Chapter 501: Lip Gun Sword Language
Gao Qiming ran out of breath and replied: What's more, they are a big group of monkeys, specializing in stealing wine and fruits everywhere in the palace, and the Lotus Fishing Palace has become a den of thieves, but they are all domesticated by Niangniang since childhood, Niangniang said, they are "national uncles", and the slaves and maids can not afford to offend. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
The two maids laughed desperately, and when they looked back to see that those monsters had not caught up, they held on to the pillars and gasped: Hahaha! Isn't your uncle of Jin Liangguo General Shuoming, the husband of our county lord? When did such a long-haired beast "national uncle" come?
Desensitization said: "General Shuo Ming is from the queen's mother's line, but these "national uncles" are from Concubine Li's side, but it is obvious that these blue-faced national uncles are more favored. And they are also loyal to His Majesty, following the guard of honor on errands, and on duty for His Majesty at night, and sometimes they even get into His Majesty's brocade quilt, and they are sent to bed, one by one!
Yes! Hey, hey, hey...... Hey, hey, hey......
Because there was something white in the palace, a few people didn't dare to laugh, and it was really uncomfortable to cover their mouths.
The maid smiled and asked, "Where have the concubines gone?" The emperor slept with a monkey in his arms. ”
Gao Qiming said: "Recently, Your Majesty and Concubine Li had an awkward quarrel, but because I was afraid that she would be jealous, and I didn't dare to recruit other concubines, I slept with the monkey." ”
Oops...... Hehehe......
Laughing so hard that my stomach hurts.
Although Gao Qiming is a eunuch, he is also a man, he is young, and he wants to flirt when he sees a good-looking maid, so he puts away the majesty of the great eunuch in front of the emperor, and strives to be exaggerated and funny when he speaks.
Xiao Qiqi stopped laughing, hum! The lord of this county wants to see what kind of three heads and six arms does that woman have......
In the outer court, because the emperor was still in the filial piety, he held a banquet in the Liangyin Pavilion in the Qinzheng Palace to entertain Totok Shuoming.
The banquet ended in a very serious atmosphere, and there was no singing or dancing.
During the meal, Totooff Shuoming wanted to see the Empress Dowager Hua take off her veil, but although she was old, she was also a dependent, and there was a crystal bead curtain hanging in front of her as usual.
Through the curtain, the Empress Dowager Hua asked some about the customs and customs of Liudi, and he answered them one by one, and he found that the Empress Dowager Hua was very protective of her mother Hak, and the two of them were like old sisters, and because she knew the unusual relationship between the Empress Dowager Hua and the prince of Wei, her goodwill towards her gradually increased......
For a while, when the meal was finished, the Empress Dowager Hua said that with her, young people would inevitably be restrained, so they had to enter the inner court first.
Congratulations to everyone.
Leave the queen and her brother to drink tea and talk about homely things.
In fact, I also ate the meal, and the common words were also chattered, and I should have retired with interest, but Xiao Qiqi, the lord of Dantu, had not come out yet, and I had to wait hard.
And this kind of waiting is too uncomfortable, he is a person who is a man of few words, and he is really two types of people.
Zun saw that he was uncomfortable, so he said: "Queen, your brother is as calm as you, and you are indeed born of one mother. And Yuming, he is very similar to Concubine Li. ”
The queen took off Shuohua and nodded: "Yes, Your Majesty, among these juniors, the one that my father values the most is Brother Shuo Ming, and the one I hate the most is Brother Yu Ming......"
Totoyu Ming said: "No, Your Majesty, the queen mother, you make it clear, why did the minister and Concubine Li become the most hated people by my uncle?" ”
Zun Dao: How about King Wei, I don't know, anyway, you two are enough! My head hurts.
Regarding Zun's complaints, Totoku Yuming sneered with a posture: "Your Majesty must be accompanied by Concubine Li when you sleep in the inner court, and if you sleep in the outer court, you must be accompanied by ministers, how much do you like headaches?" ”
Zun was speechless when asked, and it was always because there was a little shadow of his cousin on Totoku Yuming, so he was reluctant to fall in love with him......
Bah! Special code, are you crazy!
The queen saw that the emperor was silent, and she didn't know why he was suddenly unhappy, so she hurriedly helped: Brother Yuming, don't be unconvinced, in the past, my father hated you and Concubine Li lawlessly, and sometimes when the disaster is big, he angrily takes a knife to kill the two of you, and Brother Shuo Ming is trying to stop him on the side, hey! At that time, Brother Shuo Ming's sin, you punished him for kneeling, and he didn't dare to stand up......
When he heard his sister talk about the past, he smiled at Zun: "Your Majesty, Concubine Li has been stubborn and abnormal since she was a child, and she is more naughty than a boy, and she can actually enter the palace as an imperial concubine, and she is only favored by His Majesty. ”
His pride, that is, the pride of King Wei, bowed his head and drank tea, and his heart was really full of anger, and there was nothing worse than this.
He thought he had seen Totoyu and her father separately, but in the end he found out that he was deceiving himself.
Therefore, even if he dreamed of her, longed for her hungrily, and needed her, there was a basic pull that irresistibly pulled him towards reality, and there was always a feeling that Takeoff Yanfei was about to be approached, and this feeling began to come with the early restlessness and excitement of wanting to kill......
But as soon as he looked up, these emotions were gone, and they were replaced by an absurd emperor who only knew how to have fun in a quiet corner and only knew how to have fun with pregnant women.
Totoshuo Ming saw it in his eyes, and his heart was full of contempt.
And when the queen heard her brother's words, she was also a hundred disliked, her face sank, and she said word by word: "What Brother Shuoming said was before, this flower is not red for a hundred days, Concubine Li is not a nun, blindly serving the king with sex, and the fox is competing for favor, and finally poked the big basket, if she was not pregnant, the palace would definitely not be just like that, fortunately, the death of Yuan Chengrong and several concubines made His Majesty wake up in time and be a Ming Jun, and now he will never be ridiculous with her again." ”
Among the few dead concubines she brought down, of course, there was Totoku Lunai, and Totoku Yuming would not be unable to hear it.
So that's a sharp statement.
Helplessly, Yuming is different from his father Uncle Xiangfei.
He is the eldest son, but there are seven or eight sisters, for the honest Lu Nai, he has not said a few words since he was a child, but he is with the fisherman, it smells the same, inseparable, he is uncomfortable when he doesn't see him for a day, and his feelings are deep, so he was not affected by this matter, and he loved and cared for the fish as always.
This disgusted Tokhtaus.
Zun, who had just returned to Mingjun, also followed the queen's meaning and said: "I also think it's incredible that King Wei actually raised such a daughter!" ”
The emperor's words were not good, he was reproaching, and he was blaming the king of Wei.
Totok Shuo Ming hurriedly left his seat, knelt down and said: Your Majesty, Concubine Li's mother forced the concubine to death in order to compete for favor, and my father also heard about it, and he asked the minister to bring words to say, Concubine Li, she is that stubborn character, in the past, the old minister spent more than ten years, and failed to change her in the slightest, and now she has something wrong, please take care of it for the sake of the queen's mother...... (To be continued):