620. Chapter 620, My Best Wife
"Ahhh Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info" Liang Qiushuang also let out a scream, and at the same time, the sound of ping-pong came, as if he was going to tear down this home, and Shen Hao's face was a little dark.
Shen Hao didn't have to guess, he estimated that the two girls were cooking.
It's not that I haven't learned the methods of the two girls, although I can't use sugar as salt when cooking, but the rice cooked for you is rice soup, and the rice soup cooked is definitely rice, Shen Hao can only accept his fate, fortunately he can make something to eat, otherwise he will starve to death that day.
But listening to this posture, it seems that he is going to suffer, Shen Hao instantly felt afraid, being tortured by such food, is there still a life?
At that moment, I couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat, Nima ......
Shen Hao suddenly laughed nonsense, a ghost idea was brewed in his heart, and he hurriedly took his mobile phone from the bedside table and sent it out directly in a group message.
Immediately, he didn't care about what was going on outside, just threw away his mobile phone and went to sleep again.
I fell asleep in a daze, feeling that there was a lot of noise outside, and there were not very few people coming.
At least Shen Hao heard Li Yuling's babbling voice, as well as Su Ya's occasional majestic voice.
"Go, go, Su Ya, you and Xiangling stay away from us, and go to eat fruit with Zheng Jie, we have to make this meal today."
Su Ya, who can cook, Chu Xiangyan lost her human rights and was driven to the corner after being deprived of all the right to speak, and the faces of several girls were a little dark, and they saw a trace of something bad in each other's eyes.
I received Shen Hao's text message early in the morning and felt inexplicable, and I thought it was someone else impostoring, and finally made sure that everyone had received it, after all, it was the weekend, and there was no problem with the family dinner, so I rushed over, and it was okay not to come in, but when I saw Liang Qiushuang and Liu Jingru's nondescript dress, plus some unknown black spots on my face, I suddenly realized in my heart that my husband was definitely going to play a prank this time.
Coco and Xiaoxiao are also good at cooking, but they were given a death order by Yan Tong, so they can only do it, and they must not talk much, they have to be a chance to be housewives today, if anyone dares to speak, it will be impossible to get along with them.
Shen Hao listened to the excitement outside, and couldn't sleep at the moment, so he got up from the bed and went into the bathroom to wash for a long time, and then he was a little sober, and then he went downstairs slowly.
There were several bags of fruit on the coffee table downstairs, Zheng Jie stared at a pair of big eyes that couldn't be looked at directly, and kept stuffing grapes into her mouth, seeing Shen Hao snorted as if she didn't have it, and then continued to destroy the fruit.
Su Ya looked at Shen Hao's expression viciously, and she couldn't wait to pounce over and bite Shen Hao's body a few times, even Chu Xiangya, who had always looked down on Shen Hao, was a little aggrieved, looking at Shen Hao's expression with a hint of extreme reluctance.
Isn't this murder in disguise, let a few people who don't know how to use kitchen knives cook at all, and they have brought so many ingredients by themselves and others, today...... I guess it's a sad day.
Shen Hao smiled evilly and walked to Chu Xiangya's side, and said, "Xiangling, you guys are really bad enough, I heard that you have eaten, and you have brought so many ingredients for your husband?" Do you have to tire me up? ”
"That takes so many ingredients? I said Shen Hao, you really know how to put gold on your face, you don't need other sisters, just me, and you'll be finished. Zheng Jie swallowed the grapes stuffed into her mouth in one go, spit out the grape seeds casually, and hit Shen Hao with some disdain.
These words almost thundered Shen Hao to death, Chu Xiangya was okay, after all, she had already had a skin-to-skin relationship with Shen Hao, blushing and lowering her head without speaking, Su Ya glanced at Zheng Jie with strange eyes, and then glanced at Shen Hao.
Especially seeing that Shen Hao had just woken up, coupled with Liang Qiushuang and Liu Jingru who were obviously in a good mood today, they were a little crooked.
Shen Hao broke out in a cold sweat and said, "Niu'er, how do you talk?" Is your husband as bad as you say? Besides, if you are so bad, will you still have a baby? ”
"Shen Hao, you don't come, if I'm not mistaken, every time you disarm and surrender, now that so many sisters are here, you have the face to tell me that you won me."
Distinguish it with Zheng Jie, a woman who does not admit defeat, if you have to divide the winners and losers, it is definitely looking for a draw, but this matter is related to the dignity of men, if you just give in like this, where will Shen Hao's old face go in the future?
"Hmph, if you're not convinced, we'll give it a try."
"Do you have to wait? I have the courage to come now, and now that the danger period is over, I have been thirsty for a long time anyway...... Hey. ”
When he said this, Zheng Jie's big innocent eyes were shining with essence, and even with a particularly contradictory color, Shen Hao suddenly felt a sense of being deceived.
But at this point, if you bow your head, doesn't it mean that Shen Hao really lost? This man can be killed but not humiliated, he would rather stand than be suppressed, Nima, Zheng Jie, you are born to get along with Lao Tzu, right?
