Chapter 41: The River Monster Eats People
I pricked up my ears to listen to the vernacular of a few old men at the next table What happened to Songhuajiang, but unfortunately it happened to be dinner at this time, and there were more and more people, and soon the voices became noisy. www.biquge.info I could only barely hear them say that they had lost their children, and I couldn't hear a word of what they said after that. My heart moved, that thing in the river shouldn't be to eat children, right? I asked Huang Tiansheng in my heart: "Tiansheng, did you hear what the table next to me said?" ”
Huang Tian asked me suspiciously: "I heard, what's wrong?" I forgot to pour the juice on the pot meat, there was too much fresh oil in the ground, and the eggplant box was not fried thoroughly, so let's mention Xiaoxue again. Why are you asking about this? ”
Depend on! Huang Tianshu shouldn't be hungry, right? I greeted Huang Tiansheng: "Tiansheng, do you want to come out and eat something?" ”
"Huh?" Huang Tian was stunned for a moment, and immediately continued: "No need, I can't get used to eating the food here, it doesn't taste good." It seems to be the gutter oil you often say, it smells, haven't you eaten it? It's disgusting. ”
I said to Huang Tianshu with a black line on my head: "Are you still letting me eat this?" ”
"Eat, don't eat and waste it. It is sinful to waste and not to cherish merit! Huang Tiansheng didn't feel that his words had caused me much pressure at all, and then said to me: "You compatriots, you are yourself, you really don't take your body seriously, but you are a loser." Our fur and horns are cleaner when eaten raw and skinned than the vegetables you fry in gutter oil. At least there is no peculiar smell, and there are few harmful to the body. Otherwise, why are so many immortal halls catching disciples now, this is a good time to accumulate merits, the resentment caused by you humans is too heavy, so you need the immortal family to come over and help you calm down. Of course, if it's too serious, we don't dare to manage it, and we can't manage it, and the higher authorities will deal with it. There are few demons and monsters in the peaceful and prosperous world, and there are not so many disciples who top incense, and they don't approve it, and they don't have any business. Open so many shops, don't wait for the yellow shop! In these five turbid evil worlds, we can't finish it. ”
I made Huang Tiansheng speechless, I originally wanted to ask him if he heard what the old men at the next table said about the Songhua River, but he went farther and farther away and taught me a lesson. I ate without squeaking, and Huang Tian saw that I didn't speak anymore, so he took the initiative to chat with me: "Xiaotian, you just wanted to ask me about the Songhua River, right?" ”
I ignored him and continued to eat, knowingly asking. Pull me back so far. Huang Tianshu was definitely intentional.
Huang Tiansheng smiled and said to me: "You also believe what they say, and don't continue to spread what you hear from hearsay, because if you don't do it well, you will create a mouth karma." But if you really want to hear it, I'll tell you. ”
I took a bite of home-cooked cold food, and then I said to Huang Tianshu in my heart: "Tianshui, it's not that I have a good letter to inquire, Hu Qingfeng hasn't come back yet, I'm not worried that something will happen to him." That's why I'm nervous about the news on the Songhua River, in case another Hu Bodhisattva-level big man pops up, aren't we looking for trouble for ourselves. Hu Bodhisattva didn't understand it. I don't want to be broken into the hall again. ”
"Don't worry, Hu Qingfeng won't be so quick to inquire about the news, and of course he won't come back too late, it should be about the same tonight." Huang Tiansheng then said to me: "The people at the next table just now said that there were several children by the river last night who slept at home and lost them. Now Harbin is full of wind and rain again, the family is wearing red cloth strips, eating canned peaches, hehehehehe......"
I got goosebumps from Huang Tian's sad laughter. I asked him, "What are you gaha?" Why are you laughing so mad? ”
Huang Tianqiang couldn't hold back a laugh and said to me, "It's okay, it's okay." I just think of the cat-faced old lady. ”
"You know the cat-faced old lady, too?" I asked him curiously, the cat-faced old lady is estimated to be famous all over the country, but there are various versions circulating, which is the nightmare of the post-80s generation of children. The version I experienced when I was a kid was that an old lady died and borrowed the gas of a civet cat that crossed over her during the mortuary, and ended up swindling the corpse. After eating the civet cat, half of the old lady's face turned into a cat face, and then she ran away like a cat. Legend has it that it specializes in eating children. So at that time, every household tied red cloth strips on the door, ate canned yellow peaches, and tied children's hands, necks, feet and necks with red ropes. I asked Feng Xue about the authenticity of this matter, because the place of the incident is relatively close to her home, her version is similar to mine, that is, it is a lot more complicated, and there are a lot of words, not only do you have to get these things that I don't know if they are good or not, but even walking has to have specific movements, I think what she said is a bit suspenseful, but the old lady is indeed a corpse, she is sure of this.
