Shen Hao touched his nose, smashed his mouth, and said:

"You don't know, I wasn't so handsome when I was young, and I was very thin, at that time my parents said that I couldn't support it, but when I was ten years old, a Taoist priest passed by the door, saying that I was surprised by my bones and had the ability to save the world, so I sold me a copy of the Great Sun Nyorai Mantra for ten yuan, and then I practiced it persistently, and finally ......"

The three of them were dumbfounded, listening to Shen Hao's bragging, and they suddenly felt extremely embarrassed. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

Why is this plot so familiar, oh yes, Nima, isn't this the trick that fooled the little sister in the legend?

"Big brother, can you not be so shameless." Erzhu was about to cry and said:

"Our brother is still a single dog, I really don't want to exercise the muscles of my right hand every day, you just let us say goodbye, you said that there are so many girls, we can only watch, not eat, what a painful thing it is."

"Hey, isn't that for you?" Shen Hao said with a smile.

"Are you lecturing us? How do I feel like a fool of people. Yizhu glared at him angrily.

"Well, then I won't talk about it."

"No, you'd better continue." Tie Nan was busy.

Shen Hao smiled and said, "I'm thirsty." ”

The three of them hurriedly brought Shen Hao a water cup, Shen Hao took a sip and said:

"Actually, bubble girl, it's nothing more than being bold and thin-skinned, which girl you like, you have to be bold and contact with others, the process of contact is a little more delicate, don't be like a big man who picks his feet, rough makes people want to vomit, but other girls don't necessarily accept you at one time, right? So, don't be afraid of being rejected, the more frustrated people are, the braver they are. ”

The three of them nodded at the same time, and Shen Hao said very stinkyly:

"Of course, a handsome man like me naturally has an innate advantage, and it is inevitable that there will be girls who plot against me, which cannot be taught to you, but the above three points are unsuccessful."

"Hey, actually, Shen Hao, you're not so narcissistic, we can be friends." Tie Nan looked at Shen Hao with a dead expression, and was really speechless.

Nima, is there any reason for this, even if you are good and can please your sister, the three of you have always been like this, looking at the door all day long, and you didn't put on the most handsome pose that time?

But other people's girls come and go, just don't take a look at them, this comes and goes, the little heart has suffered a lot of blows, so that now, the single ones are still single, helpless, this society makes them feel that they can't live.

and three people bragged to the end of work, as for whether or not they got the scriptures, then there is no need to say more.

But the three of them really examined themselves, and felt that they were indeed not as thick-skinned as Shen Hao, and they had to learn more in the future, and they must be able to praise themselves in the mirror three hundred times.

Shen Hao returned home, Su Ya still didn't see anyone today, Shen Hao was a little strange, this girl left in a hurry that night, and it took three days to leave?

Fortunately, Li Yuling is here, since yesterday's incident, this Nizi seems to be a different person, and she also ordered takeout outside, and asked Shen Hao to eat it very enthusiastically.

"Nothing to be courteous, either a traitor or a thief. Say, what are you doing to this handsome guy? To tell you the truth, don't think that you can avoid labor in this way, wash your feet and warm the bed, and you can't miss a piece. Shen Hao snorted.

"Why don't you die?"

Li Yuling's gratitude immediately vanished.

I thought that he was wronged by what happened yesterday, and the person who made him worry about Lao Tzu was miserable all the time, but he really couldn't cook, and he couldn't express his gratitude with practical actions, so he inevitably used takeout, but this bastard didn't appreciate it at all.

When did Miss Li Yuling take the initiative to buy food for a man?

Do you think that there were countless men waiting for Miss Li to come down for a review with a lunch box, and they still looked disgusted? You Shen Hao are really the first person ever.

No matter how much, what should Shen Hao do, what should he do, urging Li Yuling to wash his feet, although this girl has accepted her fate, but she is not serious about doing things, and her slender fingers are always touched a few times, just that.

Shen Hao sighed and said, "Niu'er, don't be so serious, I will never give you money to buy clothes in the future." ”

"Hmph, love is not given, if you don't give it, you can pull it, Miss Ben is not rare, if Miss Ben is really rich one day, I will take the money to kill you." Li Yuling looked unremitting, and left with a footbath.

"Hey, it's time to warm up."

"I bought a hot baby and put it on the bed, you go try it, it should be hot."

