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Li Shusheng was still a little obscene~ walked to the window, squinted half his eyes, and looked into the window. Now, every day, as long as he comes to the Famous Teacher's Garden, he routinely comes to the 16o2 classroom to conduct student discipline checks.

Although the inspection came and went, I did not see much improvement in the students. However, he firmly believes that knowing oneself and knowing one's opponent will not be defeated in a hundred battles.

Now the most important thing for him is to understand the dynamics of the students, to see which students are basically whimsical in class, with two eyes or dull, or simply do not look at the teacher on the podium, but lower their heads to swipe their mobile phones, or play mobile games, or watch anime.

These will be the keys to his focus on punishment.

"Hey, what are you looking at? Is it good-looking? Suddenly, there was a gentle knock on his shoulder, and he turned his head and almost hit someone's head.

He was startled, calmed down a little, and saw that it was the class absenteeism, as the class leader Xiang Dong, he was carrying a black schoolbag, a strong figure, and stood up with the same height as Li Shusheng.

Combing his hair in the middle, his eyes were probably red and swollen from sleep, and his sneaky eyes stared at Li Shusheng.

Li Shusheng was trying to find trouble with Xiang Dong, but he couldn't think of being more punctual than Cao Cao, he put his hand on Xiang Dong's shoulder, shook his head, and said with a smile: "Xiang Dong, go, let's chat!" ”

Saying that, regardless of whether Xiang Dong agreed or not, Xiang Dong walked out of the gate of the Famous Teacher's Garden and came to the corridor.

He took out the soft Chinese cigarettes he had exploited from Hu Yue from his pocket, glanced at Xiang Dong, and pretended to hand them to Xiang Dong, "Do you smoke?" ”

Xiang Dong swayed mischievously like a filial son, "Teacher, I don't smoke!" ”

If Lao Li hadn't smelled the smoke all over his body, and even his teeth were scorched with smoke, I'm afraid he would still have to believe Xiang Dong. However, the smell of smoke that Xiang Dong could smell from five meters away and his smoky teeth betrayed him.

Lao Li took back the cigarette and spit out: "You can pull it down, do you dare to smoke?" ”

"Hehe, teacher, I'm a good student, study hard, and make progress every day, how can I smoke, it's all done by bad students." Xiang Dong said these words as if they were true, and he didn't blush at all, even Li Shusheng was almost amused by him.

Li Shusheng took out a lighter, lit a cigarette, took a deep breath of cigarette, and spit out a smoke ring at Xiang Dong, "Xiang Dong, do you think the teacher is a three-year-old filial piety?" ”

"No, no" Xiang Dong hurriedly waved his hand, "The old vegetable is mighty, and he is the idol I worship in my heart!" ”

"Vomiting object, right? You apricot, don't pretend to die~ I'm going to die at will, I'm late and absent from class at will, and the phone number calling you is empty, you say it yourself, what's going on? ”

Xiang Dong hurriedly defended and said, "How is it possible? Teacher, you must have made the wrong call, I am a mobile senior VIP user, how can it be an empty number! ”

"You're a fart 9 senior vip!" Li Shusheng was a little speechless to Xiang Dong, this apricot seemed to have a docile attitude, better than Ma Rulong, Hu Yue, and Fang Hao, who all had a thief attitude, but what he did was not ordinary.

Li Shusheng still handed Xiang Dong a cigarette, Xiang Dong hesitated, but still took it, and lit the cigarette from the lighter handed over by Li Shusheng, "Hehe, teacher, this is what you allowed me to smoke." ”

"Be lenient in confession, and strict in resisting. Everyone is a smart person, don't be smart and pretend to be confused, tell us what you think! Li Shusheng did not directly punish Xiang Dong this time, but in a heart-to-heart way, "Now you can not be your teacher and be your friend."

"Hehehe, teacher, a teacher for one day, a teacher for life! I don't dare to deceive the teacher and destroy the ancestors, the big rebellion ∠ Teacher, what is the matter with you looking for me, or do you ask? ”

Li Shusheng really wanted to beat him to death with a punch, but he really pretended to be confused, "You Xing, you owe a beating, right?" ”

"Teacher, I know that you are very kind and approachable, how can you do such a thing as a college student? Right! ”

Lao Li forcibly suppressed the anger in the peck, this apricot is really difficult, you say him, he pretends to be calmer than himself, don't you talk about him, he is even more reckless.

"Ahem, cough, okay, Xiangdong, as a squad leader, you understand the truth of leading by example, right? Is this how you lead by example when you are late and absent from class every day? ”

"Oh, teacher, it turns out that you came to me just to discuss with me the trivial things of being late and absent from class? You also know that we are about to enter the college entrance examination now, and time is like gold, every inch of time is gold. You'd better let me hurry back to the classroom! ”

Li Shusheng heard a burst of anger, "Okay, you Xiangdong, you pretend that I will give me full marks." If you really cherish your time like gold, you won't be late and skip class every day! ”

"Teacher, you don't know, I'm studying when I'm sleeping, I'm memorizing Tang poems and Song lyrics in my dreams, I'm and peeing in English words, and I'm memorizing math formulas when I eat and walk."

Lao Li didn't bother to argue with him, frowned, and thought about it, "Classmate Xiangdong, it seems that the teacher blames you, it turns out that you love to study so much!" ”

"Uh-huh! Of course, you misunderstood me, teacher. ”

"Okay, since you are so diligent in reciting Tang poems and Song Ci, why don't I test you?" Lao Li thought, as long as he recited, he would immediately reveal his stuffing.

Who knows, Xiang Dong grinned, "Teacher, you don't have to memorize the exam, as long as you can write." ”

"Fart, now you're a teacher, or am I a teacher, let's go back and forth, climb the sixteenth floor for me, back and forth ten times!" Lao Li pulled down his face.

Xiang Dong closed his mouth tightly, staring at Li Shusheng with innocent eyes.

"Okay, let's start with a simple Tang poem and recite Wang Wei's mountain residence in the autumn twilight." Li Shusheng didn't care whether Xiang Dong agreed or not, and he didn't bargain with him at all.

Xiang Dong blushed and thought for a long time, "Hehe, Wang Wei's mountain residence is in the autumn twilight, it's too simple, teacher, you should change to another one that is a little more difficult." ”

"Oh? It's too simple, then you can recite it! Li Shusheng could see at a glance that Xiang Dong was lying, his eyes flickered, wandering, obviously thinking of countermeasures.

"That mountain dwelling autumn twilight, after the new rain in the empty mountain, it will be the top of the mountain, and the mountains will be small. Right? ”

Li Shusheng couldn't help but laugh and gave a thumbs up, "Xiangdong, you are a talent!" ”

"Isn't that right? The mountain dwelling in autumn twilight, isn't it just that after the new rain in the empty mountain, climb to the top of the mountain, and look at the surrounding mountains so small. The logic is correct! ”

"Okay, I won't argue with you, as a punishment, today you copy it for me ten times Wang Weishan Ju Qiuyu, at six o'clock in the afternoon, I will go to the classroom to check, if you don't finish it, uh-huh, I will think of a hundred and one ways to torture people, as long as you want!" Li Shusheng gave the order to die. (To be continued.) )