Chapter 106 Xiao Shen Stick

Hu Mei had just finished packing her luggage and was about to take a rest when the internal phone in the room rang suddenly.

"Hello?"

"Hello, here is a glimpse of your heart without limits of the cool crooked swimsuit company, our company in line with the principle of customer first, the best service, for you to recommend our company's latest products, phantom series, phantom series is our company's world-level top designer Xiao Biki designed a bikini series of products, made of Tianshan ice silkworm silkworm silk, itself with a cold touch, with your body perfect integration contact, to bring you a different feeling this summer."

Hu Mei opened her mouth wide and didn't speak, she continued to talk like pouring beans, "Silky touch, cool and delicate, perfect three-point style, plus a little bit of sexy cutie, guaranteed to make you the most dazzling star on the whole beach, our phantom bikini has been sold out of stock, grabbed scarce, now I only have ten in my hands, in order to give back to new and old customers, we decided to give these ten back to our most distinguished guests!" ”

"Was the bikini more expensive in the past, and was there a piece that cost tens of thousands of yuan? But today, today, now, at this moment, I would like to solemnly recommend to you that our 10th anniversary model is the only ten sets I have in my hand. ”

"You must think it's going to be expensive, right? Why do you have more than 10,000? ”

"Then I'll tell you today, you guessed wrong, our commemorative edition, in order to give back to new and old customers today, decided to reduce the price to the end, only 9 yuan, right! That's right! You heard it right! For just nine bucks, you can take home this unique Phantom bikini on the market! Wear it to the beach and show off your charm......"

Hu Mei's face trembled slightly, and finally she couldn't bear it anymore and shouted, "Stop!" ”

The voice on the other side finally stopped, and then after a few seconds, he asked tentatively, "Miss, may I ask if you are not satisfied with our product, in this case, we also have a cute little belly pocket series and a temptation black silk series here!" ”

"Enough, Xiao Qiang, I can already hear that it's you!"

Hu Mei finally couldn't bear it anymore and said loudly with a frown.

"Huh? Godsister? Isn't this Song Xiaoxiao and Tang Yu's room? Xiao Qiang's puzzled voice came from the other side, and then the other party's whispered voice came again, "Damn, I pressed the wrong number!" ”

Immediately afterwards, Hu Mei heard the other party hang up the phone, put down the phone helplessly, and was stunned to echo the nonsense of this guy just now. Hu Mei couldn't help but shake her head, "It's really a guy who doesn't grow up!" ”

……

The sun, the waves, the sand, and a ...... Big pants!

A large fancy pants, a fancy plaid shirt on the upper body, and a toad sunglasses, typical of the playboy type.

Of all the belongings on the body, Xiao Qiang thinks that only this pair of big sunglasses is the most useful, which allows him to observe every bikini beauty coming and going in 180 degrees without being discovered.

Lighting himself a cigarette in the comfortable sea breeze, Xiao Qiang reached out and scratched his thigh, regardless of the image, suddenly stretched out his hands and recited with emotion.

"Ahh O sea, you are my own mother! ”

Burst!

A few girls in swimsuits who happened to pass by laughed and laughed, looking at the strange guy in front of them as they walked.

"Ha Lu Ha!" Xiao Qiang suddenly stretched out his arms, "Beauty, I'm here in a bikini!" ”

Xiao Qiang's eyes in the sunglasses were scanned in an all-round way and finally found a little beauty, with a slender figure, thin legs and hips, although the chest was not fully developed, but it was already a good beauty embryo.

decided on the first target, Xiao Qiang only waited for the other party to take the initiative to send it to the door!

Sure enough, after a while, the little beauty slowly walked towards this side, and when she was about to pass Xiao Qiang, Xiao Qiang coughed lightly.

"There is a way to meet thousands of miles away, and it is difficult to hold hands without the opposite side! This young lady, seeing that you have a ruddy complexion and a smile on the corner of your mouth, you are going to be lucky at a glance, I wonder if Miss Lu Dao is in the mood to let me test you a hexagram? In less than five minutes, the duel will impress you. ”

The girl glanced at Xiao Qiang lightly, and looked up and down a few times, "Uncle, your way of picking up is too sparkly!" ”

Xiao Qiang shook and pushed disappreciatively, and flicked the cigarette ash lightly with his fingers, making himself look like a master of the world.

"Am I going to tell you that I'm a real god operator, and that's not the same as those people who eat and drink under the flyover? It seems that if you don't believe it, then I'll give you a hexagram first! ”

After speaking, Xiao Qiang swept around the other party with interest, muttering to himself.

"Well, based on your current height and weight, the inclination of your standing, and the curvature of your chest, I calculated that your chest size is 70A!"

"You ......" The girl was stunned, her face was slightly red, and she took a sip quietly, but she didn't seem to be angry, but looked at Xiao Qiang with some curiosity, "How do you know the specific data of Lu Dao?" ”

"You're going to tell me if it's okay, right?" Xiaoqiang said very stinkyly.

"Accurate!" The girl gritted her teeth and said loudly, as if she was determined to expose Xiao Qiang's true face.

"Do you really know how to tell fortunes?" The girl still didn't seem to be convinced.

"This beauty, please change your tone to an affirmative full stop, do you know the Tao, your question just now is a great insult to my profession, as an orthodox and rigorous authentic diviner who takes the interests of the people for his own benefit, do I have no reason to be proud?"

"My purpose is to help the mortals in the underworld, find the direction of your life, and light a bright light for those lost mortals! A flower and a world, a leaf and a Bodhi, in front of God, all people are equal, they will be confused, they will be happy, they will be angry, they will be sad and happy, so I am the one who can solve your problems with a bright light! ”

"Just let me count a hexagram, in the lower road number Xiao Daxian people, specially go down the mountain to relieve people's suffering, accumulate virtue!"

Xiao Qiang sneered, "Sample, I think that I am also known as a pit and abducted Xiao Shen, fooling how many rich (5) wives and middle-aged young women are willing to pay out of their own pockets, and how many people are open to Pudu!" You little girl who hasn't even fully developed her breasts, isn't it easy to catch it! ”

"Is it true? Can you help me figure out my marriage? The girl asked with some curiosity.

"Thousands of miles of marriage are tied by a thread, there is a fate to meet thousands of miles away, and there is no chance to meet and not to know! As I said just now, this kind of thing couldn't be simpler, so let's go back to a few questions from me first, I'll count a hexagram for you, and now you can tell me first, what is your height and weight, what is your measurements, what color is your underwear, well, I have to touch it myself...... Oh no, pinch your finger bones and look at the palm prints......"

(ps: The fourth update is delivered, it's not that the old demon is slow to update, in fact, the website editor doesn't work this weekend, and the refresh is too slow, and it takes half an hour to refresh it after uploading!) Well, continue to ask for a collection rating! Score! To share