El Salvador is a small country in North America, but it's small, it's a little bigger than a rotten city! The economy is also quite backward, belonging to the middle and low-income countries!

This day!

At the Congress of El Salvador, the president and a cadre of state officials all looked sad!

President Sander, a young man in his fifties, with a wrinkled face, knocked on the table, "Let's talk about it, it's time to be messy?" Agriculture, agriculture has nowhere to develop; Industry, industry can't develop! What do we use to build the economy and how to increase GDP? ”

The crowd was all the same, not speaking, as if they hadn't heard!

Sander also has a way to heal this group of grandchildren, and said lightly: "Who else pretends to be stupid for me, next month's salary will be halved, and the vacation will be canceled!" ”

This time, everyone couldn't sit still!

"President, why don't we develop fishing and animal husbandry?"

"That's right, go catch fish in the sea!"

"It's okay to catch the king, the king of the Pacific is the boss, catch one enough to eat for a day!"

"I'll see it!"

Xander rubbed his temples, "Don't, that fleet is full of magnesium devils, dangling in the sea more than fish, you catch a ball?" Say something reliable! ”

And so the people stopped talking!

Tander's head is starting to hurt again, this is ruining the position of the president, he wants to pick a little bit and quit, and he is worried about himself all day long for this GDP!

At this time, one of the councillors said tentatively: "Why don't we continue to engage in tourism?" ”

Sander waved his hand, "There's nothing to do!" Our country is such a big place, a fart here, you can smell it on that end, and there are no special attractions, what kind of tourism is there? There are still a few volcanoes to see, but few people dare to come all the way to see them. The pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info has developed to the current scale, which can be regarded as the end! ”

Speaking of this, Sander showed a look of annoyance again, and scolded: "Damn, do you think the Mayans are sick?" It is clear that our country is also one of their birthplaces, why don't they leave some relics down? What is the 'Sacred King Tower', it's good to build one or two, we can properly develop tourism now, right? ”

Someone said, "What, president, they built it!" But how many volcanoes do we have in our country? The volcanic eruption of 1920 was completely ruined - it was written in high school history and geography textbooks! ”

Sander looked at the man and stared!

Stared at it for a while!

Sander didn't feel like talking to him and threw a pile of papers at him, but said, "Just you, aren't you?" Also high school textbooks? History? Geography? Do you want to be the president? ”

"I'm sorry! President, I was wrong! That person is also a person who has seen a big scene, took the document steadily, and then handed it over indifferently!

But then, no one spoke!

And just like that, the meeting went into a stalemate!

Sander thought to himself: If only there was a 'Sacred King's Tower'......

After a while, someone suddenly ran into the parliament and said with a happy face: "President, good news, good news, our country has the Mayan 'Sacred King's Tower'!" ”

Everyone laughed!

Sander picked up the stapler and was about to throw it over, "You're laughing at labor, aren't you?" Are you also high Chinese? ”

The man directly put down a tablet, "President, it's true!" Look, it's really the 'Sacred King Tower', and it's coming to our country! ”

Everyone looked at him as if he was doing something, and they were a little confused, and then came over to look at the computer!

On the computer is the live broadcast screen, and the screen is ......

Oh, what a big pyramid, isn't this the 'Sacred King's Tower', sitting in the jungle on the edge of their border!

However, this tower seems to be from Guatemala next door, why did you come to our house?

Sander's eyes are usually hot for the five royal towers next door, and he often looks at them, and they are very familiar, so he recognizes them at a glance!

He was stunned and asked, "This, what's going on?" Who stole it? ”

The man said, "I don't know! This place is quite remote, and no one usually cares about it! Just now, our border patrol team suddenly wanted to go to that place on a whim, and then they found this thing, which is properly in our country. ”

Someone else said, "President, I know what's going on!" There was only an earthquake a few days ago, and there seems to be a slight movement of the earth's crust, and this 'Sacred King Tower' itself is not far from the junction, so it must have swam over at that time! - You see, this jungle has been clearly destroyed! ”

Sander's closer look, really, the ground can still see broken cracks!

Then he was ecstatic, "Great, this dozing pillow!" As soon as we got to the king tower, the heavens sent it to us, God bless labor and capital! ”

Someone asked worriedly: "President, after all, this thing belongs to the next door, will they come and move it back?" ”

Sander slapped the table, "Move the little demon fairy, when you get to the territory of labor and management, this tower is labor and management!" Someone come, immediately inform the world that this 'Sacred King Tower' belongs to the country of labor and management, and whoever the dares to say no, labor and management will send troops to rush with him! He added: "Pull up the Italian cannon of labor and capital, and move it to the king's tower, and if a bird dares to approach, it will be shot down by labor and capital!" Call the Minister of Tourism again......"

So, that's it!

Salvador: +1 for the Holy King's Tower!

Guatemala: Sacred King's Tower-1!

When the president of Guatemala learned about this, he said only two words: "Warge!" ”

……

Here at school!

When everyone heard Meng Xin's words, they all shook their heads speechlessly!

Not before, now there is?

What are you when the pyramid? Can I import something?

Isn't that!

"What's going on with Meng Xin? Isn't it crazy? ”

"It's such an awesome person, why are you so confused?"

"I think you can only explain it by lowering your head!"

"That's it!"

"It's a pity!"

At this time, Qin Sisidai's eyebrows frowned slightly, although she also felt that this was nonsense, but she instinctively thought that Meng Xin would not talk nonsense without any basis, so she took out her mobile phone and searched it......

She searched for a piece of news!

After seeing it, she was stunned for a moment on her pretty face, and she was completely stunned!

Then, she reacted to something and hurriedly took her mobile phone to Principal Jia!

When Principal Jia saw it, his old face was also stunned, and he was also very confused!

Principal Jia hurriedly walked out, "Minister Zhou, please don't be impatient, take a look at this first!" At the same time, he handed the phone to the teacher who was controlling the computer, "Mr. Wu, put this on the big screen!" ”

Minister Zhou and several other referees didn't know why, but since Principal Jia had spoken, they naturally wanted to take a look!

The next moment, a news item was broadcast on the big screen, "I am a journalist based in 'El Salvador...... Due to the movement of the earth's crust caused by the earthquake a few days ago, a pyramid that originally belonged to 'Guatemala' swam to the territory of 'El Salvador'! The spokesman for 'El Salvador' said that the pyramid would be an inherent property of their country......"

At the same time, the statement of the spokesperson of El Salvador to the world was shown on the screen, to the effect that:

"This tower is the laborers!"

"Its sacredness is like that of Taiwan Island for the country of flowers!"

"Who the dares to say no, labor and management will send the army to rush with him!"

"Who the would dare to say no? Who the dares? ”

"Did you say that?"

"Did you say that?"

The spokesman is always emotional, and who dares to say that he is not really going to do a fight!

After reading the news!

Referee: "......"

Teacher: "......"

Student: "......"

The well-behaved girl in the eighth camp: "......"

Whole School: "......"

Earthquake?

Crustal movement?

The pyramid swam past?

It's, too???

Everyone was confused, and they were completely confused!

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