Meng Xin was really scared! - Monkey King, the Great Sage, turned out to be also a 'paralyzed goods'. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

This is a serious problem, comrades.

Although the other immortals are paralyzed, they will pay attention to the next measure, and the dead will die with a new one; However, judging from "Journey to the West", the word 'proportionality' has never been in the dictionary of this monkey, and if he is given the opportunity to be paralyzed, human beings will become a rare species!

'The rotten city will definitely not be saved' - look at how clearly this flag is set up Obviously, if this flying hair is next, this sentence is the doomsday prophecy of the rotten city.

Therefore, Meng Xin is not going to ask for this scripture!

I can't afford it!

I can't afford it!

I really can't afford it!

The second senior brother looked at Meng Xin in amazement: "You really don't want it?" In fact, you don't have to worry too much, the master and the senior brother are not stupid, how can they send a hair with lethal supernatural powers, this is mostly just some auxiliary supernatural power. ”

Hehe, they're not stupid, but they're paralyzed.

The paralysis attribute is like a zombie virus, it has already swept the entire immortal world, and no one can be spared, even Tang Seng has probably been infected with 'paralysis goods', and he is no longer the simple and trustworthy master of Sanzang.

This hair may be plucked off by the monkey casually, he himself doesn't know what magic power is on it, if he is unlucky, let alone the rotten city, the flower country will be finished!

- Well, I have to say that Meng Xin's intuition is quite accurate, this is really a hair that Sun Wukong plucked casually!

The second senior brother scratched his head and sighed lightly, "Okay, if you don't want it, I'll get it back." ”

Meng Xin asked, "Get?" How to do it? "Don't be paralyzed anymore!

The second senior brother seemed to see through Meng Xin's thoughts, and promised: "Don't worry, there will be no accidents here, as long as you don't take the initiative to catch it, it won't pounce on you directly; As long as I cast a small spell on it, it will fly back on its own. ”

Meng Xin nodded, as long as you don't get paralyzed, whatever you want.

The next moment, the streamer shot to the window, and it didn't rush straight to Meng Xin, but stopped with a sudden brake, floating in the air, waiting for someone to take the initiative to get it.

Meng Xin also saw clearly what the streamer was, and it was indeed a scroll of scriptures, tied into a volume and tied with a single hair.

That hair...... It's obviously Sun Wukong's monkey hair.

The second senior brother confirmed again: "Meng Xin, this scripture is really a good treasure, are you sure you don't want it?" ”

It's not that I don't want it, it's that I can't afford it, and I want to live a few more years.

Meng Xin waved his hand, "Hurry up and send it back!" "I feel panicked when I look at it more, and I'm afraid that it will be stimulated.

The second senior brother nodded, "Okay." With that, he spit out a mouthful of mana at the scripture, and suddenly, the scripture trembled slightly, and then flew out again, and the flash disappeared.

Meng Xin breathed a sigh of relief, I avoided another paralyzing incident today, congratulations.

The second senior brother advised: "Meng Xin, I'll tell you okay first, I can't completely reverse the senior brother's spell, I can only let it go around in the air, and then contact the senior brother and ask him to take it back; So, if this thing flies to you again, just don't touch it. ”

Well, in other words, is it possible for the 'paralysis incident' to fly back again?

No, we must completely strangle the 'paralysis' in the cradle, and we can't give it a chance to resurrect.

Meng Xin immediately said: "Then you will contact Senior Brother now?" How convenient it is to make a phone call! "I don't know what's going on, but I feel that these immortals look like people have a mobile phone.

The second senior brother said: "No, that place in Huaguo Mountain is a dimensional fairyland, and the mobile phone signal can't cover it." But it doesn't matter, the senior brother pulled the network cable to Huaguoshan, I just need to get on the net and say it to him on QQ. ”

Meng Xin: "......"

What to do?

I feel like there are a lot of slots, but I don't know where to start throwing up!

Hey, forget it, whatever they want, just be happy.

Meng Xin nodded speechlessly, "That's it, that's it, you go back, take care." "If nothing else, I don't think we will see each other in a short time.

"Okay, Mengxin, you take care too."

With that, the second senior brother flew away.

……

Back to the cell.

"Where's the basin? Where's my basin? You didn't leave, did you? The God of Wealth hugged up, grabbed Meng Xin, and asked impatiently.

Meng Xin is a little annoyed by this guy!

Basin, your sister, basin, you know the basin in one day, do you change the word to die?

Is there only a basin left in your head?

"Yes, yes." Meng Xin showed him.

