Chapter 9: The first person in the Xuan Wang Army
Xuan Wang Xiao, the real name is Yuping Green Dragon Xiao, this Xiao was given to Zixuan by the emperor and queen three years ago. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info Zixuan clearly remembered that the emperor's face turned green when he saw it.
Yuping green dragon flute, the total length is about 70 centimeters, the tube body is oblate, the hole is elliptical, the hole wall is 25 degrees inclined inward, can make the sound beautiful and beautiful. The entire surface of the flute is carved out of a lifelike dragon, which is based on life.
When Zi Xuan saw this flute, he couldn't help but like it and changed it to Xuan Wang Xiao. Of course, this name also made the emperor roll his eyes several times.
The dragon flute is not easy to make, it grows in the extreme north of the heavenly kingdom of a unique water bamboo as raw materials, through the material, billet making, carving, finished product 4 processes, the production process is numerous and complex, and all of them are handmade. From cutting bamboo to making it, there are 24 processes for making a flute and 38 processes for tuning a flute. Finally, the surface of the flute is engraved with poems and paintings, and the bronze color of the pipe body is engraved with a dragon.
Speaking of dragon flute, I have to say that it is a sister to the phoenix flute. Yuping green dragon flute, Yuping yellow phoenix flute. This phoenix flute is the emperor's queen. The dragon flute and the phoenix flute belong to the male and female pairs, the male is slightly thicker, the female is slightly thinner, the male flute is played with a thick and loud sound, the female flute is mellow in timbre, subtle and timeless, the male and female ensemble, as if a pair of lovers are singing in chorus, it is so harmonious and harmonious, eloquent and beautiful.
At the beginning, it was said that the emperor and queen spent a lot of effort in order to get the dragon flute and phoenix flute, and they have been carefully kept it, and even the emperor usually can't touch it. Later, after meeting Zixuan, I didn't know why I gave the dragon flute to Zixuan.
Okay, let's not talk about it, and if we continue to talk about it, the emperor will put on a little green hat. Look at it, the emperor's Yuping Huang Fengdi is called Xuehou Di, and Zixuan's is called Xuan Wang Xiao, okay, these two people are one queen and one king, where will the emperor be placed.
Zi Xuan held the Xuan Wang flute and rubbed it gently, and couldn't help but think of the time when he played with the emperor and queen. There was a hint of nostalgia on his face. (Here I will say that the emperor and queen are a very important character in this book, of course, not the real emperor, no matter how beautiful we are, we can't rob other people's wives, okay, no spoilers, just read it and you will know, Xiaotian will not let you down.) )
Put Xuan Wang Xiao to his mouth, and just wanted to play a song, he heard a knock on the door.
Zi Xuan was stunned for a moment, thought about it, slowly walked to the door, and asked, "Who are you looking for?" ”
Who? , Luo Yan can't come back from work, even if she comes back, she has a key. Luo Yan's parents and relatives are even more unlikely to come, and it is too late to hide.
Is it the bad guys? Uh-huh? Then kick it off!
"I buy it, the insider, eh, Pete, pick it up...... Purple? High? ”
The voice outside the door said word by word.
Zi Xuan admitted that although he pouted a little, it was undeniable that the thing outside still had a bit of a Chinese meaning, but Zi Xuan could vaguely hear what was it except for his own name, what else was it, was it a sentence? Is the language handed in by the dance teacher?
But after all, he said his name, so he still opened the door, he was also very strange, the name is only known to Luo Yan, Luo Yan has no reason to tell others, right?
"Did Luo Yan ask you to come?" Zixuan opened the door and saw that it was a little black fat man of one meter six, and he thought, okay, it's not local, why don't I understand. He didn't let him in, so he asked.
"Am I? Oh, yo yo yo, love la wuyo, kung fu. The little black fat man was stunned for a moment, but when he saw Zixuan's face clearly, he suddenly became excited, put down his bag, and measured something with Zixuan's hands and feet.
