When Qin Wan and I returned to the café, Lao Kai was silently reading the book alone, and Su Rong didn't know where he went. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

"How are you alone?" I patted Kai on the shoulder.

"Hey, don't say it, I don't know how to talk, I don't know how to speak, I'm embarrassed, but I'm myself, I was tricked by Su Rong." Lao Kai looked depressed.

"What's the cover?" I'm a little confused.

"Probably I asked Qin Wan to ask her for WeChat, and then what kind of foreshadowing did I have before, come to the library today..."

"She already knew this, what kind of words?"

"I just think it's so hard, I can't say it at all." It was indeed difficult for Lao Kai to find a topic with Su Rong.

"Hey, a literary girl like Su Rong, it's easy to say, but it's hard to say." I, a ** silk with a very low level of pickled girls, began to pretend to be forced in front of Lao Kai.

"Yo, tell me about it?" Qin Wan chuckled, "You should have told me a long time ago!" Old Kai grabbed my arm. So, Xiaojiang's night class started.

"You see, those literary girls in the anime are opening their mouths and saying, 'The wind is a little noisy today.'" Of course, this is a sentimental pseudo-literary girl, and Su Rong, although we don't know much about it, but at least people are scholarly, and the background should not be bad, from the analysis of the books she reads, they are all with a strong petty bourgeois atmosphere, she must have a vague and vague concept of love in her heart, but it is not clear, because Zhang Ailing's goods are not clear, and Hu Lancheng is together, not because he is handsome, nor because he is rich, it is completely because he resonates with others, so he is willing to be infamous for him. Sanmao is also the kind that falls in love inexplicably. ”

"I'll go, Brother Jiang, no, Jiang Shen, you continue, quickly!" Lao Kai's eyes lit up, and what I said seemed to have a little bit of truth.

Qin Wan seemed to be smiling, "It's amazing my brother, keep talking." This kind of pretending to be satisfied, I continued to talk like a river.

"I don't think Su Rong obviously hates you now, but she definitely doesn't pay much attention to your current literary level, of course, let's not say that Jin Yong is not good, but that we people read stories, don't seek to understand, just look good, what about her, what she reads is style, it is a kind of life attitude, so our entry point must also be her story to improve your literary literacy.

She likes to watch Sanmao, you just watch Liu Liangcheng, "One Man's Village", this guy's prose can definitely be compared with Sanmao's type, she likes to watch Zhang Ailing, you just watch Milan Kundera, spirit and flesh, sex and love, the writing is still relatively thorough. After reading these people's books, let's use ******** like Wang Xiaobo and Wang Shuo to ignite the latent concept of love in her bones, for example, 'Clamp the sun under your crotch and pee him wet!' ''Holding your hand is like holding a dog!'' This mockery with laziness, and then again, 'Listen to the cold rain, for it is in the rain.'" Gradually, I slowly grabbed her. ”

The more I bragged, the more I felt that I was amazing, and I felt that according to my method, I could get Su Rong in an instant.

"Brother Ye, what you said is so powerful, but I don't understand..." Lao Kai was a little stunned, "I don't usually read many books, unlike you, you have to take a book to play ball." ”

"Uncle, it's not that I'm always being abused by Brother Chao, and I'll wait at least half an hour for a wave of rounds." I laughed and cursed.

"Let's keep it simple, Brother Jiang, so I can understand?"

"Go to the books that match her type, you can get a general idea of her thoughts, and prescribe the right medicine, such a girl looks cold on the outside, but in fact, she is hot inside, cough cough, this is a way to pry open her heart." Before my words fell, I said, "Bang Bang." The applause sounded quite abruptly in the coffee house.

I don't know when, Su Rong, who was leaning on the corner, walked over with an unpredictable smile.

"That's a good point, go on, what about after the right medicine?" Su Rong smiled in her words, and she didn't seem to be angry, but she was already in a cold sweat.

Su Rong took out her mobile phone and pressed play, this girl doesn't know when she recorded the whole process of installing x just now! I looked at myself quite embarrassed and stood up excitedly as I spoke, dancing over there and pointing at the country, "...

I subconsciously wanted to delete this little video, but Su Rong gently teased me, and I pounced.

"Ahem, Su Rong, I didn't mean that."

"Oh, what do you mean, aren't you right, you can grab me by reading a few books, whatever, aren't you?" Su Rong narrowed her eyes slightly and sneered.

"I didn't mean that, I just said, this, this direction."

"Qin Wan, it's really your good brother, teach your brother to pick up girls by hand, is it very powerful." Su Rong turned her head to look at Qin Wan, Qin Wan sneered, "Sister Rong Rong, you can talk about him, I promise that I don't have the slightest opinion!" ”

Su Rong nodded, her smile disappeared instantly, and she glanced at me coldly, "Jiang Ye, you are really too much, you can make such a joke about a girl's view of love after reading a few books?" Is it in your eyes that I am just like those women who are worried about new words, sentimental, and hot, oh, or do you want to say, I am the kind of sullen person? ”

"Really not, Su Rong, I really just, just kidding!"

