"How? Think about letting me go, if you have a crush on a little girl, I can attach it to her for free, and then let you ......."

"Roll the calf, the fire!"

Zhang Ling condensed his spiritual power to his index finger, and a cluster of flames jumped up and down and threw it on the ghost pawn's body, directly burning him to ashes. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Damn, what a perverted male ghost." The thought of this male ghost who looks like a big man with his feet attached to a woman's body to seduce you makes Zhang Ling's stomach feel uncomfortable.

"Oh no, it's taken too long to chase this ghost, and I'm going to be late." Zhang Ling took out the copycat mobile phone, and his eyebrows were directly screwed together.

Today is the first day of military training, and it will be embarrassing to be late.

At that time, the whole company of comrades-in-arms will stare at me, and I will be embarrassed, even though I am very handsome....... Hehe.

Sure enough, when Zhang Ling ran to the playground, the people in the class were already standing there in line.

"Report to the instructor, I ....... I'm late. Zhang Ling ran to the instructor and saluted him directly.

The instructor didn't even look at him, just stood there with his hands on his waist.

"Damn, this instructor is so awesome." Zhang Ling thought to himself.

"Teacher, that is also a student in our class, named Zhang Ling, is he going to return to the team?" The squad leader whispered to the instructor.

The instructor just nodded and said that he knew, but he didn't mean to let Zhang Ling return to the team, he just waved his hand at him and said that you can go back, and you won't use it in the future.

Nima, this is killing chickens and setting an example for monkeys, on the first day of military training, I set myself up for military prestige, but I am not a chicken.

"Why do you want me to go back, I'm just late once, it's a big deal for me to write a review."

"Write a review? The army does not eat this set. ”

"But this is the school, not the army."

"You ......." the instructor snorted coldly, "I'm the instructor, I said I wouldn't let you participate in the training, you can't, unless you can ......."

"Unless what?" Zhang Ling hurriedly asked.

"Forget it, you definitely can't, let's go back." The instructor waved his hand and said.

"How do you know I can't?" Zhang Ling had no intention of backing down.

"Okay, don't blame me for not giving you a chance, if you can do 300 push-ups, I'll let you go back to the team immediately!" The instructor shouted.

"I'm rubbing, three hundred push-ups, and the special forces may not be able to do it all at once." The students began to talk.

Zhang Ling smiled slightly and said, "Isn't it just three hundred push-ups, it's too little, I want to do five hundred." ”

"What?" The instructor was obviously taken aback, and shouted in his mouth: "Nima, what about teasing me?" ”

"I mean, I'm going to do five hundred push-ups, and you don't have good ears and can't you hear clearly?" Zhang Ling asked loudly.

"You ......." The instructor was obviously angry, and then pointed at Zhang Ling and said: "Okay, okay, you do five hundred push-ups for me, if you do it, your company can rest for a day." ”

"Okay, you have to remember what you said."

After speaking, Zhang Ling took off the military hat on his head, lay on the ground and began to do push-ups.

A group of classmates from the company gathered around him and applauded, and the instructor's face began to become more and more ugly.

By the time Zhang Ling had done three hundred push-ups, the instructor's eyes were straight.

"Four hundred and ninety-seven, four hundred and ninety-eight, four hundred and ninety-nine, five hundred!"

"Brother Ling, I love you!"

Driven by the three roommates, the whole class rushed over to lift Zhang Ling up and cheered loudly.

"Ah, this boy is so good, he can do 500 push-ups."

"Yes, he's so enduring." A girl said with her face covered.

"Oh, people really want to give him a monkey." A girl said as she clamped her legs.

.......

"Hmph, what a showy guy." Nalan Lizi said with a muffled snort.

"Oh, our Miss Nalan actually cares about our classmate Zhang Ling, it's rare." Ling Fei leaned on Nalan Lizi's ear and said in a weird manner.

"Not really." Nalan Lizi gave her a blank look.

