"Damn, stay up late every day, and get the same salary as during the day, don't you know that there are a lot of things at night! The idle die idly, and the busy die busy. Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info"

In an office building, Jiang Daoli scolded while entering documents.

"Whoever makes the family have thighs and a back door, we can only endure it." The female colleague next to her pursed her lips, also disgusted, and couldn't help but burst into a foul mouth: "That cheap, goods." ”

Jiang Daoli was stunned for a moment, and looked at the female colleague with a smile: "Xue'er, why don't you treat me cheaply?" I turned off the surveillance to make sure no one noticed. ”

"Fuck off." Xue'er glanced at Jiang Daoli and said angrily: "I'll go to the toilet, you hurry up and record the things." ”

Jiang Daoli didn't seem to hear it, and said with a smile: "Otherwise, I'll accompany you, you see that the company is so big, and it's so late, you go alone, won't you be afraid." ”

"It's okay, sister is not afraid." Xue'er glanced at him, but the oil and salt didn't enter: "When my sister passed by the mass grave, she went to a toilet by the way, and no one dared to gasp." ”

"It's not fun." Jiang Daoli pursed his lips and looked bored.

has been working night shifts with Lu Xue for more than a month, and he is alone every night, he has exhausted all means, but no matter how he teases, Lu Xue just can't get in the oil and salt, and he can't see any hope, which makes Jiang Daoli's last expectation gone.

Lu Xue went to the toilet, Jiang Dao was alone from him, and he lost his passion for work, so he sat down paralyzed.

Ding dong

There was a soft sound from the mobile phone placed aside, Jiang Daoli was stunned, looked at the time on the computer, and at three o'clock in the morning: "Who is so frustrated and sends me a message in the middle of the night?" ”

The bored Jiang Daoli picked up the mobile phone, if only it were a girl, clicked on the mobile phone and looked: "The system is updated, and Daqian's WeChat has been successfully loaded." ”

"What the hell is this WeChat? What about my previous WeChat? Jiang Daoli stroked for a long time, and he didn't find the previous WeChat icon on the screen, only a Daqian WeChat.

Daqian WeChat, what the hell is this?

Jiang Daoli wondered for a long time, and he didn't understand what this thing was, so he clicked it with his hand, and the screen immediately popped up, welcome to Daqian WeChat, whether to switch to Daqian WeChat, or switch back to the original WeChat?

"Wocao, is it the new version and the old version? In the middle of the night, WeChat was updated? But isn't the update to be downloaded? ”

Although he was puzzled, Jiang Daoli still switched back to the old version first, and like ordinary WeChat, the contacts at work were still there, which made him breathe a sigh of relief.

"Look at what Daqian WeChat is."

After thinking about it, Jiang Daoli switched to Daqian WeChat again to see what was different about this new version.

Dingdong, welcome to use Daqian WeChat, please enter your WeChat name, please fill in your own information.

"Everything has to be re-entered, it's a real hassle." Jiang Daoli muttered, in order to see the new version, or enter the WeChat name [old driver], and fill in the information by the way, but, this information is a god horse?

Which universe, which galaxy, which sphere?

"Damn, which galaxy, which sphere can I be in? And there is no address selection, enter it completely yourself? Jiang Daoli looked at the information filled, and almost spurted blood, why is this WeChat more and more nonsense.

Well, however, this is not difficult brother, Jiang Daoli decisively filled in the super flow of the big universe, the Ultraman galaxy, and the Yadam ball.

As for what Yadam is, Jiang Daoli doesn't know, it's made up, and no one pays attention to it anyway.

Click Save.,I can really save it.,Sure enough,This thing can be.,Just,What about my address book? What about my friends? Damn, why is there only one bottle left?

"Is this new version only for bottles?" Jiang Daoli looked at the 'new version of WeChat' suspiciously, and there was an experience bar in the corner, upgrade the task?

"What is the upgrade mission?" Jiang Daoli didn't understand this 'new version of WeChat' at all, and after clicking on it, a row of introductions appeared on it, along with the task.

"Welcome to Daqian WeChat, Sao Nianlang, you are using Daqian WeChat for the first time, this Daqian WeChat, you can contact the eternal and immortal avenue, and you can connect the five scum of war with ordinary physique - mortals!"

