As soon as Brother Li opened the door, a person rushed in from outside the door. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

Carrying a sack of money, he said to Brother Li: "I heard the Tianting radio last night, isn't the Tianting Bank open today, I want to save money!" ”

Brother Li looked at the lobby at this time.

Nima was only three o'clock in the morning.

At that moment, I just wanted to refuse him, saying that it would open at eight o'clock, but as soon as I saw the person, I immediately walked into the counter respectfully, clicked on the universal machine, and prepared to deposit it.

It was none other than Steve Jobs, the same communications bureau that Mr. Lu Xun had mentioned

But when he saw Jobs take out the money, he threw a lot of it in, and said to Brother Li: "Quick, quick, help me save it!" My wife is about to wake up. ”

Brother Li thought in his heart: Nima, is this Jobs' private money, no wonder he ran to the bank in the middle of the night to deposit money.

By the way, in other words, how can this bank deposit money without a money counter, can it be clicked by hand?

Brother Li was so stunned at the time.

Then I heard the universal machine start to speak: "Please take the money in and put it in the banknote slot." ”

So Brother Li did so and threw all the money into it.

Then this universal machine had a little money, a full million Heavenly Court coins, and then, this universal machine said: Please show the Heavenly Court certificate.

At the moment, this Jobs blew up.

"What? Do you need a court certificate to do business in your bank? What is it! So troublesome. ”

Brother Li had worked as a counter before, and when he saw this guy say this, he knew that he must not have brought a heavenly court certificate.

So I quickly explained.

However, it didn't work.

"Otherwise, I'll accompany you home to get the Heavenly Court Certificate, it's not a way for you to spend it like this, don't you say?"

Brother Ligo proposed a solution.

Jobs saw that there was no other way, so he could only nod, that's it, this Jobs took the money again, and then, Brother Li went out with him.

Looking at the car parked in front of the bank, it can be described as luxurious, this Nima is shining with gold, and he was really a rich man when he was alive, and he is still rich when he goes to heaven.

Then, Jobs took Brother Li to Jobs's house in this way.

Since this Jobs sneaked out, it was impossible for him to enter the house so swaggeringly, so before Jobs arrived at the door, he got off with Brother Li.

"I'm going to sneak into the house, you can wait outside."

Jobs said to Brother Li, who nodded.

And that's how Jobs slipped back home.

Subsequently, after taking out the Heavenly Court Certificate, he went back to the bank with Brother Li.

Originally, this story should have ended like this.

However, there are still surprises.

Brother Li didn't expect that this would be followed by the arrival of Jobs' wife.

Just when Brother Li had just opened a card for this Jobs with a universal machine and deposited the money into the card, he had just transferred the money to the treasury through the Heavenly Court Super Transmission System.

A man walked in at the door, none other than Marilyn, the wife that Steve Jobs had married when he was in heaven. Monroe.

That foreign actor with both talent and good looks.

But as soon as he came in, he grabbed Jobs's ear and said: "When the old lady doesn't know if it's not, sneak out to save private money, right?" Don't think you're doing such a thing, I don't know, old lady. ”

Jobs was screamed by him, and said loudly: "Wife, I don't dare, I'll give you all the private money." ”

Then, in the middle of the night, a bunch of reporters suddenly came out of the side, and they couldn't stop filming.

Then a bunch of reporters rushed over and asked Brother Li for an interview and report.

"May I ask if Jobs came to Tianting Bank to deposit private money, do you have any views as the president of Tianting Bank?"

……

Brother Li was speechless by these questions from them.

I can only laugh happily over there.

"I don't know, I don't know. "Prevarication.

After an hour of fuss there, the Monkey King suddenly appeared, and those reporters were hindered by Wukong's prestige in the Three Realms, so they sent those people away.

"Oh my god, what's going on with Jobs?"

Brother Li asked Wukong with a smile.

"Haha, since Jobs went to Heaven, after finding that Monroe as his wife, he is known in Heaven as a strict wife."

"Uh, this ......"

"That's why this Jobs sneaked out late at night to save private money, which is why today's scene is here."

Sun Wukong said with a smile, "Wait to see the entertainment headlines tomorrow." ”

Brother Li laughed, but he never expected that there would be such a funny thing in this heavenly court, and it would happen in his own bank.

I didn't expect that there would be entertainment headlines in this heavenly court.

Subsequently, Brother Li and Wukong began to clean up the bank, fortunately, Wukong had seventy-two changes, and he changed a few monkeys at random, and within a few minutes, the bank was cleaned, and even the plaque was spotless.

With the help of Wukong, the security guard, Brother Li suddenly felt a lot more relaxed, it seems that this Jade Emperor is really quite face-saving and sent him to help him.

Just after six o'clock, the Jade Emperor sent someone to spread the word that nine o'clock today is an auspicious time, and the opening ceremony will be held on time.

In view of the opening ceremony, it seems that the news of the Heavenly Court will still be broadcast live, and the scene must be made bigger, this is a bitter brother, he just came to the Heavenly Court, and he doesn't know many people, so he can only rely on Wukong's prestige in the Three Realms to invite people to congratulate him.

This Wukong can also be regarded as doing his best for the Heavenly Court Bank, almost divided into several clones, to invite people from all walks of life to come, except for those who are not moving, the West Heaven Buddha, etc., in less than two hours, it is to get a lot of people, these people, ghosts, snakes, gods, all walks of life, all of a sudden, this bank was crowded.

Brother Rang said to Wukong again and again: "Wukong, you come to my line to be a security guard, you really are a talent." ”

Wukong just smiled and said, "Where, where." ”

Then, when it was close to nine o'clock, the people from Tianting TV Station arrived, and the people from the financial system of Tianting, such as the Financial Department and the State Treasury, also arrived, it is said that the opening of Tianting Bank, the Jade Emperor also attaches great importance to it, and he will come in person later.

Brother Li got to know Wu Yong, who used to be the president of Tianting Bank before, yes, it was Wu Yong, the military advisor in the Water Margin, and now he has achieved the position of the financial secretary of Tianting. At the same time, I also met the person in charge of the Heavenly Court Treasury: Zhuge Liang, that's right, that Zhuge Liang of the Three Kingdoms.

As soon as nine o'clock arrived, the Jade Emperor came, and said a few words, saying that the opening of the Heavenly Court Bank was a blessing from the heavenly realm, and then, he asked Brother Li to work hard, try to bring the bank to the regular one, and finally cut a ribbon and went back. In the case of the opening ceremony, if Brother Li didn't have the help of the people called by Sun Wukong, I'm afraid it wouldn't be so beautiful, in short, it was firecrackers that shook the sky, gongs and drums sounded in unison, and it was very beautiful.

After the meeting, Brother Li immediately said that he would invite Sun Wukong to drink.

Wukong pretended to be there again and again, saying, "Monks don't drink, it's a sin." ”

It made Brother Li laugh over there for a while.

But the scenery is the scenery, but there is no one who came to do business, and after the celebration is done, everyone scatters like birds and beasts.

The original bank with infinite scenery is left with two people, Brother Li and Wukong.

"What should I do?"

Brother Li asked Wukong.

"I'm good at fighting and pulling people to call the field, but I really can't do anything about opening a bank."

Goku said with a shrug.

Just when the two of them were at a loss, suddenly a bunch of people rushed in.

"Hello, what business are you going to do?"

When Brother Li saw someone coming, he immediately became energetic.

However, when he saw someone coming in with an entertainment magazine, he saw what was written on the front page of the entertainment magazine, and he was stunned at the moment: "On the night of the opening of Tianting Bank, Jobs was caught red-handed by his wife Monroe for saving private money".