"Oh, it's good to be here, it's good to be here." The God of Wealth breathed a sigh of relief.

……

Don't be a family!

Don't Yihe looked at the two bear children in front of her with a stunned face, the black line on her head spread all the way to her waist, and there was only one sentence in her mind that kept repeating: "What the hell, what's the situation?" ”

"Mom, I'm hungry."

"Mom, give us something to squeak."

"Mom, I'm going to be angry if I don't have anything to eat."

"Mom, why don't we sell you a cute squeak."

The two bear children looked at Bei Yihe expectantly, and said one by one. The two bear children are less than three feet tall, a man and a woman, carved in pink and jade, just like a golden boy and a girl, and they are very cute.

Don't feel that the black line on his head has spread a little more.

Mom, your sister!

Who the fuck is you?

What the hell is this!

She looked at Guan Yinyin, who was reading on the bed—Guan Yinyin has been very fond of reading lately, and it's all musical—and asked blankly, "Yinyin, aren't you going to explain?" ”

As soon as she entered the door just now, she was hugged by these two bear children, one mother at a time, screaming happily, calling her confused.

"Huh? Oh, well. ”

Guan Yinyin seemed to be fascinated by it, and she didn't hear her question clearly!

Don't Yihe: "......"

She gritted her teeth and said, "Guan Yinyin!" ”

"Huh?" Guan Yinyin raised his head at this time, glanced at the current situation, and tilted his little head and said, "They are all children." Any questions? ”

Don't Yihe: "......"

I don't know why, she silently raised the brick in her hand.

"Uh." I've been getting along with Bei Yihe for a while, and Guan Yinyin also began to understand what this brick was for, and hurriedly said: "Oh, they are the two hamsters you raised, I rescued them, but for some reason, they have all turned into demons, which is what you see in front of you." ”

Don't be stunned!

These two goods are hamster demons?

Monster?

Guan Yinyin said before that she could save the two hamsters, but she didn't care too much about it, and let her take the two corpses, but she didn't expect it to be really rescued, and it became two monsters?

"They, this is a demon?" Don't ask blankly.

Just two domestic hamsters, why do they become monsters when they don't agree with each other? It's too simple, isn't it?

If those things on TV want to be cultivated into demons, don't they usually take hundreds or thousands of years?

I was in a cage a few days ago, and suddenly I became a monster, isn't that child's play?

Guan Yinyin continued to read the book and said lightly: "Because I gave them my own Taoism." Moreover, cultivating into a demon itself is also very easy, just one or two years. ”

Well, a year or two?

It's really simple.

According to this efficiency, it always feels like there are monsters walking all over the land on the land of planting flowers.

"Mom, I'm hungry."

"Mom, I'm hungry too."

The two bear children kept pulling the corners of Bei Yihe's clothes, and said cutely.

Don't Yihe looked at the two of them, revealing a deep groan: I feel, it's not bad to bring two talisman monsters or something, the protagonist is standard?

Thinking of this, a slight smile appeared on the corner of her mouth, and she squatted down and asked, "Which of you is Xiao Ash, which one is Xiao Bai?" ”

"Mom, I'm squeaky." The little boy said.

"Mom, I'm white squeak." The little girl said.

Well, white women and gray men!

It's also quite easy to remember.

Bei Yihe said again: "Tell me what you are good at?" What is Competency? "Talisman monsters or something, you have to be strong enough; Of course, the ability to assist in killing is also acceptable.

"Mom, I'm good at eating, and my ability is to eat super fast." Little White Road.

"Mom, I'm also good at eating, and my ability to eat faster than Xiaobai." Small Grey Road.

Don't Yihe: "......"

What the hell, what about the talisman demon beast that was said to be good?

It turned out to be two useless foodies again!

She glanced at Guan Yinyin, feeling that the three of you are mother and daughter.

She took a deep breath, "It doesn't matter if you don't have the ability, you can cultivate it slowly." Also, don't call me mom, call me sister, understand? ”

"But Mom, Sister Yinyin said she was going to call you Mom."

"Yes, Mom."

Don't Yihe: "......"

Sister Yinyin?

Hehe!

I don't know why, Bei Yihe has recently felt that the number of '......' in her head has increased dozens of times more than before, and she always unconsciously raises the brick in her hand, although there is no person who is suspected of being the protagonist.

You see, she's now lifting the bricks again, and it's two pieces to the left and right.

Guan Yinyin's body stiffened slightly when she heard this, didn't these two little bastards tell them not to say it!

Pills, pills!

