Chapter 127: The Tiger Girl is Lost, and the Joy of Literature is Up!
Hu Tian immediately smiled when he saw Lao Li's angry appearance, and began to walk towards the stage, and the people who ate melons were also very natural and involuntarily got out of the way, Hu Tian looked at Lao Li while walking, and said casually: "I, I'm afraid that you will come to this event alone and have no opponent, I'm afraid that you will be lonely, I'm afraid that you will be lonely, as for who notified me, you can guess, haha......"
As soon as Lao Li heard Hu Tian teasing himself in front of so many people, his mouth suddenly trembled, and his body trembled with him, Lao Li stretched out his hand and pointed at Hu Tian for a long time without saying anything, until Hu Tian came on stage and walked to his side. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
Hu Tian smiled very proudly when he saw Lao Li like this, and his arm was also on Lao Li's shoulder, and said with a smile: "Li Tian, why have you lost so much weight after not seeing you in a few days?" Haven't you talked to me about it, can't eat, can't sleep? ”
"I've been with you, I'm sorry, I'm thinking about when you'll die every day." Lao Li finally couldn't bear it anymore, turned his head and looked at Hu Tian with a grim face, and said gloomily, the voice was not very loud, so ordinary people couldn't hear it, but Wen Zhile heard it, and the expression on his face was instantly wonderful, and he muttered: "Two strange old men......"
"Oh." Hu Tian immediately showed a frightened expression when he heard this, and the expression on Hu Tian's face changed back after pretending for a while, and he approached Lao Li as soon as he put his head together, and whispered: "Lao Li, you are afraid, are you afraid that I will slap you in the face again today?" Don't worry, I promise not to hit you in the face today. ”
"Get out!" Lao Li scolded Hu Tian fiercely with a hideous face, but Hu Tian shrugged his shoulders and ignored Lao Li with a wicked smile, but Lao Li was trembling with anger, and his face was about to turn the color of pig liver......
"Look at this kind of relationship, it's been a long time, you're angry with me, I'm angry with you? These two old people are interesting, have a chance to talk to them! Wen Zhile looked at the magnificent two and smiled, there should be nothing wrong with this kind of person to get to know him, and it may be good for him to get acquainted in the future!
The host, who had been in a state of bewilderment, finally came to his senses, watching the excitement of the two old people gradually subside, the host smiled awkwardly, and looked at the excited melon-eating crowd in the audience and was dumbfounded, don't you want to gloat so much! Hey, let's start early, so as not to have an accident, the host put the microphone to his mouth and said, "Is there anyone else who wants to participate?" No one participated, right, so let's watch these four come to the game first, and get on the props! ”
As soon as the host's words fell, Wen Zhile saw a young man pushing a small cart up in the background, and carefully looked at the scrolls in the small car, Wen Zhile smiled, this is the unreleased couplet! Well, a group of men came up from behind carrying a table or something, is this to be written?
Several people on the stage who were ready to participate in the event moved their eyes to the small car, as for the large number of people behind, they directly ignored it, the four of them looked at the scroll in the small car and showed a confident smile, the four of them stared at the young man and pushed the car to the middle of the stage, they were all ready to move, but the tiger girl and the second man who came up their desire was not so strong, after all, the pressure brought by the two old people could be felt!
"Ahem." The host saw that everyone's eyes were not on him, and a dry cough into the microphone attracted everyone's attention, and after everyone's eyes moved behind the host, the host immediately smiled and said: "All the props are up, let me talk about the rules of the event, the four of them each draw a scroll, of course, the content is different, so you can rest assured, there will be no unfairness." There are also graded scrolls.,The scrolls you draw each time are basically about the same level.,Four people have five minutes to think after drawing the scroll.,If it's outdated, it's eliminated.,If it's right, then move on to the next round.,Except for the 500,000 prize is separate.,Other jewels can be obtained repeatedly.,You understand? ”
"Continue below." The four of them all said the same sentence in unison, the host smiled and continued: "Actually, this is a game, not a game, if there are no two of you four against eight pairs, then this event does not exist to compete with each other, all of them are pairs of couplets to get prizes, if two of you have eight pairs of couplets, then you are competitors, but I hope that two of you can play eight pairs!" Okay, if you can match it, please write it on the scroll, each with a variety of pen and ink, everyone chooses at will, everything that should be said has been said, now please draw the scroll! ”
"Wait." Hu Tian waited for the host to raise his hand to stop after speaking, and everyone was instantly confused, but Wen Zhile was puzzled in his heart, what kind of moth is this old man going to have?
