…… In order to check the information, I refilled a few episodes of Gintama, and the results were ...... It's just that the landlord's festival is a little too much, if there is discomfort, please don't be patient, skip it. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

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After getting the Break from the Pearl, Jiang Yan gave up the invitation to the Wanshi House.

That kind of organization, a few lives for ordinary people is not enough. Let's just look for clues.

[Hey! TM is not small! A man with lofty ideals actually rushed to wander around the streets. 】

"Oh no, forgot about the identity setting!"

[Fourteen, no need to judge, just cut it! ]

Wait, the police don't have the right to judge, so let's tie him up first. ---You're under arrest. 】

There is an extra rope tied to the panel, and there is only an arrow to the 'True Selection Group'.

…… Ah, was you able to move freely just now, and then you were tied up again? --Anyway, let's go down and see.

[Knock! Take your police car like it crashed into something! …… After the 14th Hijikata was confused, he found this orangutan on the ground, writing a death message with his finger - banana (banana).

"Hey, offender arrested!"

"Hey, Sogou, why did you handmail me,...... Besides, this orangutan isn't dead, right? ”

"Huh? I'm sorry, I don't understand the orangutan language, please speak human. ”

--Acquisition Event: Lu meets the Kongzhi orangutan, and Hijikata is arrested. (+1 for backseat prisoners)]

Oh, I don't know much about it, but it seems that the incident has begun, so is there a turnaround......

[Knock! The window of the police car was blocked by a large pile of white hair.

"Hey, who's that? Be careful to cut you into seven or eight pieces! ”

"Ahh Who am I talking about? It turned out to be a small man, just taking Dingchun for a walk, a walk. ”

"Walking? How can there be a pet walking in a police car? …… Hey, look at it,...... Wow, it looks like pooping. ”

"Naniaru, dog poop is like human breathing, it's breathing on the road, it's breathing in a police car."

“…… (sound of knife drawing), can you cut it? Such a big dog must be delicious when made into a dog meat hot pot! ”

"Don't Aru, there are things and poop everywhere on this street, why only kill me Dingchun Aru."

"Oh, where in the world is ...... Ah, really. (Dingchun Run.) …… Woof! )

Road Incident: Monkeys pooping everywhere, Kabukicho has been polluted! --You escape arrest and gain +1 for all stats. 】

Jiang Yan has been on (?_?) the scene since a certain woman wearing a cheongsam with two buns on her head came out of the field. With this kind of expression, the whole person has given up thinking.

Soon the ground picture changed to a picture of a monkey attacking a human, as for the weapon...... Fresh XXOO of course, in addition to monkeys and orangutans...... Wait, I see a human with a lot of hair,...... I guess I read it wrong, that's an orangutan.

--Anyway, let's get out of here, you don't need to look at the panel prompts to know that the current state must be very low.

All the way to the park, look at the lifelike plants painted by the paintings, cheerful children, whew~ The mood is finally better.

[What's wrong?] It seems like a lot of things are happening.

Event: Ran into the man in sunglasses again - Hasegawa. 1. Tell the content, 2. Beat him. (This king of the park is my possession, ahahaha.) ）】

…… Option 1.

[The man in sunglasses fell asleep without listening to two sentences. If you can't bear it, choose 1, beat him, 2, beat him. (This king of the park is my possession, ahahaha.) ）】

Hey, do you still want to beat him up? How much do you want to beat him? This time, there is no choice between the two, so forget about the beating. --Option 1.

[Dangdangdang, defeat the waste tramp, get a pair of sunglasses, a few holy water, and a detachment bead (two stars). Stats don't grow, status increases by 20%]

Ah, already a waste? What else is there to beat him up in a better mood? …… Why does waste drop so many things? More than the alien drops that destroyed the Earth.

Three items popped up on the ground at once, ignoring the sticky white liquid, picking up the sunglasses and the detachment bead (two stars), the detachment bead (two stars) was no different except for a red five-pointed star inside; It's these sunglasses that are rare.

[Hasegawa sunglasses, worn in this event, get Xiaoqiang attribute life +100, various attributes -1, luck -10.] (Practical function: perspective: you read that right, you can see through a 50 cm concrete wall; 10x telescope function, can be used as an ordinary telescope; Sunglasses: It's still great as sunglasses. ）】

In short, very strong, very violent. …… Finally, give the ink ...... Hasegawa 30s of silence; Jiang Yan could already think of the scene of a homeless classmate. …… Amitabha.

