What the hell went wrong?! It was all good before!

Why does she keep asking me if I stick out my tongue?

Sticking out your tongue? No way...

Wang Xingyan, who seemed to have discovered the crux of the problem, couldn't help but look at Zhao Mengyu who was indifferently packing up things in front of him. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Dream language?"

"Well, I have something I want to talk to you about, can you stop?"

Seeing that she still ignored herself at all, she cleaned up by herself. Helpless, Wang Xingyan could only follow suit and say: "Do you think that if you stick out your tongue, you will get pregnant?" ”

Zhao Mengyu paused, and then continued to clean up.

There's a play!

"Uh, Mengyu, this and that, um," there is, Wang Xingyan, who didn't know how to explain for a while, suddenly took out his mobile phone, then quickly typed a few words, searched, and then handed the mobile phone to Zhao Mengyu, who was still packing.

Zhao Mengyu wanted to pat away his dirty hand, but the outstretched hand unconsciously took the phone, just frowned, and looked down.

"On the correct posture for conception."

Zhao Mengyu, who glanced at the title, couldn't help but think in his heart, what posture can she have when she is pregnant, is there still a saying that she is kissing and rejecting her relatives? I couldn't help but continue to watch it curiously, but the more I looked at it, the more frightened I became.

Looking at Zhao Mengyu, who had an indifferent face, as her fingers continued to slide, her white jade-like neck was like a red cloud of drunkenness, which quickly spread upward. In the blink of an eye, Zhao Mengyu, who was already ripe, threw his mobile phone on the bed in shame, ran into the bathroom again, and locked the door.

Zhao Mengyu looked at himself in the mirror blankly, his face burned like a cloud, red and transparent.

"Shame on you, how can this be?!"

Zhao Mengyu, who felt that his worldview had collapsed, hurriedly took a few handfuls of cold water and sprinkled it on his face, and said secretly, to be calm, to be calm. Then he thought of his previous moves, it was over, this must have been laughed at by him, how could it be like this!

Zhao Mengyu, who hated to live in the bathroom all the time, finally opened the door, crept out, glanced at Wang Xingyan in front of her who seemed to be laughing at her, and looked at it again, yes, with a cheap smile!

As soon as his body tightened, Zhao Mengyu, who was lowering his head and secretly hating, was startled, and when he looked up, he realized that he had been taken advantage of by that slut again, hmph, he was a dead hooligan after all!

"Mengyu, do you know how scared I was just now, I found out that I really couldn't lose you, my heart was broken, I was really scared, be my girlfriend, okay?"

Zhao Mengyu, who was snuggled in Wang Xingyan's arms, couldn't help but feel hot in his heart, and tears were about to overflow again, so he rubbed in his arms and snorted from his nose with difficulty,

"Hmm."

Wang Xingyan, who was a little apprehensive after speaking, heard this nasal voice that was no less than the sound of heaven, and couldn't help but lift Mengyu up in surprise and said happily: "Really? Is it true? Dream Language, do you agree? It's not a dream. ”

"Hurry up and let me down!!"

"Oh, oh, good."

Wang Xingyan, who carefully put Zhao Mengyu on the bed, still stared at her a little nervously, as if she was afraid that she would regret it in the next moment.

"What an idiot." With a secret snort, Zhao Mengyu raised his head and said, "I'll take a shower, you sort out all your things, and when you go out in a while, it's all your fault, wasting most of the day's time." ”

"Yes, yes, it's all my fault, it's all my fault, you go quickly, it's all wrapped up in me."

God is pitiful, to have a girlfriend like Mengyu who can't be found with a lantern, Wang Xingyan, who is a reincarnated person, believes that he can wake up alive if he falls to death like in his previous life.

…………

The two people with sunglasses, holding hands, are not too hot, strolling in the ancient city of Dali.

"This poop looks delicious."

Wang Xingyan bought it and handed it over.

"Wow, this cold shrimp looks so appetizing."

Wang Xingyan bought it again and handed it over.

"Ah, where are their braids, I'll also braid, look good."

Wang Xingyan, who didn't know how to braid her hair, hurriedly approached several beauties and asked where she braided her braids.

Ten minutes later, Zhao Mengyu, who had three braids on one side, bouncing her cute little head, Da Wang was not willing to be lonely at this time, twisting left and right behind the hostess's ass.

Wang Xingyan, who recorded this moment with a camera, couldn't help but secretly think in his heart,

"My whole life for nothing, I will definitely protect you."

The two of them, who only went back late that night, fell asleep exhausted. Their journey is just getting started.

On the third day of arriving in Dali, the two of them got on a chartered bus to Erhai with large bags and small bags.

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Erhai, she is curved like an ear, and she is born with a pair of listening ears. The fatigue of the journey can finally calm down in front of this sea. Everyone, happy or not, can talk to her, and she is willing to listen. This is the charm of the sea.

On the shore of Erhai Lake, the tired two finally found an inn with vacant rooms to stay in, paid the deposit directly without gossiping, got the key and went to the room on the third floor.

Oh, good fellows, I didn't expect fate to treat them so well. As soon as they entered the house, the two of them, who were attracted by the simple and elegant style inside, looked around one after another.

I saw that the style of the house cleverly combined the style of the Bai people's houses and ancient gardens, and the overall style was small and exquisite, natural and beautiful. Outside the huge floor-to-ceiling window, there is a balcony next to Erhai Lake, and at a glance, the open field of vision directly takes Erhai Lake into the eyes, and the heart is relaxed.

At this time, Wang Xingyan found a more critical problem, why is it not a standard room, but a large bed and sea view room?

Then I thought excitedly, how could there be only one big bed?! What to do?

Wang Xingyan glanced at Zhao Mengyu, who was lying comfortably on the deck chair and feeling the coolness of the sea breeze, and thought to herself, "She also passed by here to the balcony, she didn't say anything, I don't care what it does!" Wait, she won't deliberately not say it, use this to test me, right? ”

"Come out quickly, what are you wandering around the house, come and blow the sea breeze, it's so comfortable."

Hearing this, Wang Xingyan, who decided not to care about it, went out and lay on Zhao Mengyu's left side, looking at the endless blue water lines, his eyes couldn't help narrowing, and he sighed.

This is life.

Wang Xingyan, who suddenly felt that he had lived in vain for more than 20 years, couldn't help humming the movie episode "To Dali" by his favorite artist Huang Bo in his previous life.

Zhao Mengyu's ears on the side moved slightly, and he opened his eyes suspiciously, looking at Wang Xingyan's lips next to him, which were caught in his thoughts, one by one,

"Isn't it not very satisfying with life?

I haven't laughed in a long time and I don't know why

Since I'm not happy and I don't like it here

It's better to go all the way west to Dali

……”