Chapter 20 Do You Know Your Family Is Talking Like This?
Xi'er's cheerful voice came to an abrupt end, and the scene in front of her silenced her, the room was eerily quiet, with the occasional faint chirping of cicadas that were almost extinct in the metropolis. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
At this time, Ye Feng and the goddess's body were staggered together, and the goddess, who was caught off guard by the sudden weightlessness, grabbed Ye Feng's big pants tightly and pulled them downward, revealing the light blue boxers inside, and the goddess's head was also buried between her legs, writhing uncontrollably in order to break free.
Ye Feng was suddenly hit by a figure falling from a height inexplicably, his head was directly in a state of vertigo, and his hands seemed to be constantly groping to the side in order to find a sense of direction, and occasionally, there seemed to be an incomparably wonderful smooth touch.
Hearing the sound of Xi'er suddenly stopping after the door opened, Ye Feng's head went blank-
Now this is the case......
It doesn't seem like a good thing......
Pretty bad, to be exact!
Ye Feng shuddered and twisted his head towards the door, turning like a broken robot.
A pair of white and flawless beautiful legs came into view, and his gaze moved up, and a face that didn't seem to understand the expression of the current situation looked stiffly......
"That ......."
"I feel like I can explain ......."
"Bang" Xi'er casually picked up the dictionary placed on the bed table near the door, and smashed it towards Ye Feng's head, the dictionary is very thick, so-thick!
Vertigo~~~~
I seem to see the stars~~~
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There was a constant sound of continuous sound in the open kitchen.
Xi'er didn't say a word, just cared about chopping vegetables, and the sound of dong dong sounded so cold and stiff.
Uncomfortable silence!
Ye Feng seemed to have made a mistake at the moment, and the child knelt on the sofa in the living room, his back straight.
"Lord Xi'er?"
"His Royal Highness Xi'er......"
"Thank you for your understanding."
"It's really just a misunderstanding!"
He cautiously pleaded towards Xi'er, who was preparing for lunch on his right.
Xi'er didn't reply.
Leave Ye Feng with a back, exuding an icy aura like an "absolute realm".
On another sofa that could only accommodate one person, the goddess sat with her feather coat folded and her knees crossed, smiling, swaying from side to side, holding the remote control in her hand and pressing it against the unturned TV.
"This is the TV, this is the remote control?"
"It's my first time using it!"
"Hey, why didn't you respond?"
Ye Feng saw that there were more and more black lines on the forehead of this goddess who seemed to be completely ignoring this embarrassing situation.......
You stupid goddess doesn't know how to look at the atmosphere at all?
Now it's the Shura field,
It's hell!
If you are not careful, you will never recover!!
How can you do it and still laugh heartlessly in this situation?
If you can, can you teach me this stunt?
No! Be sure to teach me!
Ye Feng looked at the brainless goddess and the silent sister in the kitchen, and for the first time in his life, he realized the specific meaning of the word "dilemma", with his current body, with his current indescribable mood.
Although at first the goddess used "Ah, this is your sister?" It still looks a bit like that. "This kind of opening statement is a greeting,
But what happened when you just ignored the condensed atmosphere and walked around my room to look around? And a comment by the way?
Can't you see that the smile on Xi'er's face is cold?
Can't you really feel that I'm going to be in an awkward position?
My goddess, can't you explain it to Xi'er?
You know, at that time, everything I said seemed pale and weak!
Moreover, don't you think we've just met a little too much?
and the last sentence "As a little brother, I barely qualified, and I was worried that the person who made me embarrassed would be in trouble!" "What's the point of patting me on the shoulder with such a smile?
Isn't the pit dug for me deep enough?
Ye Feng looked at the goddess who was holding the remote control with a puzzled expression at this moment, full of resentment.
As if feeling a strong gaze full of emotion, the goddess turned her head,
"Xiao Fengzi, how do you use this?"
She dangled around with the remote control.
"Hmph"
Ye Feng skimmed his head,
Do you think I'm going to tell you?
And also.
"My name is Ye Feng, not Xiao Fengzi."
"Well, I see, little Fengzi."
"Hey, listen to me!"
"I'm listening, little Fengzi."
"So, don't call me Xiaofengzi!"
"What's the matter, we've known each other for so long."
"Bang" The sound of chopping vegetables in the kitchen increased suddenly, and then it quieted down, so that suddenly Ye Feng shook and straightened his body even more.
"Lunch is almost ready, and you can eat with a little preparation."
