There are two villains in the head of the big man who are making trouble, and they are very noisy.

Villain A said: "Pick up a conversation, hurry up!" Where to find such a beautiful girl? Sexual encounters are a blessing from the previous life, if you don't grasp it, you will regret it in the future, and you won't even cry without tears. ”

Villain B said: "Pick up, pick up your sister!" Encounter, encounter your head! A good man has ambitions in all directions, and he should focus on his career. Why do iron-blooded pure men have no wife? Children and daughters are all floating clouds. Now we have a mission in our bodies, and it is the right way to make Huaxia personally turn his back and turn his fart and urine. ”

Villain A said: "Villain B, you have been eroded and brainwashed by the poisonous thoughts of ISBS. Life is given by parents, and God wants to die for ISBS and Dr. Bagh Earth? Don't forget that ISBS is listed as a terrorist organization all over the world, a stumbling block to world peace, and everyone is condemned. We have to live well, not for others, but for ourselves, and enjoy every day on earth. Of course, there is an erotic encounter in front of you, and you still have to take action. ”

Villain B said: "Villain A, Bagaya Road, you dare to say that ISBS is a terrorist organization?" Are you getting impatient? Believe it or not, I reported you to Dr. Bag-Earth? ISBS is not a terrorist organization, it is a changemaker of the world, a defender of freedom, a champion of freedom. It is a ray of light that points the way to lost humanity; It is the chicken soup of the soul, washing the filth of the human heart; It's ......, uh, that, that, Although the methods of our ISBS are a little cruel and kill a lot of people, it is necessary, which revolution will not kill people? Our aim is to use force to smash a dirty old world and create a new one. ISBS mighty! ISBS domineering! ISBS is invincible in the world! ”

The villain said: "You are not saved, die!" We're going to have sex now. There are few women in Huaxia, and having an affair is one, and hooking up with a pair is a pair, which can be regarded as revenge for their country. I heard that Huaxia is preparing to learn from the white goose to list the country's beauties as a strategic resource and ban exports, and if you don't hook up now, you won't be able to hook up in the future. ”

Villain B said: "Cut, do you think Chinese girls are so easy to hook up?" Do you have a house? Do you have a car? Pretending to be rich and handsome, without a house or a car, you hook up with African cannibals and South American Amazon primeval jungle savage girls! ”

Villain A said: "This is a bad statement, the pretending to be rich and handsome is also very marketable in China, especially foreigners." I have heard that many black Africans are very open in China, and the beautiful women are sticky, and they can't push away. ”

Villain B said: "Three feet above the head there is Allah, two feet above the head there is Dr. Bagh Earth, and one foot above the head there is Muhan Mosu!" They are not allowed to have sexual encounters with our Islamic Lan believers, and any sexual encounters will have to die. ”

Villain A: "Spicy next door, villain B, you shut up for me." We're going to have sex now! ”

Villain B: "Fuck your grandma, meet your uncle,......"

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The big man had a headache after his thoughts, and he rubbed his temples vigorously to make his disordered thinking clear.

No one may believe it when she says it, but the big man of Yinni has fallen hopelessly in love with her after two seconds of staring at Xiaoxiao.

For the man who fell in love at first sight, the big man of the ink clay is not the first, and it will not be the last. No way, the charm of people's smiles is so great.

Regarding the choice of having an affair or carrying out a mission, he was very difficult, really embarrassed, because what the villain A and B in his head said was very reasonable. It would be great if you could not only have a successful encounter with the little beauty next door, but also complete the tasks assigned by the organization!

Hey, is there such a solution?

It's hard to find a solution, but if you squeeze your head, you can still come up with it. A flash of inspiration flashed in the big man's head, and he grinned, the kind of smile that suddenly opened up, because he had an idea.

If the big man takes the initiative to laugh and talk, there is some possibility of success, but the probability is rounded to zero. The big man also thought of this, after all, he was a poor dick, pretending to be rich and handsome. In order to increase the probability of successful sex pick-up to 100%, he did not hesitate to take risks, went to heaven with Xiaoxiao Children's Shoes, and went to the Garden of Eden to be a couple of mandarin ducks.

After death, few go to heaven and many go to hell. The big man thinks that he will go to heaven after death, who gave him the confidence? Or is he thick-skinned and thinks he can go to heaven?

On the way to the Garden of Eden with the little beauty next to him, the big man will complete the tasks assigned by the organization. In his opinion, his death is for the glory of ISBS, for the better tomorrow of the world, and the all-powerful caliph al-Bagh will pray for him to ascend to Elysium as soon as possible, and the Al-La, who is in the heavenly realm, will also pull him along.

At this moment, the big man of Yin Ni thought so, and he was very excited. When he first received the mission, he was really afraid of the truth behind the poisonous oath that he would complete the mission. And now, there is a little beauty who died with him, accompanied him to heaven to be a couple, and finally that trace of fear suddenly disappeared without a trace.

Suddenly, the big man who had no nostalgia for life and no fear of death pressed the call button. After a while, a beautiful flight attendant walked over.

"Sir, how can I help you?" The beautiful stewardess asked softly.

A hint of coldness flashed in the eyes of the big man of Yin Ni, and he said, "I'm a little thirsty, can you bring me some drinks?" ”

First-class passengers are God, for their requests, as long as they are reasonable, the flight attendants will not refuse, just drinks, not to mention, give, give as much as you want.

"Yes, what kind of drink do you like to drink?" Beautiful flight attendant.

"Bring me a glass of orange juice, a glass of Coke, and a glass of milk." The big man said, and then added, "I need an empty glass in addition." May I? ”

The flight attendant hesitated slightly, "Yes, it's just that now that the plane is about to land, are you sure you want to drink so much?" ”

The big man smiled, pointed to the neighbor who was quietly looking at the scenery outside the window, smiled, and whispered to the flight attendant: "Enjoy it for two, you know!" ”

The beautiful stewardess smiled knowingly, revealing two shallow dimples at the corners of her mouth, not to mention how charming they were. She can understand the obscene thoughts of the big man in Yinni, pick up girls, hunt for beauty, and everyone on the earth understands, and said, "Okay, you wait a minute." ”

Just as the beautiful stewardess was about to turn around and leave, the big man called her again, "Beauty, please stay." ”