Chapter 13: Spit on you and you'll lose!

Next, the three of them went to the house of Little Bird You Liuhua to identify the cat, and everything went quite smoothly, except for the calculator that Little Bird You Liuhua stuck to the door. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info

"Bang bang bang!" , Little Bird You Liuhua pressed the number keys of the calculator at the door with a serious face, and then wiped the non-existent sweat on his forehead with a smile, "Yo Xi, the password is unlocked successfully!" ”

Even if you tape the calculator to the door and type the numbers every time you enter the door, the door can't become a code door!

I should have added a metal case! This piracy doesn't look like it at all! Liyue recalled the days when he used to sell pirated electronic locks......

Hey, it's far away again.

However, complaining is a combo, and seeing the curious room of the little bird You Liuhua, Liyue instantly broke out again with the power of complaining.

Next to the bed is a pirated Sphinx, on the wall of the table is a pirated badge of the Cross Expeditionary Force, and on the door of the closet lies a pirated one-eyed Ragdoll cat.

Hey, this Ragdoll is real...... Because, there is no genuine version in this world! Six flowers! You loser! I actually removed the puppet's eyes!

But none of that matters!

The focus is on the book placed on the table, "The Complete Guide to Liyue".

That's right, "Liyue Raiders" has also become "The Protagonist's Strategy".

Your sister, I didn't even know that this book existed, how did you get it!

Something is wrong with the strategy! Why is this novel not a male protagonist attacking a female protagonist, but a female protagonist attacking a male protagonist! What kind of logic is this!

The protagonist of the pit! No, it's the protagonist of the collapse!

"Ah, my magic book." Little Bird You Liuhua suddenly made a nervous sound in fright, and hurriedly took some miscellaneous items and covered the guidebook.

Even if you cover it now, it's useless, I've seen it!

"Ah, you like cute dolls." On May 7, Fennel pounced on a giant Jenny turtle doll in the corner with a happy face.

"No, that's the Xuanwu of the North." The little bird Yu Liuhua sat on the only chair in the room at this time, trying to release the queen's temperament.

Apologize to Xuanwu for me, and also, your European faction is so big, no matter how much you pretend to be a queen, the second middle school is your destination!

"So, where is the cat?"

Thankfully, on May 7th, Fennel finally remembered that there was a cat, and I was almost unable to complain.

As the protagonist, I just want the middle two diseases!! ~

"I've done a special treatment for it so that it doesn't get to be seen by the general public." While still trying to pretend to be a queen, Nakaji replied with a full face.

"Meow~"

On May 7th, the cat behind the fennel made a sound at the right time, well, if you abandon the doll costume, then Liyue will still admit that it is a normal cat.

On the 7th of May, Fennel turned around and saw a confused cat, with a low-quality leather holster and two foam wings, and exclaimed with surprise: "Ah, it has become one with the room." ”

Shet and Fat! How do you see it all together!

"Can you see it?" , Little Bird You Liuhua suddenly became nervous, as if she was surprised that someone could see through her elaborate 'disguise'.

Li Yue couldn't help but put his right hand close to his face, and complained in his heart: In fact, as long as it is a person, it can be seen!.

"So, is that your cat?" The corners of Liyue's mouth twitched and he raised the cat, and asked Fennel on May 7.

May 7 Fennel shook her head, "Unfortunately, the shape of the beard is different, not my cat." ”

"Wow", there was a sound of opening the door, and the little bird You Shihua appeared at the door, while holding a big spoon of stir-fry in his hand, "Who brought the cat?" ”

Belch...... A terrifying blackening aura! This powerful momentum! It's the power of the European pie's resentment!!

Compared with the naïve queen fan deliberately pretended by Little Bird You Liuhua just now, the queen fan on the Ten Flowers Royal Sister is genuine.

Well, even the European pie is bigger.

However, Liuhua and Shihua are sisters, that is to say, Liuhua's potential is still very great!

Don't underestimate any poor milk Lori!

