Ning Chen let go of his hand and leaned lazily on the table, the previous one seemed to have exhausted all his strength, he took out his mobile phone weakly, opened the social software, and saw a news posted by Wang Nan not long ago. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

I see the stars and the sea, I hear the mountains and the water, I open my mouth, but I can't say a word to you.

He was happy in his heart, threw the mobile phone in front of Wang Nan, patted his head and asked, "Yo, you kid has been thinking about spring recently?" Which girl do you fall in love with again? ”

Wang Nan's face froze, turned off the mobile phone screen and pushed the mobile phone over, and said, "Anyway, you don't know each other." ”

"Say it and I'll give you advice." Students in their early twenties have fun outside of memorizing boring formulas, and in addition to games, gossip, Ning Chen is no exception.

Wang Nan put his mouth to Ning Chen's ear and whispered, "That Wang Ruhui from the architecture class." ”

Ning Chen searched in his mind, but he didn't have the slightest impression, Wang Nan hurriedly took out his mobile phone, opened a photo and said, "No, that's it, how beautiful is it." ”

The girl in the photo grinds her skin and thins her face, and she can't see the reality at all, Ning Chen pouted and said, "Are you going to chase her?" ”

The black pen in Wang Nan's right hand kept turning, trembling and always falling to the table, making a snapping sound, attracting a lot of attention.

"That, I didn't say I wanted to chase her, I just watched and liked it." Wang Nan has a very obscene appearance on weekdays, but he didn't expect to be in estrus like a big girl who has not come out of the cabinet.

Ning Chen slapped Wang Nan on the back of the head, and said with hatred: "It's awkward like a big girl, if you like it, chase it." ”

Wang Nan glared angrily, but still suppressed his voice and said, "Why don't you chase Zhang Qingrui if you like it?" ”

Ning Chen was embarrassed and angry when he was exposed, but he said to himself: "How do you know that I didn't chase it?" I've been out shopping with Zhang Qingrui at noon for the past two days. ”

"Really?" Wang Nan's gossip soul was burning, his eyes burst out with a cannibalistic light, and the role switched between the little boy and the paparazzi in an instant.

"Is that still fake? I'm fine, why am I lying to you? Ning Chen muttered quietly, just as Zhang Qingrui pushed the door in, her eyes didn't feel that she was searching for Ning Chen, and she immediately walked away with her head when she looked at each other.

"Wow, look at it like this, there is indeed adultery." Wang Nan saw all the changes in Zhang Qingrui, looked at Ning Chen with great admiration, and asked in a low voice, "Dude, how did you do it, the progress is so fast?" ”

How? Dude, I bought it in exchange for my life, Ning Chen muttered in his heart, rolled his eyes and said, "Do you want to know?" ”

Wang Nan nodded vigorously.

"It's a pity that you're not as handsome as me, otherwise I'll leave the method to you." Ning Chen shook his head and sighed, as if he was extremely regretful.

Wang Nan was silent for a moment, he looked at Ning Chen carefully, and only said after a while: "Where are you handsome?" Is it handsome enough down there? ”

"Your uncle below." Ning Chen wanted to throw out the dead fat man sitting next to him, and his mouth was full of **** breath when he opened and closed.

"Don't tell me." Wang Nan turned his head angrily.

Ning Chen knocked on his desk and said with a smile: "Brother, don't worry, I'll teach you how to chase that Hui guy." ”

"Wang Ruhui."

"Yes, yes, it's this Wang Ruhui."

Wang Nan came over curiously again, and after the scene just now, he decided to hand over the key to the door of sexual happiness to Ning Chen.

Ning Chenshen said mysteriously: "You must know that the Internet is so developed now, there is no novelty in using QQ WeChat chat to hook up. ”

Wang Nan nodded thoughtfully.

"If you want me to say, you still have to play retro, you have to write a love letter to that Wang He Hui."

"It's Wang Ruhui." Wang Nan reminded in a whisper, he thought about it for a while, and then said in frustration: "But my language has always been very poor, and I can't write love letters." ”

Ning Chen stretched out a finger and waved it in front of Wang Nan and asked, "Do you know what is the most important thing about chasing girls?" ”

"Bold, careful, and thick-skinned?"

Ning Chen's head was engraved with three black lines, he shook his head and said, "It's sincerity, you want to exchange sincerity for sincerity, understand?" ”

"So what?" Wang Nan was still at a loss.

"So the love letter is not whether you write well or not, but whether you can see your sincerity between the lines." Ning Chen glanced at Wang Nan meaningfully, and then leaned down again on his desk to leave room for Wang Nan to think independently.

After a while, Wang Nan handed over a piece of paper and asked very sincerely, "Brother Ning, see if this is okay?" ”

"I feel it deeply

I like it

It's up to you

It's like a stream flowing into the bosom of the sea

I want to be one with you

Even if the sea is dry and the rocks are rotten

I am willing to become with you

ground floor

The deepest part of the dirt

Never separate from each other"

Ning Chen couldn't hold back a smile, what the hell is this? What does it mean to be "on you"? Why does "all as one" sound inexplicably obscene? Why is it turned into dirt? You can just turn into magma and blend with each other!

"Young man, yes, you can write love poems, but you will probably be beaten for writing such love poems."

Ning Chen looked anxious, his eyebrows twisted together, and asked, "Then what should I do?" That's all I can write. ”

Although Ning Chen had never written a love letter to a girl, after all, he had also read a love letter of the type "The Difference Between Me and Beasts", and he was originally there to applaud Wang Nan, so he patted Wang Nan on the shoulder and said, "Don't worry, I'll teach you to write." ”

"Really?" Wang Nan's voice became a little shrill because he was happy.

Ning Chen nodded solemnly and said, "After all, for the sake of my brother's happiness, I have to show my housekeeping skills." ”

"Good brother, if it happens this time, I will definitely invite you to dinner." Wang Nan was grateful, so he sent Ning Chen a loving hug.

"To write a love letter, you first have to praise the girl, and you have to use a figure of speech like a metaphor." Ning Chen paused and brushed on the paper and wrote: You are as quiet and beautiful as the sunset in the Alps.

"You see, this not only praises her beauty, but also praises her tranquility."

Wang Nan said with a confused face: "But I haven't seen the Alps?" ”

Ning Chen glanced at him and said, "You haven't seen her, but you've seen her?" What do you say is like nature? ”

"But didn't you say before that you would exchange sincerity for sincerity?"

"It's a trick, do you know the trick? You don't have the skills that others will see your sincerity? Ning Chen hated the iron and said with a grudge: "You imitate it." ”

Wang Nan pondered for two minutes and asked tentatively, "Are you like the water of the Yellow River flowing into my heart?" ”

"You have to be romantic, brother, can the Yellow River be so dirty to describe a girl?" Ning Chen felt that Wang Nan's vision was too narrow, and he could only think of the things around him, wouldn't he write "Your legs are as tempting as the chicken legs in the second canteen, and your face is as white and tender as the steamed buns in the third canteen"?

"Forget it." After Ning Chen finished speaking, he wrote a sentence on the paper with a brush: Your laughter always reminds me of the wind chanting bird song of the Pampas.

"Write it along with the sentence I just wrote." Ning Chen explained.

Wang Nan hurriedly took a picture with his mobile phone and wrote it down.