Attached is a joke: In the 80s of the last century, the Philippine president visited China, and when talking about the Nansha issue, he said, "At least geographically, those islands are closer to the Philippines", and Grandpa Deng took a puff of cigarette and replied, "Geographically, the Philippines is also very close to China"!

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"What?" Luo Li and the others opened their mouths wide at the same time, and if their jaws were long enough, they must have smashed on the table. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

The most shocking thing was the donkey's big tongue, Luo Xiaobai eased his mind and stretched out his hand to shake it in front of his eyes, this guy didn't react, still immersed in shock.

"What's the matter? Do you know the ghost mantong? Luo Xiaobai asked with a little playfulness.

The donkey's big tongue finally came to his senses, glanced at Luo Xiaobai, and said in a deep voice: "Who doesn't know that thing?" At the beginning, my dad had a competitor, that guy went to Thailand to invite a ghost man boy in order to become the director, and wanted to kill my father, and then I didn't know why he messed with that thing, not only did that thing not kill my father, but it killed the whole family of that guy, which is called a miserable death! It is said that he dug up the internal organs of his wife and children, cooked them and ate them, and finally he took out his intestines and strangled himself to death. ”

The donkey's big tongue swallowed his saliva violently, and then said: "Later, his neighbor's house was often haunted, and the city leader secretly invited a famous local mage to collect it, and then the next day people found that his neighbor and the mage were also dead, and they actually pulled the internal organs out of their mouths and lay down!" It's so cautious to think about it, and now that building is unoccupied. ”

Luo Xiaobai couldn't help but shudder, and the two girls were even more discolored, especially Liu Yu, who already had tears flashing in her two big eyes, and only heard her say quietly: "I don't want to die like that." After speaking, his expression was extremely gloomy.

Qianhongmei stroked Liu Yumei's head, and said softly: "Don't worry, with my Qianhongmei, I will accept that thing sooner or later." ”

Luo Xiaobai kicked the donkey's big tongue and said, "That's right! With me and the little nun going out together, even if it is a thousand-year-old ghost king, he has to run away, why not be afraid of a little ghost mantong? ”

Liu Qiqi raised his head, a look of despair in his eyes, and muttered, "Really? ”

"Hmm!" Luo Qian and the others nodded in response at the same time.

Under the dim street lamps at night, Luo Xiaobai lowered his head and walked slowly on the road, his shadow stretched very long.

"Lao Li? Is there a tie wood shop nearby? Luo Xiaobai turned around and looked at the donkey who was silent and asked.

"Ahh The donkey's big tongue scratched his head and said, "I heard from my classmates that there seem to be a lot of them in the western suburbs." ”

"Western suburbs? Far from it? Luo Xiaobai asked.

The donkey's big tongue twitched the direction, and finally said affirmatively: "We are in Xicheng District now, and the western suburbs should not be far away." ”

So the two of them continued to walk westward with their heads bowed, and after walking for about an hour, they did not encounter a taxi on the way, and the road condition became worse and worse the more they walked, and finally it simply turned into a loess road of stones and tiles, and there was no house in sight for several miles.

"Are you sure this is the Western Suburbs?" Luo Xiaobai asked suspiciously.

The donkey's big tongue took out his mobile phone, opened the location map, looked at it for a while, nodded, but found that it was wrong, looked at it for a while, shook his head, and finally said with a bitter face: "I don't know, there should be an old town here." ”

The two guys are the kind of elm heads that don't hit the south wall and don't look back, so they simply lowered their heads and continued to walk forward, about twenty minutes away, and a little light appeared in front of them, and it seemed that there were still many residents, but the road was getting darker and darker, until the distance was less than ten meters.

"Huh? Little white radish! You look like there's someone up ahead! The donkey's big tongue followed closely beside Luo Xiaobai, and said in a trembling voice.

Luo Xiaobai also found that because the person who came was dressed in white, he could see a vague figure from afar, and there was more than one person, it seemed that the figure was tall and big, and the height of ordinary people was not that tall at all.

"Little white radish, you said that this barren mountain and wild mountains, will this big guy be black and white impermanence or something?" Donkey's big tongue asked in panic.

"Let's go!" Luo Xiaobai pulled the donkey's big tongue and walked behind the mound on the side, and the two of them lay on the mound and stared at the comer.

Suddenly, the donkey's big tongue felt a chill on his back, and a creepy feeling suddenly swept through his body, and he snorted...... He felt as if someone was blowing on his neck.

"Huh? Damn it! What's that? The donkey's big tongue whispered and looked back, and was dumbfounded, only to see a new grave behind him, and the owner of the grave was a young woman, because her picture was still on the tombstone, and she was smiling strangely at the donkey's big tongue.

The donkey's big tongue suddenly felt a squirm in his lower body, he hurriedly looked down, and a white miserable face was slowly crawling from the opposite side, the pure white pupils were full of bloodshots, and the other party's hand had grabbed his calf, and was struggling to move towards him.

The donkey's big tongue was so frightened that he even stopped breathing, and froze on the spot, he tried to reach out and pull Luo Xiaobai behind him.

"What for?" Luo Xiaobai asked in an irritable low voice, and when he turned his head to look at the donkey's big tongue, he was also shocked, but then he regained his composure.

"Heaven and earth are infinite, heroic and righteous, and urgent as law!" Luo Xiaobai stretched out his right hand and drew a soul-fixing talisman in the palm of his left hand, and reached out to grab the female ghost who crawled over.

The female ghost snorted, and was grabbed by him, and Luo Xiaobai reprimanded coldly: "Take back your terrifying virtue and look at the strange and cautious people." ”

The female ghost regained her original appearance, it was the woman on the tombstone behind the two of them, and she said timidly: "Ask the archmage to spare my life, I have never harmed anyone, this is the first time, I was caught by you." ”

Luo Xiaobai made a silent gesture and whispered: "You stay on the side for me, and I'll settle accounts with you later." ”

The donkey's big tongue glared at the female ghost fiercely, and then turned his head to look into the distance, but he suddenly said: "! That's not a human being, it's a few white clothes walking! ”

Luo Xiaobai also looked fixedly, and with the help of the little lights in the distance, he vaguely saw a few white clothes walking towards them, and couldn't help but say to himself: "Why don't you have any ghost at all?" Could it be that this dress is fine? ”

"What then? Why don't we get out of the way! I thought it was your old colleague black and white impermanence or something, but it's good to meet each other. The donkey's big tongue whispered.

At this time, the female ghost on the side also trembled, like a sifting chaff, and she also looked nervously at the few white clothes floating in front of her, covered her mouth, and her face was full of horror.

"! Scared of this virtue! Are you a fucking ghost? The donkey's big tongue cursed under his breath.

As they spoke, they got closer and closer, and the two of them finally saw that they were a few white and miserable filial piety clothes, and in the middle of the night, a few erratic filial piety clothes suddenly appeared in the barren mountains and mountains, and anyone would be frightened, even female ghosts.