Hu Tian saw that everyone's eyes moved to himself, nodded slightly with a smile, and said: "Each chooses the scroll, the couplets you said are different, then there must be a difference, I think this form is unfair, I propose that the four of us only draw one scroll and answer at the same time, I think this is fair, just and open, what do you think?" ”
"Yes, this method is fair, I support it!"
"This old man's brain is very flexible, this method is good, support!"
"That's it, you guys should start quickly, it's going to be dark when you're grinding and chirping!"
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The people who ate melons all talked loudly, and Wen Zhile moved his eyes to the faces of the three of them, and the three of them were all in deep thought, they should consider the pros and cons, but this method is fairer than before, after all, the topics of the four people are different, how can they convince others!
"Yes." The three of them all nodded and agreed, Hu Tian nodded with a smile, and said to the host: "That's it, you choose an audience to pick the scroll!" ”
"Good ......" the host responded with a confused face, and gradually came back to his senses, and after a wry smile, he watched the audience choose it, and the four of them also chose a table and walked over!
The host looked left and right for a while, then looked at a beautiful woman and smiled, stretched out his hand and pointed to a beautiful woman in the crowd and said: "That's it, the first couplet will be selected by you, please come to the stage to help, we will have souvenirs to distribute." ”
"Ah, me? Come on! The beauty didn't react at first, but when the host said that there was a souvenir to give, she immediately became excited, and ran up excitedly after pretending to be forced, Wen Zhile shook his head when he looked at this beauty, and muttered: "Isn't it ugly people who are weird?" It's beautiful and weird......"
The selected beauty jumped up and down, and the slightly larger breasts shrugged and shrugged also attracted the attention of many people, Wen Zhile guaranteed that he accidentally saw it!
"Do you want to choose from this?" The beautiful woman walked up to the host and pointed to the scroll in the car and asked, the host nodded and said, "That's it, I announce the start of the event!" You can pick and choose. ”
"Okay." The beauty said happily and walked over, and when she walked to the side of the car, she reached into the car, turned it over, turned it over twice, and finally pulled up a scroll, turned her head and pretended to be cute, thought about it, turned around, walked to the host's side, raised her hand to hand it to the host, and said, "It's chosen." ”
The host smiled at the beauty, stretched out his hand and pushed back the hand handed over by the beauty, and said, "Okay, our first scroll has been selected, now please ask this beauty to open the scroll, and then read it aloud to these four friends, let's start." ”
"Oh." The beauty pouted in response, and began to untie the bow ribbon on the scroll, and it was untied after a while, but she didn't look at it, but turned to face the four people, smiled at the four people and then opened the scroll, the beauty looked at the scroll and spoke, and said: "Everyone, please listen, Shanglian: Wangjianglou, Wangjiangliu, Wangjianglou Wangjiangliu, Jianglou is eternal, Jiangliu is eternal." ”
"Alright, beauty, please face the scroll to them." The host smiled and hurriedly commanded the woman, and the beauty quickly turned the scroll over when she heard it, looking at the four of them showing an embarrassed look, the host smiled and said, "The five-minute timer starts, please." ”
"This Shanglian is good, the old man didn't come in vain today! Hahaha......" Hu Tian said loudly with a smile, and then picked up the brush on the table and took the lead in writing, Wen Zhile watched Hu Tian start to write, but muttered in his heart, this difficulty is not small, he has a golden finger to know that he can answer like a stream, but the time for him to say a word came up, this person has a lot of ink in his stomach!
And the other three frowned and remembered, the other two Wen Zhile didn't care, but Hu Niu couldn't answer, and she couldn't go up to help, if only she could ask an assistant! You shouldn't have let the tiger girl go up just now, how good it would be to go up and pretend to be forced to show the tiger girl!
"Not bad, not bad." Hu Tian suddenly raised his head, looked at what he wrote on it, nodded with satisfaction, and commented, no matter how it was written, but he successfully intervened with the remaining three! All three of them are a little anxious!
"Ouch, are you guys done writing it too?" Hu Tian pretended to be very surprised and looked at the three of them, and teased the three of them in a very unbeaten tone, but Lao Li's body suddenly shook and said, "What are you arrogant!" Do you think you're the only one you can do? You may be the one who has the last laugh! ”
Lao Li said disdainfully to Hu Tian, lowered himself and picked up the brush on the table and began to write, but the tiger girl and the other person on the field were stunned, they hadn't come out yet......
"Tiger girl, I believe in you, come on." Wen Zhile suddenly raised her head and shouted, as soon as Hu Niu heard Wen Zhile call her, her eyes instantly moved to Wen Zhile, and Wen Zhile saw a sense of failure and frustration in her eyes......
Wen Zhile looked at the tiger girl's eyes and instantly became uncomfortable, this is her own woman, how can she be embarrassed on stage alone! Lao Tzu's woman can't be right, then Lao Tzu comes, if you don't "knock out" your teeth, I can't do it!