Why is it that every time there is such an inexplicable mysterious event, it is always inseparable from red cloth strips and canned yellow peaches? I asked Huang Tianju: "Do you have anything to say about canned yellow peaches?" After eating, it can change your life against the sky and prevent early death. Or after eating, the breath of yellow peaches emanated, and the tiger's body was shocked, and the evil demons worshipped their heads? ”
Huang Tiansheng smiled and said to me: "Peaches are indeed a common thing when breaking the customs, but eating them can save your life, I don't know this." Otherwise, why would I be against spreading falsehood? Don't always believe hearsay. ”
I asked Huang Tianshu curiously: "Can you tell me the story of the cat-faced old lady you know?" ”
Huang Tian said to me indifferently: "The old lady is in her life, but she doesn't want to die, so she borrows the anger of the tanuki." This is not unusual. So don't let cats or dogs get close to the body of someone who is about to breathe. Otherwise, it will be difficult to borrow the breath, when to disperse this breath, this deceitful corpse can stop. If you want to break this up, you have to use the Taishan charm, it's really not good to please, but it's good to draw a fake, but unfortunately it doesn't work. ”
"Finished?" I asked.
"It's over!" Huang Tianshu said: "It's not an uncommon thing, it's just that you are allowed to fly, this kind of thing used to happen a lot, but now the reason why it is not is because people are cremated directly after death, and they can't borrow gas if they want to." ”
"Then you mean that Harbin is also a rumor now?" I asked Huang Tian in confusion.
Huang Tianshu thought for a moment and said: "I don't dare to guarantee the loss of the child, because the boy and the girl are indeed good materials for refining the inner pill, but the red cloth strip or something, it's useless, it's so evil that it catches the child to refine the inner pill, will you care about this?" ”
There is so much news to be eaten in one meal. Now the way of the world......
After eating, my dad went to check out, and my mom asked me if I was upset and why I didn't say a word.
I said in my heart that I didn't even stop nagging, but she couldn't hear it. I smiled and said to my mom, "One is hungry and the other is tired, so I don't want to talk." How do you two look at the house? It's almost time to buy it, it's best to buy a three-black one, let's install it ourselves. ”
My mom nodded and said to me, "It's almost the same as your dad's research, just wait for you to come up with an idea." There are three black ones, and some of them are finished. ”
"I don't have an idea, you two just look good, buy the one with an elevator on the high floor, if you don't have an elevator, buy a lower floor, the third floor is just right, the fourth floor is the highest, it can't be higher, or it will be inconvenient for you to go up and down the stairs in the future."
My dad had just come back from settling the bill, and when he heard me, he said to me, "What are you worried about us doing?" We won't live with you, and it's not too late to go to you when we can't move, and finally I'm left with your mother, and we can stop. ”
I smiled and said to my dad, "Then you have an idea, I can do anything!" ”
In the afternoon, I was really tired when I went out of my body to Tangkou. After going home, ignoring my dad and the two of them went to study the real estate again, I went back to the house after a simple wash. Before I went to sleep, I asked Huang Tianzhuan: "Tianshui, when will Qingfeng come back?" ”
Huang Tianshu thought for a moment and said to me, "I will definitely come back before the time." ”
"If he wants to come back, you ask him not to look for me first, I'll stop sleeping, if it's urgent, it's ugly, and if it's not urgent, I'll talk about it later." I instructed Huang Tian to hurt himself.
Huang Tian responded, and I rolled over and was about to fall asleep.
Before I could fall asleep, I vaguely heard someone singing Nalan Xingde's "Magnolia Flower Order" from a long distance. Quasi-ancient decisive words Cambodian friends", that is, "if life is only as first seen", at first I didn't hear the truth, but more and more clearly into the ears, I couldn't help frowning, grandma's, the old lady has snatched it back, what do they want?
After listening for a while, I was distraught, and suddenly opened my eyes and saw Huang Tianshu standing in front of my window, I was in the north bedroom, and the window was facing the park. Huang Tianshu stood in front of the window, could it be that he also heard this voice? I shouted, "God's work!" ”
Huang Tianshu turned his head with a serious face and said to me, "This ghost voice seems to be coming at us." ”
I sighed and said to Huang Tianju: "It's endless, it's the twin gods, who hurt Wei Yuwei, and the ghost who grabbed the old lady grabbed the felt bag, grandma." Pestering me! How did I become a neighbor with them? I'll sell this house tomorrow and buy a new one far from this park! ”
Huang Tianshu frowned, and said to me coldly: "It's not that you are neighbors with them, it is they who are looking for you to be neighbors." Wherever you move, they will follow. ”
"Seal my ears quickly, I really want to sleep, they like to sing in the middle of the night, let them sing. I don't want to hear it! I said impatiently to Huang Tianju.
Huang Tianshu stretched out his hand and pointed, and my world was quiet. I rolled over and went to sleep! With Huang Tian's injury to escort, I can sit back and relax.
Thanks to Huang Tianju, I slept so well this night that I didn't even have a dream. When it was slightly bright, I went to the toilet, and when I came back, I found that there were more people in the house, and it turned out that Hu Qingfeng had returned. I yawned and said hello to Hu Qingfeng, Hu Qingfeng smiled at me and said, "You sleep with you, I'm not in a hurry, I'll talk about it later." (To be continued.) )