On the playground of the Flying Tigers headquarters, a team member was hung high, and his mouth was choked with a cloth and whined, yes, it was still him, Mian Ma was found and reported by Wen Cai because he urinated on the ground, this is the third time that Mian Ma was hanged, and the last time was because he didn't wash his hands after untying his hands. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Yin Zhongfa walked over and saw the hanging face numb, and asked in surprise, "Who hung him up?" ”

"It's me." Ah Jiu replied.

"Why did you hang him?"

"Disobey my orders."

"Oh." Zhongfa nodded and said loudly: "Hurry up and gather, there is a new task." ”

"Assemble."

"Count."

"One, two, three, four, five, woo." The face shook desperately.

"This, do you want to put him down first so that he can make meritorious contributions?" Zhongfa interceded for the face of the numb.

"Well, put him down first." Ah Jiu nodded and issued an order to the Flying Tigers.

Taking advantage of the other team members' efforts to put down the numbness, Zhong Fa spoke: "Senior brother, you don't know yet, that zombie has appeared again." ”

Ah Jiu was dizzy and almost fell to the ground when he heard this, and Zhongfa hurriedly helped Ah Jiu.

"Zombies, what zombies, haven't zombies been caught?"

"Alas, I don't know who stole it, the zombies appeared in the night market last night, and there were three zombie men with them, two of them were killed by the police, and the remaining one was left by the Qing Dynasty zombies, and many people were killed and injured last night, but the bodies have been disposed of, and the injured have been isolated." Zhongfa told Ah Jiu about the tragic situation of the zombies hurting people last night.

"Zombies are stolen, who will steal zombies?" Ah Jiu frowned and wondered.

"We're also investigating this, and we'll let you know as soon as there's news, but now it's top priority to get rid of the zombies first."

"Hmm." Ah Jiu nodded with a complicated expression.

The mood is complicated, and of course the expression is also complicated.

At this time, the face of Ma had already returned to the team.

"Assemble."

"Count."

"One, two, three, four, five, six."

After reading it, Ah Jiu walked up to Fei Ze and said, "I'll have a mission in a while, and you will act as the captain for the time being." ”

"Ah, I'm the captain?" Fei Ze pointed to his nose and asked in surprise.

"Well, you're a heavyweight, let you get over the captain's addiction first, and if you don't pay attention to hygiene, you have the right to hang him up."

"Senior brother, are you going to catch zombies alone?" Zhongfa asked next to him.

"Well, they are all ordinary people, dealing with zombies is tantamount to sending them to death, even if I can't beat them alone, at least I can escape."

"Since that's the case, I won't say anything more, take care." Zhongfa turned around and left.

"Wait, what's the prize this time?" Ah Jiu shouted to Zhong Fa and asked.

"This, what kind of bonus do you want, hasn't the government already paid you a salary?"

"Payroll, heh, I didn't get a penny."

"This, isn't it not yet the end of the month, it's a big deal, I'll give you a first-class meritorious service, and then I'll give you a certificate of merit, medal, pennant, and certificate." Zhongfa promised many conditions.

"I resign." Ah Jiu happily spit out these three words.

"No, you can't resign." Zhongfa immediately panicked when he heard that Ah Jiu was going to resign.

"Why can't I resign, I don't know any state secrets."

"You have to be in office for two years before you can leave your job, that's the rule of the country."

"And this rule, isn't this a deed of sale, I haven't signed anything, I have to resign, it's great that I have a lawsuit with you." Ah Jiu insisted on resigning.

Zhongfa gritted his teeth helplessly and said, "I personally offer a reward of 100,000 US dollars." ”

"No, your credibility is in question."

"I can pay the full amount upfront."

"What's your plot?"

"Nope."

In order to deal with zombies, Ah Jiu took a rifle and brought a few potassium dithione iodide, kiss.

There was no movement of zombies for several days, and on the evening of May 15, it was a full moon night, Ah Jiu was dressed in the standard costume of the Flying Tigers, covered his face and held a gun, and went to the top of Blackstone Mountain alone to ambush him, holding the night vision binoculars with both hands and constantly observing the surrounding situation, eleven o'clock, eleven o'clock, twelve o'clock, twelve o'clock.

In the camera, a one-eyed zombie in the Qing Dynasty led a bearded old man to jump towards the top of the mountain, and Ah Jiu immediately put away his binoculars and was on guard.

"Ahh It's already at the top of the mountain, quickly absorb the moonlight to recover from the injury, the one-eyed zombie told the foreign zombie that his legs suddenly bent down, knelt on the ground and bowed to the moon again and again.

"Ahh Why do you bow down to the moon, foreign zombies obviously don't understand anything.

"Hehe, ah. Heh, ha. "Absorb the essence of moonshine, together, learn from me.

The foreign zombie also kneels down and worships the moon like a one-eyed zombie.

These two dead zombies also talked about it, Ah Jiu is worthy of being a rare monk in a thousand years, without guidance, he has learned the most difficult corpse language among many foreign languages with just a corpse language dictionary.

Two, let's stop talking, let's go to the underworld to worship Lord Yama.

Ah Jiu held his breath and moved slowly forward, aiming his gun at the Qing Dynasty zombies who were kneeling.

Haha, don't say that my secret gun wounded corpse is not bright enough, this is called outwitting.

"Bang."

Less than a master and apprentice away from the zombie, Ah Jiu slammed a second-rate potassium iodide, and a bullet hit the one-eyed zombie on the back, directly knocking the one-eyed zombie to the ground, and the recoil made Ah Jiu also take a few steps back and fall to the ground.

The one-eyed zombie got up and looked at Ah Jiu, at this moment Ah Jiu was masked and couldn't see his true face, otherwise the one-eyed zombie would have gone crazy.

"Row, stroke." Are you okay? Ah Jiu asked with a look of concern.

"Heh, heha." It's okay, what do you want to do?

"Huh." Don't do anything, just kidding.

"Heh, heh, heh." Are you a zombie? The one-eyed zombie is very suspicious of Ah Jiu's ability to talk about corpses.

"Whew, whew, ha." Yes, I'm an immortal zombie.

"Wow, ahh Why don't you smell of corpses?

"Huh, ha, huh, huh." Because I'm a zombie about to turn back into a human, the smell of corpses is almost gone.

"Ha, monkey, woa." Can a zombie turn back into a human? The foreign zombie couldn't help but interject.

"Huh, ha, huh, I can't die." People can turn into zombies, the same. Zombies can turn back into people, I know the way.

"Heh, heh, heh, heh." How can a zombie turn back into a human, you are lying, the one-eyed zombie obviously doesn't believe Ah Jiu's words.

"Whoosh, hahaha, tiger teeth, hug, stay in Dallas." I'm not lying, I'm a zombie who is about to turn back into a human, I studied Taoism before I was alive, and I knew that there was a way to turn zombies into people, which was taught to me by a profound Taoist at that time, and his name was Mao Xiaofang.

"Ha, ha, ha." Hairy, small, square. (To be continued.) )