"Just kidding, then if I want to say this about Qin Wan, will you be angry?" Su Rong's question poked directly into my heart, I definitely can't accept it, of course I also understand that my rhetoric just now is quite excessive, pretending to be forced and hitting the muzzle of the gun!

"I will." I lowered my hand, "I'm sorry, Su Rong, I was really wrong, if I want to kill or chop, listen to me." ”

"I originally wanted to post this little video to the school post bar, I think, there are a lot of people who know you." Su Rong's words made me panic again, "Don't, don't, Su Rong, Sister Rong, oh no, Goddess Su!" ”

"For Qin Wan's sake, let you go, don't use your cleverness and dirty thoughts to measure me in the future, tell you, you don't understand me now, and you will never understand." Su Rong said quite calmly, but it hit me like a rainstorm, I was really a little afraid of this guy, after she didn't smile, the cold temperament she exuded was more cold than the cold wind of the air conditioner.

"And you, Li Kai, if you learn that kind of cleverness from Jiang Ye, I tell you, I will block you directly, and my friends don't have to do it, understand? It's nothing for a toad to covet a swan, but you have to have the consciousness to be a toad. Su Rong's two words were quite harsh, and Lao Kai and I both wanted to find a crack in the ground to get into.

"Okay, Qin Wan and I want to stay for a while, why should you go." Su Rong sat in her seat and flipped through her book.

Qin Wan stuck out her tongue at me, "Silly Brother Night, you, you, make people angry, let's go!" ”

Lao Kai and I were amnesty, ran away with red faces, and in between the runs, I still glanced at Su Rong, the book she was holding happened to be Liu Liangcheng's "Courtyard Gate in the Wind".

I was so beaten by her, naturally I didn't dare to speculate about her anymore, and ran out of the library with Lao Kai, I sighed, and Lao Kai found a street tree and leaned on it, "Okay, so fierce, Xiaoyezi, I was almost scared to pee." Lao Kai was still a little apprehensive, "I'm sorry, Lao Kai, I got carried away." ”

"Don't say it, I can't hold such a girl, or, it's better to wait for college, find a soft cute, be stupid." Lao Kai was quite emotional.

"This kind of girl is really difficult, nnd, spray me wildly, isn't it just a joke, I didn't use the slightest word to disparage her, it really is." I certainly don't admit to being wrong.

"I think it's okay, too, but she must be upset when she hears us say this, that's the truth, okay, I'll ask you to go online." Lao Kai hooked up with me, and after a while, the topic shifted from Su Rong to Dota 2, and Lao Kai is also a loyal fan of faith.

We can't bear Su Rong's sharp teeth, and the temperament of the iceberg queen is estimated to make Lao Kai retreat.

The two of us casually bought some food on the road, and blew each other all the way about how deep our hero pool was, how powerful our carry was, and how good our consciousness was, and then we lost each other, "Lao Wu is estimated to be able to play, call him, that product is very powerful." ”

"Of course, I'll admit it, but it's a little bit worse than me." I'm bragging anyway, I don't play drafts, to be reasonable, Lao Wu's level is the most powerful among us, and playing games is also about talent.

"Let's go, little ant" little ant Internet café, this is the only designated Internet café that we secretly ran out of when we were in high school, not far from the school, the network management at the front desk looks good, and there are several back doors, if the director of teaching comes to arrest people, I and a few friends can escape in an instant and get into the alley.

To be honest, the review in the third year of high school is boring and boring, and the only thing that makes me excited is to go to the Internet café with Lao Kai and a few friends in the class, or the days of playing, in such a tense learning atmosphere, take out so much half a day, play all night, and completely sink into the dark game, and the guilt is naturally spontaneous.

Qin Wan caught me going to the Internet café, I trembled and gave her living expenses, she didn't tell my parents, she caught the handle, a few months before the college entrance examination, I finally gave up this action, Qin Wan also helped me tutor, and the final results were already good for me.

Of course, Qin Wan still thinks that my level shouldn't be so bad, I think I worked hard, but in the end, I was able to study at CM University in Hangzhou, and she also felt that it was not bad, so she didn't talk about me anymore.

Putting away my thoughts, Lao Kai and I were already standing at the door of the Internet café, "Lao Wu said that he had time, hehe, but this product will not come to the Internet café if he is killed." Lao Kai said.

"Then for sure, the configuration of people's computers is better than that of Internet cafes, and how could Wu Gongzi come to such a smoky place." I quipped.