Chapter 50: Get down to business
"Oops, why did I suddenly lose my feeling when I went to the toilet, I'd better go to class first. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info "Zhang Ling pretended not to see the flying stiffness, and turned his head to leave.
"Stinky boy, don't fill me with garlic, and tell you the truth, I'm here to find you today." Fei Fei stiffened behind and patted Zhang Ling's shoulder fiercely.
Zhang Ling only felt that the chrysanthemum was tight, and suddenly took out the talisman from his pocket, then turned around and yelled at Fei Zhuang: "This is the school, don't mess around, otherwise I will kill you!" ”
"Hmph, kill me, it's up to you!" Fei stiff snorted coldly and continued: "Boy, let me ask you, what is the identity of the security guard I met in the sewers that day?" ”
"Identity? Don't you already know what kind of identity that guy can have? Zhang Ling replied lightly.
"What? That guy, is he the same as I thought, he is ・・・・・・"
"yes, you know, that guy is a security guard at our school." Zhang Ling interrupted Fei Zhuang and said.
"What? ・・・・・・ security? Stinky boy, you dare to fool me? As he spoke, Fei Stiff kicked Zhang Ling violently.
"No, no, no, I'm not right, that guy isn't an ordinary security guard."
"Tell me, what's that guy's identity?"
"He ・・・・・・ he is the captain of our school's security team, the number one person in the security guard."
"Your uncle's ・・・・・・"
The corners of Fei Ge's mouth twitched obviously, and then he lifted Zhang Ling up with one hand.
Zhang Ling's legs were off the ground, struggling desperately, and he shouted: "I really don't know what that guy's identity is, if you are curious, you can ask Nalan Lizi, she should know." ”
"No way, she doesn't know." Phineas blurted out.
"You know so clearly, what is your relationship with her? Could it be that she has that quirk and is interested in zombies? Zhang Ling asked with squinted eyes.
"Stinky boy, if you talk nonsense again, believe it or not, I'll break your neck!"
Ordinary zombies are hard and powerful like bulls, let alone a flying zombie.
Thinking of this, Zhang Ling quickly shut up, and it took a long time before he burst out a few words: "If you are curious, you can ask Shangguan face to face." ”
"Looking for him? I'm afraid I'll be destroyed by him. ”
"Since you are afraid of being destroyed by me, why do you dare to come here, don't you know that this is my territory?"
At some point, there was a sound of running water in the toilet. Zhang Ling followed the voice and looked over and found that Shangguan Security was standing there zippering.
When Fei Ge saw Shangguan's security guard, his body trembled obviously, and after putting Zhang Ling on the ground, he immediately rushed towards Shangguan, shouting in his mouth: "Don't underestimate our zombie family, Lao Tzu hasn't been afraid of anyone yet, let alone an imposter like you!" ”
"Really?" Shangguan security guard had a cigarette in his mouth and said lightly.
In the face of the flying stiff attack, Shangguan still stood there unhurriedly, still fiddling with the zipper below with his head down.
Zhang Ling's heart suddenly galloped by ten thousand grass and mud horses, secretly thinking about how difficult it was to get that thing under Shangguan, why hadn't it been pulled up yet?
The speed of the flying stiff was surprising, like a gust of wind, and in the blink of an eye, it rushed behind Shangguan Security Guard.
Shangguan didn't even blink his eyelids, but slowly raised one foot, and that foot suddenly exerted force in the air and kicked at the stiff stomach.
Fei Ge fell to the ground heavily, shouting in his mouth how could it be.
Zhang Ling looked down, and the Shangguan security guard still had the same pair of slippers on his feet・・・・・・
"Don't get out of here, I'm not interested in what you have there, and besides, you are not allowed to move this young man!" Shangguan pointed at Zhang Ling and said.
"What do you ・・・・・・ do you have to do with you?" Fei stiff and trembling stood up from the ground.
"Hurry up, I don't want to kill you for the time being!" The Shangguan security guard spit out the cigarette butt from his mouth, then took his hand away from the zipper and left the toilet.
Zhang Ling was still in shock, and as soon as he got up from the ground, Fei Ge suddenly pointed at Zhang Ling and yelled: "Stinky boy, I warn you not to think anything wrong about Miss Nalan Lizi, otherwise even if that guy wants to kill me, I will suck your blood first." ”
With that, Phineas put on his cloak again and walked out.
"What's the matter?" Zhang Ling was about to cry, and at this moment he just wanted to yell at the sky: "Today's things are unreasonable, and the damn is not logical!" ”
Zhang Ling's face was like ashes, and he came out of the toilet dejectedly.
After returning to the classroom, Zhang Ling became listless and didn't say a word, even Teacher Chuxue's class couldn't lift his spirits.
"Oh, why is Brother Ling's urine still deficient?" Ye Azhejiang smacked his lips and said.
"Did you make that deal with the cloaked man in the toilet?"
"Huh!"
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The following classmates are chatting in a QQ group without Zhang Ling, and the group name is called: A group of gentlemen who want to rob Brother Ling's harem.
Nalan Lizi, who was not far away, looked at Zhang Ling with one hand on her chin, and the corners of her mouth rose slightly: "Hmph, you dare to bully me, I deserve to be taught a lesson by Brother Fei, next time I will use the Yin and Yang Nine Needles ・・・・・・"
After the end of the military training, the students ushered in the 11th Golden Week.
Master Murong Wan'er has not come back yet, Zhang Ling, in addition to practicing the spirit word technique every day, is secretly investigating the identity of Shangguan and security guards, but these days, he still finds nothing.
This Shangguan security guard seemed to have suddenly appeared from the ground, he had no parents, no family, and no relatives・・・・・・・
"Could it be that this Shangguan security guard is an orphan?" Zhang Ling was lying on the bed in the dormitory in a daze, and at this time, the mobile phone rang.
"Hey, Zhang Ling, are you dead?"
"Hey, lady, is it okay, although beating is love and scolding, but you can't be so direct."
"Zhang Ling, do you want to make a face?"
"Okay, it's so late, what is the matter with our Nalan goddess calling me? Is it locked in the bathroom and can't get out? ”
"You're shameless・・・・・・・ you're shameless! Hurry up and get down to the dormitory now, I'm looking for you something. ”
"Oh, I'm looking for something, I'll talk about it when you get out of the bathroom!"
"Phew, you're locked in the bathroom, I'm downstairs in your dorm now."
"Huh? Wait a minute, I'll be over right away. ”
Zhang Ling quickly got up from the bed, then put on his coat and rushed out of the dormitory building.
Ye Azhe rubbed his sleepy eyes, then looked at his phone again, and muttered: "Brother Ling went out in the middle of the night to solve his physiological needs." ”
"Are you going to find the proprietress of Footwashing City?" Qu Linghui sat up from the bed suddenly.
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"What are you looking for me to do in the middle of the night? Do you want to go to the hotel・・・・・・"
"Bah, it's shameless, I'm looking for you to do business."
"What are you doing?"
"Tomb robbery!"
"Tomb robbers・・・・・・・ Zhang Ling looked at the full moon hidden by black clouds above his head, and felt cold under his feet.