Chapter VII does not play cards according to common sense

"Hey, Gu Qingqian!" The tone is still condescending and majestic: "You have imprisoned this king for a day today, quickly open the door to this king, and this king will not be blamed!" ”

I listened with my ear to the iron door, but there was no response, and the stupid woman kept crying at the same frequency as before. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info

"This king repeats it again, let this king out quickly!"

There was still only a snorting cry, but the difference was that it was a little louder than before.

"The king knows you heard! Hurry up and open the door to this king! Wan Yan Hanzhi cleared his throat and held the shelf, even if there was no audience, it did not affect him in the slightest to hold his head high.

"What a noise! What a noise! The prince is amazing! The prince is amazing! Counterfeits, counterfeiters, are simply poor eggs, hehehehe~" Gu Qingqian leaned against the door, tears dripping across his face! Left multiple tear stains.

"Hmm~~ Doesn't it mean that the ratio of men and women is seriously out of balance? Why do I still have no partner, where have all the men gone? Negative man! Negative man! I didn't find a single one of them. ”

Although Yan Hanzhi could only hear the muttering words in Gu Qingqian's mouth intermittently, as long as he wasn't stupid, he knew what she was talking about!

"You sober up, let this king out immediately!" Wan Yan Hanzhi slapped the door lightly and heavily.

The vibration from the door finally made Gu Qingqian a little unable to sit still.

"Hey, you don't understand, I don't have the key, the key is at home, it's on my vanity, haha, I told you, will you open the door? No way! Ha ha! Just like when you are a Qing Dynasty person, this IQ has never been able to catch up with our modern people, haha! Just plug it in, and you can open it with one turn, aha~ But you won't, I'll wait for Gu Chengcai to come back! Gu Qingqian cried and laughed to himself, if he was really a Qing Dynasty person, it would be really interesting.

The tear-stained face hurts.

Just when Gu Qingqian felt that his body was tilting and seemed to be in close contact with the ground.

The sound of the door lock turning "click" followed by a "click".

The door opened.

Gu Qingqian was directly knocked to the ground by the iron door, and Adou, who couldn't help him, lay on the ground limply, like the dirt pushed by a bulldozer, Gu Qingqian was pushed away by the door for a distance, but he didn't notice it at all, and whispered vaguely in his mouth: "Gourd baby, gourd baby, gourd baby, gourd baby, it has a home." ”

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Wanyan Hanzhi kicked Gu Qingqian, Gu Qingqian rolled to his feet, and giggled with his face high.

Wanyan Hanzhi smelled the smell of wine all over his body, in his own dynasty, how could a girl get drunk, and she had to be beaten to death by Eniang's aunt when she went home, that is, he was a prince, and he was taught almost rarely to drink by Eniang's aunt since he was a child.

No wonder the object can't be found.

Although Wan Yan Hanzhi was super disgusted and despised Gu Qingqian many times in his heart, he still felt that he couldn't sit idly by. Wrapping the long braid behind his head around his neck several times, he leaned down and carried the slave who was not serving him properly home, and did not forget to go back and run again to take back the bottles and cans that were wandering around into Gu Qingqian's bag.

"Water, water!" Gu Qingqian, who was drunk quickly and sobered up at the same speed, was thirsty in the middle of the night. The eyelids did not open, but the speech became clear.

Wan Yan Han was enjoying a massage of four or five girls in his dream, talking happily, and when he was about to make love, suddenly the water in the room rose, and then the girls also ran away, and before they could recall the departing girls, the Qing Dynasty-style furnishings also disappeared.

Wan Yan Hanzhi woke up in shock, leaning on the hazy moonlight projected from the floor-to-ceiling window, looking at a huge round face clinging to his face, Gu Qing's breath between shallow breaths still smelled of wine, and his mouth was still muttering, "Water!" "Water!"

Feed Gu Qingqian and drink water, she is quite honest at night.