Xi'er Shi Shiran walked out, with a kind smile on her face, and her eyes narrowed into a slit.
Seeing this situation, Ye Feng hurriedly got up,
"I understand, Lord Xi'er, I'll go and prepare."
She didn't care about her brother who was preparing the dishes and chopsticks, but the focus of her eyes was completely focused on the goddess.
"Why are you looking at me like that? Do I have something on my face? ”
The goddess looked confused.
"No, I just think it's rare to see a beautiful girl like you!"
Xi'er slowly walked to the sofa where Ye Feng was just now and sat down.
"Hello, my name is Ye Xi'er."
"Huh!? Your name is Goddess. ”
Xi'er's eyebrows twitched.
"Your name is Goddess? Surname female name God? “
The goddess sitting next to her patted the somewhat wrinkled feather coat that was sitting on her,
"Almost, that's what everyone else calls it anyway."
“........”
At this time, Ye Feng, who was holding chopsticks on the edge of the dining table, obviously felt that the powerful aura behind him was spreading, he felt that his head was lowered, and his eyes did not turn to this side.
"No matter, it has nothing to do with me, even if it's the end of the world, it has nothing to do with me."
He prayed silently in the bottom of his heart.
Time passed slowly, and in the conversation between Xi'er and the goddess who were completely out of the channel, the last soup in the kitchen that was slightly simmered over low heat was also boiled.
Lunch was silent,
The condensed air makes people feel oppressive,
Ye Feng held the bowl and couldn't wait to bury his face in it,
Relying on the cover of the rice bowl, Ye Feng's eyes swirled slightly, constantly scanning the changes in the state of his sister and the goddess.
The goddess still smirked as always, occasionally exclaiming, "Ah! This one is so delicious, your craftsmanship is amazing! Then he turned his head to Ye Feng, who wanted to completely get out of this atmosphere and was silent, "It's really happy that you can eat every day!" ”
Ye Feng will definitely ignore her, and Xi'er just said lightly, "It's over"
No matter what the darkness is, the dawn will eventually break.
It's finally time for lunch!
At this time, the goddess actually changed her normal face and hoped to talk to Xi'er alone, they walked into Xi'er's bedroom, and then closed the door tightly.
Ye Feng finally parted from the two of them, and let out a long sigh of relief, although he didn't know what would happen next, but now he finally got through it.
In the room –
"You seem to have a very strong affection for your brother!"
The goddess looked at Xi'er lightly, with a look of "I've seen through".
"So what?"
Xi'er didn't evade and looked directly into her eyes.
It seemed that two invisible beams of light converged in the small room, colliding with extremely fierce sparks.
Long
"Then maybe we'll talk about it next!"
An innocent smile bloomed on the goddess's blooming face, and her words were full of certainty.
"Do you want to be with your brother all the time?"
"Forever!"
Xi'er listened to the words of the goddess and fell,
All the postures that were ready to defend were unloaded at this moment.
Like, it's really going to be a big deal.
Half an hour later......
"Brother, you will follow the goddess well in the future, I will wait for you to come back in this world!"
Ha?
What's wrong?
What the hell is going on?
Ye Feng saw his sister's door open, thinking that it was a door to hell that was opened, and a nightmare was about to come.
He took a deep breath and was ready for the possibility of any Shura mode.
But
He was completely subverted at the moment,
What kind of trouble is it that looks like they are holding hands and being intimate, as if they have been friends for many years?
It's not my hallucination, is it?
Could it be that I have finally received the mercy of the Great Cosmic Consciousness? Free me from suffering?
Before he could react at all, his sister's voice rang in his ears again.
"You must not provoke those unruly women outside."
"Otherwise......"
Xi'er made a gesture of swinging the knife down, her face full of murderous aura.
"Don't worry, I'm here."
The goddess looks like "wrapped around me".
"Hmm!"
Xi'er also made an expression of approval.
Ye Feng was dumbfounded, feeling that his brain was completely insufficient, and his eyes kept rolling on the two of them.
Can anyone tell me what the hell is going on?
Goddess, what did you say to Xi'er?
How can you make Xi'er, who usually rejects people thousands of miles away, recognize in such a short period of time?
Hey, wait!
Ye Feng seemed to suddenly notice the key words in Xi'er's words just now.
Follow the goddess? The world is waiting for me here?
Did you directly convince Xi'er to let me go to other worlds with you?
Not only did she accept your existence, but she also made her agree that I would go to other worlds with you?
How did you do that?
Goddess, do you know that your family is so?