Big Yellow Tooth smiled and smiled, and he was stumbling home, with folds on his face, yellow teeth on his mouth, and bad breath. Suddenly, two lines of tears flowed from the corners of his eyes, full of relief and excitement, and he was sincerely happy for Erdan, he said: "Erdan, your grandmother looked for your uncle before she died, and she asked your uncle to take care of you." But Uncle broke his promise, Uncle has limited ability, he is a failure, the most failed person in the world, Uncle can't even take care of himself, how can he take care of you? Later, you went to the city, and my uncle went to look for you several times, but he couldn't find you. Uncle thinks you're dead, ashamed of your grandmother! I feel that I owe the most two people in this world, one is your Xi'er and the other is you. Now that Uncle has seen you and seen you mix so well, Uncle is very pleased. Your hill has been bulldozed by Li Batian, and he wants to mine iron ore. My men and I moved your grandmother's grave to a new place, the hill where we used to go to herd sheep. You were bitten on the ass by a big worm once. I said that the snake was called a three-step snake, and that a person who took three steps would die. Then you tie your legs together and hop home. Haha, second egg, do you remember? ”

"Forget it, it's all gone." The second egg, refusing to admit it, wants to say goodbye to the past troubles in his heart.

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You look at people's big yellow teeth, know more about cold and know hot, although people don't mix well in this life, but people are worthy of the sky and the earth. However, many villagers in Xiaoli Village should be ashamed, when they were reborn with the second egg thunder split, they always scolded him for being a monster, and they all wanted to beat him to death. It was to move the grave of Erdan's grandmother, and it was also Big Yellow Tooth who begged for it, and spent more than 200 yuan for a meal at noon, and everyone agreed to help.

Erdan cried once because his grandmother's grave was "destroyed" by Li Batian just now, and now he is crying again, although he knows that this will be very shameless, although he forcibly closed the tear ducts.

The return to light is very short, and the idiom "short-lived" is the most appropriate to describe it.

Big Yellow Tooth is obviously going to fail, and Erdan can see it clearly, because Big Yellow Fang's life breath is weakening with an "exponential law", and the blood and qi flowing in the meridians flow out of the body and turn into nothing. Just the dead wood of the big yellow tooth, you can never go back to spring, a lifetime of singles, a lifetime of dicks.

How can a life not feel the fragility of life when it disappears at such a speed visible to the naked eye?

Big Yellow Tooth said: "Erdan, Uncle has a wish before leaving, can you promise Uncle?" ”

When Big Yellow Fang spoke, Erdan clearly saw the taste of cunning in his eyes, and thought to himself that this old boy must not be well-intentioned.

"Uh, what wishes? You said? As long as it is reasonable, I, Li Erdan, will definitely help you complete it. ”

"Did you call me uncle when you slapped me just now? I think I heard it right. Can you still call me Uncle again? Big Yellow Fang said with a grin.

Erdan quickly thought about it, as if he really screamed. What a shame it is for me to go! You can't admit it, you can't admit it, you can't admit it.

"I didn't call it, you heard it wrong." The second egg is quite completely negative.

"I heard you right, you called." Big Yellow Teeth.

"I really didn't scream, Big Yellow Tooth, don't wronged people, okay?" Two eggs.

"Well, you didn't scream. Can you call me Uncle now? Big Yellow Tooth smiled, but there was a plea in his words.

"Call you sister!" Erdan resolutely did not scream, this is a matter of principle, "Big Yellow Tooth, do you want to drink two cups?" ”

Hearing that there was wine, Big Yellow Tooth became energetic, and immediately threw Uncle Shenma's to Java Island, Indonesia.

"Wine, good! Do you have it on you? "Big Yellow Fang.

"Gotta have!" Erdan said, "Open your mouth, as much as you can drink, I will pour you as much as you want." ”

Erdan took out the Jigong gourd from his pocket, and the meaning was also obvious, good wine was served.

Big Yellow Fang opened his mouth, and there was a turbidity in it, and the smoke made Erdan want to escape from here. But Erdan can't run, because this is disrespectful to Big Yellow Tooth and disrespectful to Uncle.

The green and refreshing wine poured out of the Jigong gourd, and the aroma of the wine overflowed, which immediately diluted the bad breath of the big yellow teeth. This wine, green and refreshing, flowed out of the mouth of the gourd, like a green ribbon hanging down, until it hung down to the mouth of the big yellow tooth.

Big Yellow Tooth's teeth are really flattering, saying that he is Big Yellow Tooth, all of them have tarnished the name of "Yellow Tooth", his teeth are blackened, and Yan zhòng is deformed. If Ugly Tooth can also apply for the Guinness World Record, Big Yellow Tooth will definitely win the "crown".

Erdan also said that he wanted to find a young and beautiful daughter-in-law for Big Yellow Tooth, so he looked so ugly, which girl is willing to marry him, it's not bad, this is, unless you Li Erdan is willing to give a little more money, millions, tens of millions.

Big Yellow Fang closed his eyes and greedily enjoyed the wine, his face smiling with satisfaction, but the breath of life in him was almost gone.

Green wine spilled out of Big Yellow Fang's mouth, and he was all over his face.

Big Yellow Tooth has never drunk such a delicious wine, and the most drunk wine is a bottle of 60-degree "Luyun Daqu" for five yuan, which tastes far inferior to this Shenma Bird brand wine. He was able to drink and wanted to drink, but this time he couldn't.

Erdan choked up and said, "Uncle, drink hard, even if you go to heaven, you can't drink such a good wine." ”

Uncle? I rubbed, I heard it right, it's really "uncle".

The soul of Big Yellow Fang could no longer resist the repulsion brought by the flesh, and once again came out of the body.

Xi'er is a talker, she didn't leave alone, she has been waiting for Big Yellow Tooth, the dick man in the eyes of others, and the tycoon brother in her eyes.

Big Yellow Tooth suddenly smiled with relief, because he clearly heard his eldest nephew call him uncle.

This "uncle" came belatedly, and Big Yellow Tooth waited for more than 20 years, but it finally came.

Li Erdan called Big Yellow Tooth "uncle", which felt very tasteless, rusty and unfamiliar, and did not feel the slightest feeling.

"Brother Tycoon, hurry up! You're never late, but this time you're late. I really, really, really, don't even want to pay attention to you. Xi'er said angrily.

Big Yellow Fang smiled, revealing two rows of Big Yellow Fangs.

Suddenly, Li Erdan looked up at the sky, as if he was nervous, he shouted out of thin air: "Uncle, when you go to heaven, you must brush your teeth and take a bath frequently." Don't stink all day long. lest Aunt Xi'er won't let you go to bed. ”

Big Yellow Tooth and Xi'er had just rushed into the Huangquan Tunnel hand in hand, and they heard Li Erdan's last greeting.

"Brother Tycoon, you really stink. Xi'er ignores you and goes first. ”

"Alas, Xi'er, don't! I'll take a shower and brush my teeth frequently in the future. ”

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