Early in the morning, Gu Qingqian was woken up by the double disturbance of the scorching sun and the sound of birds singing through the window. I turned over, rubbed my sleepy eyes, reached out and touched my hair, don't mess up my hairstyle, I don't want to wash my hair at work today.

I just wanted to shout: "Gu Chengcai!" He was forced to be: "Ah! ”

"Why are you sleeping in my bed!"

"Perverted, perverted!"

Then Gu Qingqian sat up with a carp rolling, completely sleepy, picked up the pillow and started playing.

"Can't you toss at night, can't you let this king sleep for a while in the morning? You know how sleepy it is to change your clothes... ”

"Is it really fighting?"

After Yan Hanzhi's first sentence, Gu Qingqian seriously thought of something else, and then looked at himself as he said, he had already changed into pajamas, and the strength in his hands was much greater.

"Move me out immediately, live on the streets, beg, go to museums, cheat on other girls, now, immediately, immediately!"

Gu Qingqian pushed Yan Hanzhi out of the house.

Although nothing happened at night, there was no guarantee that nothing would happen in the future, and I was afraid that my chastity would not be guaranteed.

Knowing that this is a wolf and keeping it at home, that is not kindness, Gu Qingqian still understands the story of raising tigers.

Wan Yan Hanzhi is also in the circle, is this a big deal? In his dynasty, if he looked at a girl, the girl would smile happily and hastily cover her face with her sleeves. Wanyan Hanzhi knew early on that it was shy, proving that he was charming.

"Brother Han, didn't you say that my sister's cooking is unpalatable? I brought you breakfast! As soon as Gu Lixuan stepped into the door, he couldn't wait to summon Yan Hanzhi.

Where to put this sister.

Gu Qing made a shallow face: "Don't mention his name in front of me in the future, I don't believe that he came from the Qing Dynasty at all, he... I've been kicked out! ”

Gu Lixuan's mouth was big: "Don't mind, I still expect someone to identify calligraphy and painting cultural relics for me?" Why did you drive people away for me! Gu Lixuan put down his breakfast and sat on the sofa, and the side of the sofa immediately sank in.

"Appraisal of ancient paintings, cultural relics, don't raise his value! He is such a scumbag, just to fool you, and he can only fool you! ”

"I think Brother Han is very gentlemanly and knowledgeable, not at all like what you say! We have now taken over a case of stealing and selling ancient paintings, and it just so happens that the calligraphy and paintings are from the Qing Dynasty! So... I thought with your IQ you'd at least be entertained! ”

"Huh!" Gu Qingqian rolled his eyes weakly, Gu Lixuan's double business was simply worrying: "You haven't experienced it!" If you go to Thailand to change your personality and come back, maybe there will be a drama! ”

"What's wrong? Did he knock you on the wall? Kissed? ”

"You're more than a bad woman!"

Gu Qingqian rubbed his aching head and drank the honey water in his hand in one go.

"I'm going to work, don't get him back! If it is really an ancient man from the Qing Dynasty, then he does not exist in this world, he is a black household! Gu Qingqian was carrying his backpack cross-legged, and he wanted to popularize common sense to this policeman between changing shoes.

"You don't have to worry about this, I've already asked someone to get a certificate for him! ID card or something is completely soeasy! Gu Lixuan took out a small card from his briefcase.

Gu Qingqian rushed over from five meters away and snatched it over: "You really have a lot of money, and the speed of walking through the back door is more powerful than any government unit!" ”

The tone was full of mockery.

Gu Lixuan did not show weakness: "Get a black certificate for my sister's lover, for the sake of family harmony, it's worth it!" ”

Gu Qingqian was choked and speechless. A hasty glance at the information on the ID card, the photo is not bad, the photo in pajamas, except for the retro hairstyle, there is no other slot.

It turned out that he had a leg that day, and it was love at first sight?

Look at the address again, isn't this my home? Gu Qingqian's teeth itched with hatred, but there was no way to do it.