Chapter 14 Don't be surprised, I'm your representative of mathematics
The third class is the class teacher He Muzi. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
Compared with yesterday's casual and easy-going, the glasses lady came this time with a fierce momentum, and when she walked into the classroom, she slammed the stack of math workbooks she was holding on the podium, her voice was cold and terrible, and she asked: "Which five guys didn't hand in my homework on Monday, and consciously stood up."
As soon as the glasses girl's voice fell, four frightened boys stood up, but the fifth person stood up for a long time.
Just as Jue Ling was about to search for who the fifth unlucky guy was, he heard the glasses lady ask, "Jue Ling, have you handed in your math homework?" It's a shame that you're able to hold it back. ”
"Uh......" Jue Ling had a bad premonition, and quickly opened the shoulder bag to check.
Sure enough, the math workbook was lying quietly inside.
There is nothing to say, the fifth unlucky guy is himself, Jue Ling stood up calmly, but in his heart he cursed the former owner of the body countless times.
Seeing that the five of them had arrived, the glasses lady sat in the teacher's chair, clasped her hands in front of her chest, crossed her legs, and asked coldly: "Say, your excuse for not handing in your homework?"
"That...... Mr. Muzi, in fact, my workbook disappeared a few days ago. ”
"Oh? That's excusable. I calculated, in less than half a semester, you have lost the workbook thirteen times, call your mother tomorrow, we need to negotiate how many workbooks we should buy you and keep at home. ”
"Don't, Mr. Muzi. Well, I'll admit that I was playful yesterday and forgot to do my homework. ”
The glasses lady easily said a word, and let a student who wanted to quibble on the street. Jue Ling finally understood the reason why the classmates were afraid of the glasses girl, and couldn't help but feel sad about her fate.
Next, there is the challenge of the second student who did not hand in his homework.
"Actually, my workbook was borrowed by people from other schools. Because it was my sister who hadn't seen me for many years, left a level, had a low IQ, didn't like to do homework and was lazy, took care of me meticulously since I was a child, had a beautiful face, and was a half-sister, so, even if I knew that I would be scolded by Mr. Muzi, I still didn't hesitate to lend it. ”
Jue Ling: Hey, it's impossible to speak so smoothly without pre-choreographing! In other words, your setting is really long, and then it depends on Mr. Muzi's reaction.
The glasses lady nodded, and said with relief: "I see, after all, it is a blood relationship, and the family affection is deep, and I can understand the teacher."
But even if the glasses lady said such a thing, the expression of the second challenger did not relax at all, because he knew that the war was not over yet, and the key moment of victory was ahead.
As he expected, he only listened to the glasses girl's voice and said, "Then, for the sake of family affection, you should be able to withstand the punishment of copying the homework I arranged on Monday." Copy it in your workbook, and remember to copy the questions as well.
After class, I will go to the teachers of other subjects to ask if you have handed in your homework. If you lend all your homework to your sister, you'll have to work hard to copy all the homework. I remember that there were a lot of reading questions in the Chinese workbook, and copying them all over again might be exhausting. ”
Jue Ling: Knowing that it would tire people to death, you still let him copy it.
"I'm sorry, Mr. Muzi, but what I just said was all a dream I had last night. Actually, I didn't do my math homework at all. ”
Jue Ling: Defeat so fast.
Then came the third challenger.
"Teacher Muzi, I forgot to bring my homework at home."
Jue Ling: This has been used as a bad excuse, how can I complain?
Fourth challenger.
"Mr. Muzi, I didn't do my homework."
Jue Ling: You also admit that you are too simple, aren't you going to quibble? What if it succeeds?
As a result, the three pioneers and one soldier were all killed without exception, and it was finally Jue Ling's turn.
Jue Ling had already thought of a countermeasure and said, "Teacher Muzi, I didn't come to school on Monday."
After hearing this, the glasses girl's face immediately sank: "You really dare to say it, on Monday, you were absent from school for a day, and I didn't trouble you." On Wednesday, you missed me two more classes today. Do you have any dissatisfaction with me as a class teacher? ”
Jue Ling: Although I am a little dissatisfied with you, I really don't know that Monday turned out to be a truancy instead of a leave of absence. Bastard, how much trouble is this body going to get me.
Now, Jue Ling had no choice but to give herself a little ruthlessness: "I'm sorry, Mr. Muzi, because my life took a drastic turn on Monday, I had to skip school for a day. This morning is also to wait for someone to be so late.
Although I know that these excuses cannot be used as excuses for absenteeism, what I say is true. If Teacher Muzi doesn't believe me, I hereby promise that my math score in the monthly exam in early May will definitely be the fifth in the whole grade. ”
The last sentence lit up, and the glasses lady stood up happily and confirmed, "Really?"
"Really, as a representative of the second class of mathematics, I am conscious. If I don't do it then, I will be punished by Mr. Muzi at will. ”
The glasses lady nodded with satisfaction and said, "Okay, I'm looking forward to it."
The conversation between He Muzi and Jue Ling made the students below uncalm.
"Fifth in the grade in math? Isn't he crazy, how could Mr. Muzi believe what this kind of person says. ”
"In my opinion, he's just grandstanding, and it's good not to finish fifth from the bottom."
"There are 447 people in the whole grade, especially the group of perverts in the key science class, it is impossible for our class to enter the top five in mathematics, and even Hanama students barely enter the top ten."
"I seem to have heard him say that he is the representative of our class mathematics, I wonder if it is auditory hallucinations, have you heard?"
"As far as he is concerned, the representative of the mathematics department ......"
All these ridiculous voices, Jue Ling heard them in his ears and laughed at them.
At this time, the glasses lady was also deflated, patted the workbook and said, "Mathematics representative, come up and send the homework."
Qianyue Huajian habitually stood up and prepared to walk to the podium, because there was no representative of mathematics, she had always received and sent math homework on her behalf.
After getting up, Chizuki Hanama realized that the teacher was saying "Mathematics representative, come up and send the homework", instead of saying "Hanama-san, help me send the homework" as before.
While she was stunned, Jue Ling had already come to the podium, picked up the homework and handed it out.
Fortunately, I had already written down the seating charts of my classmates yesterday, so it wouldn't have developed to the embarrassing point of "I can't send out a single book because I don't know my classmates".
Seeing that the teacher did not scold Jue Ling's behavior, Qianyue sat back in a chair in a daze.
Not only her, but the other classmates all looked at Jue Ling with eyes as if they were facing the end of the world.
"Just kidding, he's really a representative of the math department."
"When did this happen, how I don't know."
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