Shen Hao was stunned and didn't react for a while, suddenly stood up, scolded, and said, "Little girl, are you fooling the uncle?" The money you paid for things today is still from this handsome guy, what the hell, are you so lazy? ”

"Hmph, the bed is hot anyway, if I don't tell you, do you know that I warmed you up, or did the hot baby warm it? It's a matter of attitude, anyway, the bed is warm, don't care how it's warm. ”

Li Yuling's joking voice came from the bathroom, she was very cool at the moment, what she liked most was to see Shen Hao's stinky face look angry, that was as cool as it was.

It's just that a touch of ruddy appeared on his little face, his hands rubbed slightly, and he said secretly:

"Will this bastard get angry and rush in and grab himself out and stuff him under the covers? Don't, what if that's the case? Shameful ......"

Shen Hao disappeared into the living room, came to the bedroom with chagrin, turned on his laptop and surfed the Internet, after the last "virus" incident, he was very smart at the moment, and he definitely couldn't look at the screen with his eyes open.

Randomly typed a series of URLs on the screen, then logged into a strange website, and then a connection automatically pulled closer to a chat room, but there was no one inside, and as he typed the command, a pure English interface came into view.

Immediately there was a ding dong, indicating that he had an email arrived, and Shen Hao clicked on it suspiciously, and there was a series of English on it.

That's what he contacts with headquarters, but he has something to do these days and hasn't taken over a task.

I read a few casually, and the last message directly named me and said that I would pick it up.

"Liuli Li Family Employs Apocalypse, the ...... of the Bright Community, Unit XX House XX"

"Hey, why does this address look so familiar?" Shen Hao was a little surprised, and then thought of something, and then scolded, saying:

"Damn, isn't this Lao Tzu? What's the matter, someone hired Lao Tzu to kill Lao Tzu, are you so tired and crooked? ”

This is really ridiculous, this relationship is going to be suicidal?

Immediately, Shen Hao frowned, and in his heart he made a very high assessment of the Li family.

The organization to which I belong, which is the world's top existence, generally speaking, the tasks received are extremely challenging, and these tasks are completed by some old customers, or old customers directly pay for them, and usually others do not know that they exist as an organization.

But this task turned out to be marked as being sent by someone from the Li family, so it shows that people and organizations should be in one-line contact.

Shen Hao knocked on the table for a while, thought carefully for a while, and there was a "ding dong" sound from the computer again, and there was information in reality again.

After clicking on it, there was a sentence left on it: Apocalypse, the employer's requirements must be completed, regardless of the conditions, even the boss spoke.

"Bastard, it's really against you, and there's a kind of you coming." Shen Hao rolled his eyes completely, this group of souls is faint, and they are still forced to hurry up and do it to themselves?

Shen Hao quickly typed out a paragraph on the screen and said, "Then you let the boss come, anyway, Lao Tzu won't answer." ”

"Don't, you have to know, among the brothers, only you have the highest combat effectiveness, the boss's scum, what kind of combat power do you have, the people of the Li family said that the opponent of this mission may be a practitioner, you are not unclear about the situation in Huaxia, it is difficult to get weapons, this hand-to-hand combat, but your strength."

"Okay, if I post a task, you can't take it?"

"No kidding, Lao Tzu is a civilian."

"You can definitely handle it." The two of them chatted like this.

"Okay, we're all old acquaintances, since you said so, but before the ugly words, the bonus can't be less at all, and acquaintances can't do it, otherwise the boss will have to skin me."

"Okay, triple it." Shen Hao smiled, and then his ten fingers moved together to type out a large number of words, including the details of the target.

The thing was sent, and the other end didn't send a message for a long time, and finally the other end recovered, with only one sentence: Apocalypse, why do I rely on you woman?

"Then am I relying on you woman, you bastard, I think any of you dare to come here?" Shen Hao was also polite and said:

"Grandma's, are you bold? Come, brother will live here. ”

A very surprised passage was sent over there: Damn, don't say that that person is you.

Shen Hao was too lazy to continue arguing with him, so he closed the computer directly depressed and threw it aside, bastard Li Yuanshan, I haven't touched your daughter yet, are you so anxious to trouble me?

If he could swallow this evil breath, would Shen Hao still have the face to live in this world in the future? Is it tolerable or intolerable?

slammed the door open, and shouted, "Li Yuling, you dead girl will die for Uncle Ben." ”

"Ah, what are you doing?" Li Yuling shouted in a panic.

"Let's go, go to your house for a walk, it's the opposite, it's completely reversed, the tiger is not powerful, and it's really a sick cat to be Lao Tzu, let Li Yuanshan see and understand today, what is it called a killer and an example."