Her eyes flickered, she thought of something, and hurriedly said: "Sister Yihe, I have found the trace of that wild monster, let's go and brush him together, explode equipment!" ”

Bei Yihe put down the bricks in an instant, got up and said, "Then what are you waiting for?" Let's go. "This is the most important thing.

"Mom, I'm going to squeak too."

"Mom, I'm going to squeak my equipment."

"Call Sister !!"

"Okay, Mom."

"No problem, Mom."

Don't Yihe: "......"

She raised the brick in her hand again.

……

At the door of the Internet café, the second senior brother scratched his head with an embarrassed expression, "Eh, I forgot that I need money to go online, I don't have a penny, what can I do." How can I contact my brother if I can't access the Internet? ”

He thought for a moment, "Hey, there's no way, so be it." When the senior brother finds out that his 'flying hair' is abnormal, he will take it back. ”

Thinking of this, he turned and left.

……

Huaguo Mountain!

Sun Wukong clicked on Dota, "Master, open the black and go." ”

Tang Seng also silently clicked on the dota, "The poor monk made a grand wish here: if he is not supernatural, the poor monk will not get off the plane." "The last time he made a grand wish, it was when he went to the West Heaven to learn scriptures - if he didn't get real gold, the poor monk swore not to return.

Monkey King: "......"

Sun Wukong: "Master, this is not very good, do you plan not to get off the plane for the rest of your life?" ”

Tang Seng: "......"

Tang Seng: "Splash monkey, before you become a supergod for the teacher, don't do anything else, just stay with the teacher to open the black." ”

Monkey King: "......"

It always feels like I'm going to play for years in a row; There's something abnormal about 'flying hair', and most of them can't be taken care of...... Well? Why do I mention flying hair?

Odd.

……

Time passed day by day, and another ten days passed.

It's already early June.

Meng Xin's case is still not decided, and he is being held in the old place; What's a little strange is that the God of Wealth is still there, and it stands to reason that his case didn't break out, so he should have been released a long time ago.

This can only be one reason, most of this guy was groped by the police.

"God of Wealth, it seems that we, the difficult brothers, are going to sit through the prison together." Meng Xin said in a good mood, it is strange and lonely to be in prison alone, and it is really necessary to pull a comrade to sit with him, which is called being happy alone rather than being happy.

"Fart, labor and management are not guilty, labor and management will definitely be released." The God of Wealth stubbornly struggled.

"Hehe, you can deceive yourself." Meng Xin smiled faintly.

"Labor and management must go out, and they must go out by any means, and labor and management must go out to repair pots."

Here it is again, this guy is three sentences inseparable from his basin.

"How long will it take for your broken pot to be repaired?" Meng Xin asked.

"It depends on how quickly you can gather the laws of fortune. The law of wealth and fortune is dispersed to the whole world, and everyone has it in their bodies, and I can't take it by force, so I can only use the altar to collect it gently, which is really difficult; I don't know how long it will take. Speaking of this topic, the God of Wealth's expression suddenly darkened, and he replied with a sigh.

Looting?

It turns out that this guy can still take it by force?

That's right, this guy is the God of Wealth after all, who believes it if he doesn't have any means.

Meng Xin asked curiously: "Then what if you take it by force?" ”

The God of Wealth said lightly: "There is no if, because in that case, that person will not be able to live, and I don't plan to destroy the world." Before, I have caught a lot of vicious people and completely plundered the laws on them, but the speed is also slow, so the time to find criminals is enough for me to deceive as many people. ”

Meng Xin is scared, he will die!

In other words, this guy is not only a pyramid schemer, but also a murderer!

That's amazing.

After being silent for a while, Meng Xin felt so bored again, he thought of something, and took out the gossip furnace in his ear - that's right, he also put the gossip furnace in his ear, which is called keeping up with the trend.

Then he took out the 'Level Attribute Detector' and wanted to see what the attributes of the God of Wealth were, which was also a pastime.

The God of Wealth glanced at the purple detector, and it was not surprising, apparently he had seen it earlier.

After Meng Xin put it on, he looked at the God of Wealth, and then pressed the black button, and a series of attributes were immediately displayed on the screen:

Grade: 888

Attribute:

My basin: 99999.

Who moves my basin I follow desperately: 99999.

I can't live without my basin: 99999.

When will my basin be repaired: 99999.

Note: 99999 is the maximum attribute value that can be detected by this detector, and the excess part is unknown.

Meng Xin: "......"

Grass and mud horses, what kind of messy attributes are these?

Is the detector broken, or is this one broken?

In this guy's life, is there really only a 'basin'? None of the other attributes? (To be continued.) )