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"Yo he!" , a stickman wearing a weird and funny suit and a red tie stood on a stage with flashing lights, and greeted the audience enthusiastically, "Welcome to this festival battle!" I'm the host of this session......"

The stickman paused, pretended to throw the microphone into the air, then held it and aimed the microphone at the audience.

"A piece of firewood!" , the audience excitedly raised the light sticks in their hands and shouted cooperatively.

"Hmm", a piece of firewood nodded with satisfaction, then pointed the wheat mouth at himself, and said in a slightly funny tone: "The two players of the Milk Game King this time are the Liyue player of the full control party and the Quanfang player of the poor milk party!" ”

"Oh!"

The audience erupted in thunderous shouts again, and countless dead houses tied the words "Long live super breasts" and "Invincible poor milk", waved the light sticks in their hands, and shouted feverishly.

"Boom!" Two elevator doors suddenly appeared on the huge stage, and the display lights on the floor kept flashing, it seems that this is the way the players played.

However, based on the flashing of the display lights, it is estimated that it will be a while before the players can enter.

A firewood skillfully pulled out a card full of lines from his hand, and said to the audience in a funny way: "So, during the time when the contestants are out, let's first have a favorite advertisement for the audience!" luck！ ”

"Cut!"

There was a sound of contempt in the audience, but a firewood was still smiling, although he didn't have any facial expressions as a stickman.

"Authentic good medicine, authentic good milk volume, welcome to watch the exclusive title broadcast of the leading brand [Mei Yao Tesco]! The program is also strongly supported by the Old Drivers Association, Baihe Gong, and Soap Pavilion, and now send a text message to 9527-23333 to participate in the interaction and immediately get a ticket to the festival battle.

Pay attention to the dirty blog and dirty talk of this show, and you will have the opportunity to interact with the players on the field, and get a soap gift package provided by the Soap Pavilion.

Finally, let us thank the leader of Meiyao [Meiyao Tesco] for providing a rare tasting opportunity for the audience. ”

"It's a pity though, the audience's favorite ad break has ended," Ichishiba shrugged his shoulders and made a regretful expression.

"Cut!"

The audience once again mercilessly raised their middle fingers.

"But", a piece of firewood suddenly changed his tone, made a funny welcome gesture, and stretched out in the direction of the two elevators, "Our contestants are already in place, let us applaud the representative of the old driver of Qiu Mingshan!" The car god who dominates the driver world with his inertia and elegance - Liyue Li, Aotian! ”

"Whoa!" The elevator door on the left side of the stage spewed out a violent hot steam, the elevator door slowly opened to both sides, and a footstep full of bohemian figures strode in, holding an iron chain in his hand, holding a cute super breasted girl who could fly, walked to the center of the stage frantically, grabbed a microphone in his hand, and said solemnly to the audience, "The pace of the times has shattered our resources, but we have always adhered to the proudest belief - net disk!" It was sparkling at the top of Mt. Akina...... Driver Soul! ”

"Roar!" , The audience of the dead house in the audience let out excited cheers, and a little golden light flashed in their bodies, which was the golden soul of the old driver!

"Pong"

Another burst of steam gushed out, attracting the attention of many drivers, and the elevator door on the right side of the stage also opened suddenly, revealing the petite figure of only 143cm.

Dressed in ordinary casual clothes, Izumi walked calmly to the center of the stage, facing the countless dead houses in the audience, raised his right hand high, and shouted with a serious expression: "Poor milk is not guilty!" ”

"Poor milk is not guilty! Long live the poor milk party! The wave of voices from the audience swept across the stage, wave after wave!

"Oh!" , Yichai exclaimed again, "The player of Quan's side is worthy of being a VIP in the poor milk party, her figure has not changed since elementary school, and she even created her own "Song of Poor Milk", and she also has the lethality of a dead house that can be called a nuclear bomb!" ”

"Then, let's invite two more to the player's bench to take their seats."

A stick of wood stretched out towards the dueling arena in the center of the stage.

After the two of them were seated, a piece of firewood began to explain in a formal manner: "As you know, the theme of our festival battle is ...... Dirty Wanderer!

Both players have an unlimited number of cards and six knots crystal nucleus, each player has five initial cards, two knots worth two points, two cards can be drawn from each round, through the knack value to summon different amounts of milk from the other world of the heroic spirit girl, smash the opponent's knack crystal nucleus, either side of the knots crystal nucleus is completely shattered, that is, the winner is decided! ”

"I declare the tournament officially open!" , a piece of firewood wearing a white gloved right hand raised high, slammed down, a brilliant white light detached from the palm, automatically flew to the center of the field at high speed, turning into a light shield to envelop the two people on the field.

"Hmph", under the light mask, Quan Jifang had a disdainful smile on his face, and snorted coldly at Liyue, "In today's battle, either the whole party will die, or we will die of poverty!" Let's fight to the death! Old driver! ”

"Hmph", Li Yue also snorted coldly, with a stroke of his right hand, a white light flashed, and a sci-fi duel disc appeared on his right arm, "That's what I mean!" ”

Two murderous auras that turned into substance burst out from the eyes of the two of them, fighting each other in the center of the stage, turning into invisible knives and guns, and there were bursts of sonorous metal buzzing sounds between the exchanges.

Standing on the sidelines, a piece of wood held a handkerchief and kept wiping the cold sweat on his head, but his years of hosting experience quickly reminded him of his duties, "The game is on!" ”

"Bang!"

A gong sounded, and the game officially began.

Izumi's head trembled, and with a wave of his arm, the light-shaped dueling disc stretched out, standing on the stage, a virtual table with a stack of cards in front of him, rising to a height slightly lower than her height.

With a wave of his small hand, Izumi pulled out five cards from the top of his library, and after seeing the five cards in his hand, he showed an inexplicable smile.

"Festival Duty Stage!" , The pseudo-Lori Quan, who is less than 150cm tall, shouted with vitality, and a blue crystal nucleus appeared in the void in front of her.

A piece of firewood also issued an explanation in a timely manner: "The festival value is the foundation of the Dirty Traveling King, whether it is to summon the heroic spirit or use a special card, it needs the support of the festival value. The first person to make a move will only get one Stanza, and then all of them will be set at two Stanza. Of course, after the Heroic Spirit on the field or the player's Discipline Crystal Nucleus is destroyed, or the special effects brought by the magic card, there will be a certain amount of Discipline Value to replenish. ”

"Discard stage! Unleash the Magic Card [Something Out of Nothing]! Unconditionally draw two more cards from your hand from your library and add a little Discipline Value! Izumi pulled out two cards from his library with a "swish" again, and the smile on his face was even worse.

What the heck! Do you think it's the Three Kingdoms Killing! Liyue enjoyed the massage that Icarus had just right, and cold sweat broke out on his face.

"Time'Over"

Unexpectedly, Izumi did not take the opportunity to summon the Heroic Spirit, but with an inexplicable smile, he ended the first round under Liyue's vigilant gaze.

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