"Good evening, stupid normal people!"

In all corners of the streets of Tokyo, the electronic screens originally used to broadcast commercials flickered, and a teenager with a frenzied face appeared on the big screen, shouting excitedly with a microphone in his hand. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

At this time at night, such a sound instantly attracted the attention of countless passers-by, whether it was a drunken office worker, a street girl who openly solicited guests in the red light district, or a young man who came out at night to seek excitement to soothe the empty soul, they all involuntarily stopped their hurried steps.

Of course, the "stupid normal people" is the point!

Who is tolerable or who is unbearable, do normal people still have to be ridiculed these days!

You're going to be killed by the palace like this! Everyone silently raised their middle fingers in their hearts and spat them shamelessly.

Bah! Secondary two disease!

But soon, these people couldn't get up, because they inadvertently turned their heads and found ...... Nima's whole of Tokyo is occupied by this middle school sick boy!

"O sick man! Surrender to me! Fear me, you who are not sick! World! Will be trampled under my feet! Wowha! Hahahaha! Hahaha! The crazy looking middle school boy held the microphone in his hand and shouted out an extremely shameful word.

But what's even more terrifying is ...... Not only are the electronic screens on the high-rise buildings full of him, but even the TV sets of every household suddenly stopped showing programs, and all of them were converted into live videos of this secondary and second disease.

"Gollum!" , normal people who found this involuntarily swallowed their saliva.

This is not scientific! How long has it been since this last happened! There are only a few earthquakes of magnitude 10 or higher and the nuclear leakage.

How did this secondary two disease do it! Don't...... Is this the legendary super hacker! If it's a normal paid application, it's at least a billion yen! We don't believe that this secondary two disease will be so bad!

"Gentlemen!" , Standing in the live broadcast room of the Tokyo TV Tower, Liyue had an excited expression on his face, holding a microphone close to his mouth and shouting, "I like Lori!" ”

it!

"Gentlemen! I love young girls too! ”

I hold a big grass!

"Gentlemen! I like the most of all! ”

Erkang! Kill this tease for me!

At this time, the hearts of the people of Tokyo are broken, the festival is shattered, the facial expressions are petrified, and the three views can be reconstructed!

No, no, no! This plot is not right! Why did a middle school doctor suddenly appear shouting the lines of such a perverted gentleman!

"That's right! I'm a pervert! I'm a gentleman! I just love Lori and young girls! The second teenager on the electronic screen seemed to guess the complaint in people's hearts, and suddenly shouted loudly, proudly, and disdainfully.

The silent people of Tokyo all did the same thing, whether it was an enemy or a natural enemy, whether it was a divorce or a mistress, they all let go of their past hatred at this moment, picked up their mobile phones, and dialed an overseas phone number.

"Hello? Is it Aoyama Psychiatric Hospital? ”

Yes, a psychotic like this, only the legendary Aoyama Mental Hospital will be able to suppress him!

"It's useless! Stupid normal people! As if he had seen people's movements through the screen, the secondary two teenager on the electronic screen shouted in a disdainful tone, "I just escaped from that spicy chicken mental hospital!" As long as you kidnap the dean's 4-year-old granddaughter, it's not too easy to cheat out the key or something! ”

it!

You beast! Even a 4-year-old girl can do it!

No, it's not! The beast had already said that he liked young girls! So...... Seems normal, huh?

How did you come up with the idea of abducting a young girl? Will your brain hole be able to break through the sky again?

The people of Tokyo say that their IQ has been insulted!

It's not a matter of personality anymore, it's dignity!

Soldiers can be killed, not humiliated, heads can be broken, blood can be shed, and the second disease must die!

"Gentlemen!" As if feeling the raging anger in the hearts of the masses, Liyue suddenly put on a serious expression and solemnly said to the audience (poor citizens) in front of the camera, "Actually, I am a very serious and serious person!" Today is also a very serious thing to explain! “

Put tm bullshit! You're not a driver at all!

The people of Tokyo once again gave their middle fingers up tacitly.

As Tong Yang Da said: There is no road in the world, there are many people walking, and all TM is a routine!

"So, let's make a pleasant ad for the first time!" , Li Yue said excitedly with a card full of lines in his left hand.

It's not pleasant at all! Bastard!

But will Aotian care about these ordinary normal people? The answer is well known, of course...... No, it won't!

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"Shoot me! Shoot me! A blonde double ponytail Lori jumped up and down behind Liyue with an excited face, pressing Liyue's back, and happily reached out to the camera.

There is only one feeling from Yue, well, the European pie is soft on his back! OK! It's a cup!

"Let go of Liyue for me! The Evil King's True Eyes Fly! A certain six-flowered cute beast kicked the fluttering double ponytail with lightning speed, and then silently dragged Lori's double ponytail, domineering and swore loudly to the stunned audience in front of the camera, "The pitch-black flame envoy can only belong to the true eye of the evil king!" Above! ”

Then, very dashing and bohemian, she turned away, oh, of course, and she didn't forget to drag away a certain double ponytail.

The people of Tokyo said: Now you are playing Kai! It's not enough to have a blonde Lori with an A-cup! Even soaked a b-cup purple-haired Lori with more powerful combat power?

Hey? Why aren't we surprised that two loli will run out?

People glanced at Liyue on the electronic screen, and suddenly realized...... Sure enough, it's because of a more perverted secondary two disease!

"So", Li Yue calmly ignored the two poor-breasted girls, re-focused his face at the camera, and said calmly, "Let's start our feature film today." ”

"Click!"

The camera switches to a very large activity room, and then ...... A battle tyrannosaurus has appeared!

Wait a minute! What is this Battle Tyrannosaurus doing with! It suddenly grabbed a six-flowered beast and fought!

"Battle Tornado!"

it! As soon as it opens, it's a big move.,It's still a Lori skill! Is this really a big husband!

No, it's not over yet! Lori resisted it perfectly!

In the midst of the wide mouths and dull eyes of the people of Tokyo, a girl with standard breasts suddenly appears and summons a humanoid self-propelled cannon suit.

The people of Tokyo were silent for a while, and decisively put on a pair of black sunglasses to prevent their eyes from being blinded by the next episode.

Sure enough, the next plot is quite exciting, and it involves 18x, not suitable for children, etc., such as the battle tyrannosaurus beast angrily plucking the stupid hair of the six-flowered cute beast, and then turning into a steel Garuru, freezing a certain standard milk girl or something.

In the end, the video ended, leaving only a string of large characters floating in the middle of the screen, dazzling!

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The people of Tokyo raised their middle fingers again, and broke out with endless complaints in their hearts: We are not the second disease!

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In a dark alleyway and an ordinary Japanese-style room, a red-haired boy and a pink-haired girl have a surprise smile on their faces at the same time.

"Found it! Protagonist! ”

"Found it! Brave! ”