"Come on, who's afraid of whom?" Shen Hao is out now, it doesn't matter if this old face is gone, if even his dignity is lost, there is really no place to cry.
The two of them stood up directly from the sofa like a rooster with a fighting eye, and Shen Hao was even more desperate and took off the T-shirt on his upper body directly.
All the muscles were exposed, and Chu Xiangya and Su Ya blushed when they saw it, but fortunately, they couldn't care about being shy, Su Ya and Chu Xiangya hurriedly stepped forward to support Zheng Jie, and said to Shen Hao for a while: "You are a big man, what are you doing?" Even if it is broadcast live, you will wait for Zheng Jie to give birth, you are about to become a father, how can you be frizzy and frizzy, or wait for a few years for you to come in front of your son? ”
Shen Hao's face turned black in an instant.
"Brother Shen, you just let Sister Zheng okay, it's not that you don't know, she is a knife-mouthed tofu heart."
"You little girl, you know a fart, now he knows that it's our husband, and he's still messing around, I don't know how to check it, if you let it go, you just wait for our sisters to continue to increase, I'm pregnant now, it's really inconvenient, but you let him jump around all day, and still have the energy to mess with this, does it mean that our sisters are too bad?"
This remark really made Chu Xiangya have nothing to say, and finally looked at Shen Hao's strange expression, and was defeated.
At this time, a group of women finally brought the meal that had been tossed for a morning to the table, although they all knew that they were one of the few cooks, and it was estimated that it was definitely not as delicious as imagined, but the boiled cabbage that was still served was brought to Ray's death at that time.
Nima, did you do that? Just put a dish without any action in the water and boil it, and then serve it on the table?
Shen Hao looked around in a daze, and asked Coco and Xiaoxiao and Liu Jingru who had already appeared, "Whose masterpiece is this?" ”
Looking at that posture, Su Ya's face wanted to laugh but couldn't laugh, and her face was very amorous.
Coco and Xiaoxiao were also snickering with cigarette holders, and at this time, Li Yuling came out of it with a spatula, looked at a group of people in a daze at the cabbage, and was unhappy at the moment, and said, "What's the matter, do you still have any opinions about Miss Ben's masterpiece?" I know it's wrong, but do you understand what innovation is? It's called innovation. ”
Shen Hao was a little dizzy, and secretly scolded Li Yuling, you damn girl, you won't die like this?
Even more shocking came, a plate of braised pork ribs, the black stunned Shen Hao didn't react to what it was, or did Coco say a word to Shen Hao on the side, only then did he find out that there was really a shadow of pork ribs in it, no need to look at it more, the soy sauce covered half of the plate.
When everyone is on the table, it can be said that the four people who are mainly cooking, all of them are arrogant, Nima, and they don't know that you are from where you feel good about yourself.
Yan Tong was unwilling to be lonely, and touched the fair and pretty face indiscriminately, erasing the original black spots at once, and suddenly gave people the feeling of crying and laughing, and said: "Come, taste, come and taste, the four of us are working together, and the profits are broken, and finally live up to expectations and are completed...... Sister Qiushuang, do you have any red wine here? We should celebrate. ”
"Yes, yes, yes and ......" Liang Qiushuang was also very happy, and as soon as she said this, she immediately ran to get red wine.
Shen Hao felt that his hand holding the chopsticks was trembling, can the dishes on this table really be eaten? Will you really be able to get out of here alive after eating it?
Zheng Jie is more calm, anyway, for her, she is used to living a hard life, she can do anything, as long as she stutters. Chu Xiangya moved the chopsticks first, took a bite of the ribs and carefully put them in her mouth, but her expression was immediately wonderful.
Shen Hao felt like he was going crazy, Li Yuling said: "Eat, you look like this, I will treat you as if you look down on me, hum!" ”
Hard-headed, Shen Hao also ate it, but I really admired Zheng Jie and Chu Xiangya when I ate it in my mouth, and you two didn't spit it out?
That taste is really not an ordinary species, it is estimated that Shen Hao will not be enough to be a salt seller and a soy sauce seller in the future, you profligacies of losers, Nima, the salty ones are about to pickle people's tongues.
In the end, when Yan Tong, Liu Jingru and Liang Qiushuang ate it, they finally looked at each other, and they finally vomited out what they had eaten.
"Hey, Yu Ling, you look down on yourself, hurry up and eat." Shen Hao smiled evilly, looked at Li Yuling, who was even uglier than Shangdao Mountain, and teased.
"Hmph, I can't believe I'm making food that's so hard to swallow." After speaking, she stretched out her chopsticks and went to the cabbage she cooked, just now it was scary to look at that thing, but ......
After a meal, the rice soup in the pot was drunk cleanly, and only the whole cabbage was missing from the table of meals, fortunately, Li Yuling didn't add much ingredients while innovating, otherwise he could only throw it away, Shen Hao originally wanted to drink a sip of water, and he started at the cabbage soup, but he didn't hold back directly after taking a sip, and still spit it out, Nima, just now he ate pork ribs and soaked them a few times, and now he ...... This tastes.