Anti-theft chapter ~~ Anti-theft chapter ~~ Anti-theft chapter ~~

"Because the vanguard is only for the enemy, and the guard of honor is for you. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info" General Bao whispered in the ear of the chief eunuch.

"Uh-huh." The chief eunuch was very helpful and nodded again and again.

General Bao came to the barracks with the chief eunuch, pointed to the "Statistical Table of Front-line Soldiers' Casualties" hanging on the wall, and said worriedly: "The front-line soldiers have suffered serious losses......

"The emperor is very worried about this matter, and hereby writes a secret letter......" said the chief eunuch, taking out a secret letter from his sleeve.

"Your Majesty!" General Bao was overjoyed, "He wrote to me!" ”

"Do you hear, brothers who died in battle? Your Majesty, he is very worried about us! General Bao clenched his hands into fists excitedly and said with his face facing the sky.

At this time, the chief eunuch opened the secret letter and looked at it, suddenly shook it for a moment, and then said: "He said that if the military salary can be paid two days late, their share will be saved." ”

General Bao fixed his eyes and saw that there were only four words on the secret letter: "If you can save it, you can save it!" ”

"Faint King!" General Bao was so angry that he wanted to wipe his neck with a knife.

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The day of departure has arrived.

General Bao rode on horseback, turned back to the soldiers behind him and said, "Soldiers! To the front! With that, General Bao rode his horse and galloped.

"Ambition hungry for Hulu meat!! Laughing and thirsty for the blood of the Huns...... "General Bao became more and more excited the more he ran, and couldn't help but start singing Yue Fei's "Man Jianghong".

After running for a while, General Bao accidentally looked back and saw that there was no ghost behind him. "Huh? What about my soldiers? Why is it missing? General Bao said suspiciously.

"Nonsense! You're riding too fast! Forget that they are infantry? The horse turned back and scolded.

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Shan Yu raised a falcon and went on a campaign with the army.

"Humph! If you lose, you don't lose! You can get me one too! General Bao touched his beard, looked at the portrait of Shan Yu and his falcon, and said unconvinced.

"Yes!" Master Qian responded, turned around and waved at Fang Liang, "Master Ben has long been ready for the general!" Come! ”

"Quack!" A birdsong sounded, and a green-haired parrot flew over and landed on General Bao's arm.

"Fool! This 'parrot' is not the other 'eagle'! General Bao pointed to the parrot and said loudly.

"Fool! Fool! The parrot immediately began to scream.

"It can speak human language, and it's much better than that one!" Master Qian was very proud to sell his parrots.

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Shan Yu was in the camp of the commander of the army, and Shan Yu said to his advisers: "Do you know the secret of this king's desire to conquer the Central Plains since he was a child? ”

"This ......" the strategist showed a look of curiosity at the right time.

"It's a secret that's been hidden for years." Shan Yu took out a roll of paper from his bosom and handed it to the advisor.

The strategist took it happily, and while eagerly opening it, he guessed: "This must be the distribution map of the Central Plains Mixiang granary!" Otherwise, it's a treasure map of the gold and silver mines! ……”

The secret that had been sealed for many years was finally revealed. The strategist looked at it and saw that a hairy crab occupied half of the area of the picture, and two rows of small characters were written underneath: "Yellow foot meat is fat, and it is on the market vigorously!" ”

It turned out that this was a leaflet left by tourists twenty years ago.

"I just want to go to the Central Plains to eat hairy crabs!" Shan Yu drooled with a yearning on his face.

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The siege began.

Shan Yu immediately stood under the Great Wall, pointing at the Han soldiers on the city wall and shouting: "Guts dog, come out and fight with me!" ”

Hearing Shan Yu's provocation, Mulan couldn't help but take a step forward and opened her mouth to scold: "You wolf-hearted, dog-lung, pig-liver, cow-...... The brain is full of...... The hairless skull is more than a tortoise............&*%&¥...... ￥&……*&（（*……”

Mulan scolded so fiercely that she was so dizzy that she temporarily retreated on her horse.

"Brother Hua is amazing!" The elder brother was very impressed.

"I can actually scold Shan Yu away!" The little junior brother also said.

"That's all my mommy scolding my father!" Mulan turned around and smiled gloomily, so frightened that the senior brother and the junior brother hurriedly hugged each other to keep out the cold.

Another day......

Shan Yu found that the soldiers who were going to attack the city had just walked under the city wall, and immediately ran back in a panic, and couldn't help but ask suspiciously: "Warriors! Why did you flee in a hurry? ”

The soldiers did not reply, but all looked frightened.

"What's so scary? Watch Ben Shuai personally attack the city! As he spoke, Shan Yu rushed forward with his golden knife and was about to climb up the ladder.

When the Han army on the city wall saw that someone was not afraid of death and came to attack the city, they hurriedly threw things down.

"Smack!" There was a loud sound, and a yellow solid object happened to hit Shan Yu's mouth. A foul smell that stinked to the extreme suddenly rushed from Shan Yu's nose to his brain.

"Boom!" Shan Yu was planted head-down. "It's disgusting...... I actually used stinky tofu as a secret weapon! ”

A few more days passed......

"Hmm...... There has been no movement in the Han camp for many days, is there any fraud? Shan Yu looked at the quiet city tower and said.

In order to find out, Shan Yu set up a ladder on the city wall and climbed up the ladder. "Huh? Not the slightest defense? "Shan Yu is very confused.

When I went up to the city wall, I saw no one on it, only a wooden sign standing alone. Shan Yu and the others stepped forward to take a look, only to see that it was written: "SARS was found in the camp, and it is in full isolation!" ”

Scared to death, afraid of being infected, Shan Yu rushed down faster than the speed that came up.

One night, Shan Yu led his troops to attack the city again.

"In the cold night, the guard is lax, and you can take advantage of the weakness to enter." Shan Yu said triumphantly to his own soldiers.

The soldiers had just set up the ladder to the city wall, and before they could get up, suddenly a thick cloud of smoke rose from the city wall.

"Wolf smoke? We were discovered! Shan Yu said in surprise, "Stick to your post in such a cold, we have to learn more from the Han army!" ”

The night attack failed, so Shan Yu had to go back with the team.

On the city wall, tonight it is Mulan's turn to keep vigil for the senior brother and junior brother. At this time, they were around the fire munching on roasted corn.

One more day......

"Warriors! Set up a ladder to attack the city! Alone gave orders, but strangely the soldiers remained motionless, "Don't you understand?" Go get the ladder! Don't be in a daze! Hurry up and get the ladder to attack the city! ”

Soldiers, you look at me, I look at you, and a representative was elected. The representative pointed to it and said, "The bamboo ladder is used to dry underwear." (To be continued.) )