"You're the scumbag." Jiang Daoli scolded, but he still read it, he wanted to see how nonsense this new version of WeChat was.

Looking down, I found that this Daqian WeChat needs to be upgraded, he is now the first level, the lowest level, he can only fish for bottles a day, and he can only fish for three bottles, and after he gets three, he can be upgraded to the second level...... Well, scoop up six bottles!

The second level can be fished to six, and the third level can be upgraded to fish nine bottles, and by the way, the friend system can be unblocked, and you can add friends, grab red envelopes, transfer money and other functions.

Jiang Daoli pouted and grabbed the red envelope, the old version doesn't need to be upgraded at all, okay, it's really troublesome, so I decided not to play!

Just as Jiang Daoli was about to switch back to the old version, a pop-up window suddenly appeared on the screen: Uncle, don't go, there are a lot of fun things to do here in the slave family.

By the way, it's a picture of a beautiful sister, and it's a very tempting kind.

"Hmph, you want to tempt me, a pure person like me...... Forget it, it's boring anyway, so it's time to pass the time. ”

For this kind of cuteness,Pictures are tempting,Jiang Daoli is not surprised,Many browsers are like this,A few pictures with text,Meng Mengda,That's the reason,Jiang Daoli didn't uninstall those browsers several times。

Daqian WeChat, only the bottle is left, Jiang Daoli can't even if he wants to play something else, click on the bottle, there is no pool, it is actually a starry sky, well, very beautiful, very attentive.

Another one in the corner, one more to throw, my bottle, these have not changed, but the background is better.

clicked and fished, a crystal bottle floated out of the starry sky, and at the same time, the WeChat prompt also popped up: "Congratulations on catching the drifting bottle of the cute jade rabbit from the Guanghan Palace of the fairy world, do you respond?" ”

Immortal Realm Guanghan Palace? Another liar who filled in fake information, Jiang Daoli decisively forgot that what he filled in was also fake, and said with a disdainful face: "Why don't you call Chang'e, return Yutu, well, Yutu, that's a carrot, it should be a girl." ”

Jiang Daoli opened the drifting bottle of the Jade Rabbit, looked at the message sent by the Jade Rabbit, and was simply stunned: "It's so boring, Wu Gang empathizes with Don't fall in love, falls in love with the laurel tree, and no one is chasing the master of Chang'e anymore, so that I don't have to watch the play, stinky Wu Gang, bad Wu Gang, you continue to chase, let me continue to watch the play." ”

The idea...... Jiang Daoli is properly drunk, Wu Gang is in love with the laurel tree? How did he fall in love? Can they communicate?

Think about a person who falls in love with a tree, that picture, Jiang Daoli is creepy, you can fall in love with a female dog, how can you fall in love with a tree?

Also, what's going on with your idea of watching a play, aren't you afraid that Chang'e will whip you?

Jiang Daoli replied: "There's no drama to watch, eat your carrots." ”

After replying, Jiang Daoli wanted to turn off WeChat and continue to work, but as soon as he sent it out, Yutu responded: "What is a carrot?" Is it delicious? The crystal radish here is too unpalatable, it's been a thousand years, and Chang'e doesn't change the rations for the old lady. ”

A thousand years? Sister, the second middle school is a disease, Jiang Dao thought about it, but he didn't debunk her, it would be boring to debunk, maybe the girl ran away.

"Carrots, that is, fried radishes, put seasonings, they are carrots, and the taste is very fragrant." Jiang Daoli replied with a very second sentence, in his logic, it is to chat with a second goods, even if he is not a second goods, he must pretend to be a second goods.

"Isn't that really delicious? Thank you, Daxian, I'm going to ask the God of Food to help me fry the radish. ”

The jade rabbit replied, and then lost his voice, thinking that he was going to find the god of food to fry the radish.

Looking at the dark sky, Jiang Dao sighed in the centrifugation, and thank you Daxian, the god of food, the second sister of the middle school, it must be a little Lori, who will fry you at night.

I hope you don't be sucked to death by your mommy, Jiang Dao prayed silently, little Lori's god of food must be her mommy, otherwise who will you go to in the middle of the night?