Chapter 61: Chopsticks Fairy
This is the chopsticks fairy, that is, the common people say that standing chopsticks, in a bowl of water, standing up a chopstick, and then saying a few important words, take a knife at the chopsticks and cut it, and it is over. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
In the words of grandpa, this is all a trick of a goddess, that is, it is generally used at the grandmother level. Because this thing has spread widely, there are many rumors on the Internet, saying that standing up chopsticks has nothing to do with ghosts and gods, and it is completely physical.
Does this thing have anything to do with ghosts and gods? It really doesn't matter, Wu Ming will answer like this, he has never seen a ghost like this, judging from the novel, doing this kind of profession is generally a diseased physique, and he had a cheap life when he was a child, and when he grew up, he relied on the yin and yang eyes to act chivalrous. For a long time, Wu Ming really wished that he had yin and yang eyes, so that he could see ghosts, and everyone could communicate, but unfortunately, there were only strange things in Wu Ming's world.
There is no way to do it, and there are more things that cannot be explained when Newton is not hit by an apple. When bacteria were not discovered, world medicine was not what it is now.
Wu Ming is not a scientist, but he learned a truth from his grandfather, where there is a truth, there must be a reason.
As soon as Wang took out the chopsticks and bowls, Wu Ming knew that Wang Yi wanted to ask about the chopsticks fairy, Wu Ming smiled and hurriedly said, "I really don't understand this thing?" ”
Wang Yi sighed when he heard this, and said to Wu Ming: "It's because I'm cheap, you know the forensic industry, we are afraid of dealing with the living, but we are not afraid of the dead." At the class reunion that day, the dishes had not yet come up, so there was one who was idle and had nothing to do, so please play with chopsticks. At first, I used three chopsticks, and then I used one, and I had a great time. ”
"And then?"
"It's normal for this class reunion and forensic class to joke about dead people. But I think it's fun to stand up chopsticks, so I'll try to play it myself when I get home. ”
"You're really idle."
"If you don't regret it, I didn't stand up for a long time, I used three chopsticks, it still didn't work, I think it was a problem with chopsticks, the next day I specially bought square-headed chopsticks, flat-bottomed bowls, just to stand up once, on the circle of friends to show off."
"Is your circle of friends really peculiar?"
"But I'm really not that piece of material, I can't stand up, so I called my friend many times, he told me to grasp the center of gravity of the chopsticks, feel the center of gravity is stable, let go of the hand can be successful."
"Did you succeed then? No! ”
"It didn't work out, what are you looking for me, there are no training materials for this thing, I know you want me to teach you, the undertaker is not proficient in all folk crafts."
As soon as Wu Ming said this, Wang cried with a sad face at first, and snorted a few times before saying: "I didn't ask you to stand up the chopsticks, I came to ask you, why can you stand up the chopsticks?" ”
"Does it make a difference?"
Wang Yi felt that he couldn't say it clearly in his silent chatter, so he simply found some water and poured it into the bowl, took a chopstick and inserted it into the bowl casually, and the chopsticks stood straight in the bowl. Seeing this situation, Wu Ming's hair exploded all of a sudden, this standing chopsticks Wu Ming often sees, even if he is a master who does not pick a bowl or chopsticks, he needs to stand two or three times to stand.
"Is it like that every time?"
"No, but the odds are high."
"When did this happen?"
"After my friend died."
"Your friend is dead?"
"Well, that's the friend who taught me how to stand chopsticks."
These few sentences of dialogue were very fast, Wu Ming asked subconsciously, and Wang Yi replied without thinking. After asking, Wu Ming's sweat came down, and he glanced at the chopsticks, which were still standing straight. Just let Wang wait for a while, Wu Ming went to the kitchen and took out the kitchen knife, he wanted to follow the example of those old grandmothers and cut this chopstick. Wu Ming muttered in his mouth: "Heavenly Spirit, Earth Spirit, Daluo Immortal is about to manifest." ”
After finishing speaking, Wu Ming took the kitchen knife and waved it vigorously, the knife was bye, and Wu Ming was almost injured.
"Yo, I don't want to leave yet. Uncle Wang Yi is standing him up. ”
"Am I not a few years older than you?"
"Okay, Brother Wang."
Wang Yi took the chopsticks and inserted them into the water, and the chopsticks fell down with a click, and they fell again, and the sweat came out, and they didn't stand up.
"I guess, your friend doesn't dare to come, he doesn't want to leave. Did something go wrong with the funeral? Did you attend the funeral? Tell me the process and I'll listen. ”
When Wu Ming asked this, Wang Yi sighed for a long time. It turned out that Wang Yi's friend did not hold a funeral, and he was still in a lawsuit.
Wang Yi's friend, Yang Le, walked out of the road and was hit by a speeding car and died. The driver of the car stepped on the brakes and was not in a hurry, but the driver said that Yang Le was drunk and suddenly broke out to cause this kind of accident, so the driver also found a personal identification.
However, Yang Le was mixed in the forensic circle, and this friend did this, and they conducted an autopsy sample on Yang Le's body to prove that Yang Le did not drink alcohol.
"That person's certificate is fake, right?"
"It's not fake, on the same day, that person used his mobile phone to capture a photo of the car accident, and he deliberately posted it to the circle of friends. This information is particularly popular, and the driver also found this ID card based on the information, and the driver did not deny that he gave this person a sum of money. ”
"Seeing that someone was about to be hit, he didn't shout, and took a photo to send to Moments, what kind of person is this?"
Wang Yi couldn't answer, this is the way society is now. Wu Ming sighed and explained to Wang Yi: "There may be many things in this world that you can't believe and can't believe. I think it may be that your friend has been obsessed with your chopsticks, so this happened, and I was scared just now, and your friend has already left. ”
Wang Yi was skeptical of Wu Ming's words, his knowledge told him that he couldn't believe it, but this knowledge couldn't explain what happened, Wang Yi didn't answer, just took the chopsticks, tried a few more times, and the chopsticks really couldn't stand up.
The matter was resolved, Wang Yi was not very happy, and left a little lonely.
Wu Ming didn't care about this matter, he still studied hard, trying to use his education as a stepping stone to change his life, find a stable job, and don't have to work odd jobs to get by.
Unexpectedly, less than a week later, this Wang Yi came again, Wang Yi and Wu Ming said: "Yang Le's ghost has appeared, and that person was hit by a car and died." When he was hit, he acted like he was drunk, and the driver caught him off guard and killed him. However, the results of the autopsy of the witnesses also came out, and the witnesses did not drink alcohol. ”
"Does the driver have any witnesses this time?"
"No, he has a dash cam."