Wen Zhile looked at the tiger girl and instantly showed a smile on her face, gave the tiger girl a reassuring look, raised her legs and walked to the stage, but Wen Zhile's move made the tiger girl confused, the tiger girl was in a hurry, what is he going to do? You can't do it for me......
Wen Zhile's actions also attracted everyone's attention, but Wen Zhile was not moved by these gazes, and walked to the stage with a smile all the time, until he walked to the side of the tiger girl, Wen Zhile reached out and touched the tiger girl's hair, and whispered: "Watch your future husband find you a place, good." ”
Wen Zhile looked at the tiger girl's face that turned red in an instant and smiled, his eyes moved to the few people on the stage, and said confidently: "This is my woman, I went to the bathroom just now, so my girlfriend signed up for me, now it's up to me, you have no objections, right?" ”
Everyone was stunned and stunned, your sister, you just confronted this old man! You went to the bathroom, who confronted this old man! Don't say it's a ghost! But everyone can also see Wen Zhile's thoughts, isn't it embarrassing for his woman! Then you're on!
The corners of the host's mouth on the stage twitched, but Lao Li ignored him, but the man who had no sense of existence pulled his head down, and he couldn't come up! However, Hu Tian looked at Wen Zhile but laughed, and it could be seen from his eyes that he admired Wen Zhile's approach! "We have no objections, if you think you can, then you can go for it." ”
"There's nothing I can't do! I said yes, I said yes, I said yes, I said yes, my wife gave me ink! Wen Zhile's strong momentum of self-confidence was instantly emanated, and everyone was shocked when they saw it, and the eyes of Hu Tian and Lao Li also flashed in an instant!
Hu Niu was instantly stunned when she looked at Wen Zhile's confident and high-spirited appearance, she felt that Wen Zhile was so reliable like never before! His arms are so secure! His arms are so warm! His people are so good! As for Wen Zhile calling her wife, Hu Niu has already tacitly agreed in her heart that she is Wen Zhile's wife in the future!
Hu Niu looked at Wen Zhile and smiled happily, and said coquettishly: "Husband, the slave family will start now, wait a minute." ”
Wen Zhile listened to the tiger girl's crispy scream, almost choked on saliva, turned his head to look at the tiger girl's shy appearance and was shocked, happy, happy!
And those single women in the audience were instantly envious and jealous, no matter what Wen Zhile's ability was, but he dared to go on stage to embarrass his girlfriend, he was a handsome man worth marrying!
"Handsome guy, look at me, I got a bed in the kitchen, choose me, ah......"
"Choose me, choose me, my childish (huge) breasts are soft, easy to push down, choose me, ......"
"A group of shameless women, I really disdain you for such actions! Actually, I want to say, you choose me......"
"Don't ...... Bilian"
Wen Zhile was dumbfounded when he heard the commotion of the woman below, it was terrible for this woman to go crazy, Wen Zhile squinted at the tiger girl, and confirmed that the tiger girl was not angry before he was relieved, as for these melon-eating people, let them make trouble!
Several people on the stage watched Wen Zhile and Hu Niu show their affection so much, they were all helpless, this kid is blessed, they are all thinking about why they haven't met this kind of woman before, regret......
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It's been a long time.
Hu Niu put down the ink block in her hand, looked at Wen Zhile and said shyly: "Husband, the ink is ready." ”
"Good!" Wen Zhile responded with a smile, reached out and picked up the brush and dipped it in ink, and after moving his arm to the rice paper, he closed his eyes and pondered, Wen Zhile was looking for a state!
When everyone saw Wen Zhile's appearance, they all held their breath and concentrated, but Wen Zhile was still unmoved, his calligraphy was very good, but every time he wrote, he had to find the state!
It's been a long time.
Wen Zhile suddenly opened his eyes, and a light appeared in his eyes, and he put pen to paper! [Guanyun Pavilion, Guanyun Xing, Guanyun Pavilion on Guanyun Xing, Yunting Quartet, Cloud Quartet. ] Wen Zhile pen like a pen walking dragon snake, more unrestrained and free, the whole person seems to be a combination of human and pen, the momentum is very majestic, this scene is very spectacular! When Wen Zhile wrote the last stroke, Wen Zhile closed his eyes again, as if he was enjoying the artistic conception, and Hu Tian, who was standing on the side, looked at the words written by Wen Zhile stupidly and was shocked!
Although the people who eat melons can't see what Wen Zhile writes, they are worthy ......of applause for their appearance of Chong Wen Zhile, which is so beautiful! It's spectacular! (To be continued.) )