"Nima, is that guy human? Why is your physical strength so good......" The corners of the instructor's mouth were still twitching.

The promise made by the instructor, he had to fulfill it with tears in his eyes.

A company of classmates gathered around and played Truth or Dare.

The instructor found a book and asked the students to pass it on one by one, and then he shouted to stop, and whoever the book fell into will answer a question.

With a whistle, the book began to be transmitted, and finally stopped in the hands of Ye Azhe.

"Okay, this classmate, may I ask what is your favorite girl's name?" The instructor asked.

"Eh, this ......" Ye Azhe blushed and didn't know how to speak.

Well, if it's not convenient to answer, I'll accept the punishment and show everyone a talent." “

"Okay, just perform, I'll sing a song to everyone."

"Good!" The classmates applauded.

"Uh-huh......." Ye Azhejiang cleared his throat and began to sing.

"You ask me how much I love you, how much I love you, my love ......"

"Come down, I can't stand it."

"yes, what the hell is singing."

"It's fucking ugly!"

"yes, scared the baby to death!"

.......

Under the attack of dozens of poisonous tongues, Ye Azhejiang had no choice but to step down, still shouting in his mouth: "I'm the little Jay of the Northwest, a group of tasteless guys......."

After Ah Zhe sat back in his place, the game continued.

This time, it seemed that the instructor was specifically targeting Zhang Ling, and when the book was handed to Zhang Ling, he directly shouted to stop.

"I'm rubbing, it's my turn?" Zhang Ling stood up.

"Okay, this classmate, your task is to pick a girl to walk around us."

"It's as simple as just walking around?" Zhang Ling asked.

"Of course not, you need to carry her on your back or carry her around the big guy." The instructor replied.

"I'm rubbing, these military brothers are really good at playing, there must be no female soldiers in the army, they are too tormented, otherwise how would they think of such a perverted game, but I like ......."

"Okay, can you pick one?" The instructor said.

"Pick whoever I want?"

"Of course, but if you pick someone, they can refuse."

"Uh." Zhang Ling wanted to pick a girl, if people rejected him in front of so many people, it would be embarrassing.

In other words, this instructor shouldn't be intent on revenge on himself, right?

Zhang Ling looked at the female classmates in the class, no matter how she looked at it, she felt that Nalan Li was still good-looking, and among these girls, she was familiar with her.

Of course, this kind of relationship acquaintance is different.

Murong Wan'er asked Zhang Ling to practice lip language, and he thought that Nalan Lizi also had a female ghost by her side, and she must have practiced it.

"This Nalan Lizi is not simple, I must know a little lip language."

So, Zhang Ling had the attitude of trying it out, and said to Nalan Lizi with lip language: "Nalan Lizi, are you willing to cooperate with me to complete this game?" ”

Unexpectedly, Nalan Lizi's eyes blinked, and she said very happily with her lips: "I am willing!" ”

"Great!" Zhang Ling shouted in his heart, and then pointed at Nalan Lizi and said loudly: "I choose this classmate!" ”

Nalan Lizi stood up in response, and Zhang Ling thought in her heart: "Nalan classmate is a good girl, she doesn't hold grudges at all........"

"Report, I refuse to complete this game with this classmate Zhang Ling." Nalan Lizi raised her hand and said loudly.

"Nima, duplicity, a woman who says one thing and does another......" Zhang Ling's heart suddenly galloped over with 10,000 grass and mud horses.

The atmosphere suddenly became a little awkward.

Zhang Ling raised his eyebrows and immediately became witty.

He quickly rushed to Nalan Lizi's side, picked her up and ran away under her stunned gaze.

The surrounding students were stunned for a moment, and then burst into thunderous applause.

"Damn, 666."

"It's worthy of my brother Ling."

"I'll wipe it, it's okay, I'm the king."

"Bow down to the wind on the good day of the next flower!"

.......