Text Chapter 115: There are no heroes in time
Li Maoyi was the first to retort: "Ridiculous! Mr. Gu is a man, how can he get any happy disease? ”
Because he was in a hurry to refute Lin Yu, he thought that the happy disease was the happy pulse, and he didn't tell the difference between the two for a while.
Lin Yu: "......"
Lin Yu was speechless, is this guy stupid?
Ma batch, Lao Tzu is talking about happy disease, not happy pulse!
What's more, Gu Chengjun's pulse is not a slippery pulse at all, hasn't he given Gu Chengjun a pulse before?
A doctor who seemed to be quite knowledgeable pondered for a moment and asked aloud: "What Dr. Lin said about the happy disease, is it the happy disease of the seven emotional diseases?" ”
Seven love diseases?
Everyone was stunned.
Li Maoyi's expression also changed, and he secretly scolded himself for speaking too fast and misunderstood Lin Yu's meaning.
Lin Yu smiled and said, "It's still this doctor who has insight." Yes, Mr. Gu's illness is the happy disease of the seven love diseases! ”
Li Maoyi's face darkened, doesn't this mean that Sang scolded Huai and said that he didn't have knowledge?
Hearing Lin Yu say this, the doctors suddenly realized "ah", "It turns out that Mr. Gu is suffering from the Seven Emotions Disease!" ”
"Dr. Lin, what exactly is the Seven Emotions Disease? Can you explain the explanation simply? But Liao Yongwang and Gu Chengjun, two laymen, are still puzzled.
Lin Yu said with a smile: "Of course it's no problem. In our traditional Chinese medicine, the seven emotions are divided into: joy, anger, worry, thought, sadness, fear, and surprise. We believe that the seven emotions are the physiological response of the human body to the external environment, and generally speaking, the seven emotions do not make people sick. Therefore, it is understandable that the doctors did not see that Mr. Gu's illness was a happy illness before. ”
Except for Li Maoyi, the doctors' expressions eased a lot, and the eyes that looked at Lin Yu also softened.
That's right, it's not that they're incompetent, it's because it's so rare that the Seven Emotions are so pathogenic that they don't have any contact with it at all.
Liao Yongwang was puzzled, "But since the Seven Emotions don't make people sick, how could Lao Gu get the Seven Emotions Disease?" ”
Isn't that inconsistent?
Lin Yu said with a smile: "I also said just now, that is a general situation, but there is an exception to everything, and Mr. Gu belongs to this exception." ”
Gu Chengjun didn't know whether to cry or laugh, this rare illness was actually in him.
"Doctor Lin, how do you think Mr. Gu's disease should be treated?" A doctor asked sincerely, at this time, no one dared to despise Lin Yu because of his young age!
Lin Yu said without thinking about it: "It is said in the "Yellow Emperor's Inner Canon" that if there is more than one god, he will laugh endlessly. It is also said in the Sutra that if there is more than God, the blood of its small veins will be poured out, and the bleeding will not be deeply reprimanded. ”
The doctors were ashamed, it turned out that the reason for the laughter and the method of treatment had long been recorded in the "Emperor's Inner Canon", but they hadn't paid attention to it before!
Gu Chengjun was still a little unacceptable, and asked, "Doctor Lin, is it because you are happy, but it will make people sick?" ”
Lin Yu shook his head and said: "Of course, appropriate joy is no problem, but excessive joy will cause people to be scattered and unable to hide, and laughter will be sad, and the result will be uneasy, incoherent, laughing, and behaving abnormally." Fan Jin in "The History of Confucianism", after decades of hard reading and no will, once moved, he was so happy that he behaved crazy, and he was so crazy that he couldn't recognize people, just because he was too happy. ”
"Therefore, we Chinese medicine say that if there is no limit to joy, it will hurt the soul, and if it is sad, it will be mad, and the madman will not exist!"
After listening to Lin Yu's words, Liao Yongwang suddenly gasped, he couldn't be too happy in the future.
It's weird to turn yourself into a psychopath because you're so happy!
"Hmph, what's the use of talking so much, you have cured Mr. Gu's illness!" Li Maoyi also admitted that Lin Yu's words made some sense, but he just couldn't get used to his showmanship.
Gu Chengjun only reacted at this time, Lin Yu's words before were only theoretical, and it was still unknown whether he could actually cure his illness, and he suddenly became nervous!
Lin Yu didn't pay attention to him, but said to the servant in Gu Chengjun's house: "Three taels of salt, a big bowl of water, fry three or five boils." ”
The servant was stunned for a moment, and asked puzzledly, "Doctor Lin, what do you mean by three or five boiling?" ”
Lin Yu explained: "When the water is boiling, rolling a splash is called a boil, and three or five boiling is rolling three or five splashes!" ”
The servant then understood, and soon ran to the kitchen.
A few minutes later, she walked out of the kitchen with a large bowl of water, came to Lin Yu, and said, "Doctor Lin, what you want." ”
Lin Yu took it, handed it to Gu Chengjun and said, "Drink it." ”
Gu Chengjun did not hesitate, and quickly drank a bowl of water.
The crowd waited for a miracle to happen.
But at this moment, Lin Yu found a trash can, put it in front of Gu Chengjun, and said, "Open your mouth!" ”
Gu Chengjun was a little puzzled, but he still opened his mouth!
All the doctors looked at Lin Yu one after another, not knowing what he was going to do.
Soon, Lin Yu lived up to expectations and found a silver needle and stabbed it towards Gu Chengjun's throat!
"Wow......" Gu Chengjun suddenly had a desire to vomit, and without Lin Yu's command, he bent down and vomited at the trash can.
This vomit is a long time.
All that came out was phlegm.
What made everyone's expressions change greatly was that the phlegm that came out of this spit out was even more than the water that Gu Chengjun drank just now!
"Comfortable ......" After Gu Chengjun finished spitting, he wiped his mouth with paper with a satisfied expression.
But at this moment, Lin Yu took out a silver needle again, stabbed it directly on his body, twisted it, and directly lifted it, and then said, "Okay!" ”
Gu Chengjun was stunned for a moment, "That's good?" Dr. Lin, you're not kidding, are you? ”
"Hey, it's really good, Mr. Gu didn't even smile when he spoke just now!"
"God, God!"
"What a day of insight!"
Without waiting for Lin Yu to speak, the doctors found that Lin Yu's toss just now had an effect, so they said with admiration.
Gu Chengjun was also stunned, as if he ...... I really didn't laugh just now!
He was a little uneasy, so he said to Liao Yongwang: "Old Liao, is my illness really cured?" ”
"Okay, don't you know?" Liao Yongwang was also full of smiles, this Lin Yu really didn't disappoint him!
Gu Chengjun touched his face, and it took a long time to react, and said happily: "Haha, my illness is really cured." Dr. Lin, thank you so much! ”
He hurriedly stepped forward and shook Lin Yu's right hand vigorously.
Lin Yu said jokingly: "Mr. Gu, don't be too happy, lest you relapse again!" ”
Gu Chengjun: "......"
He was scared enough by Lin Yu!
"Hahahaha!" Seeing this, everyone laughed.
"Hmph, there is no hero when you make the shaft famous!" At this moment, someone in the corner said in a weird way.