a sigh of relief, when the seat belt was buckled, Qin Wan went out of the community door, this goods, with one foot on the accelerator, the car ran instantly, the engine roared, and rushed into the torrent of traffic.

At more than 5 o'clock, it was the evening rush hour, and there were a lot of cars on the road, but Qin Wan acted as if she was an old driver, plugging up, like a slippery loach, and getting into the middle of the team.

"Qin Wan, don't be like this, Wan'er, Wan'er, don't plug it, turn signal, your uncle, slow down, fuck, fuck, be careful!" I'm going crazy next to me, Qin Wan, a mentally retarded person, doesn't care about me at all, let me yell, let her not speed up, let her not add stops, this female driver, the newborn calf is not afraid of tigers on the city road, so that the speed is just near the speed limit, all kinds of light throttle, all kinds of overtaking, finally rushed out of the somewhat blocked central avenue, the next road is flat, the traffic flow is not large, basically there is no problem.

Qin Wan only turned her head at this time, my face was already pale, my eyes were wide, and my mouth could stuff an egg, "I must have been dreaming just now, I must have been dreaming." ”

"Cousin, if you don't even get a driver's license, don't talk about me, you see which car is well-behaved? If you wait slowly and don't get into the line, you'll see if we can get there at 6 o'clock! Qin Wan also said quite confidently.

"Let me tell you Qin Wan, it is because there are too many people like you in the city who have no one else and only care about themselves, that there will be so many accidents, and others do not follow the order, do you have a reason not to follow the order? That someone else ****, do you want to go to **** too! "I'm stunned by the righteousness of this thing, there must be something wrong with such thoughts, and my attitude is a bit bad.

"You're murdering me?" Qin Wan's voice cooled, "You let me go to ****?" I was almost thrown out of my seat with a hard braking, "You're killing me!" Qin Wan said again.

It just so happened that I pressed the electronic handbrake directly, then opened the door and got out of the car, walked to the door of the main driver's seat, and opened the door on Qin Wan's side.

"What's wrong with you, I'll ask what's wrong! What do you do yourself, driving like this, do you think driving is child's play! "I think I'm on the side of justice, I'm above board, and my voice is not low.

"You're still murdering me!" Qin Wan's hands clenched the steering wheel, but this little girl looked at me directly, biting her lip, and looking aggrieved.

"Messing around, I'm not murdering you, I didn't let you ****, I'm an analogy, why are you sitting in the right seat!" Looking at Qin Wan's eyes, I was a little flustered.

"I mean, you should pay attention to safety when driving, be responsible, although I didn't get a driver's license, but I also know that you were very dangerous just now, not afraid of 10,000, just in case, right?" I feel like I've become an old mother, chattering, but it's really dangerous for Qin Wan to be like this, so I didn't give in, but continued to reason with Qin Wan.

"I'm just going to scare you to death, hit your stinking cousin, and murder me, won't I just add a stopper, don't you doubt my skills? I'm just going to prove to you that your prejudice against female drivers is wrong! Qin Wan's eyes were a little red, and she trembled a little when she spoke.

"What's going on all of a sudden?" I noticed her somewhat strange tone, sighed, and couldn't be convinced, "You've never been cruel to me." Qin Wan suddenly said this.

I'm really convinced, what is the logic of women's thinking, Qin Wan is usually very smart and rational, why is she not like her at all now? It's really a bit unreasonable.

But as a normal man, at this time, if you reason with her again, it will definitely be self-defeating, she has done a lot of wrong things before, but I really have never murdered her, one is because she is playing tricks on me, I have rough skin and thick meat, and it is okay to bully and bully, but Qin Wan is not very out of line, talk about reporting, and never say my little ****.

But not this time, although I knew that this thing was showing off her skills, but I was really scared, and a few times when I overtook me, I could see the rearview mirror of other cars, and I passed by our car, and the distance was so close that I might have crashed.

Qin Wan unbuckled her seat belt, stood up, and just looked at me like this, her eyes were already filled with tears, as if she was forcibly enduring her grievances, oh my God, I was not calm in an instant, it seemed that it was all my fault, Qin Wan didn't speak, didn't justify, and suddenly came up and bit my shoulder.

"Sss It hurt, but soon, Qin Wan let go and leaned on my shoulder, my shirt getting wet.

Thinking of the past, this product really didn't suffer any grievances, the only time, when I was in elementary school, there were a few girls with little boys bullying her, and I saw it, Lao Tzu went up to be 1v4, okay, don't brag, I was beaten by 4 people, my nose was blue and my face was swollen, but despite this, I still bit off the meat on my stupid x face.

At that time, Qin Wan also leaned on me like this, I rubbed her head and said that it was okay, this is the only thing, since then, Qin Wan has never let me protect her, and I have been counted down by her.

And now, Qin Wan leaned on my body, close at hand, I saw her fragility, she was as fragile as paper in front of me, and finally woke up, she gave me the softest part of herself, the child's temper, noisy, and willful, all of which were only performed in front of me, and the gasai just now was not her norm, but she wanted to show her excellence in front of me, and I did stand on the moral high ground just now, unscrupulously venting my anger.

I hugged her, very pure, nothing else, just a kind of brother's pity for his sister, and an extremely strong desire to protect, and guilt.

"I'm sorry, Wan'er, I'll talk about it well in the future, and I won't hurt you again." My words are sincere and patient.

Qin Wan didn't speak, Xiao Fan fist pounded my shoulder, I heard a very soft whining, she nodded in my arms.

"There's tissues in the car, I'll get them for you." I said softly, Qin Wan refused, still grabbed my clothes, and didn't let me leave, I had to give up and gently pat her shoulder.

Fortunately, there are no pedestrians on this road, and there are no people I know, so I occasionally unscrupulously hug my sister, which is not a crime.

"Bad guy, stinky cousin, rotten cousin, if you murder me again in the future, I will bite you to death!" Qin Wan poked her little head out of my arms, stared at me with slightly red eyes, pouted, used my clothes as a towel, and wiped all her tears on me.

I smiled helplessly and rubbed her head, "Okay, don't make trouble, I'll be late if I don't leave." ”

"I don't know who hugged me so tightly, cousin, you say, do you want to do anything bad to your sister?" Qin Wan suddenly smiled, and I coughed a few times in fright, "No, no, how can such a pure person as your cousin have thoughts about you." ”

"A person sneaking around and looking at the little **** is also pure?"

"I'm an attempt, you're here, I didn't see it, okay!" This Nizi is a little **** again.

"The attempt shows that you also have this idea, right, don't deny it, anyway, you are the most disgusting, obscene, and worst rotten cousin in the world."

"Yes, yes, I am." Seeing Qin Wan burst into tears and laughed, it's rotten, it's rotten, and it won't lose a piece of meat anyway.

Qin Wan left my embrace, walked to the car with a smile, and I also returned to my passenger seat, the unhappiness just now seemed to be swept away, and she casually threw me a tissue for me to wipe it, "Wipe your sister, there are already traces of this." ”

"Cut, it's punishment, you know!"

When I was about to say something, Qin Wan suddenly kicked the accelerator, and I was not calm for a moment, "Wan'er..."

"Okay, I see, I'll pay attention to the speed."

Qin Wan agreed, and it was really stable, and the coupe that was still dancing with teeth and claws just now became polite, and then soon, it was the golden years.