This time it didn't take long to go, and I came to the mission information.

[Boy, I see your skills in the park, not bad, do you want to join the ninja!] Now it's only 998 ......]

[Accosted by a guy with brown hair covering his eyes and wearing a ninja costume.] 1. Join. 2. Rejection. 】

Ninja? What an interesting career,...... Join.

[Choose wisely, pass many tests, and successfully get hemorrhoids...... Ninja license. +20 for all attributes, (bleeding, hemorrhoids can attack at any time, -30 HP), get a detachment bead (3 stars). 】

Why do you get hemorrhoids when you become a ninja? Is there any ulterior in it? …… HP has also been reduced by 10 points,...... Could it be that the ninja profession in the game has little blood, and that's why?

Although he was freed from the pearl, Jiang Yan did not feel joyful.

[You who became a ninja finally got your first mission, and followed the senior-Sarutobi to carry out the mission.】 】

In short, after following the prompts to the place, Jiang Yan's crotch hurt a little.

It's here again after a turn - the House of Everything.

[Although it's a mission, it's not time yet, you have to follow the ape flying calamus to track the curly hair of the nose, the mental tainted state is -20%, the ninja power is up, and all attributes are +2.]

I really have to admire my predecessors, who are worthy of being 'ninjas', and can always track the 'pollution source'.

[The mission begins, follow the instructions.] 】

……

Ape Flying Iris is still very reliable in the mission, and as long as she is not facing a certain source of curly hair pollution, you can still see her excellent character design from the painting (it's a pity that it's a pervert~ pervert, it's a pity that it's a pervert~ metamorphosis.' A beautiful ninja with red-rimmed glasses, gray eyes, beautiful long purple hair, and a tear mole under her right eye.

[Under the leadership of the seniors, I successfully obtained the mission items: Mud Water Jiro's half-cut cigarette pouch, Saigo Tesheng's crotch cloth, Hua Tuo's quenching dagger, and Dengshi's cosmetics.] 】

[Dangdang, successfully complete the task, and get the detachment bead (four stars), (five stars), (six stars). 】

？ , it stands to reason that there should be four here, where is the other one?

Take a closer look at the system prompt, it seems that the last task did not get out of the bead.

Jiang Yan started to have a headache, and he really didn't want to go back to that place.

Take a look at the remaining 10% of the status, or look for something that can replenish the status, and then go.

The man in sunglasses, who brushed (beaten) for two weeks, did not get more hints. …… Is that the only way to go? Wouldn't it be bad? …… Anyway, it's what the painting is.

Yoshihara Taoyuan Township.

Although I imagined a lot, there was nothing unsightly in the paintings, except that the background was changed to night, and it was more extravagant here, with geisha next to guests and female ninjas passing by occasionally.

The state here regenerates 1% every minute, although there must be a task here, and even a lot of good things can be dropped, but Jiang Yan has had enough of 'pollution' and doesn't want to stay anymore, he just wants to complete the task early, and then wash and sleep.

Standing at the door like this, Jiang Yan came to the Wanshi House again...... downstairs in the tavern.

Ask for information, and finally get the information from a green-haired robot beauty, "Yellow beads?" It seems to have been eaten by Dingchun. ”

"That stupid dog, is that why he has diarrhea?"

As a result, I still can't escape this purgatory, and the picture is basically an earthy yellow mosaic.

Jiang Yan used his sunglasses to filter the color, and finally found a little white figure from the mosaic, as for its owner, he was still 'happily' playing with the monkeys.

…… Standing on a large mosaic screen, I finally got a mission hint.

[Obtain the Detachment Bead (Seven Stars), do you summon a dragon...... System detached from replica? 1. Yes. 2. There is still work to be done, stay here for the time being. 】

After this prompt is gone, there is another prompt immediately.

[An orangutan named Kongzhi pulls at the placket of your clothes, banana, banana...... You decide to 1. Help it find the banana. 2. Leave it to death, I'll get out of here right away. 】

Jiang Yan pressed 2 without hesitation, where can you stay here!!

[Congratulations on completing the mission.] 】

[Badend, the Kongzhi orangutan who didn't have a banana to eat after you left, summoned monkeys and orangutans to use dung...... Mosaic destroys the world, and the learning points are halved. 】

......, it turns out that the world is really easy to destroy.

Jiang Yan, who was strongly polluted, did not forget his classmates in the end, and found that as soon as there was an event, the watch call was locked; Give them a self-conscious expression and go back to the dormitory with a lonely figure.