What did you say, Zi Xuan looked at him a little depressed, took a step sideways, and let him into the house. In fact, Zi Xuan didn't want him to come in, after all, this is Luo Yan's house, and when Luo Yan brought him back on the first day, he said that he was the first man to enter this house, yes, today he broke his own record.
Although he doesn't have a good impression of the beautiful country, it has nothing to do with ordinary people, and Zi Xuan vaguely feels that this little fat man is a little kind, especially when he looks at himself very familiarly. But I can't remember this coldly.
The little black fat man was still excited to Zi Xuan, Zi Xuan pointed to his ears helplessly, shook his head, and signaled that he didn't understand.
The little black fat man patted his head, picked up the bag, opened it, took out a laptop from it, and skillfully typed the keyboard. After a while, the little black fat man said a series of words into the computer.
At this time, Zi Xuan heard a voice from the computer, "Teacher Zi Xuan, hello, my name is Pete, it's a pleasure to meet you, I like you very much, I want to learn martial arts from you!" ”
Looking at the little black fat man named Pete, Zi Xuan rolled his eyes. I thought to myself, if there is a translator, why don't I take it out early, and how many brain cells will I waste to think about what you say.
What do you mean, like me? Want to learn Kung Fu? I'll go, the idea is so good, you can learn if you want to. Martial Arts Zixuan didn't plan to make a move for the time being, and it was even more impossible for him to call someone else here. There are three reasons for this: First, it cannot be easily exposed. Second, he doesn't have time to teach others, or he can't understand it. Third, his martial arts are passed on to men but not to women, inside but not outside, and not to be broken. Well, it's nonsense, in fact, he has special martial arts, and he must have a special physique to practice.
I just wanted to kick him out of jerk, and suddenly I remembered something, he likes me? Uh, so that's the case, Zi Xuan was a little stunned in an instant, no wonder he was familiar, this is his own fan, and his feelings have always been that little black fat man in front of him.
My first fan wow! This little black fat man is also pleasing to the eye, well, it's not good to refuse people, I didn't see the eager eyes of others, and I vomited...... Well, I have to admit that things can't be compared, think about Luo Yan's longing for the little appearance yesterday, and then look at this little black fat man, it's ...... I can't describe it.
"This leather ...... Skin or something, how do you know that I can do martial arts? Zi Xuan was sure that he had never seen this person, it stands to reason that the little black man had seen himself, otherwise he would not have contributed to the fan energy, but that day it was clear that there was only Luo Yan and her subordinates, and there was no one else. Where did he see it?
The computer switched to Zixuan's voice, Pete was happy when he heard it, smiled proudly, and showed the computer to Zixuan, and then Zixuan saw the picture of that night, and recorded his every move very clearly.
"Damn!" Zi Xuan said something he learned from Luo Yan, it was actually a satellite, alas, no, it was not a satellite, it was monitoring? Zi Xuan shook his head speechlessly, how could he have thought of monitoring that had long been eliminated in the Heavenly Kingdom!
Without thinking about how he got the video, Zixuan stared at Pete again and said, "Then how did you know that I lived here?" This is even more strange, this is Luo Yan's home, how could he know.
"Oh, dear Purple, that's right, yesterday I hacked into the surveillance of the northern state, I saw you get into the car of the beautiful captain, and then I looked up the address of the beautiful woman, and it turned out that there was no address in her file at the police station. I searched the entire city surveillance, and finally found the car parked here, and then I hacked into the community files, compared the name of the beautiful captain, and knew the address here, so I came. ”
"......" Zixuan was a little dazed, okay, this inconspicuous little black fat man is actually a net god, oh, this world should be called a hacker, although the hacker here is not as powerful as the net god in the heavenly kingdom. But technology is not right, Zixuan is still quite envious of these Internet cattle, he doesn't know anything about them.