Ignore Lori now, and in the future, the royal sister will make you unattainable!

Well, the main thing is that Oppai makes you unclimbable.

Liyue and May 7 Fennel tacitly looked at the little bird You Liuhua.

"Urgent avoidance, all retreat!" Little Bird You Liuhua screamed in a panic as he ran, skillfully opened the door to the balcony, and climbed directly down the rope to the second floor.

That's how many years you've been single!!

"Don't try to escape!" The little bird Yujuhua jumped straight from the balcony in a sprint.

, Sister Shihua, how many years have you practiced lightly before you can jump down so boldly, this is the third floor.

Eh, wait, it's my room ............ from here to the second floor.

Holding Fennel's hand on May 7, Liyue quickly ran to his room, while wailing in his heart.

Oh my room! This chapter is so abnormal! Obviously, I am the protagonist of the second disease! Why did it become a spit service! Ahh

"Smack!" , Li Yue opened the door of the room sweating profusely, only to see that the room was in a mess, two figures looked at each other on the bed, and a big battle was about to break out.

"Wow, is it a duel?" May 7 Fennel said excitedly.

No, don't look forward to it! This chapter isn't that normal!

"There will be a battle today, pitch black umbrella shield!" Little Bird You Liuhua said solemnly, and suddenly held up a purple-black umbrella and pushed it towards Little Bird You Shihua.

"Smack!"

Sister Shihua picked up the big spoon in her hand and slapped the umbrella that was attacking from the front.

In other words, shouldn't we praise them as sisters, a weapon is a big spoon for cooking, and a weapon is an umbrella to shelter from the rain!!

It turns out that there is blood in the second disease!!

The battle continued, and after the little bird Yu Shihua threw away the umbrella, it was as if it had been opened. In Liyue's stunned eyes, he stepped barefoot on the frame of the bookshelf, and then stepped on it violently, successfully stepping on the bookshelf to the bottom, turning it back with a 180-degree reversal, accurately and ruthlessly...... Hit the ceiling。。。。。

Your sister, my bookshelf has been flattened by you, you can show me this!

"Liyue, come here, I have something to tell you," Little Bird You Shihua with an indifferent and calm expression, ignoring the 'suicide' fainting Little Bird You Liuhua, turned his head to look at Liyue and said.

After that, Liyue and the royal sister Shihua had a "friendly" conversation of "hello, hello, everyone", the process was very harmonious, reminiscent of the melancholy sunshine of spring.

Head! sos!

This harmonious conversation fully embodied the humanitarian principle that the weak have no human rights and that strength is the boss, which can be seen from the way Liyue sits in a precarious position.

As a result of the conversation, Liyue signed the frenzied "Cat Breeding Treaty", which reads as follows.

1. Liyue must have a cat.

2. Liyue must have a cat.

3. Liyue must have a cat.

Although a treaty has been signed that is "too friendly to be friendly", because the cat was taken away by the bird Yuroka before, Liyue and May 7 Fennel were forced by the royal sister Shihua to look for the bird Yuroka together.

Before leaving, Liyue explained his behavior like this.

"As a new generation of good young people in society, the future successor of the country, and a super protagonist who is difficult to come out of ten thousand books, it is incumbent on me to be enthusiastic about helping others! No, no, no, this is definitely not coercion, I just accepted the friendly request of Sister Shihua, please don't misunderstand, readers. ”

Thirty minutes later, the little bird Yurouka, May 7, Fennel, and Liyue set out on the road to escape.

"Why should I run away with you, I'm just here to find you." Liyue ran desperately, letting out a tragic roar.

Who told him what was going on, he was just here to make soy sauce, why was he chased and killed with the little bird You Liuhua for some reason.

"Aren't we friends?" Little Bird You Liuhua turned her head and replied lightly.

Nima, I want to complain, I only used this sentence to Dansheng Gu Senxia in the morning, you are plagiarism! Naked plagiarism!! You shameless thief! Repeat offender!