This little fat man is a hacker, can it be used? Now it's different from when the kingdom of heaven was backed, there is no backer here, if you create it yourself, some things are not easy to do, in this case, fool this little fat man in? Let's put it to the test first.
"You like martial arts?"
"Yes, I like it very much!"
"Why do you like it?"
"I like Bruce Lee, roar!"
"Who is Bruce Lee?"
"He's a very powerful man, in the movies."
“…… Actor? ”
"Yes, but he'll be a real kung fu!"
"Then why did you learn martial arts?"
"I want to learn martial arts!"
“……”
"That's it, what's that skin, I think you don't have good bones, it's not easy to learn martial arts! Unless ......"
“……”
I don't know if the computer is stuck, or I don't want Pete to be fooled by a little magic stick, so I just don't say anything.
"Lean !!"
The little black fat man hurriedly knocked on it, then looked at Zixuan with blank eyes, suddenly stood up, and said to him, "Teacher, what should I do?" ”
"It's hard to learn martial arts, you still forget it!"
"I can do it!"
Zi Xuan secretly he, his surface was silent.
After staring at it for a while, Zi Xuan pretended to be a little impatient, and said casually, "Then you take a horse step first, well, thirty minutes." ”
At the end, he also showed him how to walk to the balcony by himself, how could he not see with his eyesight that this little black fat man usually doesn't exercise at all, and it is very powerful to be able to pierce for ten minutes. Uh-huh, when the time comes......
When Pete heard this, he immediately learned from Zixuan and started to walk.
Ten minutes passed in a flash, and Pete couldn't do it anymore, his legs trembled slightly, and sweat had crawled all over his face. But he gritted his teeth and persevered.
Another five minutes passed, Zixuan looked at the time, nodded slightly, watched Pete's body swaying back and forth, and knew that this product was almost at the limit, so he hurried over and gave him a kick, Pete knelt on the ground under force, didn't say anything, gasped for breath, and lowered his head in frustration.
"Okay, go back, I didn't make it to half the time."
Zi Xuan looked at him and said mercilessly.
Pete lowered his head and said, "I'm sorry!" He reluctantly stood up and began to pack up his computer.
What's the situation? Zi Xuan was a little dumbfounded, this script was opened in the wrong way, shouldn't he tell me that he can still insist, and then beg me, I don't agree again, he begged me again, and finally reluctantly agreed in his gratitude to Dade?
How is this off track, this is not good, I finally met a talent, or my own fans, how can I let it go.
Zi Xuan hurriedly shouted sternly, "Did you just give up?" Just like that, you still want to learn martial arts? ”
Pete looked at Zixuan stupidly, and tried to say, "I didn't give up, I won't give up." ”
"Hmph, how can martial arts be so easy, how can you succeed without hardship?"
"I'm so stupid."
"There are no stupid students, it depends on whether you work hard and persevere!"
"Am I still hopeful?"
"Well, work out with me for an hour a day, and when you can tie the horse for thirty minutes, I'll teach you a set of moves every week." Zi Xuan said to Pete quickly like a pyramid schemer, "Remember, as long as you practice hard with me, I will make you effective in a month, become a master in half a year, and you can defeat ten of you in a year." As long as you learn from me for three years, I will tell you, like any world boxing champion, one punch will be knocked down by you, remember, it's a punch, not a kick, it's not a shot, it's just a punch, you heard it right, a punch, a punch to bring down the world champion is you! ”
In the end, if you win the host crown, eloquence is good. Look at Pete, who has been stunned by a large cake drawn by Zixuan, and said to Zixuan tremblingly in the middle of the sound, "I...... Can I really? ”
Zi Xuan took a sip of water, went over and patted him on the shoulder, and was sure, "Believe in yourself, you must be able to do it!" ”
Pete burst into tears.
At this point, the sensational world-wide purple-clothed legion --- King Xuan's first